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Damn leftist lifts
Hulu warning of a price increase as if they weren’t dumped last week #hulu #disney
Co-infusion of CD19-targeting and BCMA-targeting #CAR-T cells for treatment-refractory systemic #lupus erythematosus: a phase 1 trial @naturemedicine.bsky.social www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Doh!
He steps aside as the bull is coming.
Crack, crack, old ship! so long as thou crackest, thou holdest!
Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
Man!
Now to this hand, now to that, he yawed in his faltering flight, and still at every billow that he broke, he spasmodically sank in the sea, or sideways rolled towards the sky his one beating fin.
Outrageous truly truly outrageous
Details scmetails
I think that’s @governor.ca.gov #dreamy
Sweet, bid me hold my tongue, For in this rapture I shall surely speak The thing I shall repent.
Did you see trump’s health care plan? #trump #tylenol
I heard you can catch it from a toilet seat
Your Tylenol is metric though, right?
Good for you
I never saw an action of such shame
Bringing back jimmy kimmel is even worse. It took losing $ to be 🇺🇸? #disney #❄️
I’ll do it. I’ve got two cats and a jar of jif
You saying the rapture was not was?
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If I was Tylenol, I’d sue for $10 more than his entire estimated wealth. What he brags, not what he tells the irs
Dear Moscow, If your alarms are ringing, that’s us. If your skyline looks different today, that’s us too. If you wonder why your coffee tastes bitter — also us. Sincerely, Ukrainian drones P.S. Still no knocking.
So, it’s good?!
The new leader of Sodor?
Tonight I'll be going to a neighborhood assn's monthly meeting to talk about creating habitat for wildlife in Philly with native plants! I made a worksheet for people to plan out their gardens. Pages 3-4 are specifically for Philly, but 1-2 apply to everybody. drive.google.com/file/d/1DRVR...
Retribution, swift vengeance, eternal malice were in his whole aspect
The lib time shifters
If I can’t give a baby Tylenol after it’s born, when can I?
System quarterback
Now that's a campaign video. 👇🏽
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
Ban words not bullets #freespeech
As Americans we can all agree that no one should disagree with the president #Trump
Do you need any books?
Butker having a tough day today 😶
Typical Lake Superior thinking it’s better than everyone
I just sing the junior birdman song every time Russell Wilson drops back #giants
He was shopping for the tiniest toothbrush
You weren’t there
Charlie Kirk told me trump smells bad
Thank you! Absolutely incredible
Aaaaand tied again 1,288 Giants 1,288 Dodgers
Those videos are horrifying
How can I send money?
Tell me, did that sleestak grit his evil teeth? Gnash them with the understanding that it’s over?!
8 year olds have enemies. Society expects maturity
The president unabashedly said that he views his opponents very differently from how the conservative activist did.
I like rooting for jp.
Says no one ever
Weird how Trump blows up drug smugglers that are brown and pardons the white drug dealers. Maybe, they too should pay him off
I’ve heard this from white power speeches before. For Christ sake, elon kicked his butt. What army wants that sissy?
Tucker laughs at Charlie dying as if he’s taking estrogen. Transitioning? #bowtie
The last guy was pimping out his wife to the pool boy
Rfk needs ivermectin to get that worm
Kinda makes you wonder what Tom Brady was putting in his body to stay young when he is willing to do that to his face and hair #nfl #cowboys
That was when patriotism existed. My parents wore scars so I would not have to
Is that Wilson?
He’s going to stop insulting people too
I remember thinking I wasn’t smart enough to be president, turns out I’m too decent
What’s up with tom homan coverage? Asking for the free world
I can’t have my fear mongering
Anyone check with donny thin skin to see if I can complain about the weather? #Trump
The flunky loser that killed Charlie Kirk robbed me of the vision of a balding Charlie Kirk #CharlieKirk #babyteeth
Hameron
a lot of great athletes have passed through, for a short or long time, Philadelphia teams but one of the things that made Parent special was that he really loved Philadelphia and he showed it
if you have anything important to tell us, out with it; but if you are only trying to bamboozle us, you are mistaken in your game
I’m the only one that has seen this before in every Kung fu movie? We are making our undoing
NEW: Air Force jets are doing ICE flights to Africa with transponders turned off, making them nearly un-trackable. This includes the third-country removal to Ghana and another secret flight. We figured out where it landed. From me for @rollingstone.com: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Mike Trout is the third player in MLB history with exactly 200 home HR & 200 road HR as of his 400th home run, joining: Fred McGriff Jason Giambi
Free speech and fearless I to thee allow.
Good morning, go birds 🦅
Imagine if Richard Nixon had just tweeted out the Watergate scandal rather than putting it on secret tapes. That’s what this is.
He could shoot a guy on 5th avenue Heck he sodomized there
Welcome to Super Seabird Sunday where we ask you to share photos, videos & artwork of seabirds to brighten up timelines. Here is my contribution of puffins on the Isle of May #SuperSeabirdSunday
Just used Occam’s Razor to shave my legs. I was considering waxing or epilating but shaving seemed the simplest option
Damn, all we’re going to hear about is Tom Homan taking bribes Says no one #trump
Charlie Kirk died so pedophiles can go free #trump
The only crime now is dissent
This is their fetish, they’re not “following” orders, they’re making them. Soon enough, they’ll be coming for anyone. They are our brown shirts
Every minute of every day.
9:22 Tonight on CNN! Save our Farmers! #FarmAid
Don’t make fun of a hater that gets shot by a nutjob , but brag about blowing up smugglers. Who is Ross Ulbricht? Pardon?
Did you see trump’s biceps in that picture? Dude is jacked
He’s been drinking, Mr Takei
That’s the new Christian. Jesus was too woke helping the sick and poor! Silly sandal wearing sissy. “F your feelings, snowflake” is what he should have said
The pizza guy
So exciting
He looks like my toe
I bet Kyle Schwarber could cast a bobber across the Atlantic
He’s decreased my drug prices by 400% and I get free eggs?
He seems to revel in their deaths. I’m calling Disney #epstein