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Ditaki

@ditaki.bsky.social

100% gay, Twitter exile, other extraneous details. Chicago (the best city that’s trying its best)

created August 28, 2023

454 followers 496 following 2,523 posts

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Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Absolutely fuck OFF Malcom Gladwell

3/9/2025, 8:22:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Well deserved I bet!

3/9/2025, 4:44:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Fuck off Raymond Lopez.

3/9/2025, 3:30:25 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s no shame in being a reply gay. The world needs us

3/9/2025, 2:57:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben (@theotherbfg.bsky.social) reposted

It’s hard to overstate how unsuited Hakeem Jeffries is for the present political moment.

2/9/2025, 9:20:09 PM | 65 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Friend, he’s invading and occupying US cities with our own armed forces, what are you doing?

2/9/2025, 9:22:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh the bakery is very good. And the grocery store part is great!

2/9/2025, 8:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Mitsuwa is lovely but has kinda gotten worse (imo) over the last twenty years.

2/9/2025, 6:43:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrej (@tepid.meme) reposted reply parent

If BSky dies a death, I will not return to the Nazi bar, I will simply miss the silly/friendly/interesting people on my phone.

2/9/2025, 4:21:02 PM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted

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2/9/2025, 3:38:30 AM | 4749 719 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

D:

1/9/2025, 6:46:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the best and we *dont* want people to gentle 😈

1/9/2025, 1:39:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean the world is full of horrors and your bed is decidedly *not*, so bed is best

1/9/2025, 1:37:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, yup, yes. They’re good.

31/8/2025, 6:51:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my oh my oh my

31/8/2025, 12:57:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Powerful!

30/8/2025, 6:56:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Estrada (@ryanestrada.com) reposted

Democratic party: we must spend billions to find out what the people want. The people: (loudly and clearly, through the very process the Democratic Party set up) We want this. Democratic party: we must spend billions to fight this.

27/6/2025, 2:26:04 AM | 1722 337 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah well it was a good run eh

30/8/2025, 2:31:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

You got me! Ahhhhhhhh

30/8/2025, 1:20:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Woah? Trains?

30/8/2025, 12:40:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Actually conclusive though? The results are v cute

29/8/2025, 9:41:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my GOD I almost forgot, all my hoses were connected still thank you metra

29/8/2025, 9:21:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra
29/8/2025, 8:04:36 PM | 6564 1316 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

No, alive

29/8/2025, 8:11:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

But if I look up, the ceiling’s nice and the pecs are even better?

29/8/2025, 3:27:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ll look even hotter!

28/8/2025, 10:46:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah :)

28/8/2025, 7:11:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh it’s awful. People pretending to be professional but doing a worse copy-paste job than taking it straight from StackOverflow would have given them.

28/8/2025, 3:44:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

And many more to go? 👀

28/8/2025, 1:08:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

That bagel shop fucking slaps too. So good.

26/8/2025, 2:24:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but like are we just pop, is there pop rock and pop punk? Like any or all are good, I just want to prepare myself

26/8/2025, 2:21:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Mack (@davidmackau.bsky.social) reposted

a gay guy opening youtube at a party is the equivalent of a straight guy getting out a guitar

25/8/2025, 8:58:57 PM | 1052 200 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but actually why does this sound low key great?

26/8/2025, 1:32:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Part of it is the outfit, part of it is because you’re cute as shit too

25/8/2025, 1:40:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Absolutely *fuck* David Shor

24/8/2025, 6:30:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture IllCaesar (@illcaesar.bsky.social) reposted

Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.

22/8/2025, 3:26:22 PM | 5763 1490 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max P III (@blackballer.bsky.social) reposted

Guys... im starting to get the feeling democrats don't actually care about democracy.

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23/8/2025, 1:25:19 AM | 997 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh nooooo 🤣

23/8/2025, 2:30:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Some men have all the luck

23/8/2025, 4:06:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony Michael Kreis (@anthonymkreis.bsky.social) reposted

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

22/8/2025, 3:55:45 PM | 4304 1316 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

My god, I can’t stop looking! It’s so BIG

23/8/2025, 3:56:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Many things are possible!

23/8/2025, 3:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

You can eat the cob in normal corn! It’s not *good* but you could

23/8/2025, 3:17:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s regular corn. You get small or big. No middle.

23/8/2025, 3:09:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

On-call is truly the worst

22/8/2025, 9:28:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Can we fucking stop saying X and Y “call” the Z an A? It *is* an authoritarian power grab. If it’s the truth, the person lying is “claiming” something.

22/8/2025, 9:05:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Pre-Wars? We have fucking PREWARS now?

22/8/2025, 9:03:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted

A half dozen armed goons brutally attacked a man FOR EATING IN PUBLIC?

22/8/2025, 8:43:10 PM | 2804 1271 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic.bsky.social) reposted

Looks like I'm gonna have to tap the sign again today

A design made by Harebrained!. It's the Morton's Salt Girl logo. On the top it reads
22/8/2025, 6:26:34 PM | 2113 323 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh! I assumed it was food! but this is also good!

22/8/2025, 6:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I needs it @ovmoro.bsky.social !

22/8/2025, 6:25:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

What is MumuTofu? I like tofu

22/8/2025, 6:25:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

We want bow tie!

22/8/2025, 3:23:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

The Room with Tommy Wiseau but with zero changes to the plot, just unexplained ten minute sex scenes

21/8/2025, 10:42:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Gosh that is just *so* sternly worded

21/8/2025, 10:40:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

😤😤😤

21/8/2025, 9:44:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 21929 21628 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Evidently

21/8/2025, 5:11:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I would not like to be splooshed by it

21/8/2025, 2:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve seen her on Grindr before

21/8/2025, 2:23:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

His brain, please help it, it has the consistency of lime jello that’s been in a blender

21/8/2025, 2:06:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Big bottom bitch

21/8/2025, 1:49:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Nixo.

21/8/2025, 1:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Don’t forget, when a ghoulish figure such as this finally departs, it is permissible and highly encouraged to celebrate their death and decry their macabre “contributions” to our rapidly crumbling democracy

21/8/2025, 1:47:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

20/8/2025, 4:00:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Hooooooooo! Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

20/8/2025, 12:19:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

🤔

20/8/2025, 2:49:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

a lot of words have been written over the past couple of days about why people don’t trust Newsom but if you need the argument in visual form, here you go

Gavin Newsom smiling Gary Callahan aka The Smiler from Transmetropolitan, also smiling in a way eerily similar to Newsom
17/8/2025, 7:03:26 PM | 1292 211 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Yeah, and?

18/8/2025, 5:14:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

The cost of living? With armed thugs in the capital detaining people, no identification, no names? We’re really still on the “cost of living train” as a tactic?

18/8/2025, 3:37:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

So demure!

18/8/2025, 3:20:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

It sure sounds like it, yeah

18/8/2025, 1:34:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richmond Eustis (@reustis.bsky.social) reposted

Look, strange governors distributing memes and wrecking homeless encampments is no basis for a system of government.

18/8/2025, 1:04:31 AM | 140 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

And then?

17/8/2025, 11:35:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok but if you take pictures you gotta make that pose

17/8/2025, 11:33:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) reposted

A meme featuring Lois from Family Guy (labeled Dems Comms Staffers) looking desperately at a bottle of pills labeled
17/8/2025, 9:06:09 PM | 1720 230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I played it off *very badly* lol. Complete nightmare situation though.

17/8/2025, 9:08:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I have actually sent something slutty to absolutely the wrong person because of snap’s layout lol

17/8/2025, 8:26:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

there are 250 Democrats in Congress who should be out on the streets telling these folks to go home right now

17/8/2025, 1:51:12 AM | 3711 813 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly rising to the moment 🙄

17/8/2025, 3:48:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Absolutely fuck off Hakeem Jeffries

17/8/2025, 2:57:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.

17/8/2025, 1:10:31 AM | 9892 3004 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Also sorry, “deal” with associating with Nazis? Get *out*

17/8/2025, 12:30:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted

AUGUST 16, 2025

two characters in a single comic strip pane: - first character:
16/8/2025, 8:20:51 PM | 9376 2520 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake (@jakeismaking.bsky.social) reposted

the Chicago air and water show is a heteronormative relic of imperialistic dick measuring all so Jobeth from Schaumburg can say she took her loser husband Bob and their rat children on a trip to the scary big city - all while our precious angel baby pets hide under beds.

16/8/2025, 2:43:37 PM | 47 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌙Sonny Ross🌞 (@sonnyross.bsky.social) reposted

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers
15/8/2025, 11:37:50 PM | 21782 7722 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s because they all suck a lot

16/8/2025, 1:45:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dadman03.bsky.social (@dadman03.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I used to respect the FBI and its agents. Hell, when I was in college I debated whether or not to apply to the academy. Probably wouldn’t have gotten in but the idea was there. But no more. I have to think most of the agents left are goose stepping brown shirts who delight in crap like this.

15/8/2025, 5:23:20 PM | 100 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted

Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony. Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.

15/8/2025, 3:04:31 PM | 21748 6845 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Fuck off Hakeem Jeffries

15/8/2025, 4:00:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

I’m no longer, in my life, going to vote blue no matter who. If you can’t at this point cut off military aid to Israel? You don’t get my vote. If you’re anything less than full-throatedly defending the rights of my transgender kin? Kindly fuck off. Newsom can pound sand.

15/8/2025, 3:22:55 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Fuck off Hill Dawg

15/8/2025, 3:13:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Well finally a menace we want in the neighborhood

15/8/2025, 12:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I know that feeling. I always feel like long vacations don’t actually fix burnout so I never try? But two weeks sounds very relaxing (possibly)

15/8/2025, 2:04:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I struggle with this SO much but good on you for taking a vacay!

15/8/2025, 1:39:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social)

Fuck Newsom. Wouldn’t it be better if the person saying the right words were actually the right person for the moment too?

14/8/2025, 10:09:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

了解です。

14/8/2025, 7:01:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

I want muffin loaf. Moaf has a good ring to it.

13/8/2025, 8:21:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Wet hair don’t care but I do! Hi

13/8/2025, 8:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ditaki (@ditaki.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh me too that sounds incredible

12/8/2025, 8:58:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view