I just want a live stroke is that too much to ask for?
I just want a live stroke is that too much to ask for?
Fuck he's alive
me at around 11:15am each day
Just saw one of those metal dinosaurs that eats houses
I spoke to this great guy. Guy called Werner. He used to work on these beautiful rockets, but they used them to bomb England. Sad Very sad So I said Werner Let's make a deal you come here And build your beautiful rockets Beautiful rockets But no bombing England And we're doing that now Biden didn't
Attacking a massively unpopular PM? Sure sounds like a bad strategy to me! /s
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He can but on the plus side he doesn't have the political charisma to get away with any of the batshit things Trump can
'After a long life of denial I've finally decided to come out as gay.'
What if it's not Trump making the announcement, but the president of the United States. JD Couch Fucker Vance
What stocks go up when he dies?
A stroke has hit the whitehouse
Unwiring my spaghetti takes more time than writing said spaghetti just let it exist in peace
What do you mean my pull request is wrong, it works, fuck your standards
Alright I've been touching grass all day is he confirmed as dead yet?
maybe if we sang “Free Palestine” to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” we could get more white people on board
TRUMP IS DEAD NA NA TRUMP IS DEAD NA NA TRUMP IS DEAD TRUMP IS DEAD TRUMP IS DEAD NA NA TRUMP IS DEEAAADD TRUMP IS DEAADD TRUMP IS DEAD TRUMP IS DEAD TRUMP IS DEAD NA NA!
There was a very similar vibe on the morning of the queen dying. The same kind of rumours, not quite as excited rumours, but the same nonetheless.
The depression spiral after he's spotted on some golf course is going to be deep
Liz Truss has killed Donald Trump
Unfortunately not dead yet, but there is rumours. We love mostly unfounded rumours
Trump
Amen. None of this 'oh you shouldn't wish death on people that's mean'. No. This guy is a cunt. He's ruined countries, killed countless people through USAID, made the world take multiple steps back on climate change, etc, etc, etc. His death should be celebrated, by the whole planet
Please please please please please please
Why?
The Guardian’s whole ‘please fund us because this is a fight against evil’ shtick would be more persuasive if they didn’t run endless pieces about e.g. why everyone is talking about avocado talc, written by someone called Avocado Talcum-Powder.
And those 4 green squares get absolutely fuck all.
All of the realistic options are shit to be honest Spacex is good but Musk is a Nazi ULA are consistent but incredibly slow Blue origin is a money pit that has done nothing Boeing is essentially a lobbying organisation with a rocket that makes Congress happy and nobody else.
France and the soviets also got lots of people. You can trace a lot of the soviet, and therefore Chinese rockets back to them. D. Specifically for SLS, which has cost something like $24bn for a single mildly successful launch so far.
A: Nazi Germany B: quite a lot I imagine, on about 20 so far C: Nobody knows but I'd bet it will, but a lot later than expected. D: Depends if he's friendly with Trump at that point in time I guess. They're getting less money than Boeing, so they can use that argument
Depends on how you do the accounting, 0 or billions. They have committed to paying a set amount for a moon landing or 2 using this rocket. This is testing, so isn't billed for. Nasa doesn't launch rockets, they pay companies to
Write a python script that reads a csv
Yep
Yeah but c'mon the one with the gorilla on the drums doing Phill Collins was great
It plays out well right, surely there's no other options
So there's a cunt taking over the predominant superpower with military force, laying the groundwork to becoming a dictator, and fucking up international relations all while clearly showing signs of cognitive decline. How does this play out?
He's been showing foreign leaders Trump 2028 hats...
I said a hip, a hop, a hip I dip my dick in the salsa dip On a Taco Tuesday Can I spaff on your booblays? Feel free to say no
Unironically though if a meaningless award is the only thing that's stopping the dementia child from nuking Beijing I reckon he can have it
A couple of compulsory alevel geography lessons about the functions of the EU would have stopped Brexit
Huge shout-out to the person at Dacia who decided to sponsor bog snorkeling for absolutely no apparent reason www.press.dacia.co.uk/releases/517
Sweet Potato and cinnamon soup is that new?
Forget halal meat I'm eating capitalism meat - From animals treated especially poorly in pursuit of maximum efficiency to grow value for shareholders
Got drunk and got given the shitest doner ever, my evening is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
You have to be seriously online to have any concept of who this Garry Newsroom fella is
See ya around, lil’ guy 🥲
Hey @kobo do this please or I'll keep just going to Anna and her Archive, it's great over there
Business idea: an ebook service where if you decide a book is shit and you have read <10% of it, you get a refund.
Having a pint and the setting sun outside hit an angle that it's light came through a window and got reflected off the mirror behind the bar and caused a massive flash of golden light to hit my eyes and I now understand the nature of things
My code is gonna be like "thsi python not wrking, fix plz"
Yer da gets angry he can't put a flag on a street light
EU food regulation: Parmigiano Reggiano can only be grown in a certain area of Italy. The cows must be fed grass or hay only. Start making it within a day of milking. The wheel must be the same size, and aged for a year. US food regulation: I probably wouldn't eat the radioactive shrimp if I was u
HUH
Apart from this being embarrassing, shouldn't it set off some alarms? The president of the united states is showing off advertising material for an illegal third term. Where can I bet on Trump 2028?
Zelensky - We can't have elections during a war Trump - Wait what? You're saying there's no elections if I'm at war? hmmmmmm
Cunts of reporters in the oval office
Microsoft Now? What do they do?
It's going to be a long day
Is that wrong? It's gonna get hot anyway?
This is some real avengers assemble shit. So happy to not be American on this one
There should be more shouting about this
What in the fuck is that keyboard
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That was a masterclass
Man Putin really knows how to suck of trump
The agreement we have reached??!??!?? What they done
Cunt
Now more than ever remember that Putin is a child murdering cunt
Some people might describe being a nazi as a bubble but many people, including our lord and saviour Elon Musk, would say they had a legitimate reason to be as large as they are. - Grok, probably
wen pop
It's a sunny Friday afternoon and they're asking me to do work again this is surely against the Geneva convention
The man's a cunt but you've gotta hand it to him that he's good at shitposting
Presumably because they want to finish early for pints which I mean fair enough it's sunny out
Commander speaking to the most crack team of pilots in the RAF - You need to strike this location at 13:00 local time. The best pilots in the RAF - Strike it at 12:00, got it
Was looking forward to a lunchtime break seeing the red arrows but they fucked it and flew over an hour early, what's the point
Less than 2000 people per square mile? Your mayor's a dog now sorry
I really dislike how science has started calling almost any fancy computational technique AI. 🧪 The framing of this entire article makes it sound like a benevolent AI independently made these drugs. That is *pure fantasy*. Instead: a team of scientists made a machine learning model for a study.
It's behind you
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Things that I'm glad have been deleted:
What about the Frankenboobies nobody ever thinks of those
If you repost more than 2 tweets in quick succession and they're not bangers, you get unfollowed. Thems the rules
I know nothing I'm just sitting here looking at pretty colours Mother Fucker
On today's episode of calling everything a computer does ai - whatever the BBC news headline is talking about
@garybrannan.bsky.social Typhoon #Podul #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.
hehehe
*I don't support this To be fair, like it or not, these talking points are very popular. Pretending they're not is just putting your head in the sand.
The control of the schools began in March 1933 with the issuing of the first educational decree, which held that “German culture must be treated thoroughly.”
Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?
I'm referring to the Ivanhoe line between Leicester and Burton that is still occasionally used for freight.