Tim Cook:
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And what is he doing for the 3 Denver teens that were shot in thier school this afternoon? I’d be surprised if they get any mention.
Very true, 100% Also true:
AI is still waiting for it's Pets.com moment.
I’m going to take the science as settled and sit back down.
S’ok, it’s only 3.34 years… 😞
The monkey’s paw twist is that no one set a minimum quality threshold.
You can’t relive something you missed.
“Safety-First” 👍
The true faces of Disney
Is one emotion “the name is SO bad..”?
NRA for 50 years: “Let’s f@ck around” America: *finds out*
To be fair, dead soldiers are extra scary.
Change ‘and’ to ‘or’
They’re gonna try blaming the auto-pen, aren’t they?
Is it in Row J?
"Sir, please leave the Blockbuster, you are scaring the other customers."
it's the view that being an official is a personal gift, rather than a responsibility.
I assume the surprise guest is the puppy, and respectfully ask that you greenlight a series for him/her alone immediately.
“Once everyone has cancer there will be herd immunity” - The Worst Kennedy
hmmmm. #PedoPatio was right there.
if they go on sabbatical and come back, are they "Re-Agents"?
That is one fancy sleigh.
Well, just so long as she’s pivoting away from her over-sexualized perception
“If they’re killed they weren’t American” Dodging accountability is their only skillset.
I am here for when Elon sues himself for “attacking free speech”
Making her look like Mbaku seems unnecessary. Unless she’s infiltrating the Gorilla Clan?
Those are an invasion force. Do not approach, they will attack without notice. We’ve decided to liberate you all from the European scourge.
*refried lady
shittiest Tom Clancy book I've yet read.
bsky.app/profile/dutc... You just have the wrong kind of shots
These are the necessary opening moves for application to join Canada.
The challenge is knowing which opinion is the man's and which is the brain worm's
"No, no tea, thank you"
"Biden's fault"
*replace all* Chicago -> Canada
If you really applied yourself, I believe you could be. Don't sell yourself tall.
Whoever has the trademark on Trumpcession is going to make a lot of money, and for decades and decades. Everyone else? Not so much.
His only concern is the Trump Family Economy and it is doing very well. So…
B-I-N-G-O?
“Because fewer people die of communicable diseases, more are dying of lifestyle conditions. We have to put a stop to that.” - The Worst Kennedy
You’ve finally left Biden’s Economy behind and are fully in Trump’s
This sort of personal growth is something careers of self-help gurus are made of.
August - six = .... What happened in February to change things?🤔
perfect = 4.5 ⭐ yeesh, what do they want for 5?
also the finest flesh-coloured-robot actor of his generation.
Admittedly, it took over 500 years after Willie the Conq for y'all to give up that presumption...
You don't even mention the best part - free tubers!
Takes some people a little extra time to come around.
bsky.app/profile/dutc...
if there is "no way to know" what good would looking at the data do?
... RFK Jr: It takes a lot of work, but I am willing to put in the time.
"No one saw this happening and it's not happening and it doesn't matter because we just have to get out of Biden's Economy" - MAGA Coping
Considering Melania's speech was obviously written by AI, the whole thing is Ouroboros.
That puts the man at minimum 992,073.62 miles in space. Sounds about right.
America is becoming an on-shore #TaxHaven for, like, 25 people.
The majority still let this happen. Until it's fixed, that doesn't let them off the hook.
*was thin Now it's cracked like a creme brule after the first bite
If the canary is singing, things are fine. It’s when it dies that is the signal to get out. Journalists really need to understand their idioms.
“It’s called balkanizing, a word I made up, no one’s ever heard it before, but it fits…”
You're looking at it wrong. Boomers and Silenters have bad knees and are having their drivers licenses away.
Expensive
We have been warned.
That movie never happened so the crime doesn’t exist. It. Never. Happened.
Ok, buster. 🙄
It seems like that would be something that is easy to know with certainty.
A five year review of the Model Y: My Tesla is a joy to drive, an ease to live with, and full of problem-free software. I do have plenty of space to worry about the fraught sociopolitical aspects.
I'm not going to look up what Bowser they're talking about so that it won't ruin this image in my mind.
So stupid Of course you’d only put them on the sunlit side!
More of an unpaid internship than a job
There can be only double-double
Top candidate of his generation, pants down, no questions asked
American versions of almost all shows are flop Taskmaster Coupling Am’s Got Talent (just bad in general) Etc Etc Etc Exceptions are The Office and Have I Got News For You
Admittedly, ours didn’t have a ‘terrifying laugh’… 😒
Electoral Record Carney: 100% Pollievre: 88.8% Speaks for itself really.
Sure…
Elon is worried exclusively about low ‘Western’ population and ‘extinction’ of another W word.
You forget Dan Quayle.
For the last time, if there are fewer people, there will be less consumption. There is no growth without consumption. AI is a product, so increasing product doesn’t help if there is no one to purchase (aka consume) the product. We have no model for this type of demo collapse but the Black Death.
“Ok, that’s question 1. Q2: Did you play any sports in school?”
There are two things that define an economy, the amount of production and the amount of consumption. Any imbalances is trade (in or outbound) If you have less consumption it means less economic activity. There’s no AI’ing your way out of it.
Economics is still economics. Nothing you’ve listed is generating net new consumption to make up for the drop from there being far fewer people. At best, consumption is being substituted or a delivery channel is changing. At worst, new consumption is generating less economic activity.
Economic growth is tied to growth of the consumer class - young adults and new parents. If you don’t have oodles of people in this age bracket to buy goods then it doesn’t really matter how many robots there are to make things or care for the elderly.
Robots don’t consume market goods. You can’t maintain an economy on production alone.
Japan also hasn’t collapsed. It is more like genteel decline. China is a whole other magnitude. And they aren’t even counting any more.
Whaddya expect when version control is handled by ChatGPT?
Japan has been in decline. But it’s been rather gentle. But they too have reached a crisis point. China hit crisis about 15 years ago.
I wasn’t aware of and refuse to acknowledge a RC3
Food
Terminal demographic collapse and unbound economic dis-management means China won’t exist as a state in a decade. It’s a conundrum.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Is because you haven’t cracked their secret pronunciation of “eN:1”?
There is no Robocop 2. It’s not a sequel.
Wrong type of body evacuation, methinks.
“In Communist Church, sin confesses you”
#DidNotSeeThatComing
People are only upset because the 250 year hold wasn’t fully respected.