my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
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my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
tekken chauncey jsut confessed that he masturbated to the movie norbit because theres hot girls in it too and not just ones in fat suits
tekken chauncey said in the ethical media consumption discord that he just got done taking a Shit so big that it look like a human brain
hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online
ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass
i had to stop doing this because people were starting fake joe dirt accounts and posting the quote just to get my like . worm behaviour
i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade
pay per view efvent 30 pitbulls vs a helicopter $900 full access tv-ma
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."
tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???
cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails
did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??
when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .
know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it
Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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baby parrot like balloon i helped it
i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen
how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYgT... good
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it
WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you
"Suck Richerd Simmons Cock? Um, Yeah. Let's Not." - DRIL
flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
twitch.tv/piss Today: We Rescue Games Journalism Live On Stream .
absolutely no gaming stream "Fuck gaming" twitch.tv/piss
if they are morally opposed to sex work they will be given the option to donate the $100 to their favorite police officer
if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
its Gamer Monday with "Blue Prince" Live On Stream twitch.tv/piss
the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
twitch.tv/piss Our Enemies Are Afraid
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
twitch.tv/piss Truth of Becoming
twitch.tv/piss pope stream
losing the clorox deal because in 2017 i asked a woman if she wanted to come ot the boulder colorado marriott hotel and get "Blacked" by me
is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games
This, actually .
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog
i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart
Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
citizen app alert advises public to keep away from van nuys pier one imports as a dog was seen in the parking lot there eating its own pussy
say this 5 times fast
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
i guess its fine they showed us a video of child birth back in freshman health. but they didnt have to show one where she pooped
ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
let my story be told: in 2022 Hollywood mogul Terry Bradshaw sold me authentic cuban cigars that turned out to be Really hard pieces of poop
looks like its lid up
thats right thank you tom paine
"This Parking Spot Reserved For Mr. Suck Ya Dick"
ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose
j dawg funny moments
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
he is throwing up a lot of orange liquid. i showed him Mewtwo and he thinks hes Mewtwo now . crazy thing is... I think he might be right
Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form
GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"
the guy who got caught jacking off during challengers will start a meme investment option thats like vanguards intl equity index but funnier
i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
i only run the "I Fucking Love Sarcasm " account to fund my passion project: the "I Fucking Love Fealty" account
looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
Awesome