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ready to take the next step* on the escalator** after marriage *taking out a large life insurance policy and slowly mixing more arsenic into their food **wait, you don't need to take steps on an escalator if you're not in a hurry
‘Okay "married solo poly" *cant* be serious. No, I ref-‘ You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
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it's cool that the future of politics is this
Nate Silver, people don't know, is a registered Republican in the State of New York
Spider-Gwen much more mixed feelings on the police
Gwen Stacy would have a Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker send tweet
Apparently Guillermo Del Toro has ruined Frankenstein by… being relatively faithful to the source material. Oh my.
You still have Ederson at Man City in your simulation
As a Bills fan this brings me no joy
Belichick at UNC may be the strongest argument in favor of Brady as GOAT
Freaking out because the CAGR on my bar hopping group has dipped below 30% and my multiple is fucked
"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
What a delightfully evil article www.rappler.com/voices/rappl...
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Posting this a bit late, buddy
Banning Tylenol is the easiest way to make the average non-voter with their head in the sand extremely mad at Trump. Also enjoy productivity cratering from December to March.
I just have the leveling trident
"On trans issues." He was telling people to physically assault us.
I think Jain is basically just a garden variety centrist pundit who is more negatively polarized against liberals than he is against Republicans
I do realize this is a “me” thing
At the city council level? I particularly would, again unless it has some actual effect It’s more that the local level stuff I feel they should focus on actual local level issues (I have a low tolerance for political theater)
On the one hand this is true, and at the level of the devolved parliament this probably is not too outlandish When I read about city councils in the US putting out votes on I/P that however strikes me as performative (unless they are voting to divest or something)
Lori Chavez-DeRemer: "I was elected as the Labor Secretary for all Americans" (She was not elected)
it is wild to me that none of the centrist twitter brigade ever reconcile the fact that they are essentially using the algorithmic extremism app as their main guide to modern politics
Its very clear that the next pandemic is going to require the cdc provide free child care to all journalists if we want any hope of our response succeeding
I worry about Bluesky's longterm prospects for the very selfish reason that I care a lot about people reading my work and nowhere else on the social web is that into links these days.
I think it's partly...who would I recommend to someone who liked him other than 'listen again'? I think singular artists tend to be underdiscussed for this reason.
#StarTrekTNG "In Praeteritis" The Enterprise is sent to recover ancient Earth relics from a distant planet. When Picard refuses to stop hiring guest stars, O’Brien brings the transporters to a halt with a general strike. Transporter chief:
![A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows: cousin is a goose exorcist. Kramer claims he’s invented a new kind of fur rug, and a love- stricken federal agent wants to know more. 7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min. The Enterprise is sent to recover ancient Earth relics from a distant planet. When Picard refuses to stop hiring guest stars, O’Brien brings the transporters to a halt with a general strike. Transporter chief: [SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs. “The Flintstones In A-Rock-alypse Now.” Rick](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yulpnkidj3dkdip5ma3c3ssn/bafkreiabkgik4p466jtpsa263rgv2ndiwj3zpxlyhxvirvp32cuyt4ta64@jpeg "Click to view full size")
@none-of-these.mosphere.at how many of these words are in the bible?
if you shoot someone for ding dong ditching you ought to go to prison for murder.
My most Bluesky-hostile take is that this stuff matters very little and the 2026 Democratic Primaries are *deeply* insignificant and will matter politically only insofar as they may or may not gain or lose a marginal seat or two in the general…
Seeing a lot of ageism and glee about an old man clinging to life and relevancy, and frankly, Bill Belichick deserves it
I wasted 15 minutes once trying to get out a gate at [REDACTED] only to find some numbnuts had swapped the main gate hours on Google with a side gate (which was only open like 2 hours a day)
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
Side note Waze usually has the right hours for gates, Apple Maps and Google Maps often don’t update them correctly
Funny way for Bluesky to learn about post-9/11 gate access policies for military installations
Bluesky is dying and there’s only one way to save it: clap your hands if you believe in fairies (and Bluesky)
There appear to be military gates at these locations and when the hospital is closed to visitors Apple shows the roads as closed. Portsmouth Naval Shipyard, which I'm familiar with, gets the same treatment.
Yep.
Gate 5 is for the Uniformed Services University and that’s going to be off the map to the right
The only difference is the commuting gates may not have opened at all today
They close 3 out of 4 gates outside of working hours (there is no gate 4) bsky.app/profile/docr...
Military bases typically only have one or two gates open outside of normal working hours
Sorry to ruin people’s fun, but:
bluesky is dying and there's only one way to save it: by winning a ski race down dead man's peak
bluesky is dying and there's only one way to save it: by putting on a community theater production of My Neighbor Totoro.
this is the modern equivalent of the late 19th century/early 20th bored bohemian unlocking Forbidden Knowledge horror story
I sometimes wonder how much of Gore's defeat at the ballot box but also meekly surrendering in Bush v. Gore was due to Lieberman's all-but-Republican political positioning
A thing I've long suspected but never got round to rigorously checking is that the Local Democracy Reporting Service is, effectively, structurally nimby - because a disproportionate amount of the available material if you're covering "local democracy" is planning objections
My latest: on the BBC's weird NIMBY campaign against the Universal theme park.
And next time when the likes of Shesrer and Rooney start banging on about players doing the right thing, remember Marc Guehi I would have loved to see him at Anfield but now I hope he lifts the Europa Conference trophy for #CPFC in May - lad deserves it for being sound. #LFC #YNWA
Ironic that the one player who shows loyalty and plays by the rules (Guehi has played 6 times for #CPFC this season) is the one that doesn’t get his move. Fair play to him for showing integrity and respect for those around him, but in a weird way, it justifies the antics of Wissa and Isak
#nufc I hope Will Osula doesn’t read social media! Everyone wishing him all the best but then adding that they always knew he was shite.
Palace may now have a problem in the locker room. An unhappy player, probably some teammates who won’t like how this went down and a coach who may have alienated himself and undermined his own leadership. Not to mention, Guehi can leave for free at the end of the season. 🤔 #YNWA
The weird thing about the Guehi transfer (or lack of) is Glasner probably won’t be there this time next year. Palace have caved in to a manager who will be at another club at the end of the season. #LFC
Like look at some point it’s gonna start being less convincing that every picture is capturing him at the same point in the middle of a sentence.
Americans forgetting how West Point was originally an engineering college, and how a lot of the pre-civil war generals were engineers, amuses me.
Oof especially at the third screenshot
Yeah, I think there's this idea that an elected official in a representative democracy is obliged to conform to the views of (some) of their constituents, but that's more a feature of delegate democracy. Which is something completely different.
What a complete and total loser
Proof that the professional is the one gets fucked over. #lfc #Redsky #YNWA
Feel for Marc #Guehi, by all accounts, he was buzzing to get this move, only for his club to not get their own house in order (knowing they wanted to sell so a fee was achieved) and a manager throwing a tantrum. But, it’s only players that create a problem, apparently. #LFC
Apparently didn’t actually happen apple.news/AFVDRDauXTey...
TalkSPORT and Romano updated after I replied
Or not bsky.app/profile/fabr...
(Yes)
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No, Ordinary Things, I do not find it particularly persuasive that somehow me having to pick up my telephone and speak to a clerk at the Pizza Hut to have my food chauffeured to me instead of doing it by text has a meaningful difference in the creation of apathy and antisocial tendencies.
"imagine the worst LFR you've ever been in, compressed to a single man. Who is not using push to talk"
They’re still the US publisher
TODAYBORDAY
Weird timeline is Nixon and Walt Disney both die at the unveiling of the Disneyland monorail
Slightly broader (up through early teens) but same gist
Wonder if the timeline is better in a scenario where Nelson Rockefeller beat Nixon in any of the 1960s primaries
Keeps being relevant.
That’s where I ended up with the first few books
Random thought: Was Scholastic pushing Harry Potter hard at school book fairs in the US circa 1998 a major factor in the series catching on in the US?
I think posts like this really don't quite get *just how much more successful Harry Potter was and is* than all other children's fiction. It made its creator a billionaire, which Jill Murphy was not.
#YNWA #LFC #redsky From TalkSPORT:
Anglo-Saxons, 1067: Hwæt is happening Normans: Nous avons un mot pour cą
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Deal sheet submitted, the deal can be completed up until 9pm tonight. #LFC #CPFC
okay but seriously I would love to see him and Elon both try to function in a raid environment
Fuck any anti-American motherfucker who can read “Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!” and not feel proud.
