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the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it
thank you
I don’t imagine Spending the sketchers years of your life yelling at children is a low stress activity
i feel really bad for gio lopez
the [redacted] got his third eye open and his first two shut, you think he cared about the transfer portal??? he doesn’t even know gio lopez’s name
interesting phrasing given the subject matter
the [redacted] had him speaking in wingdings you think he watched TCU tape????
they pulled him out of the courtroom, where he is currently suing NASCAR
bill spent all offseason bouncing on it ofc he’s unprepared
getting skunked like this in your own building is crazy
remember the perfect game in single degree weather where bills fans pummeled them with snowballs all game
guys named joe love to be a junior or a III or a IV. no originality amongst josephs
we simply cannot sleep on the name Joseph Manjack IV
north carolina coulda had jon sumrall huh
great game to watch after you’ve taken a gummy
just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
bill flopping harder in college than nick did in the pros would be so good for my agendas
And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self
soooo many side quests in this part of the game kill me. hamish, the widow arthur teaches to survive… big big feelings
i love how the vibes deteriorate. it’s sooooo brutal it makes me so sad
Freddie Kitchens we are putting you 🫵🏾 in the device
young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football
belichick having to stare down a briles offense in week 1 is great content. you’re down in the slop now buddy
had zero idea bill’s OC was freddie kitchens
that quarterback i kinda remember from last year’s video game who could move a little bit? carl from southie is about to have opinions about him
crazy that the QB from south alabama last year is about to be watched and hollered about by approximately one bajillion people
belichick at UNC still feels like a bit
lmao he’s really coaching north carolina huh
he was the first pick off the board lol
we do 2 flexes, no defense, single point PPR
i drafted 12th
josh allen was the first pick btw
this is my home league made up of my boy friend group from childhood. josh allen IS going in the first round
while many people are know both, knowing real ball and knowing fantasy ball are entirely different disciplines and i don’t know a damn thing about fantasy
sure lmao
about my do my one yearly fantasy draft. i know practically nothing about fantasy football, do zero prep, and won’t know where i’m drafting until right before it starts. who should i take
Since it's almost Pride in Boise: this book is so good, and clearly Knows Ball (I'm assuming it gets the other subject matter right.) Recommend the audio book: Jen Richards' acting is great. (I only noticed two small minor mispronunciations of football names, which is stellar)
they’re trading for dak
butthole eyes’s draft stock back up
college football quarterbacks are so much stupider and more athletically capable than they used to be and it produces incredible moments
he BOOMED that kick i’m so happy for him!!!
BANG
critical support to this field goal battery they need our energy
ohhhhhh noooooo
please get this young man more yards
i am thinking very strongly about this
they got a player named christian gray. cmon
notre dame: the official college football team of women
let her cook
mario it’s time to paint your masterpiece
They let an Eli get loose for the first time since the war
notre dame remembered how to use a big oafish quarterback that wears 13 and can’t throw
how’d that goofy ass white boy get that open???
the end zone is ➡️ that way not ⬆️ that way
oh my god get a new bit
CJ carr
why are you as a man trying to leap over your problems? you should face them head on
streets are calling jeremiyah love a hurdle merchant
thank YOU for reading it!!!
@dirtbagqueer.rocks this book was absolutely incredible. i don’t think i’ve been that engaged in a book in a long long long time, thank you for telling a story like this
marcus freeman for some inexplicable reason the first three weeks of a season
Fun race. Darlington good.
the most “fuck it someone down there” touchdown you’ll ever see in your life
going up for it when you know there’s a safety over the top… absolutely insane play
impossible catch. wtf
it rules that defense is legal in college football again
you can get away with a lot if you have the bone structure of a greek god
from the graphic that showed the kicker’s 4 for 11 in his career to the fumbled field goal op… college kickers are so fucking back
[guy who sounds like north carolina boomhauer] i can't understand leigh diffey's accent
sunset at the southern 500 makes me Feel Something
bubba fast!
sooooooooooooo much ken pomeroy is gonna end up on the [book 2 name redacted] playlist
i posted about this earlier in the summer but i'm still spinning this album regularly. my fav of the year so far
*tips cap* you sure do know a lot about football for a lady!
hey i liked your post, i'm gonna riff on a very small part of it to go on an unwanted tangent about something i care about whether you like it or not
gonna start watching USC games solely for the glimpses of conor mcanalytics on the sideline
…..i ended up riding with the mustangs
farrah fawcett husky also cooks
i already have a hawaii shirt is the thing
it’s a crowded field of contenders
too many schools chosen almost entirely at random
i wanna snag my first @homefield.bsky.social crew neck while this sale is up but i can’t figure out what school i should add to my rotation
isack if they try to put you in the red bull you need to have a plan
feelingswheel?
no american athlete has ever felt what lando norris did with his head in his hands on a north sea sand dune
formula 1 is about the many emotions european men can experience
he got one taste of rex ryan and buffalo winter and took his ass right back home
that’s year 1 of the rex ryan administration and for the life of me i can’t figure out how or why he ended up on that staff
looks like UTRGV’s first coach has only ever coached in texas! makes sense. you want a guy who knows the area through and through when you start from scra— wait
i love ball. i do not love ball enough to stay up til 2AM to watch UCLA and utah fuck around
ducking the noles talk i see
i hate watching cade klubnik so much lol
wait are the charmin bears a “does a bear shit in the woods” joke
the capybara thing is so real i can’t take him seriously anymore
this would be way better!
this is the oldest a man has ever looked i’m sorry
i would have loved to watch a sitcom starring eli manning — it wouldn't have been good, mind you, but i would have loved watching it for that reason. instead they had to get an actual actor who knows what they're doing and not eli manning. disappointing.
whatever work he’s had done makes him look like a social security recipient
this is all unfortunate bc i adore sports movies and shows + want more of them to be made,,, just not this one