I heard Ted Cruz pisses his pants because he likes that warm wet feeling on his legs. That's just what I heard.
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I heard Ted Cruz pisses his pants because he likes that warm wet feeling on his legs. That's just what I heard.
This is a mood.
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He's certainly dead to me.
Gavin Newsom is a ghoul. Unfortunately he's a little less ghoulish than the MAGA ghouls so people don't recognize his ghouslishness.
How many children need to die, in this country, and abroad by our weapons, before we address the fundamental issues with our society? My guess is it'll be at least one more, as always. We're broken.
Can we also bury all his sycophants with him like the pharaohs and remove all their names and images too?
Yo!
Read this twice @corybooker.com
Sometimes I put it on when I just need a mood booster. It asks a very specific question. That question is, "Do you really want to taste it?" 🤣
The S2 one is still good but not as “must watch every time” as S1, IMO The S1 Intro was lightning in a bottle
I’m going to make this a video at some point but I’m saying this here and being done because it’s honestly just angering and scaring and frustrating me.
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one photograph of tiny painted painted toy soldiers to convince people to follow you!
Here, fixed it.
Slavery IS bad. (Slavery is still alive and well globally and domestically. We just call it something else now.)
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the One Ring:
“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters.” — Antonio Gramsci
I will track it down.
That movie has a magic to it I cannot explain.
It is beyond belief that the main issues that Trump won on in 2016 were: 1) adherence to infosec protocols 2) economic populism 3) anti-corruption 4) savior of sex trafficked kids My god what a fucking failure of information and fact finding
It's for being racist. They are just finding whatever brown people they can, no matter status, and disappearing them without due process. Aka Nazi Shit.
It's simple. Nazi shit is happening.
Went to the Moon twice, flew in space 4 times, commanded Apollo 13 - Jim Lovell has died at 97. A superb, humble and inspiring man. Rest in peace.
Fucking bonkers. Meta has too much power. This is sketch as hell.
The island man, his best friend and the girlfriend that is lying. youtube.com/shorts/oZ6UQ...
I also love waffles
I feel like "Right there. Over the rainbow" would be a very different song.
Right now, it's THE test.
Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
I want to do that too! And use it to light a pipe, even though I haven't touched my tobacco pipes since I quit cigarettes! I'll make an exception for this.
Better question: who needs a Republican Party? The Dems are conservative enough. Abolish the American Nazi Party and replace it with an ACTUAL left wing party. Or better yet, bring about ranked choice and/or a parliamentary system so the people are actually represented...
Unfortunately, the gift was wasted because he can't read.
Blue Ghost's view of the moon at 100km altitude. -Credits: NASA
HEALTH!
Superman was great. No notes. It's refreshing when you have a director/screen writer who actually understands the assignment. #superman2025
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
The only good nazi is a dead Nazi. Rest in piss. www.newsweek.com/heritage-fou...
Man kann arschloch und Sexmonster zugleich sein...
Die Antwort ist absolut ja.
ALL. OF. THIS. Everyone should take the time to watch this. Doubly so if you've ever been someone who has said, "The government should be run like a business".
Got damn
Dems spent the post-election period going “how to we win back white men?” And then Mamdani won big with white men without compromising any position and they decided that sucks actually
Hot damn.
The only thing I have to say this independence day:
Maybe lock them in a tent in the everglades in July.
This country is fundamentally broken.
Gorgeous as always brother. I miss sharing with y'all.
Got me.
I said sapient. 🤣
Bro same. I am a sapient pile of dust.
I'm so tired of being so furious, frightened, and depressed. Greatest nation in the world my ass.
The Republicans have made it clear that the constitution does not apply. The Democrats have made it clear they're not going to do a damn thing about it.
Fuck yeah
I will be finishing props for a D&D combat encounter and maybe finishing Baldur's Gate 3
The Republicans have made it clear that the constitution does not apply. The Democrats have made it clear they're not going to do a damn thing about it.
Currently my feelings can be described as "overwhelmed by the shit storm of fascism."
This doesn’t work though. Dukat actually cared about his kid.
You’ve got mail
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
My old ass is feeling some 2003 deja vu.
Nothing is off the table for this regime. Armed and masked men are kidnapping people off American streets. We are living in a lawless and scary country.
It's about godsdamned time.
Israel is no one's ally.
Or maybe in a plane crash with Vance, Johnson, RFK jr, the whole cabinet, and Peter Theil on board.
Congrats lady! My only complaint is that I'm no longer going to be able to snoop your paint rack! 🤣
In 30 days, LGBTQ+ youth will lose the life-saving suicide hotline—a program that’s supported over 1.3 million young people. When folks are in crisis, this admin chooses cruelty over care—every time. But this is the party of “family values,” right?
has that dude had his little birthday boy tank man parade yet? it’s hard to tell because the only thing the news is showing right now is how much people around the country hate him
Apologies. Source unknown.
Pepperage Farm remembers.
Get Your Riot Gear - Five Iron Frenzy; 1998 For no reason at all. No reason.
Regulation porn stache is a euphemism for Hitler stache. Don't let them lie to you.
Nice traitor mustache, traitor.
I have been! #endthetrumpregime
A SITTING U.S. SENATOR FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM KRISTI NOEM'S PRESS CONFERENCE AND HANDCUFFED ON THE GROUND. The alarms are going off. This administration is silencing people.
Love her and you.
You're only as post-crop top as you feel.
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
A friend just asked me what I do to stay hopeful and I told him one of my favorite strategies…I stay hopeful by remembering that no one has any idea what the fuck is going to happen, so as long as we don’t know, we gotta do what we can.
Donald Trump thinks of himself as Darth Vader when he's really Dark Helmet. #spaceballsthepresidency
Constantly.
It's not stage-setting though. Authoritarianism is here so long as there is no threat of impeachment convictions...
This is what happens when you play pat-a-cake with nazis, Gavin.
The US is a full fledged Nazi regime: trafficking people without due process, stripping citizens status, sending people to foreign gulags, silencing journalists, and now, deploying military against citizens. But we should still be trying to find common ground with republicans, huh? Fuck off.
It's so weird when people can't tell they're the villains in the story. People wake up like "doo da doo time to put on my ski mask and cover my badge number like a hero would." "I'm not wrong, it's the crying family I'm tearing apart that is the problem."
First they illegally deport citizens. Then they unleash ICE to terrorize communities. Now they’ve got the National Guard in L.A. to silence protestors. This ain’t about law and order. This is what authoritarianism looks like.
More relevant than ever
Accountability is my love language
The messiest inevitable breakup explodes across everyone’s feed in real time.
8 months too late to have had a life experience. I can only dream what I might have been like to be born in 1982 from my plain white void of a birthdate in 1983.
🚨 URGENT: CHICAGO ORGANIZER DETAINED BY ICE, SHOW UP NOW!!! 🚨 A longtime organizer in our Chicago community has just been detained by ICE. And she’s not alone, demonstrators outside have seen 3 people shackled in chains. 📍 GET TO 1930 Beach St., Broadview, IL RIGHT NOW.
They shattered her car window. They cuffed her in front of her daughter. With no warrant. No charges. No evidence. No due process. We must demand Noemi’s release. #DisappearedInAmerica #AbductedByTrump
I used to want Trump impeached. I'm not as nice as I used to be.
WHAT?! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER LANA DEL RAYS 2012 MASTERPIECE BORN TO DIE!
That was me yesterday!
I've been in a constant state of justified panic attack since November. It's starting to have a very real effect on my physical health at this point.
