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All around nerd. I love photography, technology, cars, charismatic animals, memes, and running sports. Halloween fanatic and 12 ft Skelly dad. Possibly three raccoons in a trench coat. This is a strictly personal account.
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"What is life but what we choose, who we know, what we experience?"
Shin Varan
I'm in the DeWalt house
Say what you will about Tesla's "Master Plans" but Elon Musk used to at least seem to care about them. The fourth one is a bunch of buzz words about "abundance" with no specifics -- Musk even took a break from his transphobic posts on X to agree it was too generic. techcrunch.com/2025/09/02/t...
had fun making that one 😁
screaming begins again
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Fuck
FWIW Jeremejevite is getting a proper whooping from the voting public. I'm also a fan of lost causes.
Neither one of these minerals is poisonous, so I will use other judging criteria. Let's see...one is extremely rare and could be used to jumpstart a small Frankenstein creation. Give me a hammer and cut #Jeremejevite from the collection of a billionaire and let's find out #MinCup25
shouldn’t the people still on big twitter be happy that the people they hate are all over here on tiny blue sky instead what are they complaining about
Relatable tbh
Halloween the Cat has been extra cute today.
It's really quite a thing to have a Secretary of Energy who does not understand, ummm... energy.
I want what they have tbh and all seven cat islands it isn't fair
once again tapping the sign
PSA: Periodic gravity shortages are normal during the shoulder season between summer and Halloween. Please remember to tether your pets.
That man dares call himself Doc when he can't even diagnose a simple case of dry fang smdh
Hey Indy, did you hear about the robot that cleans up your Fall leaves? It’s completely Autumnmatic!
It's okay. The ghosts don't come out until midnight.
“Hey everybody my dad took me to the Kabuta Japanese Gardens in Rainer Beach, Seattle. Want to see some pics?! Let’s go!” 🧵
PRO TIP: Even if someone comes into the room, do not hit pause while watching a documentary about Roy Cohn, unless you want to jumpscare yourself
That first photo seems to say "We need to talk about the lack of raccoons, Mother"
BRO. THAT’S THE BOOK. THAT’S LITERALLY THE BOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Delicious
Pickles picked out his Halloween costume today
すよすよのきくちゃん🐈⬛💤と絶対寝顔撮らせないマン( ΦωΦ )ｷﾞﾝ #ねこ部睡曜日 #Blueskyねこ部
GET PLUGGED IN
who the fuck ate the forbidden crab roll
"To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbors. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence." (man, am I glad to have a governor who gets it)
The fence friends
the slipper man
#WhatAView: 'Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga' (2024), cinematography by Simon Duggan.
is large puppy
CBP saw my gf’s health ring at a border checkpoint this weekend and got extremely excited at the possibility of it being oura. Now I know why!
I'm aware that the President likes to go on television and beg me to call him to ask for troops. I find it strange, as Chicago doesn't want troops. I also have experience asking him for assistance – just to have the rug pulled up from underneath me when execution meets reality.
We’re just innocent men
@darthbluesky.bsky.social elegance
evergreen
Renown power-up test. Bow angle.
we’re about to see a second wave of teen reddit atheism the world has never seen before
36 pieces of flair and a terrific smile!
Chicagoland covers 10,288 square miles and has 20-30% of the population of Afghanistan. Controlling it isn't the point of performative Republican fascism. They want angry protest propaganda. Let them eat static.
Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne
you can’t tell but she’s absolutely furious i’m working right now
This snek is indeed fantastic Just look at it
What a view captured yesterday by Curiosity #Mars Sep. 1, 2025 - Sol 4647 Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech 🧪🔭
It appears that Elon's Neuralink beta test isn't working very well It killed monkeys. Guess we will see what happens next
And Apple stock's up 4% after hours because it can keep collecting free money from Google in the search deal.
🎃🐀
I subscribe to more moderation lists, but this should be a good start. Other than that, the serial reply accounts get a quick review from me and either a mute or block. Same for anyone that is mean to longtime mutuals.
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I'll drop some mute/block lists here. There has only been one that I had to reverse course on because it picked up unrelated mutuals. Subscribe and then choose mute or block bsky.app/profile/did:...
Lobby card for the notorious Naziploitation flick ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS (1975), starring Dyanne Thorne and directed by Don Edmonds - BOTD in 1937
actual footage of the white house rn
The Blue Crew undercurrent really does hurt information credibility. I've been sticking with shitposts and charismatic animals absent citation of a credible source.
Y'all know we're here to lobby for #stibnite. It's got antimony, known as The Wolf of Alchemy: a hungry, devouring, and transformative force making shape-changing and transformation of metals possible 🐺💎
#Stibnite: The useful poison™️ #TeamPoison #MinCup25
Niche influencer drama pretending to be about policy is also, I would add, most of today’s trending political discourse
Message from the White House: Stay tuned - we'll be live shortly
at some point i will arrange the ten thousand or so images in my memes folder lol
Message from the White House: Stay tuned - we'll be live shortly
Last minute preparation
Friends don't let friends use ChatGPT - especially as a therapist
"This segment is filthy! I'll blow it out and lube it with gun oil. Please refrain from using so much white-out, thanks!"
Get someone to love you as much as these two love each other
Godzilla vs. Biollante commission!
White House staff right now 10 minutes past when this announcement was scheduled to happen.
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' taiga and kenta are licking the beaters
Did you know that in alchemy #Stibnite is only a couple steps removed from the Philosopher's Stone? Wikipedia: "Starkey used stibnite as a precursor to philosophical mercury, which was itself a hypothetical precursor to the philosopher's stone" Stibnite: A useful poison #TeamPoison #MinCup25
I looked at the actual survey summary and lol. seems like there might be another article to write here
The month’s sharpest science shots, selected by Nature’s photo team 🧪🔭 @nature.com www.nature.com/immersive/d4... 📷 Meteors from this year’s Perseid meteor shower captured passing over Durdle Door, a 140-million year old limestone arch in Dorset, UK, by astrophotographer Josh Dury
Probably not a serial killer in disguise 🤷♂️
Shin Godzilla - シン・ゴジラ #pixelart
September is Baby Safety Month.
Guess the scarecrow associated with this alt text: "A scarecrow who was actually quite together sexy around the age of 38 but whose appearance took a dramatic turn for the worse over the next four years, due to alcohol abuse and internalised rage"
THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of scarecrows I have stumbled across during walks in the British countryside over the last fifteen years.
I enjoyed meeting these characters in deepest rural Derbyshire last month.
"mods! mods!" i scream as another furry account tells me i deserve a noogie
African Wild Dog, 2004. Prismacolor colored pencils on paper. I have been meaning to do an updated version of this drawing for some time now. #art #drawing #coloredpencils #africanwilddog #dogart
I might have misread this expression
There are two types of beings. Those that cling onto summer just a bit longer and those who leap into Autumn embracing the mellow fruitfulness with joy.
The back of the sofa isn't going to sit on itself
Mar Hicks 
Constance Lee Menefee 
