doomsmoker (just memes)

@doomsmoker.bsky.social

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created September 19, 2023

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doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

You have to go and die in Iran There seems to be a mistake. I have called Xi Jinping Winnie the Pooh thrice.

2/9/2025, 2:22:31 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Hey guys, I got this PS1 from my grandpa. Should I play it? I know there are a lot of uncs here so maybe you would know if it's good or not. >>82309393 (OP) >dudes grandpa was playing PS1 This is ragebait right? >>82309447 My grandpa is 58 and my dad is 38. He got the PS1 when my dad was 8, and my dad had me at 20, so I'm 18 now. My grandpa said he got the PS1 when it was released so he was 28 then.

2/9/2025, 1:13:18 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's sick as hell platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan

2/9/2025, 12:27:14 AM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

1/9/2025, 10:56:57 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

You wouldn't call them clankers, would you? no since they are humans I think this would be classified as

1/9/2025, 8:48:26 PM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

STOP DOING YURI Friendships VERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES YEARS OF shipping yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for imagining fictional women kissing Wanted to be lesbian anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called DATING

1/9/2025, 7:56:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Why dating is hard for guys? Arch users TempleOS Users Ubuntu/Pop! Os Users https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List of Linux distributions Mac Users Windows users

1/9/2025, 6:54:33 PM | 53 12 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

1/9/2025, 2:13:49 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I hate (linear narratives) My mind is a (hyperdimensional network)

1/9/2025, 12:44:33 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

fumbling an autistic girl is worse than dying why I love neurodivergent women

31/8/2025, 11:18:09 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

How rough she likes it Domestic violence Made with my wife's permission

31/8/2025, 9:25:14 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

IS YOUR VIDEO GAME GOOD DOES IT HAVE A FISHING MINIGAME YES - YOUR GAME IS GOOD NO - IT'S SHIT

31/8/2025, 7:07:33 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

The robbers who saw the trans flag in my window and think I'm an unarmed hippie Me with a sawed off 45-70

31/8/2025, 6:11:34 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

A game called Little Witch in the Woods delayed their release and posted this art:

31/8/2025, 5:14:04 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

BOYS SHE WASN'T GHOSTING ME SHE WAS JUST AT THE PSYCH WARD LET'S GOOOOOOO

31/8/2025, 2:29:10 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

You call it satanic

31/8/2025, 1:00:33 AM | 29 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Worry not, friends. Hoodie season is approaching.

31/8/2025, 12:11:31 AM | 36 7 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

this is how non binary people fight with their septum rings

30/8/2025, 11:23:13 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

NARCISSIST IN THE STREETS EXISTENTIALIST IN THE SHEETS *asuka evangelion* But what I hate the most is myself.

30/8/2025, 10:04:13 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

30/8/2025, 9:09:13 PM | 28 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

THE REASON PEOPLE SAY VINYL SOUNDS BETTER IS BECAUSE THE MUSIC WAS BETTER *SONIC Adventure REMIX*

30/8/2025, 8:08:53 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

30/8/2025, 7:26:14 PM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

He will be tested for his compressive strength

30/8/2025, 6:40:38 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

How was the sex? Mmm... Better than PREDATOR Yeah ok bitch You weren't a real predator fan anyways

30/8/2025, 5:52:37 PM | 40 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Leonardo Aquino (@leonardoaquino.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 6:59:21 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Leonardo Aquino (@leonardoaquino.bsky.social) reposted

HAS IT HAPPENED I NEED TO KNOW

30/8/2025, 5:26:27 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

In case you were wondering, me and MY husband can see you half naked smoking from that bong through your front window across the street. do i look cool?

30/8/2025, 1:07:46 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Polyamory life hack 1. Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue. 2. Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue. 3. Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue. With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!

30/8/2025, 12:20:42 AM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

RIP Andy Warhol your lazy ass would have used Al to make everything

29/8/2025, 11:05:40 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

ROBOT WOMEN PAST THEIR WARRANTY

29/8/2025, 10:20:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Cool England fact! It sucks

29/8/2025, 9:27:58 PM | 97 18 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

That one friend that's too into medieval pussy iconography

29/8/2025, 6:46:42 PM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

29/8/2025, 2:32:33 AM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Therapist: and how does that make you feel?

29/8/2025, 1:42:01 AM | 33 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

First look at Caesar's Legion in Fallout Season 2

29/8/2025, 12:00:32 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Alien: Earth is pretty good but I'm not sure about those music choices. [LIMP BIZKIT Nookie ]

28/8/2025, 11:13:19 PM | 24 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

playing my silly little computer games getting called silly little slurs

28/8/2025, 8:16:39 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

can't even knock on wood these days. that's why it's all going bad.

28/8/2025, 7:20:04 PM | 71 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:13:32 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:11:55 AM | 24 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 1:25:45 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

some dumbass *already perfect music* Slowed + Reverb

27/8/2025, 11:15:32 PM | 14 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

School of Rock but Dewey is really into weird industrial experimental metal instead of classic rock and shows the kids like Throbbing Gristle and Mr Bungle and shit and the battle of the bands is a disaster and they do arrest him at the end

27/8/2025, 9:26:12 PM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

27/8/2025, 8:18:30 PM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

one hole per beverage unholy drink cloaca

27/8/2025, 2:59:29 AM | 46 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife. Not only that, mmm but Innb, largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human

27/8/2025, 2:15:18 AM | 15 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

27/8/2025, 12:00:00 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I MAY NOT BE ATTRACTIVE OR FUNNY, OR INTELLIGENT, OR MENTALLY STABLE

26/8/2025, 10:57:44 PM | 21 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 10:00:08 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

26/8/2025, 9:00:04 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

small car

26/8/2025, 8:02:32 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

White boys make a 3 pointer 🏀 And Say Dumb Shit like

26/8/2025, 7:01:20 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

26/8/2025, 2:55:10 AM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

you have been visited by the jazz wizards share this to receive a lifetime of groovy tunes

26/8/2025, 1:54:49 AM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

wtf this is the last time I buy an annotated book on ebay

26/8/2025, 12:40:19 AM | 19 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

just a quick reminder that mental is hocus health not pocus

25/8/2025, 11:52:29 PM | 55 9 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

2025 is a bad year for metalheads, RIP Brent Ozzy, this and Megadeth retiring too? Just... fuck me, man :( Plus Lars. What's up with Lars? Still drumming

25/8/2025, 10:10:11 PM | 35 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

gaslighting me doesn't work because I already don't trust my memory and I don't care what actually happened

25/8/2025, 9:15:58 PM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

25/8/2025, 8:33:24 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS DO A GOOD DEED PER DAY SO YOU CAN SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY SINNING

25/8/2025, 7:17:24 PM | 17 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

The 30 year old Commer Radio never set to low power never will be Battery lasts 43 seconds When transmitting at night, the Auora Borealis can be seen in the sky Violating radio interference laws in countries he's not even in Antenna can be seen to glow in the visible light spectrum Has never once heard the phrase

25/8/2025, 6:13:07 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

BE A STRONG, PRESENT, MORAL FATHER SO IN THE FUTURE YOUR SON WILL LOOK LIKE THIS: AND LIKE THIS: this message brought you by the league of slavic fembovs

25/8/2025, 5:18:58 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

*google search* was 1995 30 years ago Al Overview No, 1995 was not 30 years ago. If today is July 25, 2025, then 30 years ago would be 1995. So, yes, 1995 was 30 years ago.

25/8/2025, 4:06:07 PM | 82 25 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

WHAT'S YOUR OPΙΝΙΟΝ ΟΝ BODY HORROR ? AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, ALL HAVING A BODY IS HORROR

25/8/2025, 2:15:36 AM | 76 25 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I DONT CARE WHAT THE HOA SAYS THE FALLOUT 4 TURRET IS STAYING IN THE YARD

25/8/2025, 1:12:57 AM | 28 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

They don't want you to know the truth.

24/8/2025, 10:46:21 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I WANT FLESH GAMES WITH EVIL GRAPHICS MADE BY GHOULS WHO ARE SCREAMING AND I'M DRACULA, BABEY!

24/8/2025, 9:28:33 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

*shinji* I think I'm bi *rei* Which one? *shinji* wdym *rei* bisexual? bilingual? bipolar? *asuka* I know A bitch

24/8/2025, 7:51:18 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE IMPERIUM TWO YEARS AGO I BUILT THIS WITH MY OWN HANDS I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT WORKS IT'S ETERNALLY IN A STATE OF DECLINE, BUT I KEEP DUCT TAPING NEW ADDITIONS TO THE FACTORY TO KEEP IT FUNCTIONABLE

24/8/2025, 6:20:29 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

My deepest toyota corollances

24/8/2025, 5:25:14 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

24/8/2025, 2:39:26 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Nobody: Aerodynamics of a cat:

24/8/2025, 12:12:00 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Mom, can we please watch Hellraiser in space? *hellraiser bloodline* No, we have Hellraiser in space at home *event horizon*

23/8/2025, 11:23:19 PM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

CERTIFIED SEMEN DEMON goodwill bringing the heat 🔥

23/8/2025, 10:03:01 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

MOM DAD silksong IN FORTNITE THATS RIGHT! two weeks A fortnight is a unit of time equal to 14 days (two weeks). The word derives

23/8/2025, 9:02:20 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY IS READING

23/8/2025, 8:19:29 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Ah, sleep music. I sure am tired.

23/8/2025, 6:58:21 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

REPOST TO MAKE SILKSONG COST AN ADDITIONAL $10

23/8/2025, 5:20:57 PM | 40 38 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Reminder go bother your creatures

23/8/2025, 3:05:01 AM | 36 8 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

hmm today i will browse the internet in 2025 clueless

23/8/2025, 1:42:24 AM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Please wait U kunt hier wachte

23/8/2025, 12:07:00 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Boomers Gen Z Gen Alpha Millennials coming to fix the computer

22/8/2025, 11:04:39 PM | 42 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

He is back in stock

22/8/2025, 9:51:49 PM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, youre competing with President of United States for girls your age 💀💀

22/8/2025, 8:54:18 PM | 20 5 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

22/8/2025, 7:57:09 PM | 20 4 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Technically speaking, the concept of OnlyFans where you take pictures of yourself and sell them to support yourself was created by Spider-Man.

22/8/2025, 6:52:34 PM | 44 14 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Are the benefits of drinking lots of water overhyped? All I've been hearing: Less brain fog more energy clearer skin What I've been experiencing: pee

22/8/2025, 5:43:47 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I can't wait for society to collapse so MY ideology can rise from the ashes!

22/8/2025, 4:56:03 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

i have a guy in my dms that periodically checks in to see if im still in a relationship Occasional relationship check locked in soul crushing per usual ty

22/8/2025, 3:11:37 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

SIGNS OF A STROKE TWISTED MOUTH ARM PARALYSIS INCOHERENT SPEECH

22/8/2025, 1:45:46 AM | 41 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

Chill out biggie its not for you 😭

22/8/2025, 12:13:19 AM | 21 2 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

January Spiritual warfare August

21/8/2025, 10:58:59 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

I only date guys with bedframes

21/8/2025, 10:01:12 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

TIL Parasite (parasitus) was an accepted role in Roman society, in which a person could live off the hospitality of others, in return for

21/8/2025, 8:39:07 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

low key fell off

21/8/2025, 7:30:31 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

21/8/2025, 6:44:14 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Leonardo Aquino (@leonardoaquino.bsky.social) reposted

R.I.P. Brent. Your spirit flies.

21/8/2025, 5:50:29 PM | 18 9 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

everything will prob be okay but i gotta freak out first

21/8/2025, 3:10:02 AM | 35 10 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT DOESN'T WORK very good

21/8/2025, 2:13:10 AM | 25 7 | View on Bluesky | view

doomsmoker (just memes) (@doomsmoker.bsky.social)

*okbuddychicanery subreddit* Why didn't Walter give all his money to Israel? Is he anti-semitic? In Felina (S5E16), Walter decides to give all of his money to his family when he could've asked Gretchen and Elliot to give his money to Israel like any reasonable person would do, why? Israel deserved the money more than his family

21/8/2025, 1:17:06 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view