Culinary Dark Arts
@culinarydarkarts.com
https://culinarydarkarts.com/ Food, cooking, baking, humor. Hedonism isn't just about sexual situations, it also applies to food. The pleasures of the smell, presentation, and texture can have you drooling like Pavlov's dogs.
created March 10, 2025
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My grandfather was a practical man. "Both parties are going to fuck you but the democrats will at least kiss you first". Glad to see some unity in the party and the balls to finally start acting like elected officials. #FuckTrump
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Half the time I roll mine to a pizza crust size. The other times put it in a 9x9 glass pan.
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I bake mine just to snack on. Figure it's better than other munchies.
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That's got to be awesome.
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Isn't it about time the democrats try courting the nones, non religious, and atheists. We are now a larger voting block than the conservative christians. The democrats are blowing off the change to win over a large demographic.
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Conservatives do not understand reality.
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This is what happens when we let the stupid vote.
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Fast food restaurants have more accountability requirements for their employees than the American people do for the officials they elect into office.
Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) reposted
It is my personal view, and has been for 15 years, that only medical exemptions from childhood vaccine requirements should be permitted in every state in the U.S. I believe that if families want to use the opportunities provided by the community, they need to participate in community health.
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First they come for "others" then they come for "your kind".
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."๐คฃ Good to know. (you know what to do!) ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ๐ฎ ๐ฎ
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Thank you much. FFS I can't figure out a magic ring yet. I may be a guy but I like the Japan stuff like that. Cool style to it.
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Yeah, there was a point when The Dread Cat Bonkers was getting on (got her when she was older) I kept telling her how I already missed her.
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That's going to hurt when he goes :(. Critters are the only unconditional love we get in this one life we have.
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What a regal little man
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I can't get the surgeries because of being laid up from work afterwards. American exceptionalism is the excellence of screwing the working class for the idle rich class can but a 3rd boat
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Hehe, degenerative disc disease here. Have a cage in my neck and need to go back for a back surgery or two.
Culinary Dark Arts (@culinarydarkarts.com) reply parent
Osteoarthritis in both my thumbs makes a lot of things a bicth to do. Pops was right about getting old.
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I miss my bread machine. Greatest was to kneed the dough when you have messed up hands
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@sunnyflourbakes.bsky.social lol, switched from my other account to my baking account ro make sure I had you on here too.
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#ComputerGame Hear me out. Would be cool if someone could program a war game, not an rts, but like the older tabletop war game of the Ukrainian Liberation War. Funnel the profits to help buy arms to save their country.
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If teens and young adults started dropping dead like the Spanish flu you know that would change in a New York Second.
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The same with some insurance companies have 50, 55, ect for the shingles vaccine. I'd be pissed about it and I'm going to be 56 in a few weeks. Since it mutates at a decent speed a booster may be the matter of 3 months or 3 years. <>
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Thanks, I'm getting crochet chop sticks tomorrow to start making cat toy versions of some of the Japanese stuff. My hands are sore just thinking about it.
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Paint, write, or create something. I look around northeastern Ohio and outside of a few artists not many people care about becoming more than they were yesterday.
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Oh yeah. I might not be an expert on anything (close in a few fields I like) but I tned to know just a bit about anything. The line about having tried and forgotten more things than most people would do in 3 lifetimes. Everyone should better themselves. Walk a mile. Learn a nee computer language
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We all have to keep busy and you've got your hands full. Lol drove from the Philly Airport to a beach house in Delaware in a hurricane. I've seen storms come off Lake Erie that turn a sunny day into having the sky as black as a cell phone when the screen is dark
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Art that much more. Same goes for film making. I don't know shit about music but when the friend with the art degree starts talking music I know what he's talking about but not the name for it.... if you know what I mean.
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You don't look old enough to be a professor. I'm just all over the place with creativity. I've done haunted house stuff for a year or two (makeup effects), props, cooking, ect. Art. A good friend has a degree in art so all I have to do is ask about something and I end up appreciating <>
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Yeah. I see stuff that to me is just cool.
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I'm a crafty person so my interests are all over thr place. Is it ADD, autism, or depression wanting new things to try? I'm not sure.
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Thanks for the link. Oh I'm secure enough in my nerdness to like cute stuff once in a while.
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That would be way cool. I wish my hands worked better or I'd be doing some crochet. Hehe, my daughter's an adult but would be funny to be the dad instead of mom that crochets with daughter.
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Classics looking for the glasses pushed up on the head or does that only happen to my old ass?
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Don't care much about cars but the Neuvo Art it's based on is a love of mine.
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Hehe could make something just as cute for a lot less and it will be one of a kind. Hehe look for baby socks that would make a good sock monkey ;)
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@vitonsky.bsky.social scammer profile from you ratio of followers, following, and post. Blocked
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@alexandra1dih.bsky.social fucking moron I just reported and blocked your slank ass you fucking porn bot
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This is how religion poisons a legal system.
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Torties are awesome.
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#IndyFilm #SciFi #movies People who know me know that I find some killer indy films. Mostly sci fi stuff done by smaller studios. Here's one I found that has the feel of the classic Outer Limits and Twilight Zone. youtu.be/K43UixrCttw?...
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Organic is just a marketing tool for selling lower quality products at a higher price. However donating to education is something I fully endorse.
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@aturls18.bsky.social I think the offer might only be for primary schools but want to let you know about it anyway. If you buy most of their products, grow it, take a pic, and post it on social media thr company will send a STEM based lesson plan.
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If it's so important to AOC why wasn't she there? She's all about getting her face out on the media. You'd think the worthless POS would be trying to pass legislation not getting her butt hole licked by her cult members.
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Exactly. My thinking is the moment you stop caring about bettering yourself is the moment to sew up your funeral shroud.
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My ex g/f
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It's time that crazy old man Sanders hoes to the retirement home. He looses every primary.
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Pretty much want to say for all three of my accounts. Cooking, visual arts, and writing profiles that I curate who I follow. I'm an artistband like feedback from people with similar interest. If you're just collecting followers count me out.
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I curate most of my followers. If you have 15k+ followers and have only made 300 posts don't expect me to gollow you back. If you're a small fry starting out and you have 200 followers, 500 following, and 150 posts that's a scenario I'll follow back because those accounts are interacting.
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Second teach I thanked today. Dreary day had me depressed and thinking how bad school was for me.
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@tnite02.bsky.social thanks for being a teacher. Thry may never show it but you guys do influence lives.
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With a lottery winning I'd learn Spanish & Portuguese and just bum around South America to study archeological in general and a culture to be picked later.
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Oh yeah. I have plan this year where I'll be doing some coding and writing (to be published) products outs. So being in my middle 50s and just starting the professional aspect fur realz. Know I'm not going to make a fortune but it's more for the creativity. <>
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I never went for higher education and I am kicking myself it. Would seriously love to win the lottery and not ever have to worry about living expenses. I'd retire and just spend the rest of my life taking college classes just because.
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Hehe I also dropped a hit of acid before school one day, on a dare. The younger English teacher (elective science fiction and fantasy) knew I was tripping because she kept looking over at me and smiling. I'm not a saint, but I have had a life where I've kept on learning on my own <>
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Seriously how many people have gotten fucked because they got nailed with a 1/4 oz and the cop was having a bad day. Same goes for a guy who's working and not paying full child support (they can take up to 50% in Ohio) and try to take away driving privileges.
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their level as an adult. To my graduating class I was voted teacher's nightmare only because I followed her advice. A few teachers I wish I knew where they are so I can drop them a line and catch up with a few of them.
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School sucked for me but I remember my good teachers. Senior year I had the head of the Eng Dept as a teacher. I would read novels in her class. If I made an argument she made me have to back up what I was saying. The other teachers I talked to between classes or after school I was more on <>
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I'm not gay but if I see that kind of shit going on I get pissed. I've had more straight neighbors be complete douchebags than gay ones.... and that was becuase they were crack smoking alcoholics. What consenting adults do behind closed doors is their business not yours or mine.
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@aturls18.bsky.social thank hou for being a teacher. You might not hear it much but all of you do make an impression. I'm an old fart and I could still some stories about the cool adults in high school.
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This also when I had the hard neck brace on after my surgery.
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Mama kitty likes to sneak outside and gets knocked up.
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When your cat doesn't have time for your shit!
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@mungomortimer.bsky.social Ut oh man, we have to deal with Ohio Man every day. See the nodycam footage of the drunk/stoned lady that pooped herself in Cleveland?
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I don't want people in my business so I stay out of theirs. What is so hard about that? Ironically it seems that religion people think more about gay sex than anyone else. They are more closeted than a dirty old pair of work boots from 10 years ago.
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I'm not gay but will stand up for them and their rights. Being gay doesn't effect me at all. It shouldn't affect the lives of gay people either. The only person who should be cocerned about who somone is screwing is the person(s) who you are having sex with. <>
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Shocked it's not Ohio Man
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A male Baltimore Oriole bopping about a Crabapple tree. ๐ธ
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It's not because the comaniea are gay friendly. It's because the companies want good PR.
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The shy kitty is my little man. It's taken him years to get comfortable sitting on my lap as he has never been a cuddle loving kitty. He lets me wipe his eye buggers and massage his ears. Half the time he can't decide between head screetches or a head to tail full body petting.
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Yeah. My big Tortie will just love tap other cats to show she wants to left alone. It's just the other two that seem to pick on him.... and cuddle with him.
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Yeah they are my my kids.
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Yeah well at now he stands up for himself. The dwarf cat was evn beating on him because he is such a pushover.
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Feeling bad for all of them.
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He's a blue, so a gun metal gray. He's been scapping with the other male, so has some boo boos.
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I had to wrap him in a towel he was totally panic stricken. Can't want to be able yo comfort him better.
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Yeah, like I said he and I have a bond
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He got me at least 3 times. He's my boy, wasn't going to leave him behind.
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I was going after him and not letting up. Can't wait till this is all over with.
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This cat fucked me up.
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They never learn to give what the customer wants.
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Good morning, Bluesky. Sugar the cat is unsure about this whole "Wednesday" concept we've got going on.
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Two handsome playful cuddle bugs. The little I've been training to be a shoulder cat. There is also a mother with 4 babies. I want a good home where they can be loved. You want to see a grown man cry all you have to do is look at me right now.
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#cats I hate having to do this. I need to move and I need to get rid of a few of my cats. It sucks because I love them more than my relatives. I had to choose between who to take, which makes things bad emotionally. If anyone is near Cleveland, Ohio (eastern sub) can you help?
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sweetie tortie!
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sweetie tortie!
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I couldn't think of a better term. Art is a reflection of the culture, it helps broaden your outlook on the world.
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100 Days of tRuMp 2.0 #Voices4Victory #ONEV1
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@christkardona.bsky.social So seriously people are stupid enough to by shrooms from you? Do you rip them off or are you DEA? Those two are the only fucking choices you ignorant piece of shit. Reported and blocked.
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@eltonchijiri.bsky.social Nice work. I like "traditional ethnic art" no matter what region it's from. Part of being a history nerd for me includes art and food too.
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@fredawhite.bsky.social Thank you for supporting me with your likes ๐. This Pieces are still available for Purchase