Even if it were just sincere “things need doing so contrarians need to be silenced” (it’s not, but even if) it’s a terminally misguided notion, like killing your immune system because you don’t like having a fever.
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Even if it were just sincere “things need doing so contrarians need to be silenced” (it’s not, but even if) it’s a terminally misguided notion, like killing your immune system because you don’t like having a fever.
We do not claim that cunt
Think of Walmart like a metastatic Poundland
He’s been giving himself golf trophies long enough…
Fucking pathetic
I do know what she means, but just picturing Dean Cain trying to do “white activities” so hard is making me laugh. Like he tries to combine them to do them harder and it ends up a dark comedy, like going apple picking on cocaine…
They’re part of the entire point!
Just monkeys with guns, all the way down.
My eyebrows are in my hairline right now…
I hope her next Botox tx hits a nerve.
His base do not care about the sex abuse. They’re a mix of abolish-the-age-of-consent libertarianism and pray-for-Josh-Duggar evageicals. Sexual abuse and trafficking of women and children is a hierarchy they’re comfortable with. They’re mad because he’s rescinded his promised pogrom of dems.
They don’t even care if he’s guilty. In their heart of hearts, they don’t believe it’s wrong for conservative white men to abuse women and children. They’re only upset that “Epstein” was a Pavlovian promise that they’d get to righteously murder some democrats/lizard people and he’s messed that up.
We still need a film noir Lois Lane movie where her simping guy Friday (Clark) and the mysterious handsome foreign homme fatale (Superman) help her solve a mystery.
I love the Martha moment because it’s a perfect pop culture example of a clear darling that should have been slaughtered in the writing process.
These sloppy twits…
Well, he’s sort of the orangutan that ran into the center of the ritual and grabbed the artifact the acolytes had been carefully powering up with incredible evil for generations, and now they just have to worship an ape.
Women being too person-like is hurting the boners, fam.
Good on ya!👍
Oddly validating, but requiring no additional effort from you? Win win!
The only real anger in them is that they were promised a big juicy hit of vindication of all their ideas about democrats, an orgy of executions, and he’s ruining that. He’s letting people laugh at them instead. To the fascist-footsoldier mind, that’s the only crime.
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I truly don’t understand what they’re worried about. MAGA do not care about r*pe when white men do it. They don’t. They’re all some mix of abolish-the-age-of-consent libertarians and Josh-Duggar-did-nothing-wrong evangelicals. The list became a click-bait sacrament, but they never cared.
MAGA will still never actually believe that it’s wrong for conservative white men to r*pe anyone, but we’ll get some new lows in how far they’ll go to avoid admitting that. The sanctity of women and children is entirely a pretext for owning women and children, real protection has no role.
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I feel you.
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Iiiiiiiiii dunno, a lot of the red openly talk about murdering me, soooooo….
Well said.
Stephen Colbert and Amber Ruffin teaming up to fight crime WHEN?!
Jesus fuck, Gavin…
Newspaper: no one ever thought constant surveillance could have downsides but now that a rich guy has been denied a handjob to Viva La Vida we are forced to confront the grim dystopia of modern life
More of a shallow fiefdom, but equivalent in malice and creepery
This is literally all my first drafts of everything. Thank god I enjoy editing. There are surely faster ways to write, but I cannot do them. 😄
Dang it, I came down here for ass puns, everybody stop being so wholesome and lovely!
All those times he excused himself for being a grossly irresponsible bigot by “admitting” he’s just an idiot… I hope those hit different for him someday.
It’s repugnant. And white people better not imagine they’re safe. There’s all kinds of “wrong kind of white” under fascist racism.
These masked goons move like movie extras. They don’t know where to put their hands, their clothes don’t fit them right, and they flail to react to ordinary scrutiny. Abolish this bullshit.
He looks like James Woods going as RFK Jr. for Halloween.
It’s subtle…
It makes sense, they’re sloppy as shit. They’ve got call-of-duty attitude but not the muscle-memory to go with it.
It’s not entirely that they’re mad about Juneteenth, it’s also that they’re mad about people not liking Columbus Day.
What Netanyahu underestimates is that the average MAGA has been raised to believe that the only clever savvy “solution” to the Middle East (aka everything east of the Mediterranean Sea) is to nuke it all to glass. He won’t be special if he helps them.
Is “royal” an ethnicity?
“The Franken-syphillis colonized my facial fillers”
Huge charisma
Brace for pivot to redoubled abuse of the trans community…
I truly cannot keep track of all the toxic dinguses…
And coming from where?There were protests everywhere!
Judging by the odor, also yes.
I feel like if 200k people had come into LA from nameless-elsewhere there would be busses or something? Did they all hitch in on boxcars, Donny?
Forcing vulnerable workers into factory town arrangements…
Bro is looking puffy.
Hey, if they’re going to be cruel and unhinged, the best things they can also be are incompetent and lazy. Most of the real misery happening now is because Steven Miller is a highly motivated true believer and Trump hitched his high-octane ego to tariffs.
She always looks like she’s three seconds from realizing that she’s having the sort of allergic reaction that makes your face swell up like a plymptoon
The human body is a total scam and I’m ashamed to have fallen for it.
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When do the celebrities hit the barricades? It’s your back yard the fascists are gearing up to spill blood in.
Where is Hollywood? This is your back yard. This is your narrative moment. Where are you?
Frank Castle would throw Tom Holman off a roof.
If it were true, they could have gone with actual due process the first time. If it were true, it would be no excuse for what they did instead.
Floofasaurus
Gotta respect it when a creator owns feeling burnt out instead of reinforcing the destructive side of a “professional” facade. That shit saves lives. Good on em.
It does seem like the only way to figure out whether that kind of account is a bot or not. Only humans respond to such a challenge in ways that are both directly rational and extremely silly.
Fuck cancer 💔
You say replaced, I say backed-up
Three cheers for the editor as well. Excellent work!
This is a misread of history. It’s more accurate to say that it was EXTREMELY popular, but its biggest fans wouldn’t admit to ever having tried it.
He’s not even a real hillbilly, though…
Today is for remembering the brave and what they believed was worth dying for. Today is also for remembering the young, the scared, the railroaded, the cheated, and the betrayed, and to honor their lives and deaths by working for a world without war.
Go git em
We’re out here protesting, you coward. Where the fuck are you? How are you using your preciously curated access and position?
John Candy was a sexy bastard.
They’ll be fine. How are the Venezuelan trafficking victims in El Salvador doing?
Well, no, but he pinky-swears that all of his environmental destruction, civic theft, abusive interpersonal habits, online bigotry, and animal cruelty are in the cause of SOMEDAY helping hypothetical people maybe.
He needs to start high-profile beef to distract from the theft and kidnapping.
Well smoot my hawley and call me the Great Depression…
He’s a skin suit full of flatworms
Kellyanne could lead the round of apologies…
Look at this glorious doof! Happy Saturday!
To “gin up” is probably what he meant… no earthly idea where his mothy brain grabbed an “izz” from.
Also, our immigrant neighbors are still languishing in a torture dungeon. Tay tay is gonna be ok, I promise. Stay on target.
Horsewhip these pathetic fucks.
What a fucking asshole. The human beings who lack secure housing are not the problem. They are not the ones doing “the homelessness problem” and cannot be punished out of homelessness. It is a problem that is being done TO them.
Pope catholic, Laura mad about it
Your definition is correct. I suggest that she is obsessed with shit, and heartily suggest that she go eat shit.
Technically I think it’s coprophilia, but I heartily invite her to go be a coprophage.
His brain is so rotted RFK’s worm looked at it and said “ew no thank you”
Yeah the vegetarian thing is pretty random otherwise. “Is it morally defensible to eat unvolunteered human flesh” is a valid topic on its own, but this hypothetical is so weird it’s almost gawking.
When your abusive ex thinks he’s turning on the charm and being super reasonable by proposing that mistakes were made on both sides…
I remind the writers I coach about this all the time. It’s perfectly ok to make something difficult and not-perfect because the individual piece isn’t the most important outcome for 90% of your attempts, it’s you as a creator being educated, strengthened, and refined by the effort.
Weird and pretty advanced. It’s a challenge to try and disentangle the inherent ick from the moral questions, and on top of that they’ve made the subject’s reasoning, role, and attitude hard to inhabit. Whim-cannibalism? Are they trying to force a “weird=wrong” conclusion?
He said eggs were down 95%. I’m sorry, either show me where a dozen eggs is $0.50 or just say he’s lying, c’mon.
May it be with whomstsoever
NY17 Constituent and local social worker Emily Feiner was singled out and forcibly removed during Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall.
It’s telling that he doesn’t understand evangelical Christians enough to know what they think of Catholics.
A friend of mine apparently has One of Those Faces that makes strangers tell her wild true things about themselves. I thought she was exaggerating until we were at the gym together and this random guy (who wasn’t hitting on us) confessed some life stuff that made me make this exact face.
These people are all freaks.
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If they’re parading with live ammo I’ve got a whole different set of suggestions