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Read about how Francis J. Allman, Chief Judge of Florida’s Second Judicial District, is an un-American censorial fascist thug worthy of contempt.
It may not seem like it but this is an advertisement. Dave is selling you a lie. The average family making $79k a year cannot afford to plunk away $1k a month much less get a 13% ROI on that money. He's telling you you're bad with money and your answer is to follow him and do what he does.
Having a job isn't magically covering your obligations as a parent. It ain't even close.
The thing of it with these "I work all week" chumps is that even in a world where she is a stay at home mom and he's the only source of income, that still doesn't mean you get to check out on the weekend and leave it all to her. And chances are damn good you're not the only source of income.
If you need any reminder that people who use slurs to describe our political opponents are not actually on our side, look here. In particular, using that slur for an autistic man. These posters et al. don't look at minorities or the disabled as equally human. They're not our friends, nor allies.
Welp, that's an easy airlocking.
Maher is such a mediocre chump desperate for any attention he can garner anymore. He can fuck all the way off.
In the coming days, we expect to see what's playing out in LA and DC happen in Chicago. These efforts are not about fighting crime or making communities safer. This is about Donald Trump testing his power and producing political drama to cover up his own corruption.
Well hey, hadn't blocked that chump yet. Good to have that out of the way.
So cool this is just how things are now
Yup. I'll take the time to point and laugh at him every now and then, but putting the laundry away is an order of magnitude more important than speculating on when precisely we get to pop the cork on that champagne.
Lol, I was mostly willing to write it off as exactly that until this moment.
I *definitely* expect him to croak, but I'm not marrying myself to a timeline. Even with as piss poor of a job as he's doing, even with as much passing off decisions to his courtiers as he's done, and even with as little pushback as he's getting from so much of America, it's still too much for him.
Looking that rough after a long weekend where you took it easy ain't great. Shit, looking like that after a long weekend where you partied like it's 1999 ain't great either.
Look, flesh suits degrade, this is known. Honestly pretty impressed that they've kept the skin even remotely intact.
It is the year 2048, and all financial disputes must be mediated via Kamen Rider battles. Billions have died.
I confess to not going out of my way to watch video of the man, but if this is 'normal', I'm pretty okay with keeping the celebrations going.
Sure sex is great and all, but have you ever dropped your kid off at his first day of school and realized that you now have much of the day to use as *you* see fit instead of having to schedule everything around his needs? How I see fit:
That's the neat thing about "DNC" anymore. It means whatever the speaker wants it to mean (except for the actual organization, of course).
Agree to disagree, Chief.
A perverse charisma and a media that's eager to lie on his behalf is the magic that keeps Trump afloat. Vance has neither. Near as I can tell, no one wants to be in the room with him longer than they have to while folks are STILL scraping and pleading for the approval of Weekend at Bernie's POTUS.
He is, and there's no part of any of this that should be taken as 'good' but I'll still take him in a heartbeat over Trump. Even ignoring the fact that it's really bad for a guy who's losing his mind as he gets closer to death has nuclear launch codes, Vance is fundamentally weaker than Trump.
Boo, @vanvidum.bsky.social. How dare you delete the perfect post before I had the chance to offer this banger of a reply. Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Just imagine what is being saved for the book this week.
"Don't become like us," billionaire Republican donor tells Democrats, "you'll lose the moral high ground"
This is probably the one cartoon I most regret missing the window on. I'm sure it'd be fun to watch now but doing it at the right exact age? That would've been life-changing.
Betting his subscriptions will tell a hilarious story
Not surprising given that they've been demanding to have their own Trump installed since the moment they saw it work for him and are frothing mad that the Dems haven't rolled over for their imagined candidate like Rs did for Trump.
woke 2 is going to relegate christmas where it belongs, between thanksgiving (late Halloween) and newyears (early Halloween)
Huh. I'd have thought I'd have already gotten around to blocking Matty as someone I have no need to see on this site. Good to get that sorted.
Ahh yes, here it is. The stuff that I said was happening and dudes with "Marxist" in their profiles keep saying Im lying about. These are the first 4 in the search, out of hundreds. Read it and weep, Karl.
Solidarity is a two way street and a lot of what made me abandon socialism as a viable system was realizing how many working class people would prioritize hurting people who they hated aesthetically over any material interest they may have, up to including avoiding getting fired
Being pro-drowning of children seems like a real are-we-the-baddies moment www.npr.org/sections/sho...
That's okay, he's about to be a wartime POTUS and we all know tgat guarantees popularity.
watching other countries sign real trade deals like
"And, as a treat, here's the entire cast of TNG playing regulars on the most badass cartoon you've ever seen."
So many great choices, but I've gotta go with the obvious here.
Not because women don't like sex, obviously, but they do have to spend a lot more time watching out for red flags and this event is nothing but.
While I want to focus on the 'wife guys can be sluts too' thing, I'm gnna instead key in on the fact that this is gonna be the most sausage party to ever sausage party.
Counterpoint: there'll always be some exciting adventure on the horizon if you seek it. I've read enough fantasy epics to know that "has experienced everything there is to experience" is a curse more often than it's a blessing.
Tai Lung just out here living his best life.
. @bsky.app just start running this ad on X asap
I mostly agree but we're starting to see some very dumb iterations, too. "I used AI to enhance this photo of him and you won't BELIEVE what I found." and "Several entrances to a military base are closed on a long weekend, surely that means something, right?" Those are unhelpful.
Word for word recreation of this scene.
Sure seems to me that rich assholes with zero depth of thought rambling about how important their racism is for the continuation of civilization is a bigger problem but what so I know? I'm not the esteemed inventor of the globally celebrated Cybertruck.
It's time for Bond to have a crossover with the Mission Impossible franchise.
James Bond films are actually the story of a brilliant inventor who is constantly tormented by a louche drunken homicidal maniac who wrecks all of his inventions while using them to kill people.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
Woot, I win at Bsky tonight because I'd already blocked rhe chump.
I've had some serious fun cracking jokes about undisprovable nonsense this weekend but the folks desperately tossing out 'evidence' are getting tedious fast.
RIP Jake Tapper. You would've loved a president hiding his ailments from the public.
Ruin a movie by making it About Gary K-Pop Gary Hunters
Boy! It'd be nice to not have to talk about him if people with three-quarters of a million subscribers didn't make videos about the guy that also briefly touch upon misrepresenting experiences I had personally! That'd sure be fuckin' nice! But, guess it's easier to tell US to shut up than them, huh?
Useful post for some replies that are easy block fodder.
The scary headlines about "Chorus, a sEcReT dArK mOnEy gRoUp" have been absolutely wild to watch. Because I'm in Chorus, & it's been a godsend. Without it, I wouldn't be able to cover the US's massive modern-day farm slavery problem- at all. youtu.be/f5UwwtrGdak
Weird, putting tariffs on construction materials and throwing day laborers in concentration camps should have solved the supply problem by now
It's a military installation on a federal holiday, and not all gates are open.
Thing of it is: Trump's gonna die and Vance is gonna get blamed for all the shit set in motion while he was on summer vacation. Ain't no way he's as popular as even a shit candidate like Newsom in 2028. Hell, DeSantis has a better shot and I wouldn't want to be him these next few years.
When you're doing just great...
Logged on on a holiday and caught blueskyism. pray for me
Dammit, another great "Oh hey, it's that guy" gone.
I will note that in every single cycle of ppl bitching about the (relatively short, not at all uniform, & scattershot) school closures, not once has "well how did teachers feel about closures" bc asking that would a) blow up quite a few narratives & b) treat teachers as if they mattered in this
My standard approach is "Eh, I'm not really watching anything there right now, guess I'll cancel" and "Sure, I'll pay for a month or two of that to watch these shows I'm in the mood for." Ain't a single one of these sites that I'm loyal to, though Disney is rapidly becoming mandatory for the spawn.
In a lot of ways it was kinda generic but the ways it wasn't? Priceless. The live-action remake was okay, too.
Can't say any of that's a problem for me, but I can see how it might bother someone else. For the most part, my viewing is for background noise while gaming, so the specifics don't matter THAT much.
Oddly, several weeks of intense physical activity and getting yelled at, followed by several months of technical school with limited free time did not do much to help me remember the name of that fucking awesome show with magic guns and refrigerated ladies that I'd only got a taste of.
Outlaw Star's a special one for me because the night before I shipped off to Basic Training for the Air Force I was put up in a motel that actually had cable (nothing but network for Young Grift) and I got to catch the first two or three episodes of Outlaw Star. Took YEARS to track it down again.
Bold to assume that he has it in him to be sitting upright these days.
I don't particularly mind paying for the ones I use. Not at all interested in the space consumed by physical media, though. I also don't have any huge issues about piracy if I decide I absolutely must see a thing that I don't feel like snagging another subscription for.
Nobel Prize worthy 🔥👏🏽🙌🏽 www.instagram.com/reel/DOC7KBw...
Maduro: “You have to be careful, because Marco Rubio wants to stain your hands with South American, Caribbean, Venezuelan blood, drag you into a bloodbath, and have your last name stained for centuries with a massacre against the people of Venezuela.”
Trigun for me.
You can't fool me, that's clearly Ham Rove! Good to see he's still getting work.
I can't say I've had any particularly negative experiences with Webb in my time on the Internet, but this (unless it's some sort of performance art that I'm missing because I don't follow him regularly) is pretty disappointing.
Like, I'm all for mocking the fucker's decaying corpse, but "Look at this weird thing I found when I used AI to clean up a blurry photo" ain't a dunk on anyone but the poster.
Thank goodness for the magic of technology.
Secret level bothsides achievement unlocked.
Not so fun fact: happened to my wife's grandpa.
Mine was a cable-free household until about a week after I moved out.
@jaketapper.bsky.social wrote a book saying the public lost trust in the press because they didn't report on Biden being old. He's asked 0 questions about Trump.
It's really funny to steal valor and then have it come out that you were literally diverting aid from the victim you said you were helping
you thought I was stupid, but in reality, you thinking that I was stupid means that the stupid one is actually you
I think you're failing to notice the pink sauce here, which I would also not care to have on a burger. As for what they really are? Probably fairly generic ketchup/mayonaise/etc but with food coloring. It's "probably" fine but a visual disaster all the same.
It makes me emotional to see Judge Sooknanan showing that she values each individual child’s life at a moment when this administration is doing exactly the opposite
It me.
"That's my emotional support historic neighborhood, right next to my other emotional support historic neighborhood, which is conveniently adjacent to another emotional support historic neighborhood, which is why we can only build apartments right next to multi-lane highways and stroads"
I need someone to write a fanfic of Grand Nagus Rom and Emperor Vir Cotto having drinks together because those two had quite the long, strange trips to get to where they ended up.
Alas, outside my niche of cultural knowledge.
got bad news for you about what preceded modern law enforcement
Book 2 Release Date #KassandraKilljoy
