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Kissinger is dead? I couldn't tell.
MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted
🚨BREAKING: Rep. Ro Khanna just motioned to SUBPOENA FCC chairman Brendan Carr in the House Oversight Committee to stop the intimidation of private businesses and assault on free speech
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Amen!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Al ot of white people telling other white people "freedom of speech"
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't speak too highly of him until you see The Man Show.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Only when I'm drunk & they don't like hearing from me like that.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's really hard to interpret. Is she lowering someone into a vat of acid, or is she on the swings?
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Terrorism
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
He lies a lot when he's lucid, too
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
We already know PeeWee German's plan. He stole that shit.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Have your ankles started hurting yet, I mean, in life?
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
They're about to start doing all that shit way worse. They're so fucking creepy.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
It always sucks & everyone that's ever existed truly did live through the worst of times because reality is bloody tragic. It's hard & rare to get an existence worth living.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
mean spirited
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
All the grass anywhere near my proximity is literally a dog toilet.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Big lie
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I like when they create evidence for EVERYONE
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know to shut the fuck up so we don't get beaten by people that pretend to be our friends. It's fun to be hated as a white hetero cis male liberal by literally EVERYONE!
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not as hot when they're wearing masks, obscuring their humiliated expressions.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for your hard work keeping the gestapo off of our streets.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
"I hate pronouns!" "They killed charlie kirk!"
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
You can't vote for trump from Russia?
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Most of us have already heard all of the dumbfuck racist sadist talking points. You assholes are very into conformity & never type anything worth reading. Will there be anything else, bot?
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut up, dink
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
***spoiler alert*** As I read this article I had the scene from Boardwalk Empire where Nucky Thompson is giving a speech about rounding up suspects of a robbery as the actual robbers rounded up & killed his rivals whom he framed for the robbery. Enoch Thompson would be a better president.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social)
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Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
What's he care? Ain't nobody gonna kidnap that fuckin' guy.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I never read it, but I've heard that the story is a tad snuffy.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I just posted, in regards to kirk's latest video, that it used to be really hard & kinda dangerous to get snuff films. I started reading your response assuming that it was about that.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
You remember when it was hard to acquire snuff films? You had to fucking know a guy and pay thousands of dollars for a ten minute, blurry VHS tape. If anyone ever found out that you watched one, it would go on your permanent record. I miss those days.
Rob DenBleyker (@robdenbleyker.com) reposted
charlie kirk died the way he lived: filling my timeline with charlie kirk posts
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ideally they work in tandem
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's anything like 2 Girls & 1 Cup, I'm out
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the heads up
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/E5knxRl3I0I?...
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't enjoyed any of Disney's reboots. The cartoons were produced by passionate artists, trying to make groundbreaking accomplishments. The remakes were seemingly developed by soulless accountants on QuickBooks.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Among humans, it's rare to find anyone willing to accept reality at face value. I'm not the crazy one & am quite confident about it.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Eeeeeeeeeet wassssssss an immmmmmmigrannnnnnnt!
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Blood has been losing value for DECADES!
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
His beard is an effective contraceptive, though his personality was already potent enough.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
He's afraid of Americans.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah.
The Bulwark (@thebulwark.com) reposted
RFK: "It's the biggest infusion of federal dollars into rural healthcare in American history." Sen. Bernie Sanders: "You know why? Because you're cutting $150 billion for rural hospitals and putting $50 billion back. That's not an infusion — that's a loss of $100 billion."
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I wouldn't want to stay in a room with him & I wouldn't trust him not to steal my shit.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
That dude makes Dean Cain look even more pathetic.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
We just project whatever we assume onto people. I feel that most people underestimate their own level of shallowness.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Schrodinger's con-man
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
The answer is as old as bathroom codes: Buy a small take-out beverage
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
If prayer worked donald trump would already be dead.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
That show is so fucking good
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
The Onion makes me feel like a bad person sometimes. I shouldn't have laughed at this
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
vicious beast
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
They make me watch ai generated hr training materials at work. I don't think that you get the whole joke.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
The Three Stooges will never die
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
The barrel of crackers thing is just a distraction from their real problems. Those people can't stop taking fentanyl since their propaganda accidentally ran an ad campaign for rainbow fentanyl for years. It's fucked up... You can't find the stuff ANYWHERE now.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not an option, it's an inevitably.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
The random chaos will kill us all. Relax & ride it out, bud.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I played that game without reading the manual. I hadn't a prayer.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
They negotiated with Mussolini. He got to feed people castor oil for a while & in return he gave up an arm, a leg, his head & Italy.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
They make it smell strongly of scented candles so you don't notice the tasteless food.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
If the lyrics were "a sickness" instead of "the sickness" a lot more people would be onboard. youtu.be/qntBBbvgBxM?...
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's Mark Summers?
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
He's not trying very hard.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
That guy appeared in my childhood nightmares
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Rob DenBleyker (@robdenbleyker.com) reposted
just watched my doctor google my symptoms in front of me
[The Great War & Modern Memory] (@ps9714.bsky.social) reposted
#Serbian scientists have discovered that #mealworms can digest #polystyrene, a common #plastic used in packaging and insulation, by breaking it down into carbon dioxide and water without leaving #microplastic residue.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Boredom?
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's how they learn to say "when".
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ralphie May is back!
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
George W Bush was a cheerleader
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Taking votes away from Americans that live far away from a polling place with no car... Shrewd . Taking votes away from disabled voters that have an unbelievably hard time just leaving their homes... Sadistic.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
"...at which point Dr. Donald Trump esq. dismantled Jeffrey Epstein's entire operation & released all of the trafficking victims, none of whom he ever raped. Dr. Trump esq. should definitely be awarded the Nebel Prize for his heroism. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
"Thank you for your attention to this matter." His overuse of that as a closing line is a sure sign of someone that goes to court and gets cease & desist notices A LOT.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds like a charity that gives people multiple sclerosis
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
The trolls parrot their daddy.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea, but based on that very short clip I'd call the film "Hell-evator"
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my profile pic on there, but my name is "pee" because the service sounds like "pee-cock" & I'm easily entertained.
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
They should change it to "MSN the Point"
Ed G Baboon (@edgbaboon.bsky.social) reply parent
Under dire circumstances I would fuck for many addictions. I am proud to say that ice cream isn't one.
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