Good morning rocket surgeons!
Gentleman. Farter. D&D person. Don Keidick is not responsible for any joke related injuries you may sustain. Read at your own risk.
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Good morning rocket surgeons!
Ryan Gosling, best known from his role as “Chubby Hamster” on The Mickey Mouse Club
Hey Siri, what would jesus do?
Hard to argue with that tbh
This is my application to write for SNL.
I have uploaded a virus to your brain. You dumb like me now.
WHAGA GOGGA BORGER WHA! PAAPPACE GOGGA FIGG MEH NAH!!! GABBY MAUL GOGGA FIGG ME NAW!!!
Mcdongles borgor for dinner. This used to be a big deal. Back before we both changed… ::sad music swells and Don begins crying and making noises he thinks are song::
I think this is funny but I don’t know why.
Me: Hunny, have you ever been hugged my a hurricane? My Wife: where the fuck did you get a motorcycle and why are you riding it in the kitchen?
Be the change you wish to see in the world and whatnot.
With respect: This place is full of pictures and videos of naked people and pets. The pets are also naked but with pets its less important. Honestly its kinda better when the pets are wearing clothes. Like “lmao y that dog gotta tie on. Him a business dog lol”. Anyway what were we talking about?
Ahh yes. The “sunday scaries”. I know them well.
Ahh garbanzo beans, pretty good to put in my mouth but not as welcome as some nice warm chickpea.
Its worth it to know you didnt have to go back
Good morning big stronks!!!
Its the philosophy, the world building, the motivations. The plot is just stuff that happens it cant really convey messages. Listen to the things Papa Kent says to Clark for instance. Everything that feels off about the way Batman behaves. Aquamans whole thing is selfishness as virtue.
Difference between knowledge and wisdom: Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
I didnt wanna say it but yeah. 100%
🤣🤣🤣
The reason the DCU Snyderverse failed is because its entire morality is based on Ayn Rand nonsense.
I like to think of myself as fairly sophisticated but sometimes I watch the shit they air on TLC
He spammed the shit out of me and then blocked me. Darn. I really thought we were gonna be friends, maybe someday… lovers.
Ad hominem. You already lost. I dont make the rules.
He followed me too lol. Yeah I gotta get my kid off the bus
You will notice that he responds to my bullshit immediately but 45 mins later not a word was said to debate the words of christ.
This one makes me look better lol
Its really strange. Conservatives are not known for projection or hypocrisy.
For the record “no bs” is the OP
No! Dont listen to him bro! Crash out! Crash out harder than anyone ever crashed out! Crash out until you find a sign that says “no crashing out beyond this fence” then jump that fence, dare to dream, and keep crashing out forever!
Well they arent my rules either so just who is out here making rules? Is it trump? I bet its trump. He always does dumb shit like that.
Hey I’m not debating you. Not when you are clearly right. I just think he thinks you aren’t. He has a lot of rules you see. For instance you haven’t said “factually” once.
Go ahead and steal it. I got more.
If you debated him and started winning the block would be instant
I just might lol.
I wanna be robocop!!!
God wasted a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in that guys mouth
Me… 😢
Dudes my biggest fan. He wishes he was me.
The energizer bunny has nothing on this dude. Shit that joke probably aged me.
No one wants to debate you because you are ugly and dress funny.
Jesus literally commanded is to welcome the stranger, feed the poor, heal the sick, he taught that a rich man would have a hard time getting into heaven and I bet you dont even understand why that is.
Why dont you get the whole room to disagree with me and we’ll have a mass debate.
You keep telling me I factually lose because this or that. Bro. ALL rules are made up.
Once a month someone puts it together and its always hilarious. Welcome to the club!
We finish each others sentences. Is he the one?!?
One of my main talking points is that cheerwine is better than pepsi. Surely I can keep that one?!?!
Ok now I will answer for you. “I’m sorry sweetheart, I now see that the divorce was the best thing for you and the kids. I became a different person after covid, no before that. I think Obama as president set off some internalized racism and soon I became obsessed with politics as revenge” -you
I’m not even paying attention. I’m just along for the ride
USING GAMER WORDS IS AGAINST THE RULES OF DEBATE. YOU FACTUALLY LOST AND ALL YOUR SUB ARGUMENTS HAVE TO MOVE BACK TO START AND ROLL AT DISADVANTAGE FOR 3 TURNS
You are factually full of shit and debating you would be a pointless effort because factually you will just make up new rules and claim you factually won while factually forgetting that the purpose of debate is to seek truth and NOT to “win” You factually have never debated anyone in your life
AND ALL TALKING POINTS?!?! Come on guy, not my talking points too!!!
Factually
You’ve got a great point. If those presidents were so great how come they’re dead? You are factually devastating everyone
President Jesus Christ
Dont you call me “debunked” I’ve still got most of my bunk. Your mom doesnt hog the whole bed and shes not THAT large.
Caps lock is universally recognized as the chillest button
He’s very chill.
Oh no I factually lose!!! Thats way worse than regular losing!!! Thats a pretty good rule you made up. I’m gonna have to counter with this new rule I made up. “The person with the smallest penis super ultra mega loses and has to go outside and talk to a girl”
This guy woke up this morning, poured a coffee and thought “I really want to have a serious factual debate with a guy who calls himself Donkey Dick” so he logged onto the bluesky to shoot his shot.
“Not answering is invalid” sweet! My turn to make up some rules! Ummm free pizza and no homework!!! Pretty sure this ones gonna get more likes then you’ve ever SEEN
Look at all those Dead “Presidents”!!! Make it rain!!!
I’m sorry I keep dunking on you like this. You make it so easy to fuck with you and its hard to feel sympathy for you at the same time. So I guess I’m not actually sorry now that I think about it.
I’ve even heard it said that “Its all about the Benjamin’s baby” and I cant remember who said it but they probably had great character and we should focus on what was said and not who said it.
Ratio’d your ass! Twice! “No more bs” haha more like “no! More bs!” Lame ass bitch baby.
President Dez Nutz
President James Dale
I’m Bean Margesellas and your watching leegull AyeEff. This just in dong-old druff is a big dumb baby head and loses again. Its for real over this time.
I cant believe Ruby Giovanni crashed his car into Dongld Trunks balls and Donglds balls got all swollen and big and then they were as big as medium sized bolders and they exploded and they were full of mcdonglds bruegers and rudey ate the bruegers and then rugby died and donglds trunks ate ruxby
“Tommy R broke the chain and then hook hand door. But who is phone?!?”
I break more chains than a Targaryen.
Post a random photo or.. nope Reply or… nope Like or… This life really is just washed and resold over and over again
Oh we doing chain letter posts now huh? Block.
The shower is a great place to Jill off. Just sayin.
They stick to shower walls for easy use.
There was a chicken running around in the road as I tried to pull into Wawa this morning. I tried to shout “Why?!?” to her but she didn’t answer.
YES
I heard they are always bouncing to the left and to the right and that they should be held every night
Thats whats up
On hold with the Utz chip company about to demand bigger cheese balls.
You’re so close but actually its just money. You know. Root of evil and such.
Yeah 😉
I’m hoping its loud as well.
Honestly just march them out into the dessert with a shovel and tell them to dig.
I long to hear the sound of the billionaires as they find out…
I made the devil do it
As well they should. I would never actually. I’m all about that rare, buttered and lightly salted if its a lesser quality steak
One time when I was really high I put chocolate chip cookies on a burger. It was really good but keep in mind I was really high.
“Burn it and bring me some ketchup” me purposely ruining a steak and everyone in the kitchen at Texas Roadhouse’s night just for fun.
Scientists believe that by 2030 we’ll have reached ten much happening at once and our sad little brains will just give up!?!?!
People only use 10% of their brain. People only like 10% of my posts. Coincidence?!?!
There isnt just too much happening all at once. Its at least three much maybe as high as five much happening all at once.
You are a literal hero! Thanks again!
Taking the rest of the day off from posting jokes @jakevig.bsky.social is covering my shift.
Clearing up some confusion. I’m going to feel what its like to use it on OTHER people. I’m not trying to get tased. Shit hurts.
