Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/5395C7mv9wc?... Found the version that matters 🫡
Imagine having to ensure your error log database survives the death of its original host so it displays properly on your tombstone. Now here we are. she/they
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youtu.be/5395C7mv9wc?... Found the version that matters 🫡
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
The second I can get myself together and resurrect my studio computer, I can continue my work then it’s truly over for all’a y’all
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
It used to be that I would look up the first main battle scene of Yamato 2199 on YouTube and only get the pew pew, not the good fucking song they sing as they sail into death Now I only get the song, no pew pew to be found なんでやねん
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
i remember going home, and feeling the waves of the big explosions go off above me, and just feeling perfectly at home while i heard the music i was writing in my ears. try looking up NYC fireworks 2020-21. nothing. its all been scrubbed. but i remember.
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
that being said, i still remember what it sounded like on my bike as i went from my homie's spot back to my house. and my music was made expressly for the sound of shells going off in the air.
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
try finding a video from then. they've all been scrubbed.
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
any one remember lockdown in the early months? in NYC? when NYPD and NYFD were just walking down the streets setting off huge fireworks?
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Manic feline gæm kyǔb cntrlr
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
-kellogg puritan circle
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate coming home and knowing im unable to armored core, delaying my whole campaign by yet another fucking day
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
In the last 8 weeks, I’ve seen a lot of posts that headcanon thlINgan folk as very sugar/glucose dependent, such that gagh is sweet and bloodwine even sweeter, with the explanation that the glucose is to fuel their energy requirements. This extends to explain as to why Worf would enjoy prune juice
r o o (@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ngl I think the bigger issue is that I'd prob just turn into Daniel Plainview at the end of There Will Be Blood
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Ytp/AI synthesis: L/Coa/Bān/Zai
Deepak Choppa (@adamsandler.click) reposted
mr president sir how do you feel about the dragon maid anime. please remember you are under Ouath
Jordan is the Huggiest Kaiju (@parchmentscroll.bsky.social) reposted
I'm sorry can we just go back to the part where he just gave the cops 400 pages of proof of his ongoing stalking and harassment campaign? And was somehow surprised when they charged him????
Nicole Saltesi, PhD (@nacl.sh) reposted
war.gov
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats a perennial problem with putting money in a corrupt bastard’s pocket, there’s always bigger fish! Melt your Byzantine gold down, steal caspian shipped oil or go home!
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks like it’s on the USS voyager
Existentialish (@existentialish.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
floor hurt foot water nice idk fam
molly ✨ (@brat.fm) reposted
Railed Against the Machine
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
WHAT?! What happened to 119 buck GIOs?!
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks p sweet for a GIO!
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure it ain’t checkered?
Orc Girl Boss 🐇 (@orc.bsky.social) reposted
saw a crew of wee baby West Point cadets at the local ice cream shop. they made the line too long so I simply said ATTEN SHUN ABOOOOUT FAYCE FAH WAHD MARSH!!! ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE TWO DOUBLE TIME! ONE TWO! then I got my raspberry waffle cone
Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted
Modest Mouse implies Arrogant Trackpad
Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted
numbers have gone woke math has failed
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
When the hell did Brian molko grow a mustache?! My inner 10 year old is crying with despair now.
agnest (@agnostic.bsky.social) reposted
god allows me to recognize the pattern but not to deal with it
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Visions of Zohran pulling one of these give me hope
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Easy buys when they all have the big single in them
Bugs Maytrix: Insects Reloaded (@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social) reposted
the fact that no dems have said anything on this is great i think probably
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted
My essay on Strange New Worlds has become about how capitalism hollows art into postmodern nostalgic, contextless product that reinforce cultural norms creating a “centrist” view that frames fascism as just a side in a debate with marginalized voices who challenge the hierarchies fascists exploit.
Santana Abraxas (@slime-golem.biz) reposted
duke nukem voice "I've got depression. And anxiety."
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
He is then visited by Alan Moore and hacked to pieces with a tire iron that very night
BayBayFriend (@baybayfriend.bsky.social) reposted
I think it is sort of satanic that I can see emails within a few seconds of waking up. You used to have to go to the email room
punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted
had to draw this
🟣Blobstar🟣 (@blobstar.bsky.social) reposted
Crushing Xanax into the sourdough starter to help it be more pleasant dough
blueskyjism (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
The machinespirit must be appeased
Courtney Milan (@courtneymilan.com) reposted
The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.
Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted
The day Graham Linehan is found dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation inside a hotel room, surrounded by his *extremely* illegal porn collection, is gradually approaching. Each humiliation he inflicts on himself, hastens it. Each day could be the day, the day a hotel worker discovers his magnum opus.
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Not a single quote seeing this was a good thing in that article. Haha what a superfluous issue. Fuck’s sake.
agnest (@agnostic.bsky.social) reposted
my love is green and my jealousy is red
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
In the meantime make a mate that does!
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
You know you can turn them into daggers and swords yes?
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re not eating steak for steak, they’re eating it as a knowable quantity for a spreadsheet. May they all end up as ingredients in soylent.
prettybug (@inyourculture.bsky.social) reposted
i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression
Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted
Guy who makes videos showing how to make classic US foods and each recipe includes adding a handgun to the recipe. Sometimes the gun is used to such as open a can or shoot the onions before it is added
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
I had a left over pork adobo taco with the whole grilled cebollín and chili, and I just through the whole thing tortilla and all Into tonkontsu instant ramen with two dashes of rice vinegar, bout to drop the chicharrón in, I might die from peaking
Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted
"Cybersecurity experts are warning of a surge in attacks from a malware strain known as "Gayfemboy,” which was first identified last February, and leaves the string "twinks :3" displayed on an infected system before moving on."
Scissors (@rningscissors.bsky.social) reposted
I think 182 year old research articles should be free I want to read about the man
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
You thought im too sexy was bad? You haven’t heard it performed by a drunk American at karaoke.
marina🌸 (@marinadove.bsky.social) reposted
the first daoist to see a panda must have lost his fucking shit
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
With the addendum that those systems must still be able to be driven by analog and hydraulic systems when the mech becomes damaged
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
I generally believe that most mechs with simple functions in construction or freight can be operated with analog interface with sufficient speed, but the faster and more nimble and more extraneous systems tied into its OS and power, the faster the connections need to be
agnest (@agnostic.bsky.social) reposted
the process >>
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
少なくともそこで奪うことはないでょうw
Habsburg Waifu (@julieofthespirits.bsky.social) reposted
The evolution from crust punk to stenchcore is so funny. "This music sounds like it was made by people who don't bathe...wait, this music REALLY sounds like it was made by people who don't bathe!"
timothy faust (@tbone.malware-virus.biz) reposted
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re fucked now bud
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
About? He pulled the trigger!
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Im sorry to everyone in this thread dealing with the sisko revelation but Eddington read his ass down with the Javert accusation, he is a cop as fuck
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember to test with a throwaway tape first! I hope it’s not too late
Standplaats Kraków (@standplaatskrk.pl) reposted reply parent
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
That was my birthday! I woke up on a friends couch and just started pouring us drinks
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on use case and reaction time imo
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
Hi. Do you have suggestions for how I can dress for 115F degree weather? Also has to make me feel like it's 65F, takes no effort to put together, doesn't make me stand out, but also makes me look stylish, works for weddings and pool parties, is ethically produced, and doesn't cost more than $3? Thx.
cyber professional (@permadeath.com) reposted
the real energy drink brand "Gym Weed" with the tagline "Drink Your Weeds" is funnier than any of the fake brands in Cyberpunk 2077
Kelsey Atherton (@atherton.bsky.social) reposted
This came to me in a vision
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you draw and quarter them as is your right by law?
BABA (@floorbaba.bsky.social) reposted
gf handed me the aux and I played a youtube video about how to get flight path data
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
The underlying desire really is as close and as pithy as “retvrn”
Jon Dear (@accordingtojond.bsky.social) reposted
“Won’t somebody think of the cunts” is a hell of a take.
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
Dear god I pray with my hands together and my knees on the ground, May we get new bagpipe tunes from this We need new music to accompany the exits of these bastards that complete the existing canon
András Forgács W (@andraswf.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
'Comrades, now that we're quorate, I propose we call a doctor.' 'All the best doctors have left or RFK Jr. fired them.'
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
I love a lot of people that live on my block. If it happens tho, I am making then intimately familiar with the following: on.soundcloud.com/tI8dY0LWYY94...
lukeular apocalypse (@beardynoise.bsky.social) reposted
like to charge retweet to cast 💖
Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh.bsky.social) reposted
someone just set off a bunch of fireworks. cmon man you can't do that. not tonight. not unless
Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted
It happens, I am putting my amp in the window, diming it, and blasting some happy music at the universe
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
me: “The language of the universe is mathematics” MY YOUNGER CHILD: “lol no it’s my booty” me: “……factually incorrect. it’s actually math”
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
Im gonna show my age here, I don’t know the melody to Maggie’s in a box, time to brush up on that
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
one cool thing about me is I’m definitely alive
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
Someone tell the mans to post timestamp and shoe on head
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
being meguca is suffering
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social) reply parent
Like this bloke ya mean?
Mari Ale (@digitalcoffin.bsky.social)
I just got home from an impossibly gay 5 band bill, musical excellence out the wazoo, I was on top of the world the entire time. I sure hope checking the timeline tn doesn’t knock the wind out my horse!
Habsburg Waifu (@julieofthespirits.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"seremos dinamarca" es una creencia pendeja pero "fuimos dinamarca" es una creencia aun mas pendeja