Let’s go! And go! And go!
I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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Let’s go! And go! And go!
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
AI grifter scammed their way into Dragon Con. The staff had them escorted out, lmao you love to see it
“O.G. Art”
Stop everything and mourn genius and art deadline.com/2025/09/grah...
Correct
We should invent new ways to be parasocial that is inherently exclusionary of rich ppl.
lmao just make it a “challenge”
I feel like we re not seeing enough material changes because so many folks were bamboozled into thinking that parasocial alliances would provide human rights.
And so far none of those have turned out to be potential movie of the year?
See? If they didn’t have cop city to train in they wouldn’t know how to handle this guy!
You ever get those sales emails where they pretend they’re following up on a previous conversation? Does that shit work?
Two is never enough for a Spartacus bit, imo
No way of solving problems besides brute force, so it’s just about finding a “higher authority” (bigger force) to intercede
👇👇👇
They want to perform shock and awe about the end outcomes of fascism but not do the work of divesting the sources of fascism. And they continue recreating that laterally on marginalized ppls in their spatial interaction platforms.
I got this idea an hour and a half ago while folding laundry and now I keep thinking it
“Control” but every line is “I love the way you smack my ass”
I mean I can see good points to waffling and not waffling…
The people intent on staying on this site to convince us it's dying are so weird. Okay? I'm here until I don't get anything out of it anymore and then I'll go somewhere else. What are you trying to accomplish with this exactly? If you want people to be nicer, try being less obnoxious.
I’ll never trust a children’s song again
He’s Raphael Doordash, he doesn’t wear Jordache
Ah shit yeah, there’s a ton of that attitude.
It’s cult programming type shit, if you’re “with us” then deny what’s true in favor of our version that we spread through force, and if you don’t want to be “with us” then just die
Why does it look like a bubble bobble?
gamblers ripping up their Trump or Giuliani bet slips as CNN announces Elon Musk has died from complications during a routine chest-weirdening surgery
omg they could make him fight Mark Dacascos
JAMES BOND SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE ON ALL THREE IRON CHEFS AND ALL THE INGREDIENTS ARE _FUCKED UP_ AND IF HE DOESNT WIN THEY'LL BLOW UP THE HAGIA SOFIA
They should make him American and uncouth. And he should have a karate sidekick. And a hacker dog. I guess that’s not super controversial but there it is.
Regardless of its plot and themes it should still have a name like Gunderwear
I was the editor of that film.
You can get Jim S Pumpkins to come to your Halloween party for fifty bucks
The imaginary things that aren’t real?
It’s a slappable town
John Pork is calling… for three dipping sauces
DIPPING SAUCES ARE DESIGNED FOR THE PORK.
Read this thread. Understand why Wings and I are so vehemently opposed to the notion that yt dealers need to be intercessors for us in selling his [or any Native creative's] work. And every time yt people say someone yt "revived" Native arts/traditions? THEY'RE LYING. PERIOD.
Haven’t heard that one in a minute
lmao same
In Zhuangzi that works out to the same thing in a sense, which is pleasing to me
Yeah I mean I believe in wellness, but not well as in healthy, it’s more well as in well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We’re closer to death, and death is sexy
All rich people have this attitude about the rest of us, but a small number of them at least try to be polite about it. Then there’s this guy…
Hell yeah, we love witchy shit
And, of course, it’s the 28th anniversary of the greatest of all newspaper corrections (with apologies to @seamas.bsky.social who traditionally posts this, but it’s 10.39, and I can only wait so long)
Her b-hole
this is my favorite thing anyone has ever called woke. processed white sandwich bread, which is less than 100 years old, is some how more traditional than sourdough, which has existed for millennia. which has flavor because it is…natural? and is irregularly shaped because it is…handmade?
That’s amazing!
“Embrace of art” is such a disgusting way to put it
The fuck? “Here, have an extra thing to freak out about!”
using the keen eye of the Gamer,
My graduating class was 132 bright young minds of the 90s, and it’d be easier to list the ones who wouldn’t believe it.
No candidate willing to sacrifice trans folks to win deserves a single vote. No candidate willing to sacrifice migrant peoples to win deserves a single vote. No candidate willing to sacrifice Indigenous folks to win deserves a single vote. Warrior up, people. You CAN build a better world.
Are you my buddy Eric?
The duskeses are getting earlier
They’re trying to create a human version of the island of fucked up mammoths, and they want to do it here
Flippy headlights!
Sheesh buddy, next time stay disappeared
Don’t even think about going like this
As one of my students put it, “maybe those rich kids are just cheaters.”
The quality cookware you just can’t get here.
Notice how everyone is being displaced AGAIN? Please at least share and boost
Whatever the opposite of rallying is, let’s go
😏 🪺 😋 🪹 🦅 🏃
Might be the first time anyone’s tried microdosing dosing.
Love that energy, Indonesia!
Please help. Please at least share Please This is our tax money doing this Please don't look away
We can only hope it sucks as much at data mining as it does everything else.
www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...
nice
When you expect Barry White but you get Barry Gibb
So riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I mean I’d have thought the same about two guys from Predator going on to be governors
I don’t know if it’s like this for other people, but therapy’s really working me over
I think the Hyundai Santa Cruz is the most dad coded of vehicles because it’s a single vehicle that can be different types depending on the situation you’re in
And then I’ll be like “this literally brought the whole world together in celebration of one thing which hasn’t happened since the moon but go off I guess”
On TV and in the movies exorcism is one and done, over in a long afternoon. I’ve been spitting little pieces of the devil out of me for years and it’s not going to stop soon.
I do tai chi
A little if he does, a lot if he doesn’t
I admire your patience and caution. I’m like a puppy.
So now I’m logging feelings on my feelings-logging app whenever the notification comes up, but I don’t find myself reflecting on them afterwards, I just log it and carry on. Gotta practice sitting with my feelings, but my adhd ass gets caught up on “practice sitting.”
I think everybody is reacting to everybody else reacting. I know I am.
Im gonna be in hot water with the Lord for this one
Dont say theyre getting worse or my feelings will get hurt
don’t even see a bunch of libs scolding everyone about how bad it looks to be excited, what a time
OUR GOVERNMENT DON'T LOOK AWAY
Anyway without the personality cult all that’ll be left are gross little rich assholes who nobody respects, so like, good luck
Are we getting Daved?
Oh dope he managed to snap a pic of the void closing in
here's my friend Kay. he is an architect and designs boat interiors. he's smart and talented and good at what he does. he is getting deported at the end of September.
I had my suspicions, but it’s nice to hear a scientist say it.
You gonna be alright?
Nice tall glass of soy sauce
Aaah fuck!
Oh that’d be nice, they’d lose the whole personality cult and be left exclusively with creeps no one likes. That’s something you can work with.
Yeah it’s reading like a children’s book more than a weird rant
Clooooosed caskeeeet
They call me the Shep Shopper