Alpha Chrome Yayo (@alphachromeyayo.com) reposted
I've had a long day But not as long as this
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I've had a long day But not as long as this
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Have you seen the LumpyTouch “Where’s Waldo” 8-bit horror videos?
Team Lazerbeam (@teamlazerbeam.bsky.social) reposted
🎨⛰️Indie devs, here's 2 game dev tips from Team Lazerbeam to help you make better video games:
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It seems society has… lost its marbles.
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Remember who Trump’s first HUD secretary was? Trump has decided that’s the spot for colored folks in the administration because it’s got urban in the title.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
The mother of this 56 year old should have enabled parental controls. nypost.com/2025/08/29/b...
Harry Nesbitt (@harrynesbitt.bsky.social) reposted
Since I'm unlikely to come back to this any time soon, I figured I'd share some half-baked updates on where I landed with my realtime GI system a couple of years ago before burning out. Maybe one day...
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Wii Fit is old enough to vote, and it’s still a useful hardware/software combo. A digital scale telling you you’re obese is a bit cruel, though.
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That camera is great.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
Nope (2022) dir. Jordan Peele
Eliot Higgins (@eliothiggins.bsky.social) reposted
When centrists adopt far-right rhetoric, they don’t make themselves stronger. They make themselves look inauthentic, legitimise the far right, and shift the political debate onto terrain defined by their opponents. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
That looks so cool, but they’re not selling it in the U.S. Oh well. At least I can get one imported from Japan… 😖 www.reuters.com/en/japan-pos...
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It is so clearly the Event Horizon setting off on its maiden voyage.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. That was the room that kind of broke the spell for me. The reward for the effort was so mediocre and the clues/solutions were dumb.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Saw a bugs bunny one today.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty sure those are icons, like on the screen. I’ve driven through this area, and there’s no giant circle with a heart on it south of Eugene.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
They should do a spinoff where this girl goes full John Wick-mode.
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In the original Macross/Robotech series, an idol singer talent show broadcast turns out to be vital to the survival of the human race.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
“For example, this spectacular glowing rock I keep in my breast pocket. *cough*” -Marie Curie
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Oh god. Thinking back to the times I’ve used object pooling and teleporting text fields to make an actual infinitely scrolling list work. FOR NOTHING.
Leena 🌵 (@leena.reuben.games) reposted
gamedev-ass tricks right there
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They built a peripheral and an application so you can use PSVR2 on a PC, but won’t ship drivers for their controllers? 🤦♂️
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I herald his beginning I herald your end I herald… Jughead
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You’re very talented. I would buy a print of this. So I could burn it.
Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) reposted
Rudy Giuliani just set a world record in the field of Statement That Invites More Questions Than It Answers.
Tokusatsu GIFs (@tokugifs.bsky.social) reposted
Ultraman Omega (2025) Episode 8
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
His relationships are so fucked, he can’t ask his wife or two daughters for help with this. And he’s probably too proud or afraid to ask the staff for help. He could probably ask Laura Loomer, and honestly it looks like her shade. 😬
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
It is such a curse that human brains can’t stop seeing faces everywhere. Sure it saves us from the occasional tiger attack, but now I have to throw away perfectly good pastry.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to see coworkers in their 20s squinting at their monitors and would try to tell them to get an eye exam. Glasses aren’t a punishment. Your whole body will feel better when you don’t have to hunch and squint to do your work. 🤓
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
Smash cut to RFK Jr.:
Bancho ZX (@banchozx.bsky.social) reposted
// From TV animation One Piece: Grand Battle! | From TV animation ONE PIECE グランドバトル! // PlayStation // Attract Demo
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You should mint this as an NFT to make sure it’s the absolute worst thing on Earth.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Where is it sweater weather right now? It’s going to be 32c in Los Angeles today. 🫠
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Bionic Commando retired to Stardew Valley.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I’m the one who clicked the “show” button, so I can’t put all the blame on you. *shudder*
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
I was playing my evening game of steamle.com, as one does, and the last game is a cheesy-looking FMV game that’s only available in Chinese. I assumed it must be really niche. 43,000 mostly positive reviews on Steam?! I need a translation patch. store.steampowered.com/app/3350200/_/
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That is a turducken of awful. With emphasis on the *turd*.
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But at least they got this photo to prove they met him. 🦅🇺🇸👷
Maaike (@maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social) reposted
Landlord coming over tomorrow so i fixed the loose curtains that had been bothering me for 2 years straight in 5 minutes Why are we like this
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Someone needs to invent a car-sized one of these: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up83...
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know how to break this to you, but there’s already a game that looks a lot like this. Came out a few years ago. I think it was called “Space Cargo Delivery Person.”
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
This looks like a restaurant idea that Kramer would pitch. “All appetizers, Jerry. You don’t have to worry about filling up on the appetizers, because that’s why you’re there!”
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Very few circumstances where I would feel safe around someone with any flag draped on their shoulders. Maybe if it was cold and the owner of a flag store took pity on them and offered some defective flags as blankets?
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Inflation and tariffs are just making it more and more expensive. Might as well go for it now.
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Now watching…
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Dear Mr. 🤖🍖, We regret to inform you that your last name is too distracting, and we spent most of the review period debating how to pronounce it. Sincerely, Oliver Clovezoff
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“There! Tiny Tim posted ‘That’s a shame.gif’. Surely he feels the loss of my passing?”
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
The Ignoraissance.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
Every U.S. seller on Bricklink.com just became brick tycoons.
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The goose is going to destroy that little punk.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
I still think he’d be a perfect Orion of the New Gods. (That’s not Peacemaker, but they have a similar helmet & color scheme.)
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my staple snacks subtly changed its ingredient list. I assume some form of shrink-flation. Turns out I was mildly allergic to the new recipe, and that was the reason I kept running to the toilet and literally thought I was dying.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you trying to get laid, or trying to feel good about yourself? If you’re getting laid, you could probably get the socks off before they notice, but the fart hole in your underoos will ruin the mood. Just living my life, the feeling of linoleum through a sock hole ruins my day.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
Join the underground subway.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
These sand batteries could be the key to the dragon-based heating and electrical system I’ve been talking about! We still need to study the risks of increased smaug levels.
UploadVR (@uploadvr.com) reposted
Birdseed VR lets you become an amateur birdwatcher with a new photography sim, supporting multiplayer and solo play. Details here: www.uploadvr.com/birdseed-vr-...
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But, if it gets a couple of noobs to scroll through HBOMax’s DC cartoons and binge Young Justice, I’m okay with that.
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There’s only one case I’m aware of. There was a documentary about it in the 80’s.
Delunado 👾 (@delunado.com) reposted
Yesterday we received the first Steam payment for Astro Prospector. So this is the first time I'm really really decently living, eating & paying rent with our OWN, self published games! It's a strange feeling, still a bit unbelievable. But it's real now :)
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
This is going to be a Halloween costume, isn’t it?
UploadVR (@uploadvr.com) reposted
Banners & Bastions, the mixed reality tower defense game from Not Suspicious, is available now in early access on Quest. Read our impressions here: www.uploadvr.com/banners-bast...
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We are _in_ the sci-fi dystopia, but we didn’t notice because we were looking for the black smog and flying cars.
Julien Kaspar (@julienkaspart.bsky.social) reposted
I finally finished my deep-dive article on DOGWALK, like I promised :D All about making a playable character in Godot with a choppy animation style! Plenty of visual examples & code snippets! Took quite a while to put together. studio.blender.org/blog/playabl... #b3d #godotengine #gamedev
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It looks so slick. Kudos all around.
Walaber (@walaber.com) reposted
My game "Replicube": Code, Logic, and Math never looked so TASTY🍉 25% off on Steam right now to celebrate back to school! s.team/a/3401490
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
I had a non-science teacher in high school say that eating local honey can help your allergies. I still have no idea if that’s fact or hokum.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Roblox is becoming the Kleenex or Xerox of online multiuser spaces.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
What about Kaldur'ahm Aqualad? I’d show up for a movie where he’s leading a team.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social)
Is Exit 8 the fastest game IP to movie conversion ever? Hope everyone involved is enjoying a pizza party with a sundae bar. 🥳🍕🍨
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Why doesn’t BlueSky have a bookmark function?! 📌
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Excellent photo.
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Are you going to be in “The Court Where it Happens?”
Amy Ash (@lolennui.bsky.social) reposted
So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning
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A Google alert just went off in the M3gan writers room.
UploadVR (@uploadvr.com) reposted
No Man's Sky is the first PS VR2 game to use PS5 Pro's PSSR AI upscaling, which combines with eye-tracked foveated rendering to deliver "ultra-high definition and incredible detail" in VR:
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It’s no The Gray Man.
UploadVR (@uploadvr.com) reposted
The latest Meta MR Utility Kit SDK update for Quest 3 lets Unity developers easily decode and 6DoF track QR codes:
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It was a salami sandwich. Not a comparable situation.
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They’re waiting to hear back about the letter they sent. If no response in six to eight weeks, a followup postcard.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Highlight was Hugh Grant doing a movie-length Michael Caine impression.
Dark Table (@drktbl.bsky.social) reply parent
Have you seen Operation Fortune on Hulu yet? New Guy Ritchie with Jason Statham doing a super spy/impossible mission sorta thing. Not as good as Man From Uncle, but never skip a Ritchie/Statham collab.
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Yeah. When the credits aren’t right at the beginning you risk…
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🤔😓🤷♂️
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 (@purestinnosense.bsky.social) reposted
Two dumb bitches telling each other "exaccctlyyyy" l.smartnews.com/p-65w1JaV2/R...
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You mentioned the other day that your PC hadn’t crashed for a bit, but you hadn’t extended the desktop onto your third monitor. That made me think it might be that your PC’s power supply doesn’t have enough wattage? That happened to me when I upgraded to an RTX a while ago.