"Just Dance" Vance.
I bleed blue. Dog is my copilot. Personal assistant and private chef for Edie, my dog. Writer in my free time. Californian refugee in Cambodia. DM at your own risk- don't be surprised if you get blocked!
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"Just Dance" Vance.
Tempus est umbra in mente. Time is a shadow in the mind.
I always have to thank Gwen Stefani for teaching me how to spell BANANAS!!! ๐ซถ
Oh wow! You can get it for FREE in Apple Books!!!!
Wow, I want to read that right now! Thanks for the tip. ๐
Oh the shame. ๐คฆ๐ฝ
She's definitely not the brightest bulb!
Epic! ๐
I don't know if it was BS, but I read somewhere that Musk was invited but not attending. ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
I miss it every day. Even as a citizen, I'm reluctant to go back.
He ONLY cares about himself. If he can vilify a marginalized group to win points with his mouth breathing followers, he will.
Tell Cindy Mah I said hi! Hi to you too!!- Eiming
You too! It's just 2:22pm here!
Accidents happen. Could quite possibly be an actual cock block, or a pocket block. ๐ They'll figure it out and refollow you. ๐ซถ
Everything is upsidedown. ๐คฆ๐ฝ
It must be a mistake. Can you even tag someone who blocked you? ๐ซถ
I think that would be the only occasion I would eat Taco Bell!!!
Happy birthday, Birthday Twin!
Scream this story from the rooftops. And again. And again.
Virgos unite! I was the 3rd.
Facts matter.
I'd say fact, not prediction.
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Thanks buddy!
G'night killos. One foot closer to the grave today. Happy birthday to me.
Well... I'm a day ahead, so I'm not exactly sure if I mean September 3rd here or there...
I'm going to pull birthday rank and claim it anyhow.
September 3rd 3pm.
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Please don't let him lay in State. And Hell no to Arlington.
I'd bet all my Trump meme coins that it's a new meme coin. ๐ I could wish for a better birthday present.
New meme coin. ๐
Thanks SuzyQ!
Eat more fiber.
You should see a doctor.
I have a great idea.
On 2nd thought, I'd rather have Rudy in Congress than PEDonald in the Oval...
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Clots and prayers.
@lamb2112.bsky.social
It only sent two?!? I wrote out a list of about ten!!! Will send again.
Thnort Te. Jomno.
They're dwindling. Mama Shop, Italian. Cuisine Wat Damnak, but it's a bit of a production. Olive, Tell, Tequila Bar, maybe later. There's more, just can't think right now. Shin & Hashi, brain fart.
Well, Trump IS insane, you know.
They're already there.
Can we start a GoFundMe called "Ketamine for Billionaires"?
I had to quit Substack already. I couldn't get it to stop emailing me to death. ๐คฆ๐ฝ
The self hating ones are the most vocal.
disgusting.
Happy birthday!
2a people ought read this adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/who-really...
The 2A folks need to read this. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/who-really...
South Park plays out like reality. Unbelievable.
Our government is like a poorly written parody. WTAF?
They come in handy! ๐
i wish they had in-app photo editing. i noticed but was too lazy. like iโm being now! i donโt know why my ipad isnโt capitalizing the first word of a new sentence, or the word i. past my bedtime! have a great day!
Not that itโs a nice pairing, but Iโll bring some mints!
oopsie! sorry and thanks!
We the people are so sorry. We think heโs an asshole too. ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
DUI community service.
Ahhhhhhh! Sonoma county! I lived in Sugarloaf Ridge State Park for years! I miss it so much!
Happy hump day!
It's Wednesday, friends! We're almost through the week. I know many of us have wondered what Lucifer had to say about the felon in the White House claiming he was going to heaven ๐๐คฃ Have a day, y'all! #SheShed
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All of the above ๐
Intervention time.
I watched it three times in a row! ๐คฃ
Thatโs one thing they have in common. Theyโre sadists.
Itโs like community service for jaywalkers.
24K gold right here. Golder than Trumps toilet! Thanks @keithedwards.bsky.social youtu.be/wi0Ye9qpmto?...
Defend Our Democracy!!Rise Up๐
@occupydemocrats.bsky.social
@occupydemocrats.bsky.social
@occupydemocrats.bsky.social do you know about this sketchy website? Iโm seeing tons of reposts with this address, but none allow comments.
They lack all self awareness. It would be funny if it wasnโt so tragically dangerous.
Excellent article. Thank you. ๐
Gov. Pritzker is one of 23 Dem governors who must defy this despot deploying the military: โThis is exactly the type of overreach our country's founders warned against, and it's the reason that they established a federal system with a separation of powersโฆ.โ www.americaamerica.news/p/snapshot-y...
Community service for jaywalking?
Iโm not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
Thanks! I got 51 fresh faces!!!
Not unfrequently I see people that have been with me from the beginning show up in notifications as "so and so followed you" ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Is "2 girls 1 cup" still around?๐คฎ
Damn. Now I have to look. ๐
My eyeballs just did a full 360.
That's 100% the ONLY objective.
Kash Patel at work?
Thanks, your comment made me realize the possible consequences of my words! I can be too flippant sometimes.
Every time! I'm going to delete my previous post because a definitely don't want to discourage anyone from voting!!!!
