anymore?
anymore?
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Anyone who assaults a police officer in DC will be charged with a felony. Especially if they do so during our forthcoming military funeral for Ashli Babbitt. by Jeanine Pirro
Approximately 100% but that's an estimate, could be higher.
You think we didn’t notice how it wasn’t until they came for IDC and an entire University that you got your collective ass into the game? And how comparatively muted you were when the DEI attacks kicked off?
[Rubs hands together] LET'S RUIN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY.
In a word: Bullshit.
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
I'm 11 days behind, how is life in the future? Do we have flying cars yet? Happy birthday!
necrotizing fascistitis
Every time I feel discouraged about the value of my work in the midst of all of this, I remember that if education did not matter, they would not be attacking it so hard. If humanities and the sciences did not matter, they would not be attacking it so hard.
Always a good day to listen to that album.
lol, economists.
Art life. Painting by Simon Quadrat
This is the content I come to social media to find.
Given that the source material for Wicked is one of the worst written books in the history of fiction, it is impressive that the musical story is only a -3.
President LePetomaine demands a harrumph outta that guy.
Heckuva job Brownie
I hope Amazon carries vaporators after the apocalypse. I'm sure the local Trump warlords will take a hefty cut though.
Once again A.R. helps us see through the ways malignant narcissists attempt to control narratives. Also, a fun way to respond to these moral hazard question-eers is to ask mundane questions. "What temperature is it inside the trolley?" "In this scenario, am I right handed or left handed?"
Up with trolleys! Down with problems!
This took me a second and then oh my god
Atrocities Keep Getting In Frame Of D.C. Tourist’s Shot https://theonion.com/atrocities-keep-getting-in-frame-of-d-c-tourists-shot/
Neuronal diversity is written in transcriptional codes 🧬. But what is the logic of these codes that define cell types and wiring patterns? To find out we built a #scRNAseq developmental atlas of the Drosophila nerve cord and linked it to the #connectome 🪰🧠 #preprint thread ⬇️1/8
This takes less than 30 seconds, and supports a great meeting.
Asking my #DevBio @socdevbio.bsky.social & #Neuroscience @sfn.org colleagues to join me in donating to the ABRCMS conference poster award fund. I am sure there will be 🤩 posters on these topics @ ABRCMS 2025 in Nov, let's make sure there is award $ to recognize their work! abrcms.org/donate/stude...
How many Fox News hosts does it take to help Trump do 3 pull ups?
Child abuse aficionado James Dobson dead at the tragically advanced age of 89.
It could have happened to a nicer man.
The epicoolome contains many the catchysphere, but not the metadorkverse
I'm not right wing but some of this "woke" stuff is a little over the top [6 months later] Slavery was fine. Your city is under martial law
the shrimp cooks itself, right? a bit of a slow boil, but this could be a big development in convenience food
The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post
![r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreigd4ytwxolisa7hyct6pyoprf6vqdzvyevq44rtyv4zjeurlw3uii@jpeg "Click to view full size")
So, so good! His work continues to mature in ways I hadn't anticipated.
I had that game too, the first thing you had to do was replace the wimpy rubber bands they provided and get the reinforced ones, THEN you could assault the castle.
God how I miss the Obrack Ofuane centuries...good times.
RFK Jr., back at the lab: "No no, I said two parts roadkill, one part whale juice! Do I have to do this all by myself?"
From this month's edition of The Onion.
that is AWESOME! Congrats Needhi!
The Washington Nationals have surrendered 80 hits in their last four games. The last time a team did that was 93 years ago, by the 1932 Cleveland Indians
He who fails to learn from history shall rewrite it in his favor.
This arises from personal characteristics and career incentives within the realm of peer-adjudicated science in reputable venues. You are trying to deceive your peers and mislead your field, not just score fake points in a local admininstrative reward system that can count but can't read.
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
Grandpa Klansman's brain is leaking out his ears and everyone's just sort of like 'eh, that's life' 🤷♂️ I hate it here.
Folks, George W Bush was an absolutely TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE President. PLEASE understand this.
Kids, gather round while I tell the story of The Emperor's New Wings
Congratulations!
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Americans that Republicans are good for the economy
I can't "like" this, it's too heartbreaking
this is excellent. Good for the @forward.com for publishing it.
Vaccines are safe. Fuck all y'all fascist motherfuckers
In retrospect, significant deference and cultish adoration of elite universities might have been a mistake y'all. Who knew?
Agreed. This one is in my top ten. youtu.be/B2T3wocFXy0?...
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
"As a man who owns women himself, I want to apologize to Mr. Cornett for falsely saying that one of the women he owns might have less value than she clearly does."
I remember a Jon Stewart stand up where he pondered a scenario in which a Conservative was penning a perfect bill to cure real societal problems, but then just the thought of one man's balls hitting another man's ass forced him to kill the whole thing.
Dear reviewers, Fuck you. That is all.
anytime anyone asks for an audiobook rec, I say Shades of Gray by Jasper Fforde, read by John Lee. I thought the book was okay when I read it, but I find Lee's performance brings the book alive in ways I never imagined.
If you haven't read this series, make time to do so, it's magnificent. A real meditation on what happens after massive revolutionary reorganizations of power. Literally, how do people behave when their gods fall?
Rereading the Divine Cities Trilogy, this "quote" just kills me every time.
that is awesome!
How impressive is he? Forcing the tie breaker and then to have that much control after 5+ hours of tennis.
Don't tell Trump, but the best revenge on Elon would be to fully restore all the NIH and NSF funding that DOGE cut. Ultimate spite move
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
Just gonna leave this here
ME: two of my most hated enemies are going to drag each other down YOU: right, the Trump-Musk thing ME: the what
"I was this pedophile's biggest supporter until he was personally mean to me" seems like a bit of an own goal.
incredibly cool work!
Got to get that toxic crude out of the ground so it can heal....
Darkly amusing that every pencil-neck conservative chud decided the only way to not be gay is to avoid all women and anything to do with women and hyperfixate on gaining constant approval from their image of the ideal man, who appears to be a non-verbal emotionally stunted cowboy built like He-Man.
We are playing Dr Worm from Beast of Horns on Jimmy Kimmel on May 6, and touring the west coast immediately after! tmbg.com
this is such a blow to my self esteem. I thought I was good at coming up with the dumbest ideas, only to learn I'm an amateur.
welp, I guess my "can waffles cure AD" as an example of a ridiculous hypothesis in my RCR course needs to be re-evaluated.
New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...
Agreed. We have had a few "almost" foster failures. Even though I feel they ended up in good places, it feels like a loss. I think the dogs are so lucky to have you as a place to get love and experience joy until they find that forever home.
Federal Regulators Hold Celebratory Seatbelt-Cutting Ceremony — theonion.com/federal-regu...
Congrats Edan! This is awesome!
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
Let's do some math. Can you own a livable home - in a reasonably sized town or city in the continental USA, saving $65/wk for 5 years, with a $30k annual salary, including mortgage, taxes, and home insurance? With enough left over to satisfy living conditions in that town? Here we go:
Voters: This shit is massively unpopular, please someone do something. Democrats: If he drops below 35% we'll grow a spine. No, make it 25%....20% Republicans: (Twirls villain mustache while laughing) feckless losers!
maybe her bag is a terrorist and deserves to disappear with no way of getting it back
Hey Democrats, let's make this simple - per our legal system and historic norms: Innocent: Abrego Garcia Proven Guilty: Donald Trump
Black Mirror pitch: POTUS destroys democracy in 90 days. Everyone watches it happen on their phones. The opposition party leaders are 85 years old and post "Hey, stop" once a day. Toiletries are locked behind glass. An evil online bookstore sends Katy Perry into space for feminism. [fin]
Yell it from the mountains!
As someone directly affected by this, let me be clear: I'd rather lose my job because Harvard chose to fight than keep my job and see a generation of white supremacists parade its corpse around like a war trophy.
Mysteriously, the small koi pond across the street from this house was populated the day before, and now is strangely empty. Probably just a coincidence.
[removes lab goggles] gentlemen, we have done it: we have made the MOOC ten times as expensive as a regular college