I doubt the delay is actually indicative of anything meaningful, but words truly fail me to describe how bad it looks to a) have to do a proof-of-life press conference in the first place AND b) have to push it back by an hour and counting
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I doubt the delay is actually indicative of anything meaningful, but words truly fail me to describe how bad it looks to a) have to do a proof-of-life press conference in the first place AND b) have to push it back by an hour and counting
I'm only half paying attention, but I'm pretty sure I just heard RFK's voice shouting "MORE LEACHES" faintly in the background.
Yeah this is envy more than anything. I, too, would like to be obscenely bad at my job, make millions, and not be held responsible in any way!
You should talk more about the things you love. Especially online.
The hit rate on these mergers sure seems like it’s absurdly small…
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
If people get mad when actual zoo animals are sleepy or just laying rounding, imagine how much madder they’ll be at the sex zoo inhabitants!
Goin’ out like Stan Chera!
WAIT, WHAT?
[dad standing on screen porch observing thunderstorm] we needed this
This is going to be something stupid like the Constitution is now an NFT, but the speculation is going to reach an absolute frenzy anyway
Searched Tmo Bardy on 247 and it came up with nothing, which is weird because he’s going to be on the Tar Heels’ roster tomorrow…
She absolutely will be. She played Jeremy Messersmith’s Halloween show a year or two ago and I was blown away.
Joke: good Alt text: superb
There’s a headline writer out there bitterly disappointed that Bran’s injury record means that Bran The Broken isn’t a viable nickname
I had no idea the league updated that! Explains a lot, honestly…
Had this exact same thought, unfortunately followed by this: Trump dying of COVID would spawn the most insufferable conspiracy cult of all time.
I’m weary of Schrödinger’s President
Did Trump post a week-old golfing pic as if it were today? That would really thicken the plot, huh?
💔💔💔
Our hearts break tonight.
We are the 5th community to raise this banner, created by Austin supporters after Uvalde. We're united with all those communities in mourning for all tof those we've lost - and in the outrage that this banner will surely be needed again.
Can see fans filing into the Wonderwall, mostly wearing black. They'll be silent for two minutes to start the match, then sing "You Are My Sunshine," as well as holding up a banner that Austin FC fans made following the Uvalde shooting - that horrifyingly is making its third MLS stop (after NSH).
The stuff @mnwonderwall.bsky.social is doing tonight before/during the #MNUFC game in memory of the lives lost in the Annunciation shooting is going to be really powerful. I’m proud to be part of it.
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team
Bajas Blast, it takes an internal plural like attorneys general.
Are there rumors or just that his public schedule is blank?
UP THE TARLS!
If you have black to wear tomorrow, please wear black tomorrow. We'd like to show a bit of visual solidarity to the families and our broader community. Thank you, friends. One heart, one voice, one song. 🖤💙
This is happening. Please sing along whether you’re with us in the Wonderwall, elsewhere at Allianz, or even home watching on TV. We are all one community.
Let’s goooooo!
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No way he gets bail if they arrest him, he’s an obvious flight risk!
Any add-ons or did they opt for more up front and less upside?
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Knowing we’re the fourth club to display it breaks my heart.
Our hearts are broken for the Annunciation community, which experienced an unimaginable tragedy this week. The Wonderwall will remain silent for the first two minutes of Saturday's #MNUFC vs #PTFC match in memory of the two lives tragically lost.
More interestingly to me, #MNUFC has now received more for selling a player than they have ever spent buying one.
The funny thing about calling this a club-record fee is that the previous record is a bit over $1 million. Assuming the $8.2m rumor is accurate, it's merely about 8x over the previous high.
The phrase "ascertain the vibe" is a mix of vocabulary appropriate for exactly 0 audiences.
Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social's Hawgronomicon gave me a whole new appreciation for the Gophers' QB being a highly regarded Arkansas HS player that left the state.
I just sacrificed the D&D character I've played almost every Thursday for the last six years. I would say I'm handling it fine, but when I realized I would have to take my familiar with me, I Will Follow You Into The Dark started playing in my head.
@drobertsimg.bsky.social this doesn’t single-handedly prove you’re right, but it’s certainly a strong piece of evidence
Wait, when did you buy Joaquin Pereyra???
Someday, the period between turning something in and getting feedback on it won't induce incredible anxiety...
The fine folks at Sociable Cider Werks (1500 Fillmore, just north of Broadway and east of Central) are hosting a blood drive today at 2:00pm in hopes it may help any of the kids and others shot today.
There is a water main break on West 7th in St. Paul, so I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you see emergency vehicles outside the Children's Museum, everything is okay.
Headed to Sociable Cider Werks at 2pm to get in line for a walk-in at their mobile blood drive. ❤️
The kiddo is just 3, there's no good in telling her about what happened right now, so we won't. But I ache for every parent that has to and every kid whose year will now start with dread instead of excitement, and I cannot even imagine what it's like for the families still waiting in the hospital.
You can’t harden targets enough when powerful ghouls harden hearts
Chief O'Hara: Two young children, age 8 and 10, dead. 14 of the other 18 victims were children. Two of those children are in critical condition.
Trauma upon trauma. It's all bad, but for those who have already gone thru an event like this somewhere/sometime, it's even worse. We never know who is being impacted and how. Just me reminding everyone to be extra gentle with every single person you encounter.
If you’re feeling paralyzed by this, wanting to act but not knowing what to do, go give blood. www.mbc.org/donate-blood/
Fuck me, this is a poignant choice
If true, thank God for small mercies.
This was targeted at these kids. If this guy just wanted to commit an act of mass violence, he would haven gone to the Fair. I’m just sick for these families right now.
A reminder at awful times like this
That was Michael W. Smith for me. Absolutely HATE who he has become, but “I’ll Lead You Home” was a favorite of mine for a long time.
I never did either. I’ll stan for Five Iron Frenzy to this day though.
This skeet has an audience of like 9 people (ok, maybe just like me, @jasonkirk.fyi, and @natepentz.bsky.social) but: WTF, why does Skillet have a version of “How Deep The Father’s Love For Us”??
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Man, it's gotta be at least 2027, right? At this point, it's not happening until March 2026 at the absolute earliest since this is probably his last season and he'll want to be totally focused on that. End of 2026 vs 2027 probably depends on whether they're doing a small thing or B L O W O U T
Followed closely by Bloodhound Gang's "Bad Touch" as the guests storm the dance floor.
I feel like having your own song is a bit of a double-edged sword. Doubly so if it was inspired by someone else (as hers tend to be)
Ok, so what song do Taylor & Travis use for their first dance?
"Well, everyone knows that getting mustard gassed in a cold, wet ditch in rural France is pretty unpleasant. What this book presupposes is... maybe it isn't?"
I agree with what you're saying, but he also seems genuinely unwell. He may genuinely not make it to midterms even without intervention. But speaking of the drums we've been beating: JD Vance can't keep the coalition together.
The account that made this viral post uses a AI-generated stock photo as their profile picture, and the main claim that Big Balls "was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl" is not in the article. We are not immune from disinformation.
a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.
But think of the Loons away-game tailgate possibilities!
I’ll ghostwrite Jon’s other column. The result will feel like “What if Jon was given three random Wikipedia articles he had to shoehorn into an otherwise straightforward recap?”
When you win, but it’s not _elegant_.
Happened at a lower level in 09/10, too. Couple depts. got hit extra hard by the financial crisis and had no admits. Guess when I was applying and in what dept…
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
That would require me to give extra thought to both the cost and the calories and I don’t want to do that one bit.
This is Shrek Law: GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
This might be the best goal we see in college soccer this season
I suspect the fanbase will be nervous until the Turkish window closes — or at least the sickos will be — but assuming Pereyra stays, this has been a very good window indeed. Mofokeng would have been a great addition, but I'm also not convinced that door is forever closed.
Cameron. Dunbar.
Neither, outstanding choice
Adrien Hunou!
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I have a really good one kicking in the back of my head and I just can’t quite knock it out…
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Triantis showed really well during two loan stints in Scotland and while it’s fair to question how one league translates to another, I think we can trust his performances there. Because as Shakira taught us: Hibs don’t lie.
Not to mention he’s not a 10…
begging and pleading for people to start internalizing that “show me your papers” is not just about immigration
MN Yacht Club Cake Jeremy Messersmith Magnetic Fields The Hold Steady It’s been a good year so far!
Traded at the deadline for PTBNL
Gotta be cooler, I remember throwing on a sweatshirt at night as a kid.
Correct. They just keep kicking the can down the road.
Look I’m not saying now is the time to dress up as three ghosts and have a word with him but I’m also not saying it’s not
They’re going to recoup his transfer fee in jersey sales alone
Oh right, I knew I was missing something. Love him, but I’d be shocked if they can get a deal done for him when he can stay in England and move to the prem more easily in the next 6-18 months.
No need to sell Pereyra, tbh. Fitz looks like $2.5m, 2ish for Mofokeng, under 2 for Brahami, Tani goes out for about 7 and they’re at net 0. One assumes they had at least some budget for a summer spend, too.
The best part of this is that it keeps Pat Macafee away from the home run derby going forward.
If the phase "Austrian Jack Wilshere" means anything to you, you've got a good read on Fitz's career to date: One club since age 7, CRAZY high ceiling and the reputation/expectations that come with it, gnarly injury history that has thrown off his career trajectory. Healthy now and v. productive.