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She's hammered.
Also, Leavitt: He wants it all for himself.
It just keeps coming… CBS uncovered a mystery third person caught on jailhouse cameras the night Epstein died. Not named. Not mentioned in the DOJ report. Spotted near his cell just after 4 a.m., two hours before he was found dead. Why now? Somebody wants this out.
Republicans hate me because I fight hard and I refuse to be held back by norms and rules that the GOP ignore. If Republicans try to gerrymander another 5 seats in Texas, Democrats should gerrymander 30 more seats in states they control.
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I think it's New Jersey, but point taken. 👍
WATCH: Colbert’s first monologue since the cancelation. “For the next ten months the gloves are off. I can say what I really think about Donald Trump, starting right now.” youtu.be/VIZegLAvK8o?...
Rest in peace, Ozzy. There will never be another like you. 😭💔
we are currently watching an entire political party run cover for the most notorious sex trafficking ring in modern human history
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May this be the start of many more to come.
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Nah, not protecting him... they're protecting their own interests. And all that that implies.
Dude's brain is pudding. But please, do go on about Biden's mental decline... 🙄
Hard to hear what she's saying with all the slurping going on. 🙄
I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:
Kenneth Paxton’s mystery girlfriend is revealed. It’s Virginia Foxx (Q-NC). No, you shut up.
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If Dan Bongino released a fragrance what would it be called? 🤔
Ball Sack
Biblical grounds, huh? Did that monster wear mixed fabrics again?
Wallace: “Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?” says the guy who’s still talking about his 2020 election loss.
it's amusing to me to see Trumpers banging on about Bondi orchestrating an Epstein coverup while refusing to devote an extra thought to who she would be trying to protect
LOL if you ever see Ted Cruz in an airport, you know a bunch or Texans are about to die in a weather event.
promoter: have u ever seen dancing librarian: no but ive read books promoter: im sure this is fine
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The fact that Texas keeps electing him tells me that the majority of Texans don't give a shit that their Senator doesn't give a shit about them. 🤷♀️
Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”
New ideas are great! But they don't need to accompany criticizing the way others choose to resist. Some have limited time/ability to do certain things, we still need to live life and pay bills.🙂 Any resistance at all helps, no matter how they're able to do it.
Yup, that oughtta do it.
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Oooooooo, really? They're "gearing up"? @schumer.senate.gov & @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social: STEP DOWN.
FAFO. Seriously.
"Kind, good, happy, gentlemanly, secure people never go Nazi... But the frustrated and humiliated intellectual, the rich and scared speculator, the spoiled son, the labor tyrant, the fellow who has achieved success by smelling out the wind of success—they would all go Nazi in a crisis."
Evangelical Christian Conservative and MAGA Republican Jimmy Swaggart, whose penis was mangled after having drug fueled sex with the corpse of a raccoon that was stuck in a wood chipper, has died.
I'm having a Mandela effect moment right now -- I could've / would've sworn that dude was already dead. 🤯
And then Schumer should follow him out.
@fetterman.senate.gov
Explain the Big Ugly budget bill to me like I’m five… Seriously, this demo is a must see—anyone can understand it. Share it with family and friends. #VoteNo
Except you'll vote to confirm Charles Kushner, won't you, @booker.senate.gov? It's all a matter of degree, isn't it? You're a little less shitty, but you're shit nonetheless.
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander: "I don't think the line for the [Democratic] party right now is between progressives and moderates; I think it's between fighters and folders."
Hot take: Not only are work requirements for Medicaid bad, tying health care to work at all is cruel and we should be doing it less not more. Everyone deserves health care. Everyone.
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Mamdani on "globalize the intifada": "That's not language that I used. The language that I used and the language that I will continue to use to lead the city is that which speaks clearly to my intent, which is an intent grounded in a belief in universal human rights."
Why is he being asked to explain and/or condemn something he never said?
Didn't the Parliamentarian give her carve out the Byrd rule axe?
Good.
Serious question: He didn't say it. Never used that phrase, that we know of. Who did say it?
Unfortunately, I have to work. ☹️
Hakeem Jeffries on Mamdani: "'Globalizing the intifada' by way of example is not an acceptable phrasing. He's gonna have to clarify his position on that as he moves forward."
Typical fucking old-guard Dem response - they get hung up on words. Fucking WORDS. I'm so goddam sick & tired of every last one of these feckless fucks. I want more Mamdani, more AOC, more Jasmine Crockett, more Bernie Sanders. Get on board before it's too late, Dems.
Do you hear the people sing? The Bezoses do not.
Your name tracks...
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani, moments ago, talking about how he’s going to fix NYC. This guy sounds presidential.
Bernie to Dems:
"Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes." ~Dazed and Confused
god damn he's cooking
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I think they forgot the decimal - it should be 19.8k. Seriously.
why am i not surprised he doesn’t understand that no means no
The extraordinary moment at the NATO press conference when Trump admits he gave a foreign enemy (Iran) permission to attack a US military base. “They said is one o’clock ok? I said it’s fine.” He even says soldiers were still on site. I’m not a constitutional lawyer, but that’s treason, right?
I swear to god, I feel like I'm taking fucking crazy pills. 😳
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
This maybe the best concession speech I have ever watched
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*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
"Florida’s extreme abortion ban almost killed Republican Representative and House Pro-Life Caucus co-chair Kat Cammack. But instead of using her near-death experience to shed light on her party’s bad policy, she blamed 'the left' for 'fearmongering' and refused to call her operation an abortion"
"The only moral abortion is MY abortion." The hypocrisy of these absolute chucklefucks is astounding. joycearthur.com/abortion/the...
We need a national Work Strike and we need the Democratic Party to help because they have a extensive communications network. The world is on our side but we need organization.
Yup, that oughtta do it.
So what are you gonna do about it, Massie?
Here we go...
Her pole must be just out of shot... 😳
Fetterman on Fox: "With the military parade, there was no goose stepping. Stop ever comparing anyone, anything with the Nazis and those kinds of things. That's crazy. Remember, that's our soldiers. That's not an occupying force."
@fetterman.senate.gov: GO FUCK YOURSELF, NAZI.
The next one has been planned!
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
What a dipshit.
What the fuck kind of scary-ass nursery rhymes were these people raised with?!? 😳
OMFG!!
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Still just as in love with you as I was the first day I met you, MK. Happy anniversary to the love of my life.
I've heard 2 people in the last 18 hours (one at a public meeting, one on here) say or imply that planting trees is pointless because they take a long time to grow. This is baffling to me—how do people think mature trees come to exist? Future generations matter too, not just present-day homeowners.
We've lost 3 trees since we've been in our house. Broke our hearts because 2 of the 3 were probably 50 yrs old. We planted 7 new trees this year. We're excited to watch them grow for as many years as we're here. Beyond that, it makes us happy to know that future generations will enjoy them.
Deep Thoughts by Dear Leader Christ, what a fucking moron. 🤦♀️
KKKlassy.
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You're a true poet. Well done. 😁
The 🍊 🤡 is 😞
Mark Carney's facial expressions. Not a candidate for a poker player.
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