I've watched Jamie Raskin obliterate Nigel Far(Right)age multiple times now and it just gets better each time. This needs to be blasted out on a loudspeaker and projected onto buildings everywhere Nigel goes.
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I've watched Jamie Raskin obliterate Nigel Far(Right)age multiple times now and it just gets better each time. This needs to be blasted out on a loudspeaker and projected onto buildings everywhere Nigel goes.
Do I tip it?
Im off to a Japanrse restaurant this evening. Apparently it has robot waiters. Can anyone give me any advice on whether I should tip a robot or not?
I think it would be pretty powerful for people to tell Vance and all the other politicians who call for thoughts and prayers that we are gonna start praying for him and his colleagues to fix the problem. Name him in prayer, let him know you're invoking his name in your prayers!
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How about studying how giving people such easy access to guns might have something to do with the amount of violent deaths caused by guns.
iI looks like the bruising my mum used to get from having cannulas injected into her. If it is maybe his Doctors should try sticking it in his ear as he healed pretty damn quick when he was hit there.
This! "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now," said Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. "These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church."
I'm pretty sure no-one would be complaining if incriminating pics and vids were redacted to both comply with child abuse laws and to protect the victims. What people want to know is exactly who is culpable in all this and for them to face justice.
Underaged woman? Don't you mean a CHILD?
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I'd like to know how Putin is privy to such info about the American Elections and why Trump believed him when he said it.
#RoyalMail thanking me repeatedly for the kindness and consideration I'm supposedly showing for being on hold (15 mins now after being told my call will be answered in 5). My kindness and consideration levels are depleting rapidly.
Just found this in my FB memories from 2017 and thought it could do with dusting off again. #ThePoke www.thepoke.com/2017/08/15/p...
With all the Foreign Embassies, Diplomats and staff based in Washington DC surely it's only a matter of time before ICE seriously fuck up by snatching someone and sparking an international diplomatic incident.
Has anyone told him who Lenin is? Does he know that he was instrumental in creating the Communist USSR? 😂🤣🤣
I don't do X anymore. Just wondering if Clarkson has told the A Level kids today to keep their chin up?
Last year I spent a couple of days in #DC. I used the metro walked all around the city, visited bars, restaurants, monuments and museums. Not once did i feel unsafe, or think the city was dirty or unfriendly. I Dunno what Trumps problem is. Do you think it has something to do with the #EpsteinFiles?
Absolutely loving BBC 6 Music today. 90s Dance music all day. It's just banger after banger! It's thrown me right back to my late teens/20s 😍
I usually have nothing but contempt for rubberneckers urging people with obvious mental problems in this position to jump. But not today 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe she just couldn't let the WH BJ thing go🤣🤣🤣
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My mates a roofer. Nice bloke, but he looks down on everyone. #DadJokes
I'm not usually a fan of the British gutter press and the way they relentlessly go after celebrities, public figures and politicians for salacious stories to print in their papers, but.... Trump's on his way here. #EpsteinList
My biggest take from that Coldplay kiss cam thing is that Americans need to learn how to use sunscreen. They look like a couple of cooked lobsters.
Isn't it weird how JD Vance likes to holiday in places he likes to slag off. First California, and now I learn he's planning on coming to spend some time in London and Scotland. I'm sure he will be greatly received by the public here.
Everything is fine until a rich CEO is affected. Same as always.
I don't know if it's because my roots are firmly planted in Lancashire but I have never liked Yorkshire tea. It's not a patch on PG Tips.
A fraudster moralising about a fraudster? Weird!
My local pub right next to #HeatonPark before yesterdays #Oasis gig 🤣
Everyone is getting excited about the Oasis Gigs at Heaton Park, and I'm just sat here dreading my commute home from work with the hordes making their way there.
To all world leaders... Wanna get rid of Trump Tariffs? 1, create a new peace prize call it Noble (he'll never know the difference) 2, nominate Trump 3, wait for him to praise you and drop tariffs.
249 years ago today the USA finally freed itself from a tyrannical monarchist regime. Today it looks like they need to start again to free themselves from a tyrannical wannabe monarchist regime.
As a Brit I usually make a joke with my american friends about today being traitors day, but I guess with what Trump and Maga are doing over there it's not as funny as it used to be. Hopefully you will all be able to enjoy today.
City are used to it 🤣
You know when you ask a toddler if they took the cookie and then you get a 5 minute story of bullshit..... you know they took the cookie.
It was called the National socialist party. Hitler chose the name so it sounded more palatable to left. He literally, imprisoned and murdered both communists and socialists.
WTF! I don't even live in the USA and I know that this is happening. She's either lying, dumb or incompetent. I'd suggest she's all 3.
Mark Twain once said that a lie will fly around the whole world while the truth is getting its boots on. He wasn't wrong.
She's mentally ill isn't she? She shouldn't be anywhere near a position in government.
So basically he's saying we will get to the truth of whoever is telling everyone we're lying to everyone.
If you're gonna moan about not being nominated/receiving the Nobel Peace Prize it probably isn't peace that you want but the prize.
So, like London it looks like New York will also have a muslim mayor. This pleases me greatly, purely because it pisses on the chips of both Reform and MAGA. Anything that get's under the skin of those insufferable idiots is a win in my book.
How long until Britain is dragged into this shit show Netanyahu and Trump have started. We shouldn't be going into another middle east war we've no business joining!
If one Monkey tried to hoard all the bananas the other Monkey's would beat it up and take them all back. This is because Monkey's are smarter than people.
Not bullets obviously as im in the UK and we don't really do guns. Im also amazed none of these "ICE" goons haven't been shot yet. You guys have stand your ground laws. I dunno how ICE could fight that if someone took a shot at them on their property.
Im amazed this is happening. Im in the UK and if some masked up idiot tried to grab me saying they're police or whatever and refused to show ID, fists would be flying!
Next time there's a G7 summit or such like. Carney should bring a box of crayons, a colouring book and a juice carton and place it at Trumps seat on the table.
Feels like one of those 90s magic eye pics 😀
With US stand your ground laws, I'm surprised no one has shot one of them yet.
Every Dem senator, governor, council person etc needs to do exactly what Senator Padilla did in his position. Stand up, question, be heard! Expose these "Brown shirts" for what they are.#GoodTrouble
Have you tried using this site? You can contact your mp through their site and it's handy because then your correspondence is logged and your MP is obliged to reply. My MP finally responded to me after I emailed them through it. www.theyworkforyou.com
Let's see plenty of this sort of thing in LA and anywhere else Taco decides to send his goons. #NoKings #NoICE #NoNatGuard
YES! and some of this wouldn't go amiss either.
It's up there with the British Dam Busters in WW2 or the long range Vulcan raid during the Falklands conflict.
So do we all have to pick between team Elon or team Donald now? Because honestly, I'd prefer to stab my eyeballs with cake forks than pick a side in this latest celebrity bust up.
Just a load of snowflakes fucking Fascist shit up! 81 years ago today #Dday
I suppose that now that they're going after immigrant women, children those legally applying to remain at court houses and the hardworkers at farms, restaurants and buiding sites, ICE must've purged all the immigrant criminals, rapists, drug dealers and mentally ill now.
This is a bit Hypocritical considering The Trump Regime got all upset and spat out their dummy when some UK Labour Party members volunteered to assist the Dems campaign in the last election.
BTW I'm not suggesting that this should happen. But, you can be damn sure if it wasn't a white UK male who'd done it loads of idiots would be out on the streets already.
So after yesterdays awful incident in Liverpool caused by a 53 year old white man are we gonna see a load of "protestors" getting together and smashing up the local Wetherspoons?
Another adderall addled, late night post from the mango Mussolini whilst taking a dump on his golden toilet.
After the ambushes pulled on Zelensky and Ramaphosa by Trump. I really hope he's given the same treatment next time he's sat down with a leader in another country. Ask him about school shootings, illegal deportations, dodgy crypto, bribes, airplane gifts, his boss Putin etc. his head will explode.
Trump blinked and now he has to face up to it istead of blaming everyone else for his fuck ups. He should own it! Threatening everyone who points out his stupidity isn't gonna wash.
It was also a gift to THE PEOPLE of the united states. Anyone in New York can go and visit and enjoy it. I doubt many everyday Americans will ever get the opportunity to board that plane never mind fly in the thing.
Are you trolling me? Within half an hour of me postin this. You publish this 🤣
I miss toast toppers!
and a man in a dress.
So the new Pope is an American man who is regularly seen wearing a dress and has changed his name to align with his public persona. I'm guessing he's gonna have some trouble voting in any US elections.
I'm guessing she's never flown on a plane?
Trump and Elon call this terrorism 🤣🤣🤣
In Trump and Elons eyes that's terrorism 🤣🤣🤣
None of them seem to be mentioning that those on meds may well have to go without though. It's just the spoilt kids who will have to suck it up.
I get it that he would want US films made there rather than overseas. But calling it a national security threat? WTF?
If thats a hostile/political act then what does that say about US retailers who show you the sales tax on your purchases on the receipt?
Saw this in a store in Dulles Airport Washington DC whilst flying home yesterday. What the actual fuck?
Todays Ble sky pic. Smithfield from Windsor Castle Park. Virginia USA
Todays Blue-sky pic Richmond Virginia USA
He's gonna stick a tariff on tourists for not going to the states isn't he.
So thoughtful and unifying. What a guy!
Hegseth shouldn't survive this. He should've been fired after the first leak was made public.
I saw this boat yesterday and knew immediately it was my next Blu Sky pic. Seaford Virginia
Looks like the pope succumbed to what I call "The Truss Effect". The Queen died after meeting one of the dimmest political leaders ever, Liz Truss. The same happened to the pope after meeting JD Vance.
Over here in Hampton VA from Manchester for a few weeks. Watched the match in the garden, in the sun with a cold beer. Perfect start to my day 😂
Blue sky pic. USS Wisconsin. Norfolk Virginia USA
To this day it still baffles me this absolute parcel got to be PM of the UK. Even if it was for a shorter time than it takes for me to grow a beard. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
First Landing state park. Virginia
Blue-sky pic Mount Trashmore Park Virginia Beach
More of a grey sky pic than blue sky today. Hampton Collesium Virginia USA
Its a simple answer... Impeachment!
Todays Blue Sky pic. Jamestown Virginia USA
Blue sky pic. The Coleman Bridge Yorktown Virginia USA
Popped in there for food after arriving from UK last night.
Safely arrived in the USA. Just left Dulles and heading south to Hampton Roads.
3 hours to kill in Dublin before heading to Virginia. The Guinness is calling me 🤣
I will be there tomorrow. That's my favourite bar when I'm staying in Hampton. 😀
With all these tariffs Trump is imposing against China those MAGA hats are gonna get expensive.
