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Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade

@drswingblade.bsky.social

Twitter is a cesspool.

created October 12, 2023

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5/9/2025, 4:43:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they can do it in international waters, they can do it at home.

4/9/2025, 2:15:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 1:56:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gross.

4/9/2025, 1:12:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 1:03:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a bunch of cucks.

4/9/2025, 1:02:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buy a superbox

4/9/2025, 1:01:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He sees poor Kentucky changing her spots?

4/9/2025, 12:44:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Powerful.

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4/9/2025, 12:39:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's uncommon, but possible..

4/9/2025, 12:37:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) reposted

About this Florida vaccine story: When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough. We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated. “Oh, they’d have died.”

3/9/2025, 10:06:59 PM | 23265 6844 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

A broken clock is still right twice a day.

4/9/2025, 12:28:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CAKE (@thebandcake.bsky.social) reposted

Powerful

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3/9/2025, 11:23:32 PM | 138 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrea Junker (@strandjunker.com) reposted

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

3/9/2025, 8:47:53 PM | 23414 5452 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

Corporate Welfare is pathetic.

4/9/2025, 12:10:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted

Dave Matthews band - Trump and everybody in his White House can kiss my ass!

1/9/2025, 12:26:28 AM | 2853 762 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) reposted

He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.

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31/8/2025, 3:28:16 PM | 18752 6491 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 2:11:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lame.

30/8/2025, 1:29:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every single episode of that show. Rinse. Repeat.

29/8/2025, 1:54:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

Like I said. They aren’t embarrassed by history, it’s their playbook.

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29/8/2025, 1:33:38 AM | 5981 1879 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) reposted

Just in case you forgot…

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28/8/2025, 5:29:48 PM | 10183 5062 | View on Bluesky | view

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F society

29/8/2025, 1:24:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted

“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis

28/8/2025, 6:59:11 PM | 5961 1694 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted

Shuler: If we push people to the edge—to the point where they can’t afford groceries, health insurance, or a place to call home—we can’t be surprised when they turn against the system they’re living in.

27/8/2025, 3:28:04 PM | 733 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Lincoln Project (@lincolnproject.us) reposted

"Trump has vowed repeatedly to halve power prices within 12 months...Instead, residential electricity prices have climbed about 10% from January until May and are projected to rise another 5.8% next year" https://bloom.bg/4fTtifb

27/8/2025, 3:30:10 PM | 758 254 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:04:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jen 🌻 (@bunnibytz.bsky.social) reposted

"A whistleblower says that a former senior DOGE official copied the Social Security numbers, names, and birthdays of over 300 million Americans to a private server accessible by other former DOGE employees" www.npr.org/2025/08/26/n...

26/8/2025, 7:03:34 PM | 85 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social) reply parent

What about crime per capita as a follow up..

27/8/2025, 1:57:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How dare you.

27/8/2025, 1:04:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude is fried.

27/8/2025, 1:03:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Stein (@sstein.bsky.social) reposted

The president saying he has the right to take your kitchen table should be a kitchen table issue.

26/8/2025, 9:14:03 PM | 1076 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Most striking thing about this clip is not Trump floating the idea of being a dictator (again) and claiming some want that. The most striking thing is his sneering dismissal of the counter argument "freedom." Only modern US president to explicitly oppose freedom. Should be the basis of opposition.

26/8/2025, 2:23:03 PM | 2506 630 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz.bsky.social) reposted

The basket of deplorables is now a barrel of crackers.

26/8/2025, 11:36:04 PM | 2860 448 | View on Bluesky | view

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Surprised they didn't put Derek Chauvin on their cover..

27/8/2025, 12:47:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jen 🌻 (@bunnibytz.bsky.social) reposted

(AP) — A conservative election researcher whose faulty findings on voter data were cited by President Donald Trump as he tried to overturn his 2020 election loss has been appointed to an election integrity role at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. apnews.com/article/heat...

27/8/2025, 12:31:59 AM | 38 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

He obviously never went to Vietnam.

27/8/2025, 12:43:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 12:41:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fanta Virus (@bazookajoe204.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

how voters feel about big corporations:

courtroom photo of Luigi Mangione, the guy with the eyebrows who knocked off an insurance CEO in NYC
26/8/2025, 7:39:45 PM | 210 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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And expensive af.

27/8/2025, 12:32:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

A very simple Google search..

27/8/2025, 12:27:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bxbstx cost me my dentist last month...

27/8/2025, 12:13:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social) reply parent

Time to lean, time to clean!

27/8/2025, 12:10:53 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melanie D’Arrigo (@darrigomelanie.bsky.social) reposted

Immigrants aren’t stealing your jobs. But employers are stealing $50 billion in wages from workers each year.

26/8/2025, 12:53:19 AM | 5089 1336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason Hickel (@jasonhickel.bsky.social) reposted

China spends 95% less than the US on healthcare per capita, but has a healthy life expectancy that is *4 years longer*.

25/8/2025, 9:37:03 PM | 462 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social) reposted

THIS.

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25/8/2025, 5:44:13 PM | 295 65 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Trump: "The whole issue of the women. Comfort women. Very specifically. We talked and that was a very big problem for Korea, not for Japan. Japan was, wanted to go, they want to get on. But Korea was very stuck on that."

25/8/2025, 5:34:34 PM | 1469 353 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/8/2025, 3:38:36 AM | 946 215 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley P. Moss (@bradmossesq.bsky.social) reposted

They gaslit you all throughout the election.

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24/8/2025, 5:03:46 PM | 22864 6681 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Graham Simpson (@grahambs.bsky.social) reposted

Submerged in 40 meters of water off Scotland's coast, a turbine has been spinning for more than six years to harness the power of ocean tides for electricity — a durability mark that demonstrates the technology's commercial viability. 👍 uk.news.yahoo.com/underwater-t...

24/8/2025, 8:12:44 AM | 1176 330 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted reply parent

It’s not the first time Jim Jordan has covered for sexual abusers. The Republican Party is no longer functioning as a political party. It’s a child sex trafficking and sexual abuse ring. Reprehensible.

24/8/2025, 12:36:00 AM | 2908 974 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Yup

24/8/2025, 1:15:33 AM | 126 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michelle Wu 吳弭 (@wutrain.bsky.social) reposted

Not just any supporter—a compatriot helping Trump with flights to Guantánamo

23/8/2025, 9:56:26 PM | 322 122 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

He’s wanted to declare martial law from day one. Bypass all checks and rule as a tyrant. Many have speculated how he’d do it. Now his gambit is clear. DC was a test. He’s using manufactured crime stats to send troops into blue states & cities. This is not a drill. Democracy is at defcon 1.

23/8/2025, 11:21:25 PM | 19143 6367 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:30:54 PM | 8927 1618 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Americans for Tax Fairness (@4taxfairness.bsky.social) reposted

Inflation rose by 22.6% from 2019-2024. In that same period, the 100 lowest-paying corporations paid their CEOs 34.7% more. Worker pay didn't even keep up with the rate of inflation. Those corporate tax breaks will never, ever, ever trickle down. WE ARE BEING SCAMMED.

23/8/2025, 9:17:07 PM | 4754 1434 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 9:02:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just learned about these studs last spring.

23/8/2025, 8:58:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

🔥 STEWART: “This is the lie they tell you — that all this money flowing towards corporate interests is actually for YOUR benefit…. That government intervention for corporations is our ‘FREE MARKET’, but government intervention for workers is ‘SOCIALISM’.

23/8/2025, 1:25:07 AM | 13919 5630 | View on Bluesky | view

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China will own every technology in the world while the US looks more and more like North Korea and Pyongyang everyday.

23/8/2025, 12:12:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

Onion, eat your heart out.

23/8/2025, 12:04:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's the getting home part that will be a struggle.

22/8/2025, 9:32:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Perfect Union (@moreperfectunion.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Trump announces that the CEO of Intel has agreed to give the U.S. government a 10% stake in the company.

22/8/2025, 7:35:05 PM | 229 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

He's gotta protect himself and all his rich friends at the cost of the American people. No matter what.

22/8/2025, 6:25:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Crucial not to lose sight of two things 1) Vice President isn’t a law enforcement position. He has no legitimate say in criminal cases. 2) Legitimate law enforcement investigations start from evidence indicating reasonable suspicion of a crime, not from the White House having a political grievance

22/8/2025, 5:31:03 PM | 547 161 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Powell: "GDP growth has slowed notably in the first half of this year, to a pace of 1.2%, roughly half the 2.5% pace in 2024. The declining growth has largely reflected a slowdown in consumer spending ... higher tariffs have begun to push up prices in some categories of goods."

22/8/2025, 2:12:47 PM | 11148 3875 | View on Bluesky | view

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Season 3 coming in late 2028.

22/8/2025, 1:39:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just painting over oxidized metal will only cause quicker corrosion of that shitty ass wall.

22/8/2025, 1:33:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

On December 14, 2012, a mass shooter murdered 20 children, ages 6 and 7, and six adults at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut. Four days later, evangelical author James Dobson claimed the mass shooting was God's retribution for abortion and gay marriage. He died today at 89.

22/8/2025, 12:45:01 AM | 9493 1953 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kasey Gifford (@kaseygifford.bsky.social) reposted

B-but, aside from toxic gun culture, car dependence, harmful food additives, impossible health care system, long covid, brutal work/life balance expectations, lack of social safety nets, opioid epidemic and nonexistent mental health services, how could this have happened?? slate.com/technology/2...

21/8/2025, 5:37:16 PM | 1200 375 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

They could kick every person they ever dreamed of kicking out of the United States, and Healthcare would only increase in price. The cheapest insurance you'll ever pay is the payed last month in our current system.

21/8/2025, 8:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Top seller.

21/8/2025, 6:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was there today!

21/8/2025, 3:19:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

Hey look. It’s the worst economy since the last time Trump was in office. Probably just a coincidence

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20/8/2025, 6:09:12 PM | 4832 1645 | View on Bluesky | view

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TEMO White House

21/8/2025, 1:01:29 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Work day listening: Tom Morello’s ‘F-ck ICE’ Playlist Featuring the White Stripes, Bruce Springsteen, Public Enemy

20/8/2025, 6:48:16 PM | 854 218 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/8/2025, 4:52:24 PM | 14023 3598 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn't understand the joke.. none of them do.

21/8/2025, 12:25:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 11:19:13 AM | 558 92 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looks like lots of chairs to piss on..

19/8/2025, 12:58:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Piss all over their seats.

19/8/2025, 12:54:53 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're #1!

19/8/2025, 12:53:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂

19/8/2025, 12:53:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TEMO WH

19/8/2025, 12:46:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What idiot doesn't know you need to bring in your license plate to vote?! 🤡

18/8/2025, 10:48:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted

😡

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18/8/2025, 3:17:16 AM | 137 54 | View on Bluesky | view

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How embarrassing.

16/8/2025, 3:19:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thor Benson (@thorbenson.bsky.social) reposted

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

15/8/2025, 10:54:41 PM | 19228 3838 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) reposted

The ART of the Deal: NO DEAL

16/8/2025, 12:12:49 AM | 3698 701 | View on Bluesky | view

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Illinois should sue for likeness.

15/8/2025, 11:53:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They didn't talk for one second about Ukraine.

15/8/2025, 11:40:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sex.

14/8/2025, 1:12:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture More Perfect Union (@moreperfectunion.bsky.social) reposted

Approximately 75% of all food imported into the U.S. will now be hit with the Trump tariffs. That's $163 billion worth of food currently facing tariff rates ranging from 10% to 30% or higher.

13/8/2025, 4:37:55 PM | 463 159 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Whirlybird Swingblade (@drswingblade.bsky.social)

And yet union members continue to vote GOP year after year..

14/8/2025, 12:37:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reaction is always better for the victims.

13/8/2025, 1:53:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is where we are..

13/8/2025, 12:52:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 birds, 1 stone for someone who wants to live in infamy.

13/8/2025, 12:32:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is what he meant when he said they won't need elections anymore.

13/8/2025, 12:31:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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