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It’s never too late!
….when out of the clear, blue sky
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It’s never too late!
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Now this is an angle of #IHDY that I’d not considered Delicious!
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Vikes, too
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I’m just a pothead with a decent job and no dependents. Reading posts like this, good folks being fucked by the universe, just not cool. If there’s a way I can share a few bucks that I can spare, lemme know!
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Not JUST really good. She is one of the best!!!
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Shit, my bad You’re dealing with usps not ups
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Nightmare scenario My phone attempt was so unsuccessful I just drove my ass to the nearest UPS store to talk to someone face-to-face
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Cool looking little devil
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Why is it people like Cheryl, Steve Kerr, Popp, and so on, are better leaders in this country than the alleged “leaders”?!
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It’s insanely fucked! Doris is one of the best in the business, right behind Kevin Harlan, IMO To remove her is complete bullshit!
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I just wanna take this rare opportunity to tell you you’re freakin awesome and you’re hilarious and I appreciate you keeping us up to speed with the goings-on 😌
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That does rule 😏
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Slay, queen
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Might we get a photo of Asha in a red hat???
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
The good news, Wild Bill, is that Jesus still loves you No matter what, Jesus loves you May the lord bless you and keep you, Wild Bill 🙏🏻
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dawg, who said anything about right and/or wrong? You fall short on reading comprehension, eh? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Dude, do you get off on being an insufferable prick? If that’s your kink, get after it, I guess 🤷🏼♂️ Here’s the thing: someone out there will equally get off on you being an insufferable prick towards them. Find them. Embrace them. Cherish them. Or quit being an insufferable prick, ya fuckin prick
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…while black
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The same guy who has no concept of solar power after sundown 🤣
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I’d go as far as to say, probability
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Can confirm
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Hell yeah
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Can’t wait!!!! Be there tomorrow 😃 and Saturday, and next week a couple times
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As well you should The rest of you looks fantastic, too
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
That ⭐️ is pretty fucking cool!
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C’mon, Molly! Much like baseball, there’s no crying in politics h/t A League of Their Own
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Twins didn’t need him 🙄
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Mf’er sailed and has since sunk
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Correct Morons whose only intent is to salivate all over trump’s nutsack, like Benny Johnson, ask the other type
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As one does
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L-O-fucking-L
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And that’s the 80/20 shit
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little duck/big shot
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The Pohlads are not well-liked here 😬
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We need Anarchy Princess behind this dumb fuck with a sign, cowbell, and whistle
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Just once in my life I wanna be the person who holds insider info 😞
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
I know it’s one of those things that’s wrong and I shouldn’t do it, but I want an owl for a pet
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You’re too perfect 🥰
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Don is just fuckin rolling and Rick, ever the professional, tries forging on ahead until he can’t take it anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Such a good clip!
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
That and the super long escalator in there are 2 of my favorite things. The Mill District is by far the best part of Minneapolis!
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The irony there being, they’re probably gonna charge the guy with assault with a deadly weapon
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#FuckCancer
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Awesome picture! I call that thing The Skyway To Nowhere 😏
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Solid
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Don Lemon and @therickwilson.bsky.social had a good laugh about this one night
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Timely bsky.app/profile/kare...
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Uh, that’s Kenny “fuckin” Powers
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
And to think that shit ran about $29.99 from top to bottom
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Man, with minimal effort you could land yourself in one today!
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Why thank you ☺️ a friend with weed is a friend indeed! Oh, and happy birthday!!! 🎂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You do chicken rings and you’ll need a taser to keep me away….just sayin
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The metro is no better
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
We know - all of Minnesota
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s a woman who gives a real black eye to the “dumb blonde” demographic Which says nothing of Captain Dumbfuck, who obviously appreciates her lack of intelligence in lieu of other traits
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Can we 86 the Surgeon General? I’m sick of that asshole telling me I shouldn’t smoke!
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Who on god’s green earth is this fucking lunatic?!
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so damn embarrassing They make it really tough to support this “professional” organization, despite my fandom going back to Kirby Puckett owning my childhood
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Oh come on now. They offed the fucking guy, we all know it. Whatever surveillance footage they allowed to survive that night will incriminate no one. If there’s a missing 2:53, that’s part of the cleaned up footage. Nothing, and I mean nothing incriminating survived that night
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Fair to say abysmal?
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It is utterly insane that in order to make a phone call back in the day, some poor sucker had to connect a wire from one party to the other Absolutely fucking insane
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Say it, George
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the batter’s salute
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Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, that shit was all the way fair. Those bitch ass motherfuckers got called out by someone who had a lot of what they didn’t: courage. Those dudes are pussies and she told em exactly that. Fuck ICE and bring on the yoga pants brigade!!!
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Stoned. Couch. Oreos and milk.
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Can’t make sense out of nonsense, my man
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Pershepshion??? Is this bitch drunk?!
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Get em, Kat!
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
This brings me back to the days of the “woke mind virus” Remember that? Good times
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Correct answer: I would not pay them
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Seriously
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I’m so grateful to live in a state where quality of life is a priority! I’ve been here my entire life and can’t fathom leaving. Manhattan was rather tempting, but my wallet isn’t wide enough for that shit 😕
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That bird RULES
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Obstruct and interfere….NOW!
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Simply preposterous, and I’ll leave it at that Have a great day
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Animal cruelty? Good god 🙄
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Super cool! Excited for you to come back 😃
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Shit, I just noticed you said, coming home 😞 I’m telling you things you already know
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Do yourself the favor of favors and be certain to get a pork chop on a stick! Also pictured, the line for cheese curds….which goes lightning fast
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Does she walk funny in them? 🤣
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
I say trump should take a long walk on a short dock
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Still a gangster and looking fuckin good! bsky.app/profile/efft...
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Not the least bit religious but you can bet your ass I’ll say my prayers before bed
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Get that motherfucker!
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Hell of a makeup job, I’ll say that much
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A-fucking-men
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I’m gonna be so happy for you(us) when the #IHDY day finally arrives
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You got me 🤷🏼♂️
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I’d drag that bitch ass motherfucker back up the stairs only to throw him down again
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And the parks system is consistently in the top 3 😂
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Best in the nation!
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Utterly terrifying, especially by the lakes!
Matt (@effth1s.bsky.social) reply parent
Live 2 blocks from the lakes and I’m blown away by the number of people on the rental kayaks/canoes or their own paddle boards every weekend
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And keep it out!