Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀

@disentingcat.bsky.social

Blue cat in a red dog state. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful…🌈 Also, on Mastadon: SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to

created May 14, 2023

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Lucifer @LucifersTweetz X.com Whatever you do, don't die because soon he will, and you're gonna want to be here for it.

3/9/2025, 4:11:29 AM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Me: *changes the TV Source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2* My grandparents: (Jeff Goldblum character in Jurassic Park) you did it. you crazy son of a bitch, you did it

3/9/2025, 4:09:44 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scientists Reveal a Simple Technique to Communicate With Your Cat www.sciencealert.com/scientists-r...

2/9/2025, 11:38:40 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

BREAKING: Bill Belichick's 24-year-old girlfriend Jordon Hudson reportedly entered the transfer portal after UNC blowout loss to TCU.

2/9/2025, 9:23:49 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

5 petabytes (5,242,880 Gigabytes) of data necessary to image a black hole Katie Bouman, who led the development of the algorithm for the project, and the moment when the first black hole image was processed. (Windows has crashed with blue screen of death)

2/9/2025, 4:15:35 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

2/9/2025, 3:41:21 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Gavin Newsom GavinNewsom • 20h ... SOON

2/9/2025, 3:40:15 AM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Remember how aggressively the flying monkeys protected the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz? Then when she melted the fever broke? It's gonna be like that.

1/9/2025, 10:08:57 PM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

When a male octopus finds a mate... He rips off his peen and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new peen. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone

1/9/2025, 3:44:59 AM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Black cat with Vader helmet) LUKE I AM YOUR CAT

31/8/2025, 3:15:31 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party. It's a conversation starter:

31/8/2025, 3:14:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Satan @sBn: If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend … God: Yo what the fuck

31/8/2025, 3:13:20 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Hats, cups, etc) Gavin Newsom & @GavinNewsom WOW! WE HAVE NOW SOLD OVER $100K OF THE BEST PRODUCTS EVER MADE!! IF YOU HATE THE PATRIOT SHOP, YOU HATE AMERICA! THANK YOU! Gavin Newsom ® @GavinNewsom - 21h THE PATRIOT SHOP IS NOW OPEN!!!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS IS THE GREATEST MERCHANDISE EVER ... “TRUMP IS NOT HOT” “NEWSOM WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING” “NEWSOM 2026” * 8:34 PM • Aug 24, 2025 • 672.2K Views REAL PATRIOT

30/8/2025, 6:29:11 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer Me: *chilling on a leaf* Witch: wait Me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* Witch: Wait no (A cute and happy frog)

30/8/2025, 6:05:15 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

joe heenan @joeheenan My daughter: Can I go to my friend's house? Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you're ok Me when I was 10: I'm off to the abandoned quarry with my pals Mum: Dinner's at 5

30/8/2025, 6:03:52 PM | 23 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Happy Caturday!

30/8/2025, 6:02:45 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Robbie @Robbiepierce A random unattended 7yo at the park told me and my son that gay people are the devil and are going to hell. My son scoffed, but the boy IMFD said it was true because God said so. I told him parents made up God to make their kids do what they want. His eyes got so big. Robbie @Robbiepierce • 1d Replying to @Robbiepierce I'm sorry but if you teach your kids to hate I'm going to teach them to disobey you.

30/8/2025, 3:49:36 AM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice WOW. HISTORIC. THANK YOU PATRIOTS !!! — GCN ChristieNo16 @NoChristie16 • Aug 21 Getting ready for the huge Labor Day Gavin Newsom boat parade. (A boat with a huge number of American, Californian, and Gavin Newsom flags)

30/8/2025, 3:48:43 AM | 26 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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(A dog inside a glass door, leaping in the air and barking) Amazon's proof of delivery photo 10/10

30/8/2025, 3:45:52 AM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Airport Metal detector goes off* Airport security: (Gollum) What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

30/8/2025, 3:43:24 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Fortune Tech CEO says people will enjoy paying a monthly fee to use a mouse. 'You're going to really love that.' Romanshin Lol imagine you have to pay $30 extra monthly to unlock the scroll wheel.

30/8/2025, 3:41:16 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Writing on a chalkboard) I TOLD MY WIFE SHE SHOULD EMBRACE HER MISTAKES... SHE GAVE ME A HUG...

30/8/2025, 2:07:41 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Cat with a bunch of baby skunks) THEIR FATHER WAS FRENCH

30/8/2025, 2:05:05 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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MADA - Make America Diseased Again RFK Jr's Diseased Gums Drove Him Mad As He Pushed To Ban Fluoride From Water radaronline.com/p/rfk-jr-dis...

30/8/2025, 12:04:34 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Governor Newsom Press Office 0 .. ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN TRUMP! WITH HIS GLORIOUS 10% PURCHASE OF INTEL, THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF AMERICA ENTERS A BOLD NEW ERA OF GOVERNMENT-RUN BUSINESS. (Trump standing proudly in front of the Soviet flag)

29/8/2025, 3:15:12 AM | 19 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Graph showing how the frequency of miracles dropped off a cliff after the camera was invented, then skyrocketed after Photoshop was invented)

29/8/2025, 3:13:25 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

When someone tells you something so profoundly stupid that your brain crashes and has to restart (A Palais cat making a funny face)

29/8/2025, 3:10:43 AM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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(An orange cat with 6 bars of sunlight on its back) He's fully charged

29/8/2025, 3:09:12 AM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are in their bedroom.

28/8/2025, 4:31:07 AM | 58 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Operator: 999, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.

28/8/2025, 4:06:47 AM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Statue of Liberty gazing at Gavin Newsom wearing a red shirt, as Trump looks on with dismay)

28/8/2025, 4:03:13 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Religious nut holding up a sign) ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID USELESS PIGS AND USED TAMPONS TO JESUS CHRIST AND HIS PERFECT SHEEP

28/8/2025, 4:00:34 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(An old guy being interviewed) Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.

28/8/2025, 3:58:51 AM | 61 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(A wolf standing on his hind legs talking to other wolves)

28/8/2025, 1:24:13 AM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

I HOPE WHEN I INEVITABLY CHOKE TO DEATH ON GUMMY BEARS, PEOPLE JUST SAY I WAS KILLED BY BEARS AND LEAVE IT AT THAT

28/8/2025, 1:22:30 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:20:31 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WWJD? Trump administration moves to bar states and nonprofits, such as Red Cross, from helping undocumented immigrants after disasters

27/8/2025, 6:20:51 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:15:57 AM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Woman and man in bed) Her: He must be thinking about other women Him: 50% of Roger Federer's name is

27/8/2025, 3:14:42 AM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you were forced to watch this as a child, you may be entitled to compensation (Lawrence Welk Show)

27/8/2025, 1:47:09 AM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

“I can’t believe that the summer, and civilization are almost over.”

27/8/2025, 1:39:21 AM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

the-macra little girls who go around after it rains and pick up the worms off the sidewalk and throw them back in the dirt are the cornerstone of our society and we should all strive to have that level of compassion for each other and for the natural world jerbu this was written by a grateful worm ndiecity Aren't we all grateful worms in one way or another

27/8/2025, 1:29:28 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Alcohol & Fats It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

26/8/2025, 1:12:56 AM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Don't just stand there... Get me another pillow! (A cat lying in bed with lots of pillows)

26/8/2025, 1:10:02 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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YOU WAKE UP IN BED AT 6 AM, CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR 5 MINUTES AND IT'S 7:30 AM. YOU'RE AT WORK AT 3 PM, CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR 5 MINUTES AND IT'S 3:01 PM. UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

26/8/2025, 1:06:53 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Great Gig in the Sky @thegreatgig8@mastodon.cloud America's legacy stands behind Gavin Newsom. (Newsom sitting in the Oval Office with all past presidents standing behind him praying for him)

25/8/2025, 3:56:35 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Person 1) Are u Tim? (Person 2) Tim I am not. Frog I have got. Happy I be. Frog unto thee. (Picture of frog) Frog has been shared. None shall be spared. (Person 1) I found Tim, your number and Tim's number differ by only one number (Person 2) Tell me of Tim, his number append, and to his phone a frog l shall send.

25/8/2025, 3:53:31 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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.chantal//RYAN Follow @thoughtrise.bsky.social unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy Ken Cheng • Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because I am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. I write all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. I suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can ! have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

25/8/2025, 3:50:16 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(A cat priest) THE LORD FORGIVES, MY CHILD. WE'RE CATS. AFTER ALL. (A cat) I ACTED LIKE I HADN'T BEEN FED AND GOT A SECOND BREAKFAST...

25/8/2025, 4:16:06 AM | 71 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Franklin Graham @ @Franklin_.

25/8/2025, 4:13:41 AM | 28 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

My nephew just said to me

25/8/2025, 4:11:53 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Art from Online @the_omega_sin I love that

25/8/2025, 4:10:39 AM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

I spit up my tea.

22/8/2025, 8:24:52 PM | 2802 340 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Woman at dinner in a restaurant) What kind of car do you drive? (Man) A red one with a horse (Woman, thinking … Ferrari) (Picture of an old red sedan with a white horse looking out the backseat window)

24/8/2025, 3:53:55 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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(A sign on a building) MAGIC ⚙️F ART Tattoo & Permanent Make Up

24/8/2025, 3:50:12 AM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone, no tablet, no laptop. He just sat there. Drinking Coffee. Like a Psychopath.

24/8/2025, 3:45:19 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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DIAPER CHANGES DON'T NEED TO BE HARD (A baby getting its diaper changed with dumb bells on its arms to hold it down)

24/8/2025, 3:44:15 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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(A sign) Lake Quitman Marina EAT HERE GET GAS & WORMS

24/8/2025, 3:41:15 AM | 57 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ivanka Trump © @IvankaTrump Follow It's very painful to see your own father so utterly despised by half the country, to see him constantly maligned by the media, talk show hosts, etc. Not to mention the constant falsehoods! Take these new South Park episodes, for example-his penis isn't THAT small! 15:04 • 8/20/25

23/8/2025, 5:16:45 PM | 14 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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All Day 9 @allday Interviewer: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations? Me: I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.

23/8/2025, 4:44:56 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Caturday!

A cat sitting on a man’s back who is cleaning up a broken bowl

23/8/2025, 4:42:29 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOT A NEW KITTEN MAN CAN IT FART (That’s not a kitten …it’s a baby skunk!)

23/8/2025, 3:38:59 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social) reply parent

23/8/2025, 3:36:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her:I bet he's thinking about other women... Him: The number 14233221 discribes itself; It has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones.

23/8/2025, 3:34:44 AM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar The odds of being murdered by babies are low but never zero (A pair of twin baby girls with their parents, and the girls have an angry look on their faces)

23/8/2025, 3:33:54 AM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Jesus) LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF (Follower) WHO IS MY NEIGHBOR? (Jesus) IT'S WHOEVER YOU WERE HOPING I WOULDN'T SAY

22/8/2025, 4:43:04 AM | 33 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 6:59:38 PM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY

21/8/2025, 6:57:55 PM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's not going to Heaven either. James Dobson, evangelical leader behind Focus on the Family, dies at 89 wapo.st/4mZAKIh

21/8/2025, 2:55:59 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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(Pope sitting by 2 cardinals, with some crazy apocalyptic background) Jennifer Harrison? I've played so many JRPGs that if I walked into this room l'd fight the pope Jennifer Harrison • 1d Replying to Maybe take out his two healers first

21/8/2025, 3:18:17 AM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The snake bites me, so I have 5 minutes to live. So I allow snake to bite me again so that I will get extra 5 minutes Snake: (kid staring with his mouth open)

21/8/2025, 3:15:38 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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larri @larray love is dead and never existed. all you did was betray me as i lay sick and festering. you are the definition of dread. 3:14 PM - 08/03/24 17 Matthew Sturniolo @mattstur... •4m v Replying to @larray are you okay?????? 1 larri @larray -4m Replying to @mattsturniolo my cat stole my fucking garlic bread

21/8/2025, 3:11:44 AM | 21 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ann Coulter o @AnnCoulter Emergency room doctors pull cue balls, vines & gummy bears out of human orifices every week. That doesn't make them experts on pool, horticulture or chewy candy. Rick Pescatore, DO Pescatore Hi, Satan! I'm an ER doc. If you add up every gummy bear, cue ball, or copy of your shitty books l've pulled out of orifices, it doesn't even approach the number of moms I've had to tell their kids are dead from guns. Stick w/the xenophobia+racism you're so good at and GTFO our lane.

20/8/2025, 3:37:41 AM | 23 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jessica Cluess @JessCluess The headline's good, but the rest is even better … Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling solden tickets to heaven to hundreds of poople. They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven - simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you are in. Tito Watts said in his police statement:

20/8/2025, 3:32:55 AM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 Kentanji Brown Jackson is a diversity hire. She is only there because she's a black woman. Alex Cole @acnewsitics Ketanji graduated magna cum laude from Harvard. You dropped out of community college to cosplay as a fascist.

19/8/2025, 5:33:09 PM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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William Wolfe @William_E Wolfe Conservative Evangelicals are the most demonized group in America and it's not even close Guns are Post-Birth Abo... @ritaresarian Have you tried not being demons

19/8/2025, 4:27:29 AM | 27 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen Miller Kinda Looks Like A rectal polyp

19/8/2025, 4:19:26 AM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're tired of all the

18/8/2025, 10:04:50 PM | 16 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣🤣🤣💥👍

18/8/2025, 9:47:00 PM | 203 64 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research... I have nothing left to say to you. (A small sick child holding an IV looking at the ballroom)

18/8/2025, 10:01:41 PM | 15 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE Diana 4 months ago (2 stars review) I am absolutly livid. My husband drove all the way to pick up our Outback order and you people FORGOT the bloomin Onion! That was the only thing I wanted Diana 4 months ago (5 stars review) My fat husband ate the blooming onion in the car and lied. I am sorry and I don't know how to delete reviews.

18/8/2025, 8:58:49 PM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Japanese artist creates erasers that slowly turn into an old bald man as you use them Before (lots of hair) After (very bald on top)

18/8/2025, 8:55:07 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brilyn Hollyhand @ BrilynHollyhand BREAKING: Trump just announced

18/8/2025, 8:50:17 PM | 19 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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CNN • @CNN School buses with WiFi are helping children connect to the internet and bridge the technology divide SCHOOL BUS That's cool. We had no AC and our balls stuck to hot seats.

18/8/2025, 4:06:49 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@JAMBOSCHLARMBO /FOX NEWS Channel NEWSOM:

18/8/2025, 4:05:15 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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(A woman in a bathrobe lying on her bed) Me on Sunday evening debating whether having a job is really worth all the stress...

18/8/2025, 4:03:15 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Wet Shower curtain, Quit freaking touching me! Sincerely, Me

18/8/2025, 2:22:11 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I asked ChatGPT to explain my job to a 5-year-old and now I'm questioning my entire career Funny So I'm a

17/8/2025, 7:51:00 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Spirit Flight Attendant Says In The Event Of A Water Landing Lifejackets Will Be Available For $39.99

17/8/2025, 3:57:45 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire Solar System.

17/8/2025, 2:38:47 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ben Passmore @DAYGLOAYHOLE the fact i gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at

17/8/2025, 2:37:00 AM | 30 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

I cannot remind Americans about this enough, you had a revolution because you didn't want to pay Tariffs on Tea.

17/8/2025, 2:33:59 AM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

(Putin holding a glass of wine) THANK YOU MAGA REPUBLICANS! I COULDN'T HAVE SCREWED YOUR NATION WITHOUT YOU!

17/8/2025, 2:32:54 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

г/dadjokes I accidentally drank some invisible ink. I went to the emergency room and waited 5 hours to be seen. … TheGameMastre You should have gone to the ICU.

16/8/2025, 4:04:04 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAT? HE IS A LIAR Penny wanders the cafe telling his victims that he has not been fed; he has been fed, and is on a diet. If you see this criminal, please DO NOT FEED HIM. He needs to lose 1.5 kg by summer.

16/8/2025, 2:26:27 AM | 31 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

NEW YORK POST Millionaire Texas rancher fatally gored by buffalo during South Africa hunting trip @chiweethedog Think of how many beautiful exotic animals lives were saved because of this buffalo's heroic act

16/8/2025, 2:25:25 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Best Waffle House Review Ever.... Waffle House Came in for eggs and hash browns, left with a black eye and a new girlfriend. I don't remember what happened between 2:31 and 2:47 AM but the waitress said I

16/8/2025, 2:24:08 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Paul Bronks O @SlenderSherbet When breakfast is at 08:00 and it's 08:00:04 (3 cats standing ready beside 2 cannons)

15/8/2025, 3:39:30 AM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

Morpheus after I snatch both pills and chase them with a domestic light beer (Morpheus going “Whoa!”)

15/8/2025, 3:37:53 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@disentingcat.bsky.social)

W FightForDemocracy! D @budahsbaker.bsky.social This is Medvedev's response to Trump's repositioning of two nuclear submarines towards Russia.

15/8/2025, 3:36:02 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view