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Djarum

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I am that guy. You probably know me from that thing that one time.

created July 12, 2023

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Well you have so much stuff going on, mostly concerts. It is probably the busiest I had seen downtown in over a decade. It reminded me of like 2012-13.

1/9/2025, 4:45:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You had this before a mother in law? You needs to go to the Southside and get a mother in law and a bucket of rib tips.

1/9/2025, 4:41:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drink something through a straw below your heart. The act of swallowing will compress your diaphragm and stop the hiccups. A doctor showed me that trick many years ago and it works for me 100% of the time.

1/9/2025, 3:16:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just throwing this out there. If someone had to get a port installed for chemo it takes about a week for it to heel up and a couple of days after install that you are basically laid up. Someone with major history of cancer in their family would be of high risk for cancer.

1/9/2025, 2:11:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are a menace. 😜

1/9/2025, 1:24:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Puppy!

1/9/2025, 1:11:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DDPY my friend. Absolutely changed my life.

1/9/2025, 12:59:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel you on the back pain. I decided to not take the AC units down to the storage today because I didn't want to stress mine too much. It made me realize I need to get back to weight training and yoga every day for my back.

1/9/2025, 12:48:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Normally I'd believe that but the long term forecast is it getting cooler. I think we'll get a blast of it getting hotter during the day for another day or two but it seems like the worst of Summer is over. Beats the last several years where it was in the 90s until nearly October.

1/9/2025, 12:47:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can not stress enough how fucking nice the weather has been. The last month and a half has been just awful so getting a pleasant end of summer and actual Fall weather is a treat.

1/9/2025, 12:32:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at how fancy she is.

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31/8/2025, 11:46:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bath and Bodyworks has had fun Halloween handsoaps for the last couple of years. We had Vampire Blood and something else last year.

31/8/2025, 10:17:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still hasn’t really been in public. If we get into next week without an appearance in front of cameras you are going to get a lot more questions.

31/8/2025, 9:22:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did all the work to get my Dreamcast read to go… realized I don’t have the right video cable connected. Someone should really buy me a RetroTink 4k Pro.

31/8/2025, 8:36:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got the AC out of the bedroom. I definitely need to get back to lifting everyday again.

31/8/2025, 7:38:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That explains why I couldn't find them anywhere then. Been hoping for a modern Battle Beasts/BeastFormers for awhile.

31/8/2025, 7:08:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I keep meaning to ask what figures are those? I need to get them.

31/8/2025, 6:52:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There really needs to be more regular people running for office this cycle to take a lot of these establishment Dems out. I am utterly shocked that Jefferies doesn't have a challenger yet.

31/8/2025, 6:51:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WOW. That is going to do WONDERS for morale and Guard members to want to do ANYTHING when they start to get any pushback. The stupidest fascists.

31/8/2025, 3:31:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just heard someone cheering and screaming outside. I thought it finally happened.

31/8/2025, 5:52:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THEKLA doing that in HEELED COWBOY BOOTS. 😵 Give her all the belts.

31/8/2025, 1:58:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also all we got is some questionable photos from one source. If there were questions about your health enough that people are questioning if you are alive you would think that you would get in front of some cameras for proof of life. Whole thing ain’t good.

31/8/2025, 1:54:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude hadn’t been seen in public for 4 days and hadn’t posted. That has NEVER happened.

31/8/2025, 1:51:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:50:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

I was wondering that myself. Seems REALLY out of touch.

31/8/2025, 1:36:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:02:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 12:01:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

Yeah then thats not cool. Like you need to need to teach people lifestyle changes and how to make that a part of their daily routine. It's why prison doesn't work for rehabilitation.

30/8/2025, 11:55:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Once you get within 80-100 pounds overweight that is not as safe anymore and you have to increase caloric intake again. But the mocking and exploitation is not cool and sadly what it seems all reality TV is. It's a big reason why I have never watched.

30/8/2025, 11:51:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on how overweight they are. If you are 3-400 pounds overweight your body can actually handle that for quite awhile without issue. Your only intake should be essential vitamins and nutrients and your body fat will give you better energy than what you can eat.

30/8/2025, 11:51:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

Same with ability to be active. Most places in the US are designed to be as hard to get around without a car as possible. Coupled with the type of hours people work and the amount of overwork people have... It's not surprising that they can't be active. If you're exhausted it is bad for your health.

30/8/2025, 11:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Back on the horse weight is dripping off of me again. The biggest issues most people have are diet and ability to be active. Too many people don't have access to affordable healthy food and/or time to make it.

30/8/2025, 11:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dunno how that show does it, I don't watch reality TV. But I lost almost 100 pounds in like 6-7 months. It's just about lifestyle change. Only reason why I have gained any back is that I have spent most of the last year and a half injured.

30/8/2025, 11:43:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The crusts I get on meat using this technique are unreal, as long as the meat is dry. Because I am using a lower heat it is more evenly heating the pan so there is no hot spots as well as it is cooking the meat slower so you don't get as much curl in cuts. There is little chance at over cooking too.

30/8/2025, 11:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I change what I do. Sometimes a thickboi, sometimes a smash burger, sometimes something whisper thin. I use the cast iron and ghee as I have found nothing that gives as good of a crust as ghee. Also have started to use a lower heat but give it longer to preheat the pan and give it longer on it.

30/8/2025, 11:33:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Half pounders. Although the bread is thin so it makes them look thicker than they actually were. If I make them again I am just going to get an uncut loaf of rye and cut the slices myself.

30/8/2025, 11:19:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Patty melt but close enough.

30/8/2025, 11:15:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will say I think I cooked that perfectly.

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30/8/2025, 11:11:48 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh really?

30/8/2025, 10:02:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 13110 3167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

I did, they just left to head back home. I did score a hardcover F4 trade for 3 bucks.

30/8/2025, 7:13:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is fake.

30/8/2025, 7:02:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just got done seeing my best friends for awhile, going out around the neighborhood. I know I went outside! It is so unlike me.

30/8/2025, 6:55:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This isn't because he is against any of it. No, it is because he doesn't have the juice to weather the storm of it like Trump did. He is going to get bullied pretty badly by both sides. MAGA will fade away quickly.

30/8/2025, 5:48:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the most interesting thing will be how Vance would navigate all of Trump's actions in the last 7 months. I would think he would likely remove all of the tariff and import related moves quickly. I could see walking back a lot of the ICE/Guard actions as well.

30/8/2025, 5:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

Speaking of keeping in check, most of Trump's current administration will be looking to run to El Salvador since a LOT of Republicans are going to look to make examples of many of them. This is mostly because they are looking to save their own jobs come midterms.

30/8/2025, 5:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Speaking of both of those, magically many Republicans will find a spine again. This is part because Trump is gone but also because Vance is weak. They will likely install an establishment Republican in as VP to make sure they keep him in check.

30/8/2025, 5:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's say he is dead. What happens? Well Vance would become President and be the biggest lame duck ever. He has zero pull, political capital or really any juice. That means he will be basically at the mercy of the House and mostly the Senate.

30/8/2025, 5:48:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 4:47:24 AM | 1266 156 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. Pretty sure we are going to get Okada vs Take soon which should slap.

30/8/2025, 4:43:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I said the other day that if he dies I guarantee that they will try to cover it up as long as possible. They all know the second he is gone their own days are numbered. Vance has zero juice and all of the sudden a lot of Republicans are magically going to find a spine again.

30/8/2025, 4:43:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That looks cool.

30/8/2025, 4:41:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We went to UNO’s. I haven’t been there in about 7 years. Normally we just order from Chicago’s because they deliver and it is quick.

30/8/2025, 2:07:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is my twice a year eating deep dish meal.

30/8/2025, 2:04:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The stereotypical what you eat when friends come from out of town meal.

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30/8/2025, 1:49:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why am I going downtown for the first time in almost a year?

29/8/2025, 10:41:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have to get dressed and go into the bowels of the metropolitan region.

29/8/2025, 9:35:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got some weepy widdle babies.

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29/8/2025, 9:01:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t think people have a real understand yet how much is being destroyed and how much it is going to cost to remake it again.

29/8/2025, 8:56:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

I expect the new big thing they will push is quantum computing which like AI you are already seeing a bunch of stuff that isn't that but people branding it as it. That at least has the potential of not fizzling out.

29/8/2025, 7:47:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well some stuff that gets lumped in with "AI" isn't like image upscaling. That is just fancy math algorithms to do next neighbor scaling, that will never go away but will get rebranded. But the sorta ChatGPT movie AI? It will never happen and will be dead for good.

29/8/2025, 7:47:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now you have a lot of investors looking at CEOs and AI companies wondering what is going on with my money and finding out they would have gotten more value if they lit it on fire and used it for warmth. Greed got them all taken and it is going to ruin the economy.

29/8/2025, 7:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing that is different here is FAR too many people got suckered in by the prospect of eliminating a LOT of expensive white collar employees. They sunk staggering amounts of money into tech that EVERYONE that knew anything about it said would never work.

29/8/2025, 7:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's like every other "next big thing" for the last 20 years. You get this massive amount of hype mostly to drum up VC money. You get it pushed for awhile once the players involved get bought by whomever. Then either there is a look for a RTI and/or the public isn't interested and it is gone.

29/8/2025, 7:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naw it's all crumbling. You are seeing it from all of the players. The tech doesn't work, it can't scale and the public overwhelmingly isn't interested. It has most importantly finally spooked investors who are wising up to the con.

29/8/2025, 7:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI isn't going to be around in 3-4 months. All of these dildo brains jumping on the sinking ship are real smart.

29/8/2025, 7:23:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It blows me away for Labour won a landslide election and the lesson they learned from that was "Let's be worse than the Torries."

29/8/2025, 7:18:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are still people out there that hate Nixon. Sometimes people just hate something that much they can't let it go. Remember hate and love are opposites of the same thing. There are a lot of people who can't let go of their love for things as well.

29/8/2025, 4:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of the sudden you see a overwhelming flood of products with this thing that kind of kills it dead from overexposure. Those that originally liked the thing are turned off because it is too much of a good thing and those that aren't a fan are less inclined because of the flood of products.

29/8/2025, 3:46:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think peak Pumpkin Spice Armageddon is far past us now. You don't see a ton of it anymore thank god. I find that phenomena very interesting now. There is so little new or original that is made so when something gains popularity semi-organically you see EVERYONE jump on it.

29/8/2025, 3:46:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait for the dust to settle with all the current nonsense. I am sure SOMEONE is going to import it at least.

29/8/2025, 3:39:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at how much licensed Tool junk there is out there. Really the odd thing is how they somehow haven’t jumped on the vinyl grift train like a lot of artists have. Granted I think they got something against vinyl since everything they have released has been fucked with somehow.

29/8/2025, 3:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com x.com/MEDICOM_TOY/...

29/8/2025, 3:07:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being fun requires a lot of effort and energy. I don't have either to give anymore.

29/8/2025, 3:01:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The hell they are. Those fuckers aren't quite as bad as Kiss in terms of trying to extract every cent from fans but they aren't far off. I assume there is some sort of issue with Zoo Entertainment still in terms of getting it out there.

29/8/2025, 2:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not fun period.

29/8/2025, 2:46:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That it is. I have no idea what the hell the hold up of getting it repressed is. They HAVE to know how much money they are leaving on the table.

29/8/2025, 2:39:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn. Local H isn't rereleasing Ham Fisted on vinyl, they rerecorded it. That is cool and all but I REALLY wanted the original.

29/8/2025, 2:33:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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rebecca.blackfriday

29/8/2025, 2:25:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day I consider unplugging more and more. Go to a pre digital life again. Live in the moment and not know everything. At this point I have been online for over 30 years. I think I have put in my time.

29/8/2025, 6:00:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 90s were a wild time. You had musicians making the most wild, layered and dense albums ever made and then releasing them on a format that had the worst possible mastering imaginable to make all that production work worthless.

29/8/2025, 5:52:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a shame that Aenima has been out of print for so long and is incredibly expensive. It sounds incredible on vinyl, blows the CD out of the water.

29/8/2025, 4:25:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also Jellybelly fucking slaps.

29/8/2025, 3:58:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The original pressings of Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie absolutely destroy the modern represses.

29/8/2025, 3:56:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. But I think it was one of my big early comedy influences. The writing on that show was brilliant and holds up well today. It's a shame it doesn't get more praise now nor does anyone talk about how influential it was.

29/8/2025, 3:38:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to order a guitar but I am going to wait until all this is over before I deal with that shitshow.

29/8/2025, 3:11:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They might be doing so due to the uncertainty with postal services going to the US right now. Basically the USPS has zero guidance or is prepared on how to handle any of this. My guess is this is going to get walked back quickly once it becomes evident how fucked things are.

29/8/2025, 3:06:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incorrect. Records are exempt from the changes. The bigger issue at the moment is all shipments from overseas are shut down at the moment but that should hopefully not last for long.

29/8/2025, 3:00:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well people aren’t eating cereal like they used to. There are a lot of reasons for that; cost, health concerns, time and critically lack of advertising.

29/8/2025, 1:02:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Djarum (@djarum.org) reply parent

If I can get a small box I might give it a go. The rare times I have cereal I tend to go for the most boring old people stuff myself. But I want to make some different cereal treats this fall/winter to have on hand.

29/8/2025, 12:55:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made a mighty fine patty melt tonight.

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29/8/2025, 12:51:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn I was looking forward to trying it. How do you think it would work in a Crispy Treat form?

29/8/2025, 12:51:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone needs to tell me where I can find these cups outside of Islands of Adventure. My ass is not going to Florida.

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28/8/2025, 11:48:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exclusivity is the worst thing that ever happened to sports in general. You would think leagues would want MORE exposure not less.

28/8/2025, 10:31:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That might be the thing that completely broke the idea of the "American Dream" for me. I was down there years after and saw how much was just abandoned. People's entire lives.

28/8/2025, 9:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember when it happened. I was supposed to be a part of a group that went down there for assistance that got canceled at the last minute. It is a travesty of how much of New Orleans was completely abandoned and still it. No one talks about it at all.

28/8/2025, 9:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 8:23:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have awoken in a foul mood today.

28/8/2025, 3:22:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh and I need to get to the grocery AND cook a bunch of stuff on top of it all. I need a vacation.

28/8/2025, 5:53:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view