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Matt

@effth1s.bsky.social

….when out of the clear, blue sky

created November 27, 2023

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It’s never too late!

2/9/2025, 2:19:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now this is an angle of #IHDY that I’d not considered Delicious!

30/8/2025, 3:48:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Vikes, too

28/8/2025, 9:50:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m just a pothead with a decent job and no dependents. Reading posts like this, good folks being fucked by the universe, just not cool. If there’s a way I can share a few bucks that I can spare, lemme know!

28/8/2025, 9:49:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not JUST really good. She is one of the best!!!

28/8/2025, 6:04:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit, my bad You’re dealing with usps not ups

28/8/2025, 5:54:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nightmare scenario My phone attempt was so unsuccessful I just drove my ass to the nearest UPS store to talk to someone face-to-face

28/8/2025, 5:51:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cool looking little devil

28/8/2025, 4:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is it people like Cheryl, Steve Kerr, Popp, and so on, are better leaders in this country than the alleged “leaders”?!

28/8/2025, 4:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s insanely fucked! Doris is one of the best in the business, right behind Kevin Harlan, IMO To remove her is complete bullshit!

28/8/2025, 4:42:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just wanna take this rare opportunity to tell you you’re freakin awesome and you’re hilarious and I appreciate you keeping us up to speed with the goings-on 😌

28/8/2025, 3:03:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That does rule 😏

28/8/2025, 2:46:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slay, queen

27/8/2025, 6:42:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Might we get a photo of Asha in a red hat???

27/8/2025, 6:40:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The good news, Wild Bill, is that Jesus still loves you No matter what, Jesus loves you May the lord bless you and keep you, Wild Bill 🙏🏻

26/8/2025, 6:48:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dawg, who said anything about right and/or wrong? You fall short on reading comprehension, eh? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

26/8/2025, 6:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude, do you get off on being an insufferable prick? If that’s your kink, get after it, I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️ Here’s the thing: someone out there will equally get off on you being an insufferable prick towards them. Find them. Embrace them. Cherish them. Or quit being an insufferable prick, ya fuckin prick

26/8/2025, 6:19:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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…while black

22/8/2025, 9:45:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The same guy who has no concept of solar power after sundown 🤣

22/8/2025, 5:57:08 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d go as far as to say, probability

22/8/2025, 3:09:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The BEST!!!!!

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21/8/2025, 2:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can confirm

21/8/2025, 2:05:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah

21/8/2025, 2:00:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t wait!!!! Be there tomorrow 😃 and Saturday, and next week a couple times

21/8/2025, 1:59:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As well you should The rest of you looks fantastic, too

20/8/2025, 8:05:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That ⭐️ is pretty fucking cool!

20/8/2025, 8:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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C’mon, Molly! Much like baseball, there’s no crying in politics h/t A League of Their Own

19/8/2025, 8:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Twins didn’t need him 🙄

19/8/2025, 7:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mf’er sailed and has since sunk

19/8/2025, 5:56:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct Morons whose only intent is to salivate all over trump’s nutsack, like Benny Johnson, ask the other type

19/8/2025, 5:44:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As one does

19/8/2025, 1:32:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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L-O-fucking-L

19/8/2025, 2:33:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And that’s the 80/20 shit

18/8/2025, 7:00:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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little duck/big shot

15/8/2025, 5:50:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Pohlads are not well-liked here 😬

15/8/2025, 5:28:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need Anarchy Princess behind this dumb fuck with a sign, cowbell, and whistle

14/8/2025, 5:22:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just once in my life I wanna be the person who holds insider info 😞

13/8/2025, 8:09:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know it’s one of those things that’s wrong and I shouldn’t do it, but I want an owl for a pet

12/8/2025, 12:52:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re too perfect 🥰

12/8/2025, 12:49:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don is just fuckin rolling and Rick, ever the professional, tries forging on ahead until he can’t take it anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Such a good clip!

11/8/2025, 11:38:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That and the super long escalator in there are 2 of my favorite things. The Mill District is by far the best part of Minneapolis!

11/8/2025, 11:24:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The irony there being, they’re probably gonna charge the guy with assault with a deadly weapon

11/8/2025, 11:17:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FuckCancer

11/8/2025, 10:53:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome picture! I call that thing The Skyway To Nowhere 😏

11/8/2025, 10:49:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Solid

11/8/2025, 10:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don Lemon and @therickwilson.bsky.social had a good laugh about this one night

11/8/2025, 10:37:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Timely bsky.app/profile/kare...

11/8/2025, 4:04:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great minds…

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11/8/2025, 1:47:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh, that’s Kenny “fuckin” Powers

9/8/2025, 4:03:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And to think that shit ran about $29.99 from top to bottom

8/8/2025, 5:58:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, with minimal effort you could land yourself in one today!

8/8/2025, 5:54:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why thank you ☺️ a friend with weed is a friend indeed! Oh, and happy birthday!!! 🎂

6/8/2025, 2:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

5/8/2025, 5:07:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You do chicken rings and you’ll need a taser to keep me away….just sayin

4/8/2025, 5:32:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The metro is no better

3/8/2025, 12:15:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We know - all of Minnesota

3/8/2025, 12:14:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Here’s a woman who gives a real black eye to the “dumb blonde” demographic Which says nothing of Captain Dumbfuck, who obviously appreciates her lack of intelligence in lieu of other traits

2/8/2025, 11:42:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can we 86 the Surgeon General? I’m sick of that asshole telling me I shouldn’t smoke!

1/8/2025, 11:28:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who on god’s green earth is this fucking lunatic?!

1/8/2025, 6:45:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s so damn embarrassing They make it really tough to support this “professional” organization, despite my fandom going back to Kirby Puckett owning my childhood

1/8/2025, 4:37:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh come on now. They offed the fucking guy, we all know it. Whatever surveillance footage they allowed to survive that night will incriminate no one. If there’s a missing 2:53, that’s part of the cleaned up footage. Nothing, and I mean nothing incriminating survived that night

30/7/2025, 2:49:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fair to say abysmal?

30/7/2025, 2:42:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is utterly insane that in order to make a phone call back in the day, some poor sucker had to connect a wire from one party to the other Absolutely fucking insane

30/7/2025, 2:30:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say it, George

30/7/2025, 2:27:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love the batter’s salute

30/7/2025, 2:26:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 7:44:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, that shit was all the way fair. Those bitch ass motherfuckers got called out by someone who had a lot of what they didn’t: courage. Those dudes are pussies and she told em exactly that. Fuck ICE and bring on the yoga pants brigade!!!

26/7/2025, 2:30:16 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stoned. Couch. Oreos and milk.

26/7/2025, 2:24:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t make sense out of nonsense, my man

26/7/2025, 2:15:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 2:08:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pershepshion??? Is this bitch drunk?!

25/7/2025, 1:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get em, Kat!

25/7/2025, 1:11:27 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This brings me back to the days of the “woke mind virus” Remember that? Good times

24/7/2025, 11:00:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Correct answer: I would not pay them

24/7/2025, 8:22:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seriously

24/7/2025, 2:36:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2025

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24/7/2025, 2:35:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m so grateful to live in a state where quality of life is a priority! I’ve been here my entire life and can’t fathom leaving. Manhattan was rather tempting, but my wallet isn’t wide enough for that shit 😕

23/7/2025, 5:32:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That bird RULES

23/7/2025, 4:18:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obstruct and interfere….NOW!

22/7/2025, 8:55:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Simply preposterous, and I’ll leave it at that Have a great day

22/7/2025, 4:25:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Animal cruelty? Good god 🙄

22/7/2025, 4:05:10 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Super cool! Excited for you to come back 😃

22/7/2025, 1:18:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit, I just noticed you said, coming home 😞 I’m telling you things you already know

21/7/2025, 11:07:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂😂😂

21/7/2025, 10:49:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do yourself the favor of favors and be certain to get a pork chop on a stick! Also pictured, the line for cheese curds….which goes lightning fast

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21/7/2025, 10:46:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does she walk funny in them? 🤣

21/7/2025, 8:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I say trump should take a long walk on a short dock

19/7/2025, 6:17:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still a gangster and looking fuckin good! bsky.app/profile/efft...

17/7/2025, 10:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not the least bit religious but you can bet your ass I’ll say my prayers before bed

17/7/2025, 10:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get that motherfucker!

17/7/2025, 10:37:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell of a makeup job, I’ll say that much

17/7/2025, 8:38:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A-fucking-men

17/7/2025, 6:23:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m gonna be so happy for you(us) when the #IHDY day finally arrives

17/7/2025, 5:59:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You got me 🤷🏼‍♂️

15/7/2025, 11:10:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d drag that bitch ass motherfucker back up the stairs only to throw him down again

15/7/2025, 11:09:13 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the parks system is consistently in the top 3 😂

15/7/2025, 10:45:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best in the nation!

15/7/2025, 10:44:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utterly terrifying, especially by the lakes!

15/7/2025, 10:43:40 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live 2 blocks from the lakes and I’m blown away by the number of people on the rental kayaks/canoes or their own paddle boards every weekend

15/7/2025, 10:42:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And keep it out!

15/7/2025, 10:40:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view