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Vance is a pope killer now too?
Vance killed the pope?
JD killed the pope? He’s a pope killer now?
JD killed the pope?
Wow, it took a hedge fund billionaire to espouse this profound wisdom. Thanks genius. What an asshole. Take your billions and shove them up your ass. Where were you to call this vacuous imbecilic clown out last year when he was blurting these preposterous nonsensical claims from his blubbery face
Saying tariffs will create jobs & make us rich is like saying high demand w/ low supply will lower prices. This fat jowled oaf is a real economics genius, probably from the books he says he never reads. What’s next for this gifted savant, perhaps a breakthrough in quantum mechanics or string theory?
I’m sure companies will start rushing to build billion dollar US factories when the waffling, wishy-washy, two-faced, Machiavellian, backstabbing, duplicitous know-nothing ignorant tub of flabby goo in the Oval Office keeps changing his mind & reneging as the wind blows. Get this fuck out of office
No shit. Thanks Goldman for the headline for this week’s edition of Duuuhh Magazine. You wanted Trump you tax break fattened hyenas. Your greed and short-sightedness, so desperate to make a few bucks. Idiots. You put him in, YOU GET THIS FAT CLOWN OUT OF OFFICE
@npr.org what the actual fuck on choosing this as your Monday morning headline story? "The rich continue to flaunt their extravagance while you all suffer" status quo in the US. This isn't news unless space orcas are involved.
Truly a headline for our times. Time to realize that your chosen career is a failure, & you could have taken a better path, like being pretty, getting fake boobs, & wrecking the marriage of an ultra wealthy male & leveraging all of these to get yourself & a washed up pop singer friend into orbit.
The Economist, that brilliant British journal steeped in history & journalistic professionalism, has always been the home for those who want global financial news presented in a factual, unbiased format. But this might be the single greatest column ever written. www.economist.com/europe/2025/...
Wow our president really did an amazing job defusing this crisis and negotiating a fair end of an unjust war started by a totalitarian, dirtbag Russian regime. Your blood is on our hands, and astute, true Americans know this. We're working on it, hang tight.
A few conditions. Sure. Such as a small brain, smaller intellect, fat protruding gut, and loud mouth connected to an incoherent brain which is clearly not synaptically firing on all cylinders. Let's start a gofundme to send the POTUS truckloads of Big Macs to accelerate his grotesque decline.
Frontier is raging dumpster fire behind a whorehouse. Them taking swipes at anyone is hilarious. thomascastelnau.substack.com/p/cute-anima...
Amen sister. thomascastelnau.substack.com/p/cute-anima...
fuck this airline. i flew with them once 2 years ago and the way they treated me made FRONTIER AIRLINES look like emirates 💀
Flying Frontier is death by a thousand paper cuts...or more appropriately, a thousand bogus fees. Although I don't see a specific bird or parrot fee surprisingly. thomascastelnau.substack.com/p/cute-anima...
Tragic, and after all they've done for the environment...by plastering animals on their jet fuel guzzling planes. thomascastelnau.substack.com/p/cute-anima...
Devastating news, where will I store my "personal items" for free now?? thomascastelnau.substack.com/p/cute-anima...
So weird that foreigners don't want to travel to a place that's become like Jonestown magnified and on steroids. Too many people drinking too much tainted Kool-Aid, and waiting for it end badly as it did in Guyana...or perhaps in today's age of anger and firearms, like it did in Waco.
Flying Frontier Airlines is like being a cattle led to slaughter, with its ceaseless bogus fees and sadistic creativity of common travel language. #Frontier #flyfrontier #airlines #airtravel #planes #carrier open.substack.com/pub/thomasca...
One day you can reminisce w/ ur MAGA friends & fam about Trump when this is over. You’ll say: “remember when you were a dumb bitch & supported that dumb bitch POTUS despite him being a dumb bitch & destroyed everyone’s savings purely for the sake of being a dumb bitch? Wow. U sure were a dumb bitch.
One day you can reminisce w/ ur MAGA friends & fam about Trump when this is over. You’ll say: “remember when you were a dumb bitch & supported that dumb bitch POTUS despite him being a dumb bitch & destroyed everyone’s savings purely for the sake of being a dumb bitch? Wow. U sure were a dumb bitch.
Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack theonion.com/gorilla...
One day you can reminisce w/ ur MAGA friends & fam about Trump when this is over. You’ll say: “remember when you were a dumb bitch & supported that dumb bitch POTUS despite him being a dumb bitch & destroyed everyone’s savings purely for the sake of being a dumb bitch? Wow. U sure were a dumb bitch.
No shit.Why does everyone pussyfoot around the issue.Trump is a vapid empty-headed caricature of a politician who takes pride in not reading books.He’s as dumb as he is clueless, an orange-wigged circus clown enabled by Fox & the MAGA cult & actually believes the dumb shite that pours from his mouth
those penguins must be fucking pumped about tariffs being paused
Agreed, although he’s as dumb as a box of rocks & I don’t think he’s intelligent enough to think about his opportunities based on his clueless ADD policies & blatant market manipulations. I’m sure many did however, which is why the right rich love him. He’s a populist clown desperate for attention.
Tank the market with tariffs so rich people can buy low then “pause” the tariffs and all those people make vast sums of money?
The guy is a genius. Amazing no one thought of this brilliant idea of tariffs. Dude deserves a Nobel price in economics. He just owned Keynes and all his lib economist pals. Next up: wearing powdered wigs and challenging adversaries to duels. What a clown.
One day you can reminisce w/ ur MAGA friends & fam about Trump when this is over. You’ll say: “remember when you were a dumb bitch & supported that dumb bitch POTUS despite him being a dumb bitch & destroyed everyone’s savings purely for the sake of being a dumb bitch? Wow. U sure were a dumb bitch.
So now he’s pausing? What a great “deal maker”. I’m sure companies will rush to build US factories in the US when they know that, at the first shiny object that twinkles, our massively ADD and untrustworthy POTUS will renege and change his mind on policies. What an asshole.
Great. Maybe he can Make Bidets Great Again too while he’s at it. (MBGA doesn’t roll off the tongue or look great on a hat however)
Admit it GOP: you knew he was a shallow clueless baboon in the primaries of 2016, and only kowtowed when they realized he was creating a lynch mob of MAGA internet trolls who couldn't appreciate living in the great U.S. because some far left dopes made them feel sad. You put him in, YOU GET HIM OUT
Trump is a princess born into wealth with a silver spoon in his mouth, trying for years to convince coal miners, steel workers & blue collar types that he's one of them. It's a joke. Trump hasn't done a day of hard labor in his life and shamelessly dodged the draft. Get this clown out NOW.
Congrats to Fox News for blowing smoke up the POTUS' ass for so long that he believes the dumb shit he's spouted in his populist rants. Coal to power AI? Is it the Industrial Revolution? Should we ramp up production of locomotives and steamships too? Time to repent. www.foxnews.com/video/637127...
It’s time to go all Monkey Wrench Gang on the Musk empire
Don’t f*** with Serbians. These are the people who threw their king and queen out the window after being shot, mutilated, and hacked to pieces. Good luck Mr. Vucic, you’re screwed.
Here's a start: how about we stop putting the spotlight on bigoted hatemongers & giving them the publicity they so desire. Stephen Miller is a hollow-headed joke, lacking any utilitarian value to the country, & should be left out of the media all together. Of course, this is the M.O. of Fox News.
This guy is BRILLIANT. Why not quintuple tariffs until Canada stops growing opium poppies & shipping them over the border to the America? Let's declare war on the Turks and Caicos while we're at it for shits and giggles. Get this know-nothing clown out of office before the US is reduced to ash.
The Pittsburgh #Steelers have lost their way. This is a team that has built from the draft & established a consistent winner on the field because of it. Now #Khan & #Tomlin have created one year rent-a-teams, stitching together random, inharmonious free agent signings like some gridiron Frankenstein
Is there a GoFundMe I can give to that will assist in cyberattacks on Musk businesses? I'm all in for that.
Plutocrats are driving the economy into the ground and destroying the average person's savings and wealth and making a mockery of American ideals, while obtuse billionaires start a space race. What's wrong here?
The clown in chief strikes again, complete with mangled facts, false reality, poor spelling, and haphazard capitalization. Get this crying spoiled toddler out of office NOW
Amazing job he’s doing of bringing prices down like he promised. Like saying you’re going to lose weight then buying a hundred cartons of chocolate fudge swirl ice cream and a pallet of twinkies.
What a deal maker! What a brilliant negotiator! Let me guess what’s next for this thin skinned clown: quadruple the tariffs! Then quintuple them! That’ll show those mean Canadians and Mexicans! How dare they want to trade with us!
Trump and Musk are free speech absolutists! Except where they don’t like what people say then the first amendment must be null and void! Hypocritical assholes. apnews.com/article/colu... Trump warns that arrest of Palestinian activist at Columbia will be 'first of many'
Who starts unneeded trade wars and slaps random tariffs on allies for no reason, then openly says they don’t care if the economy goes into recession, and still gets support. You were so scared of minorities and women and foreigners that you elected a soulless monster. There will be hell to pay.
Oh goodie, now other world leaders and governments are getting into the Trumpian name calling. The world, it seems, is devolving into a toddler's preschool playground squabble
Having Meta & Zuck control Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp & Threads is dangerous. If the antitrust watchdogs had been doing their job, they never would've allowed the Insta acquisition, much less WhatsApp. Social media needs to become more of a utility & less of a mind bending tool for billionaires.
Markets hate uncertainty, tariffs drive inflation & trade wars, prices go up. This is truth. Trump's propensity for creating crises from thin air for no reason, then "making a deal" to solve said crises, is as legendary as it is pitiful. Free and fair trade should be the goal; not isolationism.
Nothing churns the stomach and forms bile like the words "leans further into artificial intelligence". DuckDuckGo's entire schtick is privacy--am I to trust it as it deep dives into GenAI?
Trump is a detestable shyster, a vile arsonist lighting things ablaze for shits & giggles, then gloating as he holds water from burning victims in exchange for cash. He is the master of "solving" problems that he himself caused for no reason. Canada should stand firm & tell him where he can stick it
Probably waiting for Trump to send American troops to come fight the Ukrainians with Russia.
He lied to you. He gaslighted you. He bait and switched you. Reneged on promises of lower prices and inflation. Get this phony out of office immediately. apnews.com/article/vete... Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo
Those two are a match made in heaven.
“Just mass firings … it’s not good for a business to run that way,” said Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, referring to DOGE’s deep cuts to jobs at several government agencies.”
Even Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade had to treat Donald Trump to a history lesson. “They invaded—they kidnap kids—Whatever happens—Ukraine can not lose."
Column: President Donald Trump didn’t offer America’s allies much hope during last night's Congress address. If anything, he left them feeling vindicated in their hopelessness, writes our senior foreign affairs correspondent Nahal Toosi.
Time to form a new trade union between the American west and Canada.
The Vance/Trump ignorance and insult tour continues! www.politico.eu/article/jd-v...
The only regrettable thing was that Zelenskyy didn't kick both Vance and Trump--those smug arrogant populist clowns--square in their tiny nuts and then defecate on Trump's desk and use Don's orange hair as toilet paper. Whoops maybe that wasn't entirely appropriate. Screw it. I support Zelenskyy.
Strange how those with huge wealth seem more inclined to start destructive trade wars, enact pointless tariffs, and tank stock markets by sowing uncertainty with erratic behaviors. People were already feeling the pinch of inflation, now savings are plummeting and people are losing jobs. Great plan.
It might be high time for U.S. Representatives to reread the definition of "representative": "standing or acting for another especially through delegated authority" "of, based on, or constituting a government in which the many are represented by persons chosen from among them usually by election"
Can we start a Capitalization Department? How is it the POTUS always writes like a fifth grader?
Congrats to Trudeau for winning the understatement of the year award. He was kind. My headline would've read: "_____ tells Trump he's a vacant-skulled neanderthal who couldn't pass an 8th grade history class or a HS freshman economics class and that these tariffs show he has the brains of an amoeba
#BREAKING: Justin Trudeau tells Donald Trump his tariffs are 'a very dumb thing to do'
Wait. You can't be serious. No WAY. You're saying that Trump is...gasp...lying??? www.npr.org/2025/03/04/n...
What a genius. Soon we’ll have no workers to do labor in the agricultural fields and no one to sell our products to after deporting everyone and jilting all our longtime allies and trade partners. Hey GOP, time to admit you hitched your wagon to the wrong horse and move on. Trump is beyond clueless
Hey Canada: think our president is a spiteful, hateful, clueless, witless, feebleminded imbecile? You’re right. I’m off to buy as many Canadian products as possible until this fool and his fool party pull their heads out of their butts and quit making trade war with friends and allies for no reason
#Breaking: Ontario Premier Doug Ford orders LCBO to remove U.S. alcohol from shelves
Hey GOP, guess who’s responsible for the current inflation genius? Nope you can’t keep making Biden and Hillary out to be the bogeyman, this is all on you and this clueless, uneducated freak of nature you felt would make a suitable president, when in reality he wouldn’t make a suitable busboy
The Clown King imposing tariffs for no reason. NO. REASON. Stock markets hate uncertainty & the king of the GOP clown show is slapping them haphazardly about the way Tammy Faye Bakker caked makeup on her face. She was a classy evangelical too, if she were alive she’d probably be secretary of defense
It’s time to admit it GOP: you’ve supported, for the past ten years, the single dumbest human being in history to be POTUS. He can’t read; can’t spell; can’t write; doesnt understand tariffs; doesnt understand global trade; doesnt grasp basic macroeconomics or finance; & is a sinister, hateful ogre
Here is an example of what I find troubling. It’s the New York Times, but it’s an interview with Anderson and his beliefs, which I find batshit shit crazy and downright dangerous. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/17/o...
Good point. I like you. Let me clarify: wealth, hard work, & entrepreneurship are the backbone of the United States economy. But many ultra wealthy have decided that people who think differently are all communist and socialist and are working to bend American politics to suit themselves, a la Musk
What do Trump & Americans know of war, outside of the small minority who have fought in wars? Take Trump to the front line, give him a flak jacket & gun and let him show everyone just how tough he really is. Release your inner Kid Rock tough guy instead of draft dodging & undermining democracy
This is the Trump generation: enjoy it. Pompous, narcissistic babies who grab toys from others & scream "communism!" & "socialists!" when responsible adults tell them to show some decency. Right wing Christians & evangelists who act in ways Irreconcilable to the Bible's teachings. Hypocrites.
The National Review now seems to value virtue over misogyny, & disagrees w/ Tate brothers valuing power & wealth over integrity & decency. They question the Right who adore & reward this--the same ones who've elevated Trump to cult-like status. Hypocrites www.nationalreview.com/2025/03/the-...
So now the @nationalreview.bsky.social seems to value virtue over misogyny, & disagrees w/ Tate brothers valuing power & wealth over integrity & decency. They question the Right who adore & reward this--the same ones who've elevated Trump to cult-like status www.nationalreview.com/2025/03/the-...
He’s a smart guy that’s become a cancer that’s eroding the foundation of the U.S. Rich, arrogant fools who think their success puts them in some god-like class above others. Power goes to their head. Thiel. Musk. Andreessen. Trump. It’s a common theme, wealthy bigots who celebrate only themselves
Thiel is a cancer on the United States
love this @rokhanna.bsky.social We need more proposals like this that co-opt the chaos Please share off line as well !!!
In that case then the GOP has switched sides from democracy to autocracy and from freedom to tyranny. It’s so outrageous it’s impossible to believe. Can you imagine if a Democrat said and did this? Fox News and the right wing smear campaigns would destroy them.
When even Ron #DeSantis doesn’t want you and thinks you’re total filth, you know you’re the scum on the bottom of scum’s shoes apnews.com/article/andr...
Sorry Mr. Zelenskyy for our toddler POTUS misbehaving, he’s a bit colicky and hadn’t had his bottle. Maybe try reading this before your next meeting. a.co/d/e7ohtNn
Voters let rabid ignorant bloodthirsty foxes I to the henhouse. Toddlers ranting and breaking toys doesnt make them good businessmen or political servants open.substack.com/pub/thomasca...
JD Vance suffered a bit of an awkward moment in the White House on Thursday during a meeting with Donald Trump and British Prime Minister Kier Starmer.
More proof that voters elected a thin skinned bratty toddler to run this once-great nation. Abandoning a pivotal,budding democracy in a critical geopolitical location is reprehensible. Americans need to know why this POTUS adores autocrats & dictators and tramples freedom apnews.com/live/donald-...
The main issue is the lack of fear of the law, which has been neutered since Trump gave get-out-of-jail-free cards to all the Neanderthal hooligans that stormed the Capitol like a pack of brainless myopic hyenas whipped into a frenzy from the echo chamber that is right wing social media & Fox News.
How Republicans Learned to Excuse Political Violence open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa... This may be viewed in hindsight as one of the most consequential actions of his first week. Scary.
Especially when voters gave him the nuke codes. Everyone sleep well tonight.
A strong, developed country needs effective, mature regulation. The absence of it leads to cutting corners to boost profits, disregard for public safety and usually death. The Jungle or Tom’s River are just two books illustrating this in mind blowing fashion.
More lies, more bait and switch, more gaslighting. Calling the FBI and its agents “irredeemably corrupt” on your own far right podcast somehow qualifies you to be deputy director…after Patel assured the DD would be a career special agent. www.reuters.com/world/us/sla...
Then quit you spineless soulless gutless pathetic milksops. That’s pitiful. Character still counts in today’s America no matter what the GOP has done to convince you otherwise. Take a stand. Do what’s right.
This era of pitiful autocratic wannabe politicians carrying chainsaws like they’re big tough guys needs to end. It’s pathetic.
A US judge briefly extended an order reinstating the head of a federal watchdog agency responsible for protecting whistleblowers who had challenged his firing by President Donald Trump reut.rs/4kf2uYG
Lots and lots of clowns at this circus…
How about we aim even higher and go for both truth in political advertising, and even more importantly, truth in politics. I live in a nation whose politics have become a dumpster fire of gaslighting, disinformation, and outright lies.