I am shocked, shocked I tell you.
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I am shocked, shocked I tell you.
in related news, last night we wanted background noise while we lazed on the couch by open windows & owl house was right there & corinne fell asleep & i legit started bawling because kids won’t get another girl adventure with a bisexual teenage latina lead who finds love for at least 5 years, huh?
Me a kamala swing state voter: my husband cant afford his insulin pump (which btw he wouldnt have been able to afford in 2023 either) Blue wave dipshits:
You guys see where this is going? Right?
I feel terrible about how hard I laughed.
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
You falsely assume I care.
You're using your own (limited) experience as an anecdote to deny other people's problems. "I don't experience it, therefore it must not be happening." Then you're making the victims into the people who need to "touch grass." Classic DARVO. It's cool if you continue, I'm just going to block you.
You're telling on yourself big time.
Follow Parker Molloy. Read the replies to her commentary.
What kind of shit human do you have to be to be an ICE or HSA agent at this point?
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
Lest you say "it's not like that in the United States," I am currently representing a person facing criminal charges for - and this is true - saying "protect trans kids" during a school board meeting
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
This is literally all 99.9% of people want: "I screwed up. I'll try to be better." How is that so hard for most people? Why does everyone feel like they have to die on the hill of every shitty bad take they have? You are not made less by admitting you're wrong. The world is made better.
ABC News is still calling RFK Jr. a “vaccine skeptic.” The dude was one of the most prominent anti-vaccine activists for decades. There’s video of him in 2023 saying that there’s no vaccine which is safe and effective. You can call him an anti-vaccine activist!
If you're already tying yourself to someone like Gavin Newsom, then what must you ignore in order to potentially vote for him for any office.
If everyone has pre-purchased Cuomo a couple of years ago, would Mamdani had even run? We are better when we demand better. We deserve to vote for candidates who do not crush our souls.
The "blue no matter who" scolds screaming that we have to consider Newsom YEARS before the primary aren't accomplishing anything other than showing how little they can be counted on as "allies." This is literally the best time to stand firm on ideals so we get real idealistic candidates.
Well said. I voted for Harris knowing there would likely be no change in the US approach to Gaza and other issues that hurt millions. I did it because I was selfish and knew my kids would be safer. But I'll never demand someone else make the same choice. And Harris was the bare minimum for me.
A good question to ask oneself politically is 'what do I need to ignore in order to maintain my commitment to x, y, and z?' Because if you, for example, need to ignore a whole group of people's humanity in order to vote for a horrible politician, then it may be too costly to your soul.
Carjacking down 87%! Robberies cut by 50%! "From what, to what?" is the question. 24 carjackings 20 robberies For $21 million According to 2024 numbers, that's how many crimes the military occupation of Washington, DC is claiming to have prevented and the cost to do so (so far).
One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new. They heard about it last minute. They didn’t know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational. It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
If you see this post, please DO NOT share it. It makes claims about this Big Balls case that are NOT backed up in the article it links to. Just say no to disinfo.
Andy Cuomo, Schrodinger's white elite: He's in the superposition of being born into a wealthy family of a long line of storied leaders and a kid nobody knew who raised himself up from the mean streets of New York. It only collapses once he observes your wallet and asks for a donation.
I’m not sure why this has taken off (or their motivations for posting it), but there’s nothing to suggest this is true. Colbert previously joked on his show about developing a show for Netflix but I don’t see anything real.
They pick them way way waaay to early so they never ripen right. It's awful.
Andy Cuomo, Schrodinger's white elite: He's in the superposition of being born into a wealthy family of a long line of storied leaders and a kid nobody knew who raised himself up from the mean streets of New York. It only collapses once he observes your wallet and asks for a donation.
Doesn't everyone from the mean streets have a bridge named after their dad?
*opinion, damn autocorrect
The administration's approval is in the 30s. Congress' approval is in the 20s. Public option has never mattered to this administration.
Three words... Pumkin spice condoms
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
Comedy in 4 parts
A public health catastrophe. Not “immanent,” not “potential.” This is the catastrophe.
Still marveling over this. Cuomo and Adams just... blew off Sharpton and the National Action Network. They're not running to win. They're running to stock up some campaign funds and log some future Fox News guest credits.
when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work
Ok, this is cool and all... But where's OUR fucking scavenger hunt? NYC making us look bad, Wu! Get on it!
Are you prebeared to vote on September 9th?
Trump was spotted this morning in a white polo, MAGA hat and black pants as he heads to a golf course in Virginia, per pool
Was just talking about this movie... Trump's cabinet is nowhere near as competently evil, but this is exactly the kind of scenario I picture once the dictator goes bye bye... Only dumber. Current GOP failed uowards; it isn't a party designed for long-term success.
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
Much like "how to use Narcan," in an ideal world you wouldn't need to know how to clear ammo out of an AR, but in our world you might really encounter this situation, so here you go.
I think this sounds like the most likely scenario but also I am more than happy to entertain the fantasy for a long weekend
🚨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Here’s a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
This is a horror.
Zohran Mamdani is the happiest politician in America, his whole campaign is about how New York is awesome and can be even awesomer. Meanwhile, there has never been a politician in history who talked as much about what a shithole he thinks America is as Donald Trump does.
how do we not have an app that will make all our phones make the tornado sound if it happens
Love this for them
someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...
This movie is a vibe and an aesthetic.
Looking forward to hearing more from Gov Ayotte about how she "won't let New Hampshire become Massachusetts" when her state is a giant quarantine zone surrounded by the Commonwealth of United Northeastern States.
It’s going to be so satisfying when Taylor swift bankrupts Mark Zuckerberg
Feel free to put me on 1000 of your unhinged lists for having moral clarity and political discernment.
Me too me too!
Newsom is example #5000 of why people should not conflate Democratic electeds with anti-fascism.
This is good: With Trump/RFK destroying CDC, JB Pritzker's officials are exploring the possibility of buying Covid vaccines from manufacturers and distributing them in-state themselves, source tells me. Dem govs must step up and fill the void. New piece from me: newrepublic.com/article/1998...
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
nOw iSnt THe tImE fOr PuRIty tEstS
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And here is the alt text of the email shared with her.
bUt He'Ll MaKe A gReAt PrEsIdEnT Right? #NeverNewsom
gavin newsom is an evil piece of shit.
We can't even play basketball 🏀 🤬
Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender — 4. Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender — 4,193. Hope that helps.
Seconded!
Right? Honestly I've been glad to have these posts from Parker to bait all these self-righteous bigot apologists into my block lists.
If they're Newsom supporters, you've gained more than you lost.
Hey. I don’t know if you were all here for this but there was a meeting of Online years back where it was decided that medically diagnosing strangers on the internet is not good. Thank you.
you mean "we're all going to die" wasn't polling well?
*CD club secret high five*
I was promoted to Associate Creative Director today. 🙌🏽🏁💕It’s official!
Get some self awareness. Your entire argument denies people's humanity, and your excuse is math. Your demand that someone put your needs over theirs is beyond insulting. Pedantic and reductive reasoning like yours is the entire reason the Democratic Party has utterly failed. Fuck off.
Holy shit, YES I used to live riding around in my friends Vista as a kid. So much fun in that car. I would get that in a heartbeat.
I would commit crimes for this car.
Massholes say no
Massholes say they can see taking over South Station is the start of a straight line to a military action in Boston by controlling the region's main transport hub.
Al Sharpton at the National Action Network rally today: "I don't endorse candidates, but I take attendance. Let's hear from Andrew Cuomo. Oh he's not here. Let's hear from Mayor Adams. Oh he's not here. Let's hear for Zohran Mamdani!" youtu.be/eznxz7ZA5Yc?...
It's a parasitic mobius strip.
Ugh. It's like trying to pick out the most attractive maggot.
Idiocracy ass reality
Don’t let the rain keep you from participating! Grab an umbrella, wear a fancy rain coat and help #MeltICE in Burlington! Note: this is not a Mass50501 protest.
This painting is classic Lost Cause revisionism; it was commissioned after Truman ordered desegregation of the military. Army Secretary Gordon Gray was a nepobaby (daddy was chair of RJ Reynolds) who led the dubious "Gray Board" that yanked Oppenheimer's clearance. Real piece of work all around.
oh come on www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/u...
ELECTIONS AREN'T LIMITED!! THERE IS LITERALLY A WRITE IN BOX!! THAT IS FUCKING REALITY. Stop telling other people what to sacrifice to make your shitty "lesser evil" a viable candidate!! Fucking tool.
ELECTIONS AREN'T LIMITED!! THERE IS LITERALLY A WRITE IN BOX!! THAT IS FUCKING REALITY. Stop telling other people what to sacrifice to make your shitty "lesser evil" a viable candidate!! Fucking tool.
Wow I really don’t have it in me to say it politely. “Screw you” is maybe the best I can muster. They used a historian’s methods without doing any of the reading (and ChatGPT to replace NLP, which they seem not to have known how to do!) and then had the audacity to talk this way about it
Then it would be wise to support a candidate that isn't a soulless empty suit that will abandon anyone that doesn't raise his poll numbers. Instead of wasting time whining to protect a shitty transphobic candidate 3 years before the election, take the time to find a candidate that doesn't suck.
Welch: He claims that he's the law and order president. But we all know that's a lie because he's a convicted felon. He pardons convicted felons, he surrounds himself with obsequious people that kiss his all day, every day
"flawed" = "person who will strip you of all your rights and destroy your life" in your mind. We get it. You don't give a shit. Keep broadcasting it. It's a great look.
Okay, so what if one candidate is a transphobe, the other is a clone of trump surgically altered to look like Dan Bongino, and there's a curse that makes everyone you know smell bad forever unless you vote for one of them... (in before someone else comes up with a better one)
⚠️⚠️THIS IS CRITICAL⚠️⚠️ South Station is the most important link from Boston to the rest of the country!! Any attempt by the feds to cut off Boston would start there!! And it is directly linked by tunnel to the Federal Reserve across the street. Very very scary stuff.
Israel defenders went from “how dare you accuse us of bombing places of worship” to “Church Christians are Hamas and we will happily kill them too.” This is what genocide looks like. They deleted this tweet btw.
By taking over transit hubs, the Feds could much more effectively enforce martial law. This is a planned military occupation of blue states by an outlaw government. It must be stopped.
⚠️⚠️THIS IS CRITICAL⚠️⚠️ South Station is the most important link from Boston to the rest of the country!! Any attempt by the feds to cut off Boston would start there!! And it is directly linked by tunnel to the Federal Reserve across the street. Very very scary stuff.
