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Le Dum Cump

@eepybruh.bsky.social

My cat and I share a single brain cell. 📍 Dallas 🩺 RN 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him 🐱 Cats 👾 Pokemon 🪴 Plants 🔞 Occasionally NSFW

created June 27, 2023

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Sounds gay

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22/9/2025, 3:40:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As someone who can’t read that’s an A+

22/9/2025, 3:38:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure it’s giving cunt mama yes gawd haus down boots

22/9/2025, 2:22:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s honestly so bad…

21/9/2025, 10:58:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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•daddy •will they show dick/hole? •no •good •sure jan 🙂‍↕️

21/9/2025, 9:45:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one touched my butt so DFW you’re cancelled

21/9/2025, 9:34:09 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥹

21/9/2025, 5:46:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don’t know calculus

21/9/2025, 5:46:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NINE!? How generous 🥹

21/9/2025, 5:46:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy pride Dallas! If you see my cheeks in oak lawn no you didn’t 🙂‍↕️

Me flashing butt cleavage
21/9/2025, 5:44:25 PM | 101 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that’s the case you’re a 20 🙂‍↕️

21/9/2025, 4:49:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only 10?? 🥺

21/9/2025, 12:41:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As Celine would say — oui 🙂‍↕️

21/9/2025, 12:40:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On a scale of 10 to 10 where would I land?

Me in the mirror Me in the mirror but facing left
21/9/2025, 12:37:19 AM | 88 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30 years of life and I still cannot dance 💀

20/9/2025, 2:20:36 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trying to bond, bro?

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19/9/2025, 9:35:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 9:15:09 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are your knees sore from getting slapped by that all day?

19/9/2025, 9:09:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay but who wants to vajazzle my dickcum for pride?

19/9/2025, 9:07:48 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only when he farts probably

19/9/2025, 9:03:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve got eyes on the back of my hole. So I can always see it coming

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19/9/2025, 8:41:08 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which one I wanna follow 👀

19/9/2025, 8:38:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So sweet

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19/9/2025, 8:28:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 8:28:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 8:25:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wants to bedazzle my dexcom for pride? ✨

A photo of me wearing a dexcom sensor
19/9/2025, 8:23:59 PM | 67 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn’t consent to you releasing our pics 😤

19/9/2025, 7:30:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Okay but hear me out. Do it during sex 🤭

19/9/2025, 7:29:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s so great about fat juicy cocks anyway?

19/9/2025, 7:27:26 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Make like the floor and finish 💦

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19/9/2025, 7:26:24 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hanging on by the skin of my hole

19/9/2025, 4:50:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prove it

19/9/2025, 4:27:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 2:08:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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icymi I’m back on my bullshit of immediately taking dirty mirror pics after lifting

A photo of me flexing in a white tshirt and blue shorts making a peace sign A photo of me with my shirt lifted exposing my chest and belly
19/9/2025, 12:06:50 AM | 103 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right now is a time 🤭

18/9/2025, 12:01:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mind the gap

17/9/2025, 7:18:23 PM | 8096 1622 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice skeet show hole

17/9/2025, 8:06:54 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But no one has coded media in the DM’s yet? 🥺

17/9/2025, 8:05:43 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s not what I’ve heard 🫢

17/9/2025, 1:37:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When he give me that look then the panties coming OFF

Luigi
16/9/2025, 9:50:14 PM | 52 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Report back on those findings 🙂‍↕️

16/9/2025, 6:48:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oops it appears I’ve started too early 🫢

16/9/2025, 6:32:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It does now

16/9/2025, 2:16:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When does bulking season start?

16/9/2025, 2:16:25 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brokeback Mountain 2: Bareback Boogaloo

15/9/2025, 5:57:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgot to tag @dylannn.bsky.social

15/9/2025, 1:19:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Go Birds, F*** ICE and Free Palestine” - Hannah Einbinder during her #EMMYs speech

15/9/2025, 12:47:20 AM | 3785 905 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lesgo

14/9/2025, 11:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should be

14/9/2025, 11:15:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Taking advantage of the last pool days of 2025. Pool party anyone?

Me in the pool. Boyfriend standing sassily in the background
14/9/2025, 10:48:29 PM | 147 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s working 😮‍💨

14/9/2025, 10:22:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyway it’s no Stock’s butter cake but it’ll do

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14/9/2025, 10:11:21 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😮‍💨

14/9/2025, 9:24:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BAKE

Butter cake dough
14/9/2025, 8:24:14 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫢

14/9/2025, 7:40:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me neither we can learn together 😂

14/9/2025, 7:14:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need a wrestling partner? 😈

14/9/2025, 7:11:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breaking news boston gay boy™️ ends world hunger

14/9/2025, 6:49:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The close up mirror is a nice touch 👌🏻

14/9/2025, 6:31:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Delete your X account. You don’t need it.

14/9/2025, 11:16:09 AM | 551 90 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I don’t get tix Monday I might hate crime

14/9/2025, 2:49:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I—

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14/9/2025, 1:49:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This peer pressure would work on me. Sorry dare lion

14/9/2025, 12:32:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t be shy show the balls

14/9/2025, 12:30:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d make a comment about D but you’d like that wouldn’t you

14/9/2025, 12:25:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yall should reply with pictures of your veiny arms… for science of course 👀

14/9/2025, 12:24:08 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Showing this pic to my Thai con to shame her into giving me another

12/9/2025, 10:23:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What can I get for $20?

12/9/2025, 7:35:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy birthday handsome!! 🥳

11/9/2025, 7:24:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hehe I grew it myself 🤭

11/9/2025, 7:24:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes I’ve attached some 🙂‍↕️

11/9/2025, 2:37:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pics for reference. And life’s a menty b 🤭

Me but blonde Also me but blonde
11/9/2025, 2:36:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can do better this time

10/9/2025, 10:55:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m just a farm boy trying to plow and seed

10/9/2025, 10:17:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyway should I go blonde again? 🤔

10/9/2025, 10:03:45 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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anyway, she’s a total diva

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10/9/2025, 9:00:51 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t wait til she flowers 🌺

10/9/2025, 9:02:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So many questions

10/9/2025, 4:45:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like I want to say who’s buying these tickets at those prices, but we all know… I just don’t get it

10/9/2025, 4:43:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reselling tickets over purchase price should be banned. And yes I’m still bitter

10/9/2025, 3:52:11 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Especially in the parking deck at 7:59 when I have to clock in at 8 😤

10/9/2025, 12:19:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll give you something to eat

10/9/2025, 12:18:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is sick 👏🏼

10/9/2025, 12:12:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be right there 🙂‍↕️

10/9/2025, 12:11:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally a nightmare

10/9/2025, 12:06:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Paying a ridiculous copay at my dentist every 3 months, them taking over an hour for a cleaning, and my supervisor telling me “next time put in an hour of PTO in case it goes over” as if I didn’t already do that 😤

9/9/2025, 11:58:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting in 3 different queues for arianty tickets only to get no tickets. Now I’m gonna have to suck someone off in the parking lot to get in. Count your days Ticketmaster

9/9/2025, 11:55:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My watermelon vine finally grew a fruit bigger than by fist and now it’s infested with aphids and will probably rot before it matures and ripens

9/9/2025, 11:53:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goodies indeed 🙂‍↕️

9/9/2025, 5:15:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waited in that queue too. Got to my turn and even though it said tickets available… no tickets

9/9/2025, 4:25:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About to start cyberbullying

9/9/2025, 3:36:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just wanted to sing her happy birthday in Austin 😭

9/9/2025, 3:25:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t worry I’m 217000th in line and all the tickets below $122 are sold out 🙃

9/9/2025, 3:24:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today’s crashout brought to you by joining the wrong date queue for Ariana tickets

9/9/2025, 3:22:28 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who’s mark and what did we book him for?

8/9/2025, 11:13:08 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should I go for a run after work or slowly rot on the couch until Mother Earth absorbs all my essence for fertilizer?

8/9/2025, 9:57:35 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh really?

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8/9/2025, 4:57:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pulling a Mariah and doing the bare minimum today

8/9/2025, 4:18:30 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sabrine and the Queens

8/9/2025, 1:11:56 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view