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Conor Jeory

@easecoasting.bsky.social

Tairawhiti, Ngati Porou Artist Youdoyoutube Instamatigram FaceOff Legací twatter ha ha And now BlueSkyLinerNotes oh and 🤗 Sharon Murdoch for the profile pic!

created August 31, 2023

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Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Chur doy👍

3/9/2025, 7:22:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

What is butter? My parsnips remain plain

2/9/2025, 9:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Yr murrican, but about the mayonnaise in sweet tea, Is that a thing? In the South it's like Tea Tea TeA Wtf?

2/9/2025, 10:55:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

We?

2/9/2025, 10:44:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Murricans put mayonnaise in black tea

2/9/2025, 7:29:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Rightwhingers 😑

2/9/2025, 4:48:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Fragrances won't waft themselves y'know!

2/9/2025, 4:11:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Scraggy! Lacquered Up To Glory!

2/9/2025, 4:10:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm all for demise by a thousand humiliations. I appear to be getting it.

2/9/2025, 3:38:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

It's all on Marsha then

2/9/2025, 3:23:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

All rubbing each others egos with Nationalalingus

2/9/2025, 3:22:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

A stain on my timeline

1/9/2025, 11:14:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Tairawhiti is just in the weakly line gah

1/9/2025, 10:24:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Still waiting on 6ft of cover-up I am🧐😑

1/9/2025, 9:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Make Polio Great Again

1/9/2025, 9:39:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

The e we were taking provided context funnily enough

1/9/2025, 6:52:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

All those leaf blower jobs tho!

1/9/2025, 6:51:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Your Dad sounds like a wonderful man.

1/9/2025, 4:36:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Gene therapy haha

1/9/2025, 4:33:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear Robin😔👣👣👣👣👣👣🤸‍♂️💃🕺🤗❗️

1/9/2025, 1:02:06 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes me feel sorry for strokes haha

31/8/2025, 9:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine🌊🌊 (@herotimeszero.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump choosing to stay alive is not putting America First.

31/8/2025, 4:26:25 AM | 47 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture f*male b*tch (@ahhmandah.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I worked at decile 1a school and my very first day started with seeing multiple kids getting punched and swung around by their hair by their mum or dad so they would be "good for the teacher" they didn't even know what a pencil or a book was. I think maybe 4 of 26 had had breakfast

31/8/2025, 4:39:52 AM | 27 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Also Tautoko te kai👍

31/8/2025, 5:51:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Wee Jimi gets dragged out into all weathers. Thems the rules. Makes snugginess xtra spesh

31/8/2025, 5:50:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

My wee magnet looks humble in comparison haha

31/8/2025, 5:49:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Catch a limo for, you misheard

30/8/2025, 10:36:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

"..pleasantly..."🧐😑

30/8/2025, 11:37:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely hate Hate This liberal WHY DO I HAVE TO POP MY OWN POPCORN Jeez, just buy it. Meanwhile Is the pos potus dead yet? *munch munch

30/8/2025, 11:35:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Nose on, in his dealers flats😑

30/8/2025, 11:32:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Great. You can take over, mines just threads at this point, need to get sewing

30/8/2025, 7:15:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

The Great It Happeneding

30/8/2025, 5:49:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Snacks?

30/8/2025, 5:48:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

Obama, Biden, Hillary Clinton, and some other government officials in the Situation Room.
30/8/2025, 5:44:50 AM | 7815 967 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I will just bandage my voodoo doll and run up a bunch of fresh shivs, I don't mind

30/8/2025, 5:03:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duncan Jones (@manmademoon.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like a sand trap would be the right place. It might cheer up anyone whose ball landed in it.

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30/8/2025, 4:55:59 AM | 191 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

He may sleep with the fishesdelights 🤗

30/8/2025, 4:24:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you on the list? Stayed on the island? This morbid speculation is just distraction from what he did when he were alive haha

30/8/2025, 4:14:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks a bit funereal🧐

30/8/2025, 4:07:45 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

So? I enjoyed that too haha

30/8/2025, 3:55:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

What frenzy

30/8/2025, 3:53:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Where's the brat? Or the other brat? The world famous d.j and the twat sushi lady? Fuck I hate the whole family, so unfair. Even "leave the poor girl alone" Bron. Fuckers

29/8/2025, 10:24:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

That's still not enough. I go *slurp* deeper

29/8/2025, 10:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Has King got more than one penname?

29/8/2025, 6:20:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

If not highly of themselves then lowly of others with extreme prejudice

29/8/2025, 6:18:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Gizza job. I'll whack some bells, must be hard to practice though, with Everyone listening

28/8/2025, 8:39:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rod Emmerson (@rodemmerson.bsky.social) reposted

In today’s NZ Herald #nzpol #duopoly

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28/8/2025, 8:09:09 PM | 110 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Stay Engaged

28/8/2025, 8:35:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Clancy's The Handmaids Tale

28/8/2025, 10:18:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh. I thought he was just deep in a anime sex doll posting frenzy. The man contains multitudes

27/8/2025, 9:19:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Good, compassionate thread. It's bewildering, to me, how blithely uninformed so many murricans are - the big blob in the middle of the passionate extremes

27/8/2025, 9:17:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Shades of *slurp John Keys Letterman appearance *slurp *slurp

27/8/2025, 5:36:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

..New Zealand Prime Minister.. Oh! Jacinda? We love her, both Travis & I admire her so much ..No, the latest prime minister.. Oh, who's that? ..Christopher Luxon, here's a picture Oh, ummm, I think that's a picture of Uncle Fester from ..Oh gosh, yr right, sorry We've really got to go now, bye bye

27/8/2025, 5:28:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy Résistance (@amooshik.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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27/8/2025, 5:15:42 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Steven Miller chews on trumps hand to distract from Epstein Epstein Epstein Rush Her Rush Her Rush Her Lolita Express

27/8/2025, 5:23:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm think I'm seeing an answer to Do bears shit in the woods? Or in the rapids/bidet haha

27/8/2025, 5:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mayor of tr*nny town (@missfluss.bsky.social) reposted

hey Wellington! need a cleaner? one of my clients is moving so my every 2nd Wednesday slot will be opening up late next month $70/2 hours, $100/3 hours, + travel for locations outside of Newtown I clean w the products you have at home and can make trips on my way to keep you topped up

26/8/2025, 4:03:50 AM | 17 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Just for fun. I can dig it. No "it puts the lotion" vibes at all

26/8/2025, 11:03:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

It Is Not Illegal

26/8/2025, 9:56:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social)

Just in case you missed the decay in the craycray, today

26/8/2025, 9:05:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Mugged. The place is being mugged - with mugshots

26/8/2025, 8:34:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Can ai orgasm. That's what we're not grappling with

26/8/2025, 8:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Us. They suffer us. Haha. Suck it ai

26/8/2025, 8:31:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

My rates are moderate. I curse all the time.

25/8/2025, 7:16:48 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Sooo much trash getting mulched around🙄

25/8/2025, 6:10:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

The more risk for thee, but not for me Party

25/8/2025, 6:05:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

He's too practiced at being beast so, no room for improvement and You can't conceal Monster

24/8/2025, 9:37:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Spend more time deciphering the rwwwmmhgd signs haha👍🤗

24/8/2025, 9:35:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Use the license as a lockscreen image?

23/8/2025, 10:27:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still on twttr because of all the journos, etc I follow. Oh, and also to dunk on fascists and general magottyness. Great sport❗️

22/8/2025, 10:35:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't wanna yuck yr yum. I just love good coffee too much to dangle cow juice anywhere near it. Instant tho? That's just a WarmBrown, and like gumboot tea, requires Daisys intervention

22/8/2025, 10:32:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Adult milk shakes, to me, are any coffee with milk.

22/8/2025, 10:10:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epstein Epstein Epstein Rush Her Rush Her Rush Her Lolita Express

21/8/2025, 4:33:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Fox Mews logo is a bit of a giveaway

20/8/2025, 9:46:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epstein Epstein Epstein Rush Her Rush Her Rush Her Lolita Express

20/8/2025, 9:35:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooh, that's a bit harsh on chestbursters imo

20/8/2025, 9:16:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Let us know when you've kicked the nazis and white Christian Nationalists to the curb. Signed, the world

20/8/2025, 9:11:51 PM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Epstein Epstein Epstein Rush Her Rush Her Rush Her Lolita Express

20/8/2025, 8:23:23 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure. Bio hazard suit with a sweating sneezing farting mess inside it would be no fun to work alongside

20/8/2025, 8:04:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Will it stop bmw owners though?

20/8/2025, 7:59:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben Ross (@benakl.bsky.social) reposted

Parklets make revenue sense too Graphic from Melbourne

20/8/2025, 8:17:20 AM | 59 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 100th Monkey (@100thmonkey.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

he has the political instincts of a spunk sock. put him in front of cameras everywhere 24/7

20/8/2025, 7:17:49 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

And if they've run out of sick leave?

20/8/2025, 7:55:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

NickyNoBoats and ThumbNoVotes really have the minus touch

20/8/2025, 7:54:12 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

HE NEEDED HIS BEAUTY CREEP....I MEAN - BEAUTY SLEEP

20/8/2025, 7:52:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Who needs on site doctors. DoYourOwnResearch and Shatgpt among with DrGoog is all you need doncha'know?😑

20/8/2025, 7:49:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

The performative terror show. Would you have been disappeared if then was now? Do you come across as a bit vagranty?

20/8/2025, 7:46:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Putting is not war

19/8/2025, 10:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I trust the officials more than WhatIwoodSay2You

18/8/2025, 7:16:40 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd rather he did tbh

18/8/2025, 7:15:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

No need. He's sorted

18/8/2025, 7:14:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Putin deserves his full serving of soup pants

17/8/2025, 9:13:05 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Undone. All I can see is undoing. Not Doing

17/8/2025, 9:11:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ipsofacto factor is strong with this one😑👍

17/8/2025, 8:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

What a pos Therefore a great fit for the grand poobah of shit

17/8/2025, 12:40:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

No need. He told us He's Sorted😑

16/8/2025, 11:34:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes he is. And Zelensky is fighting for his peoples existence. Slava Ukraini

16/8/2025, 9:28:23 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah. I missed the correction. If he were in my hapu I wouldn't disown him, I'd drag him, mercilessly.

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16/8/2025, 6:31:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't he and Semenstainmore share the Māori heritage?🙄

16/8/2025, 4:42:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Conor Jeory (@easecoasting.bsky.social) reply parent

Āe. Ka pai and Kia Kaha 👍🕺🤸‍♂️💃❗️

16/8/2025, 4:41:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view