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DouglasBaldwin

@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social

God called me. It was an assdial.

created August 17, 2024

12,183 followers 19,685 following 4,820 posts

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Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Difference between a husky and border collie... 👀😅🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

1/9/2025, 12:12:49 PM | 11199 1788 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has ended the wars on accurate statements five times and the sixth is just one he made up.

1/9/2025, 6:13:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antiggy1998 (@antiggy1998.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/wr6f60u1MBI Trump loves Vlad I've Had it!!!

1/9/2025, 2:30:21 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DouglasBaldwin (@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social) reposted

Please share

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1/9/2025, 3:02:30 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DouglasBaldwin (@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social)

Harken! Even a gilded pine coffin will not distract from the eminent release of the schteen files. Let the rapists flea to those extradition proof floaters that Theil has foreseen. You will be dispensed by means of hyena and the proceeds will lay a foundation of security for the unprotected.

1/9/2025, 2:55:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check. Manny knew his shit alrighty.

1/9/2025, 2:33:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Kant was once overheard, “ I dork because I can.”

1/9/2025, 2:20:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here it is. Waxy. Animated. Still driven by fear and prurience.

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1/9/2025, 1:49:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are an Eskimo Two cold igloos in your shorts Before you know it You’ll be a solitary Captain of a floe Turn around and make Some friends Be kind before you go

1/9/2025, 1:39:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen Keane (@zenbuffy.bsky.social) reposted

Dear America. It's the guns. Love, Everyone else. Credit: Philip Labes www.instagram.com/philiplabes?... www.tiktok.com/@philiplabes...

31/8/2025, 11:18:57 AM | 336 125 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks baby! Hey, you new “tar” looks like you just toasted a fatty. Brava!

1/9/2025, 1:22:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nancy B 💙🐱🐶📚💀 (@extremebeautylv.bsky.social) reposted

IT’S ALL NATIVE LAND!

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Profile picture Luca (@lucagalletti.bsky.social) reposted

I didn’t know it but now I need a baby donkey 😂💗

31/8/2025, 10:34:05 PM | 9658 1111 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who cleaned it up? What’s your guess?

1/9/2025, 11:54:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 (@mariahbrown.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 12:05:14 PM | 2546 882 | View on Bluesky | view

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So tear gas them both.

1/9/2025, 11:50:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dreamflower (@dreamflower127.bsky.social) reposted

John Prine's wife, Fiona, came to Tanglewood tonight, & Bonnie Raitt played the most beautiful, heart-wrenching "Angel From Montgomery" I've ever heard. Completely wrecked me & I loved it ✨️🎶

1/9/2025, 4:14:09 AM | 1314 84 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously How’s Stumpy’s leg?

1/9/2025, 11:43:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All people are our people. All children are our children.

1/9/2025, 11:32:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Elliott Randall (@elliottrandall.bsky.social) reposted

100%

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28/8/2025, 6:30:33 PM | 95 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hilarious

1/9/2025, 11:24:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rhuta Bhayga (@rhutabhayga.bsky.social) reposted

I could get behind this.

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Profile picture Ashley Kuckelman (@ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social) reposted

🎯🎯🎯

It's time to fight everywhere and all at once. Never before in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption. But I am now. These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace. The reckoning is finally here. ~ Governor Pritzker
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30/8/2025, 8:42:44 PM | 13793 2469 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kaess (@tyedyedterrapin.bsky.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 4:14:22 AM | 1257 117 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture How You Like Me Now?... (@1bigbullshitbill.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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31/8/2025, 6:27:55 PM | 37 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just heard someone talking outside my window and I thought it was my stomach growling. I need to golf more.

1/9/2025, 3:41:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ralph Nadir

1/9/2025, 3:39:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buffalo Springfield was a brand of steamroller.

1/9/2025, 3:38:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Söending used to be a thing. Albeit it took tenderness and a soft embouchure (is that how you spell it when you mooch your clarinet reed?)

1/9/2025, 3:31:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More Deeks! For the love of god man interpolate.

1/9/2025, 3:26:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well A That simply means your intellectual dork has been overserved. It’ll even out or not.

1/9/2025, 3:23:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pivot

1/9/2025, 3:19:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DouglasBaldwin (@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social)

I, Douglas Baldwin hereby enact the Constitutional Right of PROCLAMATO VOX POPULI And declare the pimp’s grandson to be null and void and that goes for his bullshit executive orders as well. May we stand serendipitously in the benevolence of cosmic inexplicability. Ah women!

1/9/2025, 1:35:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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in a pinch maybe

1/9/2025, 1:24:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know longer wear colon.

1/9/2025, 1:20:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What fun it is to have the police state we have long thirsted for.

1/9/2025, 1:17:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sandy ✨🦋 (@srosnato.bsky.social) reposted

😂

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1/9/2025, 1:11:32 AM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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So what?

1/9/2025, 1:11:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture DouglasBaldwin (@douglasbaldwin.bsky.social)

Yes young ladies ! This is what Stumpy looked like when he was alive. His hands are powered by oil and a magic called legarchy. Funtimes at the Golden Corral.

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1/9/2025, 1:10:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Annette Marie (@twistedrose64.bsky.social) reposted

Release ALL of the Epstein files!!!

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24/8/2025, 1:57:52 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m dead here

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1/9/2025, 12:51:24 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s frozen food

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Is syntax still a thing?

31/8/2025, 10:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TOTAL HORSESHIT

31/8/2025, 10:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The soft purring and small but plaintiff meow did not disturb Schrödinger’s Sunday nap.

31/8/2025, 2:35:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suppose we can wave goodbye to eigenvalues.

31/8/2025, 2:18:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is fantastic!

31/8/2025, 1:42:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 8:07:57 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eugeniat2.bsky.social (@eugeniat2.bsky.social) reposted

Farm Workers 🥕🥕 The UFW is a labor union for American farm workers. 🍓🍓 Since Trump's election, farm workers are very nervous about being separated from their families. Some growers use the fear of deportation to intimidate workers. The UFW helps farm workers fight back. ufw.org 🥬🥬🥬

Painting of a farm worker with a hoe working in a field
30/8/2025, 11:25:28 PM | 32 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Morella Aranda Guzman (@morellaaranda.bsky.social) reposted

As Humanity, we have gone through a History of repetitive cycles of hatred, resentment, revenge & violence, which have generated deep collective suffering & Transgenerational Trauma. It is time to change in order to learn to manage our anger, heal the pain and build collective Well-being.

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They are the ears of a demon! Deny this and suffer.

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Hey listen, The guy had the guile to puncture himself with a hypodermic full of heroin for fourteen years. He knows plenty.

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Profile picture Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted

New Mexico is overriding the federal government on the topic of COVID19 vaccines to ensure their residents can access them. States hold a tremendous amount of public health power. They should use it.

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Profile picture Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted

go.bsky.app/L4yqobB

31/8/2025, 5:31:47 AM | 44 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🎸 🇺🇦🌈 (@rvroomie.bsky.social) reposted

I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion, and humanity. I judge you for supporting racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason, and fascism.
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Profile picture Meidas Paul Wigton 🫘 🎸 🇺🇦🌈 (@rvroomie.bsky.social) reposted

For my friend, Pam Kerr: always my greatest fan…. youtube.com/shorts/DRXkE...

31/8/2025, 4:35:44 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out of tuna

31/8/2025, 4:58:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tinkle down doesn’t cut it.

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Profile picture SueM (@creativeelegance.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/NQY5G_NVRQA?...

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Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

This is never going away, is it?

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Profile picture Forward Blue (@forwardblue.bsky.social) reposted

Where are the Epstein files? Repost this—keep the pressure on. Demand answers.

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Do they drain his bags on the fairway? Does he really have two big articulating dildos for legs now? Lady Mel on ya Dildos on his feet Wonders how you manage to bear The stench.

31/8/2025, 4:26:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks Art If they erected neo classic bullshit it would be comically defaced before they finished sewing trumps bionic legs on.

31/8/2025, 4:04:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need a little back up here. Have we melted? Melted into the big Carnival?

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I love you

31/8/2025, 1:27:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James T. Baker (@augmented3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

NATO should go into Ukraine anyway and end that shit. Just give them an excuse. They're almost ready

30/8/2025, 8:41:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK So let’s try this again Stump went to Alaska to get a cease fire. He didn’t get shit. Putin now threatens Paris. Paris. Now you’re pissin’ me off.

30/8/2025, 8:31:55 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or in a shooting gallery

30/8/2025, 8:26:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snow wonder he got his ass kicked by a little female.

30/8/2025, 5:55:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t mean to be insensitive but the EPSTEIN stump is coming to stamp out crime and dissent on a sex island near you.

30/8/2025, 5:49:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way cool! Then we can refer to him as Donald Stump.

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Maddow: I enjoy Bluesky very much. I do not enjoy any other social media platforms at this point at all, but Bluesky is different and I don't have any connection to them at all other than the fact that I'm a happy user there

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Profile picture BERGΛMΛX (@bergamax.bsky.social) reposted

"The Cat Read the Emails First" (2025) acrylic painting By Ukrainian artist Nataliya Bagatskaya - n.bagatska [IG] #art #painting #illustration #caturday

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I just looked. Neptune an Saturn are almost occulted The tension is born in that I’m sitting Directly under Uranus

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This here poke is an abomination. Fuck him and the swayback he rides.

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@markdinero.bsky.social

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I’m sitting in the dark in my big leather chair, I worked hard and bought one. My legs ache from standing all day. Back then. Before the slid me into the radiation tube they asked what kind of music I wanted. I said Thelonius Monk. The put on Gregorian chants. I’ve been lucky so far. Nite 🍀

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DB

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While we are waiting to exhume EPSTEIN let’s free LUIGI !!!

30/8/2025, 3:28:54 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pussitoes

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Fuckin’ Larry man

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Profile picture Northwest Larry (@northwestlarry.bsky.social) reposted

#firstnameinsong Day 30 Hats Off To Larry - Del Shannon Why not? 😀 youtu.be/b_7Suq-1OK0?...

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Hands off Kimmel Remember You were Stein’s schlepper.

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Great Just fucking great

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This stinks

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Looks fike

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Exquisite

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Gospel

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Profile picture 🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 (@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social) reposted

Oh man… this is hysterical. Canada is giving Gavin Newsom a free plane? 😂😅🤣

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