somebody got paid more for this video than I make every quarter
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somebody got paid more for this video than I make every quarter
great job sir keep putting out the bangers
i don't follow speedruns outside of the random saltvid but I actually felt that shift from π->π¬ in the last 45 seconds lol
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Habsburgs in Plano TX is so funny like bro that's the Frito town
the issue here is that nobody is actually running on "defund the police" and accepting *that* framing from the enemy is a mistake
it's awesome how words don't mean anything now. is there no apex to the epistemological crisis π
buddy I have 0 doubt this post will get me blocked as well and I'm "just asking questions" lol
i think what's really important here is accepting fascists and their enablers at their word when they voice their concerns about free speech
i tried to quote post @michaeljstern.bsky.social but he doesn't seem to care about hearing viewpoints that aren't his own!
i guarantee this dipshit has way more posts about "dialogue" and "the marketplace of ideas" lol
how it started // going
da shi absolutely rules though
lol it happens!
lol yea, it's a tattoo that Liz Warren staffers got after she dropped out of the primary. a lot of people likened it to concentration camp tattoos from WW2. i honestly believe it was unintentional but still incredibly cheesy either way
tbc, i implied that this tattoo isnt racist
selling prints for $500 goddamn
i will shake my head so everybody knows
warren staffers lol
it's a nice color I'll give them that!
good lord he's only 27
yeah that's not my call to make lol
you're not right π
there are very few (non racist) tattoos id ever judge anybody for having and this is one of them
lol yeah I kinda meant from the perspective that the first time I heard it was on a greatest hits collection
saw bob burger once and made it her whole deal
it's she doesn't she should!
that trilogy is so goated. i blasted through them during covid and I think that parts are a little boring, but overall they're awesome
I'm doing murderbot stuff. i watched the show and it was pretty silly but endearing so I'm giving the books a shot. they're short and fun. probably not for everyone though
pro-israel in bio lmao
TANYAAAA ππ
it's like she never even listened to the smash hit podcast mini series "I'm sorry" smh
reminds me of the trillbillie bit (during covid) about the old mountain man who didn't know about covid but was seriously concerned about cancel culture
the mom was like "yeah I mean we all make mistakes sometimes" lol
we just need to be nicer to people that hate us
they honestly have so many bangers it's wild
it's pedestrian for sure but goddamn I love orange crush lol
costner postman is a baby boy compared to this lady lol
watched the first attempt and saw that there was 1:20 left on the video lol
"In one instance, she stayed up all night to fight off a pack of wolves who had knocked over her vehicle" i would watch a Stagecoach Mary biopic fr
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whoah
lol i have no idea how it works. i saw a full on hairy asshole the other day that was not censored π€·
it's silly!
r/cospenis is like the library of alexandria* for dressed up dicks *pre-destruction
hotdog detector fooled again π
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i have a very particular set of balls
that's what's up
bars π₯π₯π₯
romani vs romanian. a harder puzzle to solve than the collatz conjecture
what if instead of full metal jacket it was full jello jacket
meow wolf ass house but if wealthy people spent all their money in shit like this instead of immiserating everybody or boiling the planet people might not want to kill them so much
man id love to get debunked. I've not even been bunked to begin with tbh
i know it's long and boring but the man does not miss
(re: chorus etc al) parenti in "inventing reality: the politics of mass media" discussed the role of editors and their relationship to what is and isn't published. i think this part more or less sums up the issues wrt who 1630 decides to fund.
lmao
hic sunt melon boyos!
imagine finding what you thought was a regular gourd and it's a watermelon. good lord
i bet the first guy to find a watermelon was so fucking amped
back in my day this was premium jork material. still is too
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it's almost like they haven't payed attention at all and believe good things happen
they should work together instead
so tru
some premium cowboys content that i just so happened to see like 10 min ago lol
wow he really is running the government like a business lol
volunteering/not even getting paid to defend a pedo is wild work
New: i looked at 90 porn sites
dudes be like "subway sucks"
wow this is blowing up follow me for more hit tweets
and that's the bottom line
alab smh
allegedly*
I'm 38 (actually lol)
he sent unsolicited dick pics
the only time in my life I've ever not lived paycheck to paycheck was the extended unemployment period of covid
I'm too don't send unsolicited dick pics
#goodPointNock
i shorten it to "njoy"
anyway I love adventures and coffee and methinks sarcasm is my primary language π€ͺ
getting some pushback for the part of my raya bio that says "enjoys long walks with a bitch" ??
oh he jorkin
it will obv warm up when my warm tush sits up on it π
bro you did not have to do la lechuza like this
throne of blood? no thanks i prefer something less wet
that ditch came out of nowhere bro I swear
i don't even get the reference!
gc geppetto entered my mind and I couldn't figure out how to make it work so I just said it anyway. i will probably get cancelled doing this kind of thing some day
lol yeah its got the right ingredients just not the right combination
honestly not sure if this analogy really lines up properly lol who care
gender critical geppetto has entered the chat
this scene was like an early version of the goodfellas laughing scene for me lol
nice coat who shot the couch π€£π«³
i only needed the shell ππ
lmao I had no idea what this was in reference to. but yeah it's a very silly movie. i don't think his non-spade movies get enough love. Beverly hills Ninja is also goated
