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Mari Ale

@digitalcoffin.bsky.social

Imagine having to ensure your error log database survives the death of its original host so it displays properly on your tombstone. Now here we are. she/they

created July 20, 2023

310 followers 367 following 1,184 posts

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Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/5395C7mv9wc?... Found the version that matters 🫡

6/9/2025, 8:49:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

The second I can get myself together and resurrect my studio computer, I can continue my work then it’s truly over for all’a y’all

6/9/2025, 8:39:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

It used to be that I would look up the first main battle scene of Yamato 2199 on YouTube and only get the pew pew, not the good fucking song they sing as they sail into death Now I only get the song, no pew pew to be found なんでやねん

6/9/2025, 8:31:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

i remember going home, and feeling the waves of the big explosions go off above me, and just feeling perfectly at home while i heard the music i was writing in my ears. try looking up NYC fireworks 2020-21. nothing. its all been scrubbed. but i remember.

6/9/2025, 7:32:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

that being said, i still remember what it sounded like on my bike as i went from my homie's spot back to my house. and my music was made expressly for the sound of shells going off in the air.

6/9/2025, 7:30:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

try finding a video from then. they've all been scrubbed.

6/9/2025, 7:29:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

any one remember lockdown in the early months? in NYC? when NYPD and NYFD were just walking down the streets setting off huge fireworks?

6/9/2025, 7:28:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Manic feline gæm kyǔb cntrlr

6/9/2025, 7:16:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

-kellogg puritan circle

6/9/2025, 7:15:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

I hate coming home and knowing im unable to armored core, delaying my whole campaign by yet another fucking day

6/9/2025, 7:14:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

In the last 8 weeks, I’ve seen a lot of posts that headcanon thlINgan folk as very sugar/glucose dependent, such that gagh is sweet and bloodwine even sweeter, with the explanation that the glucose is to fuel their energy requirements. This extends to explain as to why Worf would enjoy prune juice

6/9/2025, 7:06:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture r o o (@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Ngl I think the bigger issue is that I'd prob just turn into Daniel Plainview at the end of There Will Be Blood

6/9/2025, 6:48:28 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Ytp/AI synthesis: L/Coa/Bān/Zai

6/9/2025, 3:58:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Deepak Choppa (@adamsandler.click) reposted

mr president sir how do you feel about the dragon maid anime. please remember you are under Ouath

6/9/2025, 3:48:34 AM | 46 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju (@parchmentscroll.bsky.social) reposted

I'm sorry can we just go back to the part where he just gave the cops 400 pages of proof of his ongoing stalking and harassment campaign? And was somehow surprised when they charged him????

5/9/2025, 9:14:38 PM | 200 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicole Saltesi, PhD (@nacl.sh) reposted

war.gov

6/9/2025, 1:42:47 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Thats a perennial problem with putting money in a corrupt bastard’s pocket, there’s always bigger fish! Melt your Byzantine gold down, steal caspian shipped oil or go home!

6/9/2025, 3:26:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

This looks like it’s on the USS voyager

6/9/2025, 3:14:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Existentialish (@existentialish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

floor hurt foot water nice idk fam

5/9/2025, 11:52:11 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture molly ✨ (@brat.fm) reposted

Railed Against the Machine

6/9/2025, 1:02:22 AM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

WHAT?! What happened to 119 buck GIOs?!

6/9/2025, 12:36:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks p sweet for a GIO!

6/9/2025, 12:31:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure it ain’t checkered?

6/9/2025, 12:07:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Orc Girl Boss 🐇 (@orc.bsky.social) reposted

saw a crew of wee baby West Point cadets at the local ice cream shop. they made the line too long so I simply said ATTEN SHUN ABOOOOUT FAYCE FAH WAHD MARSH!!! ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO DOUBLE TIME! ONE TWO! then I got my raspberry waffle cone

5/9/2025, 11:51:08 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted

Modest Mouse implies Arrogant Trackpad

5/9/2025, 9:22:02 AM | 142 39 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted

numbers have gone woke math has failed

5/9/2025, 7:38:10 PM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

When the hell did Brian molko grow a mustache?! My inner 10 year old is crying with despair now.

5/9/2025, 11:20:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture agnest (@agnostic.bsky.social) reposted

god allows me to recognize the pattern but not to deal with it

5/9/2025, 5:21:02 PM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mothra stewart (@gorl.gay) reposted

evergreen

what a stupid time to be alive panel/meme of a person looking out of a window (while holding or hugging themself) at a city with black clouds hovering over it.
5/9/2025, 8:27:43 PM | 1215 281 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Visions of Zohran pulling one of these give me hope

5/9/2025, 11:14:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Easy buys when they all have the big single in them

5/9/2025, 10:50:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted

the fact that no dems have said anything on this is great i think probably

5/9/2025, 6:14:38 PM | 148 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted

My essay on Strange New Worlds has become about how capitalism hollows art into postmodern nostalgic, contextless product that reinforce cultural norms creating a “centrist” view that frames fascism as just a side in a debate with marginalized voices who challenge the hierarchies fascists exploit.

4/9/2025, 9:39:49 PM | 493 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Santana Abraxas (@slime-golem.biz) reposted

duke nukem voice "I've got depression. And anxiety."

4/9/2025, 6:21:18 PM | 111 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

He is then visited by Alan Moore and hacked to pieces with a tire iron that very night

4/9/2025, 3:19:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted

I think it is sort of satanic that I can see emails within a few seconds of waking up. You used to have to go to the email room

3/9/2025, 10:54:51 PM | 109 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

had to draw this

4/9/2025, 2:03:36 AM | 6184 2332 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rule 63 Alucard wall scroll (@foxglove.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture 🟣Blobstar🟣 (@blobstar.bsky.social) reposted

Crushing Xanax into the sourdough starter to help it be more pleasant dough

3/9/2025, 11:53:16 AM | 72 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture blueskyjism (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying

3/9/2025, 1:58:58 PM | 476 116 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

The machinespirit must be appeased

3/9/2025, 7:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted

The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.

3/9/2025, 4:15:53 AM | 4155 1299 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

The day Graham Linehan is found dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation inside a hotel room, surrounded by his *extremely* illegal porn collection, is gradually approaching. Each humiliation he inflicts on himself, hastens it. Each day could be the day, the day a hotel worker discovers his magnum opus.

2/9/2025, 10:33:47 AM | 275 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bunny (@pussystage.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 11:22:12 PM | 983 203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Not a single quote seeing this was a good thing in that article. Haha what a superfluous issue. Fuck’s sake.

3/9/2025, 4:40:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture agnest (@agnostic.bsky.social) reposted

my love is green and my jealousy is red

2/9/2025, 1:24:29 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

In the meantime make a mate that does!

3/9/2025, 4:23:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

You know you can turn them into daggers and swords yes?

3/9/2025, 4:22:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re not eating steak for steak, they’re eating it as a knowable quantity for a spreadsheet. May they all end up as ingredients in soylent.

3/9/2025, 3:58:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture prettybug (@inyourculture.bsky.social) reposted

i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression

2/9/2025, 10:32:36 PM | 1871 377 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Threatening Music Notation (@musicnotation.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 8:03:41 AM | 101 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

Guy who makes videos showing how to make classic US foods and each recipe includes adding a handgun to the recipe. Sometimes the gun is used to such as open a can or shoot the onions before it is added

1/9/2025, 2:39:53 PM | 38 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

I had a left over pork adobo taco with the whole grilled cebollín and chili, and I just through the whole thing tortilla and all Into tonkontsu instant ramen with two dashes of rice vinegar, bout to drop the chicharrón in, I might die from peaking

2/9/2025, 5:32:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted

"Cybersecurity experts are warning of a surge in attacks from a malware strain known as "Gayfemboy,” which was first identified last February, and leaves the string "twinks :3" displayed on an infected system before moving on."

Sophisticated
31/8/2025, 11:30:19 PM | 649 189 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scissors (@rningscissors.bsky.social) reposted

I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man

RESEARCH ARTICLE • Volume 39, Issue 1001, P221- 222, November 05, 1842 A MAN WITH THREE TESTICLES. F. Macann
1/9/2025, 2:21:34 AM | 2902 390 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted

when I'm supposed to care that bsky is 'dying' again:

Roy Batty in the rain saying I've posted on platforms you people wouldn't believe
1/9/2025, 4:10:45 PM | 566 72 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evangelion Screenshots (@ngescreenshot.bsky.social) reposted

Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone

Misato excitedly enjoying her beer
1/9/2025, 4:00:00 PM | 114 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

You thought im too sexy was bad? You haven’t heard it performed by a drunk American at karaoke.

1/9/2025, 5:55:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture marina🌸 (@marinadove.bsky.social) reposted

the first daoist to see a panda must have lost his fucking shit

31/8/2025, 8:20:17 PM | 185 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

With the addendum that those systems must still be able to be driven by analog and hydraulic systems when the mech becomes damaged

1/9/2025, 4:37:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

I generally believe that most mechs with simple functions in construction or freight can be operated with analog interface with sufficient speed, but the faster and more nimble and more extraneous systems tied into its OS and power, the faster the connections need to be

1/9/2025, 4:36:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture agnest (@agnostic.bsky.social) reposted

the process >>

1/9/2025, 3:14:01 AM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

少なくともそこで奪うことはないでょうw

1/9/2025, 4:23:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Habsburg Waifu (@julieofthespirits.bsky.social) reposted

The evolution from crust punk to stenchcore is so funny. "This music sounds like it was made by people who don't bathe...wait, this music REALLY sounds like it was made by people who don't bathe!"

31/8/2025, 10:15:20 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted

happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.

3 hours for work 6 hours for rest 15 hours for posting
1/9/2025, 1:09:31 AM | 5965 1449 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture tunes to make you run away (@whippoorwont.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

three drinks in

the kind vladimir ilyich would have shot everybody here
1/9/2025, 1:03:31 AM | 68 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted

Two drinks in

LENIN IS NICE MAN
1/9/2025, 1:01:35 AM | 395 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re fucked now bud

1/9/2025, 12:34:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted

long weekend

goth woman grilling while wearing a cowboy hat
1/9/2025, 12:11:20 AM | 98 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture chloe 🐇 (@sapphic.moe) reposted

HDMI to chicken soup converter
31/8/2025, 7:53:20 PM | 2900 990 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

About? He pulled the trigger!

1/9/2025, 12:17:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Im sorry to everyone in this thread dealing with the sisko revelation but Eddington read his ass down with the Javert accusation, he is a cop as fuck

31/8/2025, 11:51:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember to test with a throwaway tape first! I hope it’s not too late

31/8/2025, 12:09:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent

Dark Souls glowing shrimp boss named Wal-Mart Shrimp
28/8/2025, 4:36:17 PM | 213 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

That was my birthday! I woke up on a friends couch and just started pouring us drinks

31/8/2025, 10:32:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on use case and reaction time imo

31/8/2025, 10:26:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Hi. Do you have suggestions for how I can dress for 115F degree weather? Also has to make me feel like it's 65F, takes no effort to put together, doesn't make me stand out, but also makes me look stylish, works for weddings and pool parties, is ethically produced, and doesn't cost more than $3? Thx.

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Profile picture cyber professional (@permadeath.com) reposted

the real energy drink brand "Gym Weed" with the tagline "Drink Your Weeds" is funnier than any of the fake brands in Cyberpunk 2077

Can of gym weed soda
30/8/2025, 2:42:55 PM | 44 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted

This came to me in a vision

29/8/2025, 11:48:41 AM | 2024 540 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you draw and quarter them as is your right by law?

30/8/2025, 10:59:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BABA (@floorbaba.bsky.social) reposted

gf handed me the aux and I played a youtube video about how to get flight path data

30/8/2025, 2:00:31 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

The underlying desire really is as close and as pithy as “retvrn”

30/8/2025, 10:31:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 (@thoc.bsky.social) reposted

This whole website right now:

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Profile picture Jon Dear (@accordingtojond.bsky.social) reposted

“Won’t somebody think of the cunts” is a hell of a take.

30/8/2025, 8:53:11 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

Dear god I pray with my hands together and my knees on the ground, May we get new bagpipe tunes from this We need new music to accompany the exits of these bastards that complete the existing canon

30/8/2025, 9:51:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture András Forgács W (@andraswf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

'Comrades, now that we're quorate, I propose we call a doctor.' 'All the best doctors have left or RFK Jr. fired them.'

30/8/2025, 8:53:33 AM | 44 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

I love a lot of people that live on my block. If it happens tho, I am making then intimately familiar with the following: on.soundcloud.com/tI8dY0LWYY94...

30/8/2025, 8:49:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reposted

like to charge retweet to cast 💖

30/8/2025, 4:48:19 AM | 41 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh.bsky.social) reposted

someone just set off a bunch of fireworks. cmon man you can't do that. not tonight. not unless

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Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

It happens, I am putting my amp in the window, diming it, and blasting some happy music at the universe

30/8/2025, 1:42:43 AM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

me: “The language of the universe is mathematics” MY YOUNGER CHILD: “lol no it’s my booty” me: “……factually incorrect. it’s actually math”

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Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

Im gonna show my age here, I don’t know the melody to Maggie’s in a box, time to brush up on that

30/8/2025, 8:34:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted

one cool thing about me is I’m definitely alive

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Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

Someone tell the mans to post timestamp and shoe on head

30/8/2025, 8:29:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted

being meguca is suffering

30/8/2025, 8:10:01 AM | 182 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent

Like this bloke ya mean?

30/8/2025, 8:15:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)

I just got home from an impossibly gay 5 band bill, musical excellence out the wazoo, I was on top of the world the entire time. I sure hope checking the timeline tn doesn’t knock the wind out my horse!

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Profile picture Habsburg Waifu (@julieofthespirits.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"seremos dinamarca" es una creencia pendeja pero "fuimos dinamarca" es una creencia aun mas pendeja

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