I just got Type 2 Diabetes watching this. 🤤
I just got Type 2 Diabetes watching this. 🤤
Your recipes always make me hungry! 🤤
A1 is underrated IMO. 🥩
Example of how fucked tariffs are: 1. company buys raw aluminum from the USA=tariffed 2. Foreign part maker makes car part=tariff 3. American car company buys part for car=tariff 4. Car export=tariff We're going to all be walking soon
OMG 😂. I love this for him.
Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.
Swalwell: The stock market is crashing, and prices are rising. This guy has gone to the Super Bowl, the Daytona 500, and a UFC fight. He should go to the fucking supermarket and see what people are spending to feed themselves
1/2 Warren Buffet, the most famous investor in the world & who Republicans fawn over just said, "Let's face it. Tariffs are an act of war." Then he was asked what it would mean for the economy? And he says, "Tariffs are going to cost people more money. Who do you think pays them? The tooth fairy."
just a little reminder that everything in crypto is either an outright scam or a beanie baby everyone who wants you to buy crypto at $50,000 bought in when it was $5 and YOU are their profit
Crypto, can’t see it, can’t touch it, unregulated, and no one can explain what it is, why the fuck are you buying it? It’s just rich people taking your money at their own terms. If you lose it there is nothing you can do.
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The one on the left. Looks like an action photo with your hair blowing in the wind. Lipstick color is 🔥
The elections were rigged!
Happy Birthday!!
This is hilarious. I especially like the annexation of Green Bay and the mystery Mississippi River announcement.
I voted for Trump. When he said he was going to let Elon do DOGE, I didn't know that he meant he was going to let Elon destroy the FAA and make me die a fiery death in an unregulated self-flying plane.
Same here. Save for 4 years then we can have nice things.
Me, at the store watching them bitches complain about $8 eggs and $30 chicken.
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Welp, this is it! Our democracy ends tomorrow:
Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
Art AND motivational philosophy! Multi-talented to be sure! I love that it is not typical. Messy and colorful, just like real life!!
930 sharp!
Every effing day! Wish I was the only one. Not sure how they find me. Maybe they can use their skills at finding people on the FBI most wanted list 🤷🏼♂️
Trump has threatened tariffs on many countries for a lot of reasons. Today he said he’d “tariff Denmark at a very high level” if it refused to cede Greenland to the US. That would drive up prices for American consumers on products ranging from hearing aids and Legos to popular drugs like Ozempic.
Wow! Biden completely outsmarted Trump with his executive order to permanently ban drilling in 625 million acres of ocean. Biden didn’t just sign it, he invoked the 1953 Outer Continental Shelf Lands Act. Trump can ONLY undo it with an act of Congress or in the courts. Dark Brandon strikes again!
Nebraska has some real bad options.
We can talk about his face in a minute, but check out that chyron.
Can the sky get any bluer?
The Cybertruck explosion outside a Trump hotel in Las Vegas was caused deliberately by incendiary devices. But what does it say about Tesla that’s so many people initially believed it was just because Cybertrucks are poorly built in designed?
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
Nothing better than a Runza at Memorial Stadium. Next time.
Did you eat a Runza?
The Sphere, 20 miles away.
The boat.
I hope you got the onion rings.
Thanks God for #Venmo - always follow the money...
Truth. 👇
Because Russia will hack those too? 🤷🏼♂️
Name the time and place.
This is truly the best legal advice we can give.
In Utah they soak often and for a long time….
Recalled is a better term. Just like all of the Teslas.
Make sure to add some saltine crackers for a little extra sodium.
The Las Vegas Strip from 20 miles away.
And they weren’t able to recover a brain from the scene.
Maybe Trump can name him Secretary of Defense because his offense is terrible.
I hear they do, it has a cult following.
This brought me back to pharmacology class. Thanks for the memories.
Decoy but looks cool.
Thanksgiving snacks.
This is super fun. Keep posting.
Please, please do something cool. We are waiting…