Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
good gravy
Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k
3,883 followers 1,613 following 7,234 posts
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good gravy
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oh right, it’s tuesday!
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
kinda love how if i like a post then reply, my like seems to disappear, creating a subtle subconscious panic response. it’s like a pickleback for the dopamine hit
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
gnar, dude
Jana H-S (they/she) (@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social) reposted
people with the power to do so are trying to replace the government with literally illiterate, innumerate chatbots trained on the most racist parts of the internet and instructed to be more racist than that, and you are defending them because you're proud of yourself for knowing what a tokenizer is
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
guess i was wrong. i mean, free money? in this economy?!
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
so…you gonna follow back?
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
they dropped in here for a minute post 2024 election and were summarily ratioed and bullied off, or maybe i blocked them? either way, the ratios were 🔥
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
my teeth are grinding now, thanks
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
mysterious, lol
Thanks For Sharing, Jerk (@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social) reposted
It’s 2030, your daughter has an AI-powered robot as a math tutor, it cannot do math, it is also very racist
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
buckle up, big daddy
Jesus and Butthead (@jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social) reposted
Oreo supply chain has been disrupted. Panic! At Nabisco
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
putting in a guess under the wire: he’s announcing stimulus checks to claim success on tariffs
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
still fun n games, just different prizes
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
Tradwife stuff all fun n games until the trad milkman starts showing back up to the crib during them single income household hours
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
oh, he broke the law? yeah, WE KNOW! FKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! apple.news/A6cV87xH-QAm...
Jana H-S (they/she) (@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social) reposted
one of my spicier literary takes is that it doesn't actually matter how much a writer Reads. Reading A Lot is how they train llms. go look at the ocean or something. get in a fistfight. have gay sex
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
go for the trifecta in one day & you’re basically hemingway
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
i read about this from ppl on here all day, and this is the only online article i’ve seen about it, and…wow
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
every day is emotional labor day
susan (@susandixon.bsky.social) reposted
felt productive, might delay later
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
felt lugubrious, might delight later
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
happy labor day! who wants to play pee knuckle with grandpa?
raindro (@raindro.bsky.social) reposted
Pronounces Hawaii like the start of that one Disturbed song
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Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
halpaa viihdettä? siellä minä asun, hölmö
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
you should do it
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe you can build the feed you want to see, idk
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
mfw titties
gluggaveður cock (@lscrapl.bsky.social) reposted
y'all are so sweet i forgot what i came here to say, oh wait i remember, ppl are terrible
d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted
what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
ypu asked for nutcases, you pompous dick. here we are.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
maybe it would help your case to come out against the inherent problems with gen ai that is causing this reaction instead of an expert “well, actually” take.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
cool, the article actually talks about the impending collapse of the economic bubble the LLM companies are creating by burning through mountains of cash for meager, if any returns
Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! (@guilhernunes.bsky.social) reposted
Psyduck is sad because no one came to his birthday party.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
but, more to your point… bsky.app/profile/anth...
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
hey, check this out bsky.app/profile/edzi...
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
in which i complete the bluesky prophecy and solicit sex work from a gender nonconforming cyberpunk cryptid behind a bouncy house after an evening of cruelty-free dumpster diving
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
we know this *now*
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
Lucy & the turd in her pocket
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
you too! 🤘😎
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
cool! i’m heading out after work to see the offspring
Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon (@lyfaulk.bsky.social) reposted
I’m so honored to announce that I have been nominated for a BOTN award by @epistemiclit.bsky.social for my micro Pig Flu. Very grateful 🥹
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
say hi to punk rock bill paxton for me
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
idek if i blocked them, i’m sure anyone i follow involved with that did, so i’ll probably never see them again
Grey Them Pronouns (@greythempronouns.bsky.social) reposted
Your government wants you dead, here's why you should still buy a diamond for the woman you barely tolerate
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
did you see the angry zootopia fan a while back?
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
any claim to a soul espn could have made died with stuart scott, full stop.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
live laugh lobotomy
Tiffy Clyro (@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social) reposted
Einstein said its all relative, and by that he meant it's not a glory hole until you stick your dick in it.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
*penis
SAJAN (@planetsmudge.bsky.social) reposted
apparently people are drawing wattos, here's one from like 7 years ago
Gnomon Chronicles (@gnomonchronicles.bsky.social) reposted
#GnomonPharma
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
was just on my way to do the same
Anthony Moser (@anthonymoser.com) reposted
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
probably should learn computers before doing computers. me, i never learned computers. but that’s what makes me such a great janitor.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Men will do anything ✨but go to therapy✨
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ (@steamymac.bsky.social) reposted
HANDS OFF MY CRACK PIPE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT’S BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
Stooge McFuck
Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 (@stev.bsky.social) reposted
We all know someone who says some classic things
Durand Durand1966 (@poptrash1966.bsky.social) reposted
LIVE IN BRITAIN! WE WILL BANG YOU FOR 70%!!! CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE!!! Connery! Caine! Stewart! Jones! & Humperdick left the UK.. to avoid 70%.... Then they came back... AMAZING WHAT YOU WILL DO FOR A KNIGHTHOOD!! 😂 America doesn't have that.... Which is WHY YOU CAYMAN!
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
hi
raindro (@raindro.bsky.social) reposted
get your hands off her kelce you barbarian
Mamdani DiFranco (@jacobclifton.com) reposted
Not to be competitive, but I'm getting engaged to Gronk
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
it’d be a puppet porno parody prank program
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
would u be interested in a pornographic parody of Crank Yankers called Pud Pullers?
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
gronk is this tru?
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
shoot, i coulda told u that
Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 (@stev.bsky.social) reposted
i'd make a good bird imo
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
enough for everyone on earth to have 50, more or less
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
i mean, what would *you* do with a trillion dollars…😵💫
✨💕bossy💕✨ (@princessofbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine being in the club in 2008 and the dj drops “Apple bottom jeans” and u actually have apple bottom jeans on. It’s not fucking fair
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a new Low
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
so [the fuck] what?
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)
the early burger gets fkn murdered
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
aww 😔
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
farting defiantly
famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted
“we have to go back” good news i have a time machine. i’ll send you to the 1950s where you’ll be shunned for being a Pervert
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
whoa nelly
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
I feel like it’s harder to explain why it ain’t no fun if the homey can’t have none than it is to explain why lesbians can be parents.
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
long beach is currently 44
Soapy (@soapy2019.bsky.social) reposted
Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
LA in da house ☝️
Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent
they got that dog innem
Donkey BOO! tay 💩 (@donkee.bsky.social) reposted
“speaking truth to power” I whisper as I anonymously fax ass pics to my congressional representatives each day
Wonder Kitten (@wonderkitten.bsky.social) reposted
His name is Bugs Bunny but he is not made of bugs
Shin MikeZilla Minus One (#15584) 📽️🤦♂️✅ (@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social) reposted
You’d think they’d pay more attention to the plastic wrapping on a product called “Little Smiles”