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Dook of URL

@dookofurl.bsky.social

Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k

created April 13, 2023

3,883 followers 1,613 following 7,234 posts

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Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

good gravy

2/9/2025, 8:03:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

oh right, it’s tuesday!

2/9/2025, 7:53:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

kinda love how if i like a post then reply, my like seems to disappear, creating a subtle subconscious panic response. it’s like a pickleback for the dopamine hit

2/9/2025, 7:50:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

gnar, dude

2/9/2025, 7:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jana H-S (they/she) (@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social) reposted

people with the power to do so are trying to replace the government with literally illiterate, innumerate chatbots trained on the most racist parts of the internet and instructed to be more racist than that, and you are defending them because you're proud of yourself for knowing what a tokenizer is

2/9/2025, 2:50:40 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

guess i was wrong. i mean, free money? in this economy?!

2/9/2025, 7:34:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

so…you gonna follow back?

2/9/2025, 7:28:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

they dropped in here for a minute post 2024 election and were summarily ratioed and bullied off, or maybe i blocked them? either way, the ratios were 🔥

2/9/2025, 6:19:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

my teeth are grinding now, thanks

2/9/2025, 5:35:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

mysterious, lol

2/9/2025, 5:23:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thanks For Sharing, Jerk (@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social) reposted

It’s 2030, your daughter has an AI-powered robot as a math tutor, it cannot do math, it is also very racist

2/9/2025, 5:20:22 PM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

buckle up, big daddy

2/9/2025, 5:20:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesus and Butthead (@jesus-and-butthead.bsky.social) reposted

Oreo supply chain has been disrupted. Panic! At Nabisco

2/9/2025, 5:00:06 PM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

putting in a guess under the wire: he’s announcing stimulus checks to claim success on tariffs

2/9/2025, 4:56:44 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

still fun n games, just different prizes

2/9/2025, 3:40:26 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

Tradwife stuff all fun n games until the trad milkman starts showing back up to the crib during them single income household hours

2/9/2025, 3:38:17 PM | 188 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

oh, he broke the law? yeah, WE KNOW! FKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! apple.news/A6cV87xH-QAm...

2/9/2025, 3:31:52 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jana H-S (they/she) (@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social) reposted

one of my spicier literary takes is that it doesn't actually matter how much a writer Reads. Reading A Lot is how they train llms. go look at the ocean or something. get in a fistfight. have gay sex

11/2/2025, 6:26:41 PM | 49 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

go for the trifecta in one day & you’re basically hemingway

2/9/2025, 3:21:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

i read about this from ppl on here all day, and this is the only online article i’ve seen about it, and…wow

from entertainment weekly: Former 'Masked Singer' contestant Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in car crash A car containing the reality contestant and former mayor of New York City was struck from behind on the I-93 near Manchester, N.H., police say. By Ryan Coleman Published on August 31, 2025 photo of giuliani looking like he does in a white suit and gold necktie
2/9/2025, 1:59:11 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

every day is emotional labor day

1/9/2025, 10:28:40 PM | 21 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture susan (@susandixon.bsky.social) reposted

felt productive, might delay later

1/9/2025, 6:31:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

felt lugubrious, might delight later

1/9/2025, 6:22:22 PM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

big ups to Cam Newton, never the same fit twice

master of disguise Cam Newton appears to speak on the stephen a smith show. he is wearing purple lensed sunglasses, a collarless jacket with leather sleeves and blue tablecloth chest, opened with v-neck white t shirt underneath & thin khaki sweater tied around his neck like an actual tie. he is wearing a fedora that appears to have his dreadlocks coming through the top.
1/9/2025, 6:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

happy labor day! who wants to play pee knuckle with grandpa?

1/9/2025, 5:51:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture raindro (@raindro.bsky.social) reposted

Pronounces Hawaii like the start of that one Disturbed song

24/8/2024, 4:26:39 PM | 207 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

simpsons meme, bart looks dejected, text reads: MORE HARM HAS BEEN DONE BY BAD APPLICATIONS OF PLAIN OLD STATISTICS THAN LLMS. homer comforting, says the same thing, but adds “so FAR”
1/9/2025, 4:50:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

halpaa viihdettä? siellä minä asun, hölmö

1/9/2025, 4:46:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

you should do it

1/9/2025, 4:44:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe you can build the feed you want to see, idk

1/9/2025, 4:39:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

mfw titties

1/9/2025, 4:35:13 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gluggaveður cock (@lscrapl.bsky.social) reposted

y'all are so sweet i forgot what i came here to say, oh wait i remember, ppl are terrible

1/9/2025, 4:28:39 PM | 23 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture d.ly (@dly.bsky.social) reposted

what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?

30/8/2025, 4:35:50 PM | 1501 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted

Lisa pulling bart in a tiny pulley cart She's screaming Mom, dad, Bluesky's dead! Homer & marge both gasping Bart jumps up saying THAT'S RIGHT--DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS!
27/5/2025, 2:11:25 AM | 3916 1023 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

ypu asked for nutcases, you pompous dick. here we are.

1/9/2025, 4:26:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe it would help your case to come out against the inherent problems with gen ai that is causing this reaction instead of an expert “well, actually” take.

1/9/2025, 4:24:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

cool, the article actually talks about the impending collapse of the economic bubble the LLM companies are creating by burning through mountains of cash for meager, if any returns

1/9/2025, 4:21:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! (@guilhernunes.bsky.social) reposted

Psyduck is sad because no one came to his birthday party.

Painting of the Pokémon Psyduck, which is a chubby yellow platypus. He is crying in front of a birthday cake.
1/9/2025, 2:36:09 PM | 193 44 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

but, more to your point… bsky.app/profile/anth...

1/9/2025, 4:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

hey, check this out bsky.app/profile/edzi...

1/9/2025, 4:12:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

in which i complete the bluesky prophecy and solicit sex work from a gender nonconforming cyberpunk cryptid behind a bouncy house after an evening of cruelty-free dumpster diving

1/9/2025, 5:35:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day Weekend folks

image
1/9/2025, 1:15:21 AM | 966 163 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

we know this *now*

29/8/2025, 9:48:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

Lucy & the turd in her pocket

29/8/2025, 9:41:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

you too! 🤘😎

29/8/2025, 9:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

cool! i’m heading out after work to see the offspring

29/8/2025, 9:32:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Weird Al Gore Vidal Sassoon (@lyfaulk.bsky.social) reposted

I’m so honored to announce that I have been nominated for a BOTN award by @epistemiclit.bsky.social for my micro Pig Flu. Very grateful 🥹

29/8/2025, 7:22:25 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

say hi to punk rock bill paxton for me

29/8/2025, 5:27:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

idek if i blocked them, i’m sure anyone i follow involved with that did, so i’ll probably never see them again

29/8/2025, 5:11:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grey Them Pronouns (@greythempronouns.bsky.social) reposted

Your government wants you dead, here's why you should still buy a diamond for the woman you barely tolerate

29/8/2025, 5:03:59 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bree 💀 🌿✨ (@breebird33.bsky.social) reposted

[walks in fashionably late with a matcha latte]

gray scale sketch Watto from Star Wars with luscious Fabio hair
29/8/2025, 2:03:39 PM | 1019 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

did you see the angry zootopia fan a while back?

29/8/2025, 5:03:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

any claim to a soul espn could have made died with stuart scott, full stop.

29/8/2025, 5:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

live laugh lobotomy

29/8/2025, 4:52:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tiffy Clyro (@thehumanstrobe.bsky.social) reposted

Einstein said its all relative, and by that he meant it's not a glory hole until you stick your dick in it.

28/8/2025, 4:03:52 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

*penis

29/8/2025, 4:29:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SAJAN (@planetsmudge.bsky.social) reposted

apparently people are drawing wattos, here's one from like 7 years ago

sketchbook drawing, captioned Stars Wars the VR FUCKGAME. Watto is lying on the bed looking at the viewer with slight outrage saying
29/8/2025, 3:42:36 PM | 410 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gnomon Chronicles (@gnomonchronicles.bsky.social) reposted

#GnomonPharma

27/8/2025, 9:35:43 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

was just on my way to do the same

27/8/2025, 8:51:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony Moser (@anthonymoser.com) reposted

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

27/8/2025, 5:04:36 PM | 3007 1143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

probably should learn computers before doing computers. me, i never learned computers. but that’s what makes me such a great janitor.

27/8/2025, 8:36:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted

Men will do anything ✨but go to therapy✨

27/8/2025, 1:45:39 PM | 125 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

who wore it better?

faceless bimbo robot with blonde wig staring directly into the camera, full range of teeth exposed same faceless robot without wig, lipless mouth agape, cartoonishly haunting eyes
27/8/2025, 1:56:57 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ (@steamymac.bsky.social) reposted

HANDS OFF MY CRACK PIPE, MOTHERFUCKER, THAT’S BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!

25/8/2025, 10:25:13 PM | 119 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

Stooge McFuck

26/8/2025, 8:25:03 PM | 8 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 (@stev.bsky.social) reposted

We all know someone who says some classic things

26/8/2025, 8:19:31 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Durand Durand1966 (@poptrash1966.bsky.social) reposted

LIVE IN BRITAIN! WE WILL BANG YOU FOR 70%!!! CHEAP AT HALF THE PRICE!!! Connery! Caine! Stewart! Jones! & Humperdick left the UK.. to avoid 70%.... Then they came back... AMAZING WHAT YOU WILL DO FOR A KNIGHTHOOD!! 😂 America doesn't have that.... Which is WHY YOU CAYMAN!

26/8/2025, 8:02:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ (@amandabf.bsky.social) reposted

A photo of sandstone cliffs covered in scrub brush and yucca against a blue sky with white clouds. Text overlay reads You are enough. We don't need more of you.
26/8/2025, 7:13:14 PM | 72 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

hi

26/8/2025, 7:23:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture raindro (@raindro.bsky.social) reposted

get your hands off her kelce you barbarian

26/8/2025, 7:13:59 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mamdani DiFranco (@jacobclifton.com) reposted

Not to be competitive, but I'm getting engaged to Gronk

26/8/2025, 6:55:52 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

crispin glover as young george mcfly in back to the future, telling biff to “get your damn hands off her (lorraine)”
26/8/2025, 7:16:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

it’d be a puppet porno parody prank program

26/8/2025, 7:12:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

would u be interested in a pornographic parody of Crank Yankers called Pud Pullers?

26/8/2025, 7:11:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Czech Hunter Biden (@conkrete.bsky.social) reposted

Lol America full of moldy dong

Screencapture of a recall page showing ding dongs from hostess being recalled in every state
26/8/2025, 6:47:58 PM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

gronk is this tru?

26/8/2025, 7:00:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

shoot, i coulda told u that

26/8/2025, 6:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 (@stev.bsky.social) reposted

i'd make a good bird imo

26/8/2025, 6:25:23 PM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

enough for everyone on earth to have 50, more or less

26/8/2025, 6:58:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

i mean, what would *you* do with a trillion dollars…😵‍💫

26/8/2025, 6:43:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨💕bossy💕✨ (@princessofbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine being in the club in 2008 and the dj drops “Apple bottom jeans” and u actually have apple bottom jeans on. It’s not fucking fair

26/8/2025, 5:13:15 PM | 36 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

this is a new Low

26/8/2025, 5:30:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

so [the fuck] what?

26/8/2025, 5:19:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social)

the early burger gets fkn murdered

26/8/2025, 5:15:44 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

aww 😔

26/8/2025, 3:54:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted

Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached

a cat’s head pops out from the sound hole of an unstrung acoustic guitar
26/8/2025, 1:08:50 PM | 1159 227 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

farting defiantly

26/8/2025, 3:21:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture famous bog body (@bogbird.bsky.social) reposted

“we have to go back” good news i have a time machine. i’ll send you to the 1950s where you’ll be shunned for being a Pervert

26/8/2025, 2:40:18 AM | 127 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

whoa nelly

25/8/2025, 5:54:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

sound fx trivia answer

punchline to krusty the klown’s 10 year old birthday card, buxom woman in bikini smiling, posing with chest forward. text reads “so how about a nice pair of bongos?”
25/8/2025, 5:44:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like it’s harder to explain why it ain’t no fun if the homey can’t have none than it is to explain why lesbians can be parents.

24/8/2025, 9:06:27 PM | 144 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

long beach is currently 44

24/8/2025, 9:49:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Soapy (@soapy2019.bsky.social) reposted

Thomas Deininger uses plastic waste to create sculptures,or should I say,works of Genius!!!!!!

23/8/2025, 4:41:12 AM | 6982 1892 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

LA in da house ☝️

23/8/2025, 7:52:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

they got that dog innem

23/8/2025, 3:52:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Donkey BOO! tay 💩 (@donkee.bsky.social) reposted

“speaking truth to power” I whisper as I anonymously fax ass pics to my congressional representatives each day

24/4/2024, 7:53:57 PM | 61 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wonder Kitten (@wonderkitten.bsky.social) reposted

His name is Bugs Bunny but he is not made of bugs

23/8/2025, 3:24:21 PM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shin MikeZilla Minus One (#15584) 📽️🤦‍♂️✅ (@mikeymcfilms.bsky.social) reposted

You’d think they’d pay more attention to the plastic wrapping on a product called “Little Smiles”

packaging on little smiles nappies is twisted around so that the smiling kid's face is on the corner and absolutely terrifying
23/8/2025, 3:27:24 PM | 29 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dook of URL (@dookofurl.bsky.social) reply parent

ho-ratiOOOOooo!

Ufiix @ufiix.bsky.social But manifest destiny WAS genocide 1 comment 12 reposts 920 likes Eric Owens @ericowens.bsky.social Manifest destiny was not genocide. Sorry. August 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM 1 repost 191 quotes 8 likes
23/8/2025, 8:08:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture luke steuber (@lukesteuber.com) reposted

Thicc parking only

A misdrawn accessible parking symbol painted on the ground shows a stick figure with an oversized circular body and a small circle head, making the figure look awkwardly disproportionate.
21/8/2025, 5:34:57 PM | 253 39 | View on Bluesky | view