Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing wrong with a grill. But it does use about 10 times the power to toast a slice of bread. You don't happen to be a Warburtons product designer do you?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing wrong with a grill. But it does use about 10 times the power to toast a slice of bread. You don't happen to be a Warburtons product designer do you?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously it's not woke but there’s something desperately wrong with the Warburtons Toastie. Why does a loaf that trades on being perfect for toasting not fit in any standard toaster? Do they still use the grill in Lancashire?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm impressed by the ongoing adaptability of the word 'woke'. It's breaking out of the chains of 'arguments, attitudes and policies I disagree with but don't have the intellect to debate' and taking over the 'popular, but not to my taste' arena. Go woke!
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I always find that if you just remember that anyone claiming to be part of the silent majority is in truth a member of a noisy minority you'll be able to gauge what is public opinion
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, if that's the state you're in by lunchtime you probably do need to slow down a bit, for your own wellbeing. The world is full of people who regret having once believed that they thrive on stress.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantastic lack of self-awareness on display in his post. Tedious posturing indeed!
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Careful, lads. You do realise that shining a light on the State of Israel and its supporters is antisemitic?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
So you've grown from being a normal kid to an amnesic adult who lacks imagination. 8 year old you could have answered the question in a shot - or should that be snot?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
May I respectfully request that, in order to maintain your green credentials, you desist from publishing boosterism for AI?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Follow the money. They've 'partnered' with OpenAI.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Evaluation is not speculation. And as a journalist it's your job to evaluate, rather than parrot. Go on, give it a try. Is it remotely possible that his justification is true?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
If true, still doesn't excuse anyone else.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
My phogna pogna eats bologna
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought his specialty was the turkey trot?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
How the fuck can this be labelled 'Analysis'
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I know where the 's' from 'maths' went missing.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
No inconsistency. If you're being held against your will and your captor tells you to jump, should you comply?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Poutine muncher say wut?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Why?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair, they might have had a clue what they were doing and containerised the ground, installing irrigation and drainage.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social)
@cyclinguk.bsky.social I've been a CTC/Cycling UK member for 40 years. Yet you still spam me on a very regular basis with exhortation to join up and enjoy the benefits. Which is bloody irritating. Needless to say the benefits don't include any age related or long service discounts.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
The implication of Adams' words is that the probability of hitting something tends to 1. A certainty. And gravity will force that outcome (relatively) quickly.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Fair enough. But any event that wiped out humanity and all its traces would exinguish life on earth, not just human life. (Apologies for being stuck in pedantry mode today)
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Whether those things would be more durable than all the artifacts left on earth is open to discussion: one asteroid strike could smash the plaque and the spacecraft will eventually hit something.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Super typo!
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
And the site's accident records...
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
With respect, he didn't 'buy" time, if the only price exacted was was some effortless and worthless flattery to Trump. And Trump totally bought that. For an assessment u certain price. Let's hope it's his downfall and not the Ukraine's.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, it was the default position in my day. Because how else could you be left behind, clinging to the pole?)
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Standard Orwellian Doublethink on Philp's part. There's a lot of it about. (I do enjoy contemplating what Charles Dickens would have done with a character called Philp. Definitely a villain)
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bandest. Yes Indeed. But when The Skids become the Drifters and The Who become Them, things get confusing.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bandest
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Category error here. You've mistaken Reform Ltd for a political party. And people vote for it, but don't actively support it because its policies don't stand still long enough, and depend upon who is speaking, and to whom. And 'take back control' and 'stop the boats' are not, on their own, policies.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
My apologies. It was neuter in Old English.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Wants to restore our colonial power...
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're in North Essex you should be supporting the U's 😉
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
My father came from the Krays' neck of the woods (but not close enough to have to deal with them) and he always corrected the false nostalgia: their alleged local philanthropy was a protection racket, quieting potential grasses, but nobody was ever safe if they got in their way, even accidentally.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Although the word arrived here from the Germanic languages, which vary in gender assignation. In German, it's neuter.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Not suggesting, of course, that feminine coal has any historical origin.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Our unwritten rules as to which inanimate objects should be considered male or female aren't lazy sexism, but a memory of how they were assigned when English still had gender inflections. In France, literally every thing is either masculine or feminine, and Germany adds neuter, but not logically.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
In boats rowed by ex-marines.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Predictable.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredible.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, cause the circling fucking helicopters are absolutely silent.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
'Retired Essex' says it all.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
If the amateur CP club went pro, then it's nitpicking to say that today's side didn't exist before that date. If the same rule were applied to Rugby Union, none of today's teams is more than 30 years old.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
No, but it's just possible some nutter in comms has persuaded them that saying things that they'll not deliver might win them support like it did for Nige. Starmer needs to realise that the Labour base is into policy, beliefs and honesty, not optics. And so are the vast majority of the electorate.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
*no, your recall is accurate. 'HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC', they said, despite all evidence to the contrary.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
This isn't news in the rest of the USA, let alone in the UK. You paying your NY correspondent by the word?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
If the gold standard for restaurants is that they should cater to the common denominator then that's ketchup on all tables.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
This is making me weep.. I'm feeling a bit blubbery... ...with four b's 😭😂
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Runs on a Sinclair Spectrum...
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I get it. The future belongs to the small minority who profit from pyramid schemes.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Not to the point, but honestly: any professional journalist who can write 'taxidermied' should really get stuffed.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
It's indeed worrying to see support for Hamas rising. Might be worth considering what might be causing this.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Keep digging, digger.
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Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
So a confirmed yes. Doesn't make me happy at all. Nauseates me.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
So that's a yes.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
So let's be absolutely clear about this. You support indiscriminate killing of Gazan non-combatants including children.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
If your medallion was visible over your clothing then you'd be the criminal, and due a visit from the style police.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta get their eight bucks' worth..
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Can never really work out how much of this ethnic Celtic/Britons ancestry thing is real or a romantic nationalistic exceptionalism blurred by over 1000 years of population mobility.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's just a signal that he'd had a classical education and was prepared to misuse it. Suggesting that people whose views you despise are mentally ill just gives them an excuse to ignore you.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I think we're some decades past the point where criticising the Bond canon because it's 'a laughable premise' is relevant. How about 'It's a bit of fun' which can move with the times under new stewardship. Which has happened several times already.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Just be grateful they're not Collared Doves. A whole nuther level of monotony.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly that. And with breeding pretty much over for this year, the remaining grownups won't be drawing attention to themselves.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem with social media in a nutshell - refuting a reasonable assessment with 'that's horseshit' without saying why. As if that settles the matter. To be honest, that's lazy horseshit.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Pushback from genocidal Netanyahu. Now there's a surprise!
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a shame that anybody needs religious texts to determine what's right and wrong. But thanks for pointing this out to them.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
They don't cut the grass around the panel arrays, so unless there's sheep in there, it will bloom. So.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you see the Fuller hide?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Near Thixendale?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a war zone? That ship sailed long ago. Killing zone, perhaps.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody's ever seen him and JD Vance together... Just sayin'
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a bit bloody odd that it hasn't been culled by the moderators. They don't allow similar petitions, wouldn't be unreasonable to weed out things outside government remit. I feel like starting a petition to make it snow every Christmas Day.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
So to loop us back to the beginning, might that not justify a fair bit of Sharkey's ire?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
The value of the water Co's is assets - liabilities. So given their leveraged debt burden, not much at all, if anything. Don't forget, they're over-valuing the infrastructure. Through lack of maintenance or investment, it's not worth anything like £100b plus liabilities.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
And Labour are quoting that figure as a reason not to nationalisr.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
The reality of the situation is that the water co's can't afford to rectify the situation because for decades they've marked their own homework, failed to plan for future needs, and given their profits away to their owners. Now, functionally bankrupt, they're valued at £100b by Labour. True value =0
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
iphones originally used ARM chips designed in the UK, and still license the technology from ARM. I just love Merkins who think they invented everything.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
If he wasn't on Epstein's list, why was Epstein murdered?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Best of luck with your locally made iphones. Should be in full production by about 2030.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Xitter levels of whataboutery
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm thinking you conflate local culture with ethnicity too much. You could make just as strong a case for Yorkshire and Cornwall.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
These aren't ethnicities. They're cultural variations within a single ethnic group. Greeks and Turks often share a deep hatred of each other. They're genetically identical - Turks displaced the original Hellenes - and have near identical cuisines. They're separated by religion, and a lot of baggage
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Say you were a long term buddy with a notorious pedophile. Someone has the receipts. A few more grandstanding tariff shenanigans will take people's minds off your past peccadillos. No-one will see through your cunning ruse. 🤣
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Say you disagree with a South American politician. You place a tax on your own people to consume products from his country. That'll show him! And your people will gladly pay more to help you make your point. 🤣
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Say you import a large amount of a raw ingredient from a small economy. You use that raw ingredient to make value added manufactures which make you lots of profit all over the world. They have neither the population nor wealth to reciprocate. So you put a tax on yourself to 'punish' them. 🤣
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Because Trump's reasons for imposing tariffs include: a simple deficit in reciprocal trade; as a tool for regime change; as a distraction. But never yet for any sound or sane economic reason.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like Keira Knightley's rôle in Black Doves.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
You are aware that at the time the Chinese elites considered themselves to be racially superior to pretty much everybody including white British foreign devils?
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd like to put in a word for neither. They're different versions of European culture, bolstered by nationality. But no differences significant enough to distinguish on ethnic grounds.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Nowadays, fElon would retweet him.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
FAFO
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Need to go for the Tudor look. Balloon shorts and tights. Upstart Crow fanboy vibe
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
Not exactly soft rock but one of the finest 'make something your own' covers ever: youtu.be/y0zvUdOOG_w?...
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the difference between us is that you come from a country where the railways are publicly owned, subsidised and managed for the benefit of the people, and I come from a country where they are privately owned, and subsidised and managed for the benefit of shareholders.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
It's almost as if you've never been on a Ryanair flight. They're full of poor younger people who would happily go by train if it were cheaper.
Silver Birch (@dickp.bsky.social) reply parent
No. He had an AI chimp executing intrusive ortokarekt.