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Very To Live and Die in LA!
This rabbit is in charge of who gets raptured and who can't. Right now not a lot of bipeds are making the cut.
Just published a story on how Black pastors have been talking about Charlie Kirk in their congregations. With @bellwak.bsky.social and @michelleboorstein.bsky.social wapo.st/46xXBnq
Aww. They left his memorial looking exactly like his legacy.
Shana Tova and Happy New Year to all celebrating Rosh Hashanah. In New Jersey and beyond, may it be a year of peace, prosperity, and joy for all.
I thought autism was caused by drinking coke with pop rocks in it
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
This rabbit is a lieutenant colonel of the anarchist organization ANTIFA. The hierarchies are determined by ear height. And the opposition to fascism.
I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but thatโs bullshit you got autism from your dad
My mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me and all I got was this lousy t-shirt that is made of a coarser fabric than what I am comfortable with wearing
This rabbit is sick and tired of the nonsense. And there's so much nonsense. And this rabbit is sick and tired of it.
It's funny how angry the UK left is about Labour recognizing the Palestinian state. They really want to downplay its importance, I would argue, *because* they hate the idea that anyone's done anything. The UK left really manages to out-own goal the US's left who blame Democrats (only).
I accidentally pressed a button that detonated three-quarters of the munitions on the planet surface. And this is why humans shouldn't pilot alien spacecraft.
Now, not for nothin', but last I heard it was Reaper drones and/or some helicopters. That might be USAF and/or Army rather than Navy, no?
Happy Rosh Hashanana to those who celebrate.
Does anybody get that this is a Jethro Tull joke?
Is one of these you? No. This is all of us. Tomorrow is the rapture. It's important to get enough sleep before the rapture. Take a nap. Also, make sure you get your vaccines. Heaven has vaccine requirements including Covid and flu, MMR, Pneumonia, shingles (depending on your age), and DipTet.
The thing is all of these raptures have been real. It's just that nobody gets taken.
Should I watch clips of the Charlie Kirk funeral, or wait till Leni Riefenstahl edits it all together?
Former counselor to RFK Jrโs predecessor:
3 months ago, Senator Melissa Hortman, her husband, and their golden retriever were shot and killed in their home in a politically motivated attack by a conservative Christian disguised as a police officer. Not only was Trump golfing during her services, he doesn't even recognize her name.
Healthcare? The right to housing? Education? No. We need to pass a law that Wordle can't have double letters.
After the coming rapture you'll know we're all in hell because we'll be stuck with the smug, horrible religious people who think they're getting raptured.
John Deere. This probably isn't as funny as it could be.
So nice!
I'm cheap but I'm not easy! Okay. I'm cheap and easy. Now I want potato chips.
Ooh. That is a very sexy camera. 2.8 at 80mm in... medium? Format? So nice.
Personally, I insist all my bribes be provided in a package of potato chips. Well... okay then. All my bribes are potato chips. I'm very easy to bribe. Please give me some potato chips.
Hell yeah, I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday. Take all these monsters up to meet Jerry Falwell and James Dobson in the sky so the rest of us can go get our vaccines and abortions in peace
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Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.
Maybe this rapture will be different than the others
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
Iโve got a Disney adult sister and a Juggalo brother. Combined, we are: ANTIFA
To be fair, I do want to kiss those ears.
Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed, While I thy amiable cheeks do coy, And stick muskroses in thy sleek smooth head, And kiss thy fair large ears, my gentle joy.
The only thing even remotely historically accurate about the Alien: Earth series is that androids will tend to fight biologics by grabbing them by the jaw. More realistically they'll put their fingers in your mouth and their thumb under your jaw and then flip you upside-down or just fling you.
Never forget that it is an active decision by media institutions like the Times and the Post to keep this presidentโs *severe* mental and moral unfitness out of the headlines and discourse.
Ryan Fournier, one of the proactive grift-doxxers, was arrested for assaulting his ex-girlfriend and hitting her with a pistol a few years back. It's incredible how much these scumbags are profiting off of Kirk's death atop a phony high horse.
ANDY KIM ANDY KIM ANDY KIM!
A non-fungible token is a coin you can't grow mushrooms on.
Let me kiss thy fair large ears.
I changed up some Charlie Kirk quotes and substituted 'MAGA' in various places. Republicans shouldn't be offended because I'm just sharing an opinion. It's totally harmless. Just call it free speech on the flip side. I'm ready for my podcast now. Just JOKING. #RepublicanHypocrisy #FreeSpeech
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
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Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.
The British Left is making the American Left look good.
ernst-toller.de/filmscreenin... Opera coming.
I wonโt support a harmful, partisan bill that betrays the people I serve. Simple as that.
If it please the Tribunal I would now like to enter into evidence this letter from Goebbels absolving me of any culpability for carrying out any actions which led to the event. I'm sorry, what's that?
It's a play that's exactly what kids want. It's goofy. It's got a lot of funny characters. The donkey bit always *kills*. Everybody loves that play. How did these kids get the idea it wasn't good? I'm guessing it was a bowdlerized text they were learning from.
It still irks me that my entire class of honors-level 12th graders, who were taking college courses, somehow learned a hatred of Shakespeare earlier in their academic lives. Specifically, they hated A Midsummer Night's Dream. Like. How? Who did that to them? What happened? The play is hilarious!
I forgot the instrumental case: Grauflague
Glampaginous, glaeflt, glaor.
Glormp, glimp, glop.
Let me kiss thy fair large ears.
I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
When a public figure is assassinated you have to be respectful, which is why Charlie Kirk spoke so respectfully about Martin Luther King Jr.
Yo #Disney ... This you? www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
More and more people are saying this.
Sorry.
Took this today. @drewsky.app
You can't fool me. I know birds aren't real!
The dumbest possible timeline... so far!
Studio Exec: We want our scripts to be written by AI. Creative: But AI isn't up to it yet. SE: So why don't we have people write scripts as THOUGH AI wrote them? C: That would only work with a pre-existing franchise. SE: Okay. We'll start with Alien. C: Amazing! I'll get right on it.
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
It's amazing how far the wet-film technology has come. It has this other-worldliness to it (which I realize is in part your skill as a photographer) that makes for a beautiful "Oh I remember this... wait, no, it never looked like this" quality.
Mood.
A totalitarian movement must never achieve its goals, as that would eliminate the need for the movement itself. Even in victory, new enemies must be created in order to justify further cruelty and domination.
A special honor to be invited to be on the American Oligarch travel team.
Good golly! 3200? Not worth the hellscape but boy it is low-noise!
variety.com/2025/tv/news... This is what corporate collaboration with a fascist takeover of a formerly liberal democratic country looks like: Jimmy Kimmel Live Replaced With Charlie Kirk Tribute; Sinclair Demands Apology
idk i read in the free press that the real risk to free speech is three oberlin undergraduates who say geometry is ableist. this is pretty confusing to me.
I could be more politic. Still, we don't just plug into stuff because there's an open socket. ;-)
I struggle with local vs democratic control. Companies held by workers is cool, until their work (like media) is "bigger" than the company itself -- at what point does the rest of society have a bigger stake than the workers at *that particular place*? I know, age-old Anarchist question. ;-)
Don't even talk to me until I've had my first nanobot injection from the computer's apothecary.
This Midsummer Sueรฑo was pretty cool. redroomnyc.com/event/midsum...
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and heโd still have a job.
I think the press and the media have to be independent of other businesses and also they can't be monopolies. I think the Fourth Estate is an even bigger problem than the extremely flawed democracy. But also we should enshrine healthcare, housing, and education as rights.
I bet you can talk about Jane Austen for hours! That's a talent in itself! ;-)
Theater manager "We have two channels on this direct box so we need a second 1/4" to go into it." Me: "That. Isn't a thing." TM: "That's how we do it." Me: "Then somebody made a mistake. It isn't a thing." Sometimes I realize I'm just a pain in the ass.
Which is ironic because the moose is also opposed to hierarchical governance.
๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.
Republicans have no issues using they/them when talking about what one single person did to Charlie Kirk.
Antifascist moose says "Don't do a Fascism."
I watched this for way too long before I realized it was on a loop. youtube.com/shorts/npXZ7...
...they keep their stations filled with saltwater, which is a pain. We have to take off our spacesuits and put on drysuits and Dragers. The only people who are used to this are the deep-sea divers on the ambassador's ship.
The super-intelligent alien squids don't care about having artificial gravity on their space stations. They have the capability to spin up their stations, they just don't care. We have to do a lot of convincing to get them rotating their stations so we don't have to float around. I mean...
That may be true but saying mean things to ME is a RICO predicate act. This includes the voices in my head. Which is mostly just me. RICO. I'm a corrupt practice.
and heโs clearly had enough of Ezra Kleinโs shit
Booker: "Here's the thing, Mr Patel. I think you're not gonna be around long. I think this might be your last oversight hearing. Because as much as you supplicate yourself to the will of Donald Trump and not the Constitution, Donald Trump has shown us he is not loyal to people like you."
Skeptical bunny gives some side-eye.
Please, Abby is my nickname. Call me by my Christian name: Transgender Death Cult
-- leg up to upstart candidates because they only need to focus on one state (Iowa)* And also the weird um... it's late at night and my brain is falling asleep... *And yes, there are disadvantages to that too, see: White people.
...over the last half-century. I mean, desegregating the DNC was a HUGE step in favor of democracy. The primaries in the US are vastly more proportional than the Electoral College too. (The DNC doesn't do winner-takes-all in a given state). Plus, the way they're conducted actually gives a --
...of the people instead. But the DSA's position *seems* to be multiparty for Congress, two-party for President. I don't really see how that is better than primaries followed by a two-party election. Primaries I might suggest are a "goode thinge". And they've been getting more democratic...
Gah! Character count. So the EC is essentially like the parliament electing a PM. If you have a multiparty democracy that CAN sorta work but only if all the people in the EC are elected proportionally and they are free to wheel-and-deal for votes for President. But I'd rather that were in the hands
Yes. I mean. The EC is silly. I feel that there's a distinct mathematical problem otherwise. If you want a multiparty system but you're voting for a single office (President) then you run into a Condorcet Paradox issue unless you do ranked choice. Unless you use the EC the way a Westminster sys work