Me: “Yes you are, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.”
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Me: “Yes you are, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.”
Garyballs And of course the forthcoming Garyballs 2: The Search for More Money.
Technically the atmosphere is a kind of filter. 🤓
I see that someone installed something called DailyHorror.exe back in January. Perhaps that’s part of the problem.
If it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene, you may keep her. We don’t need that back.
Is this a subskeet at Spirit? 🤭
For sure!
Not even sure I should pay attention to this matter, tbh.
Thursday Murder Club on Netflix is delightful fun.
ABC already caved to this administration before any of them were even in charge. There’s no hope there.
Hopefully Jeremy cleaned up the party!
How drunk was Roodles the Clown when this happened? Was he trying to show the woman his chram? Is he related to the woman?
She just can’t stop licking those boots thinking it will save her job. Those of us who live and vote here are watching.
For the first time ever, I’m a little sad it’s only been a year since I was last summoned for jury duty.
100% correct
Congratulations 🍾 👬❤️
If it’s the Broadway musical version, I demand that Amneris be played by a drag queen!
Happy Birthday, Paul! 🥳
I do not
They’re allowing regular passengers now?
Schrödinger's President
Big strong men with tears in their eyes will be coming up to him saying, “Sir, you look like death warmed over!”
Weak, low energy. SAD! Has anyone told @jaketapper.bsky.social?
Holy shit, Dexter! 😱
It really is time to end this whole industry. Straight into the bin. 🚮
In retrospect, not taking today off was a poor choice.
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
The post credits scene between Ethan Peck and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social on this week’s #StarTrekSNW was such a delight! 👏👏👏
I’m guessing she sees placating Stupid Hitler as the better bet to keeping her job. I hope the voters of DC remember this come primary time though.
Mayor Bowser just seems fine going out in front of the cameras to dig the hole deeper with the people of DC each day. 🚮 It is a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation, but it’s still unfortunate to see.
It appears that about half their airport shops are beach-themed! You could find an outfit that would make all the retirees jealous, probably.
When you tell your decorator, "I'd like my house to look so insane that Liberace would find it over the top and tell me to tone it down."
Everything is so stupid and infuriating.
Noted concern troll and fall-in-line Republican, Susan Collins, who can therefore be tossed in with the MAGA Nazis? A truly embarrassing take. Delete your account.
INNOCENT.
That’s one hell of a checklist!
Who?
My brain read the cut off text to the side as "The Fresh Group of Gays"
Ahh yes, fly past your destination and then take a train back to it!
Reminder that the basket of deplorables is also a basket of unfuckables!
Four (4)
Narrator: He will.
But think of all the money wasted along the way!
Thank you, Ibra!
Transit FTW!
Don't forget your:
I remember doing that each morning through pretty much all of elementary school (K-6th grade where I grew up), but not in Junior High or High School. It was also very common in the Boy Scouts when I was part of that as a kid.
Way to go, America! We could have had normalcy and this great VP, but no, you had to vote for racist Donald Petty Cankles and the couch fucker!
How shameful and embarrassing for him. 🚮
Did Kimi get some watermelon?
*for several years
INNOCENT
Are you surrounded by federal law enforcement and need something to throw?
Sometimes more than once a day. Walks are good for people too!
FREE DC.
Oscar van Rhijn (Blake Ritson) in this week’s episode of Foundation!
The power of balcony Ethan (feat. blep) compels you!
1. My Dad had an old Atari we were able to get to work when I was a kid.
Indeed ☹️
Mid-80s, sun, and dew points below 60°? Truly delightful for August in DC!
We need to deport every member of this administration to the middle of the north Atlantic. Unrepentant assholes, the lot of them.
Everything is awful, so I might need to make a large spritz and go to the pool to read for a bit.
What about curling? 🥌
I love soup!
Playtime while the country is burning seems in poor taste to me.
Go to the gym! I mean, if you want to. I’m not the boss of you.
Democrats need to stop listening to milquetoast, shitty, overpaid consultants.
I bet he might even play "Fight Song" loudly while writing the next strongly-worded letter!
No more Wiseguy Pizza for me, it appears. 🚮
Celia Rose Gooding was very good in this week’s #StarTrekSNW
The Newsroom
Congratulations! 👏👏👏👨✈️
1. Extreme doubts about this happening 2. If it does, he wants a fight. Don't give him one. Be sure to boo him loudly and call him a nazi, but no throwing things or other violence. #FreeDC
I hope the universe does something much better with those elements next time around. 🚮
Would also not have voted to overturn DC’s laws like Mark did.
Amazing! Such a uniquely specific era in Utah history.
I like potato chips AND money, but please keep them separate. Also, I will not do anything for you for either one.
Should I admit to my initial approach to the shrimp at Mullboon’s (IYKYK) as a child?
False. Amusing, talented, and I can imagine your skeets in a cute Australian accent in my head.
I think I will stick to the foods I am eating already, thanks.
Drivers in this town are shitty enough without the National Guard, who should not be here, adding to the problems. 😡
Nobody should be following any instructions from Judge Boxwine. What an absolute clown show.
Wait, let’s ask @jaketapper.bsky.social!
Where does he go when you, for example, fly several places in short succession?
Accurate. Being “this hurst because I slept wrong” years old is awful.
World War 3 incoming!
Why Greece when this nation could probably improve with being set on fire at this point?
Too late. 🙁
What the fuck is the plane model doing there?! What a fucking toddler!
Not very fuel efficient, tbh.
He’s told some staffer that it must be more gold every day or they’re fired. I would bet on it.
How do I subscribe to darthNOW+ ?
I don’t know, but if I don’t have lipstick, can I have two drinks instead?
I am now reminded of Guy Pearce circa 1994. 🥵
I will always remember seeing it for the first time in the theater with my Dad when I was a kid.
#TeamIbra
I . . . what did I just watch?