An Eastern Sentry you can trust.
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An Eastern Sentry you can trust.
Choose your Ramsey!
Alpha-males go home.
Draghi: "We need project managers, not bureucrats"
You need red tape to cut red tape.
#EUDigitalMarket, not for the faint of heart.
A tale of two smiles.
We survived it nonetheless! #soteu
Haters are gonna hate...
Stay tuned on Radio EU!
#SOTEU25 drinking game!
When you have to change three trains and all of them are late. #bahnlife
One year of the Draghi report! More red tape next year too?
"Look what you made me do".
High level gambling today!
How the story of Kaja Kallas, Estonia ๐ช๐ช and Europe ๐ช๐บ intertwine. www.dg-meme.eu/meme/2025/07...
#DigitalFairnessAct
It worked great for the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz.
Fashion should be a form of escapism, and not a form of imprisonment.
It only took me only five attempts to buy a Deutschlandticket! ๐ช๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ช๐บ
Official: "Can you deliver the assignment before #SOTEU?" External contractor: "Before what?"
Share a piece of EU lore about yourself.
Start your day in the right way!
I double dare you, MFF.
"Good news, everyone!"
From a true story.
And we're back! Have a smiling Monday!
Sad but true.
"Dulce-i vinul Dar mai dulce-i mandra mea.โ
A big hug to the colleagues of the EU Delegation to Ukraine.
Happy Restoration of Independence Day! ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐บ
#realpolitik
The subtle language of diplomacy...
A technology that never disappoints...
A very convoluted question...
What did you get in return?
โI hang upโ โNo, I hang up!โ
Timpul le rezolvฤ pe toate ๐ท๐ด ๐ฒ๐ฉ โค๏ธ ๐ช๐บ Maia-hii, Maia-huu Maia-hoo, Maia-haa
Former KGB-agent trained in clandestine operations, counterintelligence, recruitment psychology and operational security meets TACO.
Huge if true.
The World is yours!
Swedish PM enjoying a relaxing Fika with ChatGPT: "It's more constructive than Ebba Busch".
The Price Is Right!
What do you think about the social media ban for under 16 proposed by France, Greece and Spain?
Have a great summer break and don't worry too much about wars, climate change and idiotic politicians. We will tackle them all in one month!
Tell me the situation of the Hungarian economy without telling me.
Or a Konig!
Summary: - Was it a victory? Yes, a Pyrrhic one. - Is 15% tariffs better than 30%? For sure! - Will tariffs be there forever? No, eventually they will notice they harm them too. - What did Von der Leyen do? Exactly what member states told her to.
Happy "Whatever It Takes" Day to those who celebrate! (contribute to GDP, store link in bio)
"The baseline tolerance for governance corruption within the Union is aligned with the prevailing standards currently observed in Hungary". [Art. 49, TEU]
When you take durian seriously
Too hot? Cool down with Andrius Kubilius' takes on life, politics and defence. ๐ฑ๐น๐ช๐บ www.dg-meme.eu/meme/2025/07...
DG MEME welcomes the 18th sanction package against Russia!
Good to know...
I love indoor activities in summer!
Ende gut, alles gut. Happy birthday to our WunderManfred!
Now also on Printify!
Be kind to your Nordic friends: explain them that the sun, lovely and warm as it is, can still harm their skin.
He is so out of her league...
You're sayings are very graphical but I'm referring to the one that talks about heaven and soul and a few other things.
๐ง๐ฌ ๐ช๐บ ๐ถ
Ready to plenary?
When a door closes, another window opens...
Learning geopolitics from the best
Discussing life, metallophones and geopolitics with Andrius Kubilius, Commissioner for Defence and Space.
The no-confidence debate in a nutshell
"Bruxelas antiga, cheia de encanto e beleza..." ๐ถ
The Triple Handshake (Council-Member State-Commission) is enshrined in the Treaties and it works like an Unbreakable Vow.
Take the distopia on holiday with you!
Happy 4th of July, this is our present to the American people.
France pushes for an EU-wide social media ban for children.
Is this Bauhaus?
Your Friends for Real.
Fitto has a C1 in body language
Impressive! (for non-Nordic people: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykj3... )
They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Melรฒtruffa '25 An American tourist, dazzled by Melรฒโs eloquence, is tricked into believing that Italy will increase its defense spending. Melรฒ convinces him that building a bridge to connect Sicily with mainland Italy is vital for NATO's Mediterranean dominance.
Happy Monday with some body language hints
The coolest summer of the rest of our lives!
What happens in that car stays in that car! ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ญ๐บ
Ah, the energy that a new Presidency brings!
A warm welcome to the first #EUCO
A royal joke...
Stop the clock? #AIAct
Windows update is stuck at 99%
Blood-thirsty autocrats be like:
Smooth.
"Yes, but they can only be used to attack, not to defend."
Have a good one!
An important task
That shouldn't take long...
The day transtlantic cooperation began to deteriorate.
Affordable houses? Science fiction!
Don't forget to check the EU passenger rights before boarding! (no, rockets fight is not a reason for reimbursement)
Signs of evolution in the EU US talks
Isn't this the most absurd suggestion for a mediator?
What is "European AI"? #chooseeurope
Macron in Greenland!
Expensive birthday present, fortunately it's not like people can't afford eggs these days...
