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Alice Kahuna

@dorisstokes.bsky.social

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created February 23, 2024

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Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard this came to be the standard because before there was hot water plumbed in, there was only a cold tap - on the right as more people are right handed.

20/9/2025, 7:58:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see

13/9/2025, 7:31:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent work. No pupil in the eye ?

13/9/2025, 7:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct

10/9/2025, 10:32:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.compassonline.org.uk/labour-apart...

10/9/2025, 8:02:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Fancy ground stuff' 😄 Ooh la di dah

7/9/2025, 1:02:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Incorrect

6/9/2025, 9:59:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Eh ?

5/9/2025, 11:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

5/9/2025, 10:18:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Whassa difference to anyone ? Win win in my view.

22/8/2025, 6:23:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

That's pretty funny Dave

8/8/2025, 7:52:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Same with Marina

31/7/2025, 1:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

use the search bar at the top. Type before:YYYY/MM/DD where you replace YYYY/MM/DD with the desired date. click the checkbox at the top left to select all If you want to delete more than the 50 emails shown on the first page, click on the option that says "Select all conversations in Primary"

12/7/2025, 9:28:41 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

What if someone pebble dash sprays 'your' seat in shite ? As per.

12/7/2025, 5:13:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't park there mate.

2/7/2025, 7:44:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Alright, pipe down Bono.

29/6/2025, 6:22:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Bollocks

26/6/2025, 7:59:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

15/6/2025, 8:12:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Woman Reg.

12/6/2025, 10:23:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Pooniversity Challenge, Nine O'clock Poos, The Golden Shit, Pant and Dicks Takeaway, Bumseye , Search for a Starfish , The Icks Factor ..... not by a long chalk.

10/6/2025, 6:54:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

If you think current conditions are only 2 dimensions, you've failed already.

14/5/2025, 7:09:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the most depressing thing I've read all day, and it has a lot of competition.

14/4/2025, 10:47:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn't everyone?

11/4/2025, 10:26:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Newpipe is a free YouTube client which removes the ads.

5/4/2025, 9:09:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, it's obvious.

31/3/2025, 3:34:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

My car has auto engine shut off. It starts itself if I take my foot off the brake pedal, so brake pedal is depressed AND the handbrake is on if stopped for longer than 2 seconds, as drilled into me when I was taught to drive.

28/3/2025, 1:29:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

It's 'contest' that's the problem, implying the fesser is making whale noises to compete. Replace with 'rating system' & it starts to make sense ... not much, but some.

27/3/2025, 7:08:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

It helps to be able to lick one's own arse.

19/3/2025, 8:01:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

'Oo ?

4/1/2025, 10:17:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Reddit. Groups on there explain endings of shizzle.

26/10/2024, 9:25:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct use of 6 music, well done.

2/10/2024, 9:29:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Thìs

15/9/2024, 2:26:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

We must have all the wasps then.

12/9/2024, 1:54:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

* Fake blood

16/8/2024, 11:56:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Shhh, no-one knows.

8/8/2024, 2:11:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not ?

19/4/2024, 9:29:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Duhrr

19/4/2024, 9:24:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Rip them in two in a lined up stack. One move, no rippage and it's fun.

6/4/2024, 3:23:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Correct. Death is no barrier to sisterhood.

5/4/2024, 5:27:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Standard.

28/3/2024, 8:52:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you successfully manage to mix out the incessant BBC sounds idents?

26/3/2024, 9:51:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a Turkish Angora

15/3/2024, 11:24:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

Alright 1984

15/3/2024, 11:23:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alice Kahuna (@dorisstokes.bsky.social) reply parent

If your Electric vehicle is so eco, attach electrodes from the battery to your nipples.

15/3/2024, 11:19:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view