You should turn it into a fridge magnet!
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You should turn it into a fridge magnet!
just something to have on hand in these times
Stop with the bullshit. If you gave a single fuck about working people, you'd be fighting for us. Instead, you say NOTHING while Trump wipes his ass with the Constitution. You're all Vichy Dems, and that is why hating you has become a bipartisan activity. Polling at ~20% bc you are spineless twats
Nancy if you aren't going to talk about how we're living under fascism and now 3 American cities will be occupied by the military in violation of the Constitution, stfu. We are SOOOOO tired of Dems blathering about bullshit while Trump shreds our democracy. That is why your polling is in the toilet
Well, if there must be blood, at least you'll look fantastic while gutting someone like a fish
What?! OMG
That's such a good idea! Plus, costco sheet cakes are so good
I love it!
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I finally got enough of the kitchen unpacked that I can cook, so I celebrated with a simple roasted salmon with hot honey glaze, steamed broccoli, jasmine rice, and some fresh cucumber lime agua fresca I made. It's so good, and so nice to be able to cook again!
If you see this, post a chef
OMG you got a like from Martha?! Hell yeah, you've made it!
The lab is open! This is the only time since 2018 that I have not had 50+ orders in queue, so take advantage of the lack of turnaround time before it's gone haha. www.drjensbeautylab.com
Cast YOUR vote in the matchup of the century! Will the shit sandwich win or will the diarrhea sandwich win? I'm on pins and needles!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Democrats fighting HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, we DO deserve that, which is why every one of you useless Vichy fucks should worry about losing your jobs. YOUR OWN PEOPLE HATE YOU. Start fighting or gtfo of the way. We are so tired of this tepid bullshit, Ted.
Executive orders are not law.
Gotta say that Samsung front loading washers are terrible and break way too easily. (My 2nd one died this week) Can you find like an old Maytag one from the 70s/80s? Those will outlast time itself haha.
Found my Peg The Patriarchy shirt! #unpackingwin
Name and shame every one of these mfers. They should never have a moment of peace again.
This jagoff needs to be booed off every stage, especially when he tries to run for President.
I mean, that's super shitty, but WF is basically a cartoon villain version of a bank, so it tracks
Good for you, fuck these idiot eugenicists
former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey
Yes! My state telling RFK jr to eat a fat dick. Every state should do this
I am so excited for you! I hope it's a magical experience!!
This is us, America. This is who we are. Jesus fucking Christ
Initial attempts to rinse it off have proven unsuccessful; the oily residue on your hand has stolen all coherent thought from your mind, and all you want is for someone to flay you alive so you never have to experience a Texture again.
One thing I am not mad about is all the awesome food options here in KC. So many more than in Santa Fe! Like this AMAZING jerk chicken I got from a little hole in the wall caribbean place near me. Island Spice on 39th did me right!!
This is valuable information, unlike every other periodic table I've seen.
Yeeessssss
What movie character reminds you of yourself?
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I was having a crappy morning but now I feel much better about it haha
the harsh realization that every single administration hire is one of the shittiest unqualified mediocre people in the world
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
I'm so sorry, that's rough. Hugs
For REAL. I mean, it's Beyonce!
Whoa...pretty sure I would either pass out or say something so stupid
Got my fingers and toes crossed for you
I had to hit him with the 'you've now put in writing that you are fine with a fire hazard in the house, so when it burns down and catches the neighbors' houses on fire, I will be forced to share this with them in their lawsuit against you' I wasn't raised by lawyers for nothing
Anybody wanna help me find Joey here and maybe change his mind with some rolls of quarters in a sock?
Guess who is here right now venting the dryer to the outside? Never ever take shit from a landlord. Always look up the Landlord and Tenant Act in your state so you know your rights, cause these mfers will put your life in danger to save a few bucks.
Me to my landlord: hey, the dryer isn't vented to the outside, there's pantyhose over the vent tube, that's a serious fire hazard. Him: Well the tenant that lived there before never burned the house down. You'll be fine. (IN WRITING NO LESS) Me: What do you think the Housing Authority would say? 1/
Yessssss, that is a top tier birthday activity!
Mac says you should try rolling around on the floor, that always helps him feel better. He even made this instructional video for you!
PsyPost: 'Some neurocognitive deficits from COVID-19 may last for years, study suggests' 'At the time, no one anticipated something like Long COVID, but it was immediately clear that the effects of the pandemic would be long lasting, especially for brain health.' www.psypost.org/some-neuroco...
🚨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Here’s a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.
At this point, I think it's fair to call the GOP the Pedo Party. Wtaf? This is fucking sick. If they were my daughters, there wouldn't be anything left of him to arrest, they'd just find bits of him scattered around.
This is an absolutely devastating photo. What is wrong with us?
Um, I think if you exist in America in 2025 and don't have mental health issues, you're probably a psychopath
(Crumbles to dust)
OMG I love Central Reservation so much!
🧵 This is the most valuable thread I've ever put together. #RESIST ✊🏾 WHAT TO DO AT AN ICE CHECKPOINT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE/PRIVILEGED and/or FEEL THE NEED TO JAM UP THE WORKS.
i never want to hear the word bipartisan again
We do not deserve Black women. This is so great
it’s been a rough day, here are my boobs to look at if you need a second
Which had nothing to do with the passage cited, but you did your best, it's okay. Your interpretation was not valid, unless the goal was to deflect from men's ridiculous 'masculinity crisis.' Perhaps read it again? Assuming you read it at all. Maybe read it aloud, that may help
Got a new rug and Mac had to test it out for rollability
Weird that you got that from a passage specifically discussing how Dems are emasculating men. In case you aren't aware, 'emasculating' does not apply to women, so dude was explicitly referencing men's need to feel 'masculine' as a reason why Dems are failing.
So tired of experiencing dramatic times because men are unable to cope with their feelings. Perhaps they should be removed from all positions of power until they are less emotional.
Hell yeah good for you
😍😍😍
Athena is obsessed with squirrels, and gets deeply upset when they hang out in treetops and laugh at her. She swears she'll catch one one of these days...
Mac encountered his first ever cicada. Hilarity ensued.
Covid destroys your immune system over time, in a similar manner as HIV. This means that as your immune system weakens it will no longer be able to fight off infections (like M. pneumoniae) that folks with functional immune systems have no issue with. You can avoid this by wearing a mask in public.
I'm so sorry.
My mom decided to pick a fight with me over vaccines, cause she's gone full MAGA. You may not have met me, but it is never a good idea to start shit with me, bc I will rip your head off and shit down your throat. It didn't go well. She is currently super butthurt. 🤷🏻♀️ Don't want none, don't start none
I have 'block em like lego' stuck in my head now. Amazing!
I didn't know! But now I do!
I fear the United States is in her final hours.
Really cool news: this study has been expanded to include people whose LC started more than two years ago! Check it out:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (deep breath) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Holy/holey
I live in the Sex Jesus House 🤣
Just got the goss from a neighbor that my house that used to be a church also used to be a 'lifestyle club.' I am DYING, that is hysterical
Oh hey it turns out another thing Covid cautious people have been saying nonstop for several years is true: lockdowns did not cause “immunity debt,” and Covid infections DO cause immune disruptions that make you more vulnerable to other illnesses.
Just sayin'. 😅
What an asshole! I'm so sorry that happened
I ate the middest Mexican food with my mother the other day, which made me so sad, I hunted down a taqueria (bonus: it's super close to my house!) and am happily destroying some tacos al pastor. Thanks Camino Real!
❗️ALERT❗️ ICE making arrests at 8th & H St NE! Stay clear of the area! If you see someone being detained, get their name, date of birth, & a person to contact. You can DM us to coordinate getting that info to legal support
Seconded by a New Mexican
Important food safety info in this thread
RADIO ACTIVE SHRIMP
This post went viral on FB today, I thought maybe y'all would appreciate it too.
Okay but this is pretty good 🤣
Tell me you're white without telling me you're white. You can't express your appreciation for that song without shitting on a Black woman? 🙄
That is a really good suggestion, thanks
Not only does my mom have cancer, but she has very obvious signs of cognitive decline. I've seen her freeze while speaking, she's utterly incoherent at night, and she can't keep dates straight while looking at a calendar. But she thinks she's doing great. How do I get her to a neurologist?
The Verve Remixed/Unmixed series
Lesson learned amirite? They deserve nut kicks, not kindness
That's so gross jesus
This is from a leading #Longcovid expert. Risk of death lasts a year after any infection. Risk of all the below chronic health conditions lasts 3 years ( but note that was the length of the research, so could be longer?). Wear an ffp2 in addition to vaccinating and ventilated rooms.
'God don't make mistakes' and 'our gravy-making days are over' took me out 🤣
"The people we starved to death were already kinda like that" is morally indistinguishable from holocaust denial
