Imagine if Bernie won the 2016 election.
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Imagine if Bernie won the 2016 election.
Everyone getting excited about huge Democrat rallies 6 months too late & 3 years before there might be another election
Not an introvert or an extrovert but a secret third thing where I draw my energy from listening to the same song a thousand times in a row until it means absolutely nothing to me anymore and I hate myself for it
why isnāt anybody doing fucking ANYTHING
OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS
āNo Way To Prevent This,ā Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
This is the best rant Iāve ever done. I donāt think I will ever top it: youtube.com/shorts/DoE6R...
Knowledge is powerā¦
You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.
some weird things going on with Apple Maps depending on how zoomed in you areā¦.
I would love to not be sick anymore š
Itās hilarious watching people who had no issue with published Reylo fan fic suddenly draw the line at published Dramoine fan fic, because Draco was a āwizard nazi.ā Um, I hate to break it to you.
Jacob Wrestling the Angel, Italian School, 17th century, šø by @Photography514
great googily moogily
āWe must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.ā -FDR, 1941
I think I've hit upon a major reason I love Saquon Barkley so much and it's that not only does he embody pure excellence -- just Plato's form of athleticism, with all the creativity and play included in that -- BUT ALSO there's a complete absence of toxic masculinity.
trying to view positive content
DID YOU KNOW? New Orleans, Louisiana is called the āBig Easyā for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.
Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
It's cruel that I have to "do work" in order to "make a living" after the Eagles won the Super Bowl instead of just watching highlights for the rest of my life.
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
bread and circus
still laughing at the array of skill players on the field who all got upstaged by the Eagles defensive line deciding it was ogre party time
kansas city got a first down on their very first play last night! their next first down was in the third quarter
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
Kendrick is truly operating on another level from the rest of us. Like I enjoy him in general, but I also have to go read a write-up about all the layers I inevitably miss, which delights me.
Iād let him butter my bread.
Read books everywhere! Book joy all the time because you never knowā¦ you could become a Super Bowl champion ššš šø: Ryan Kang
oh my fucking god @kaitydidit.bsky.social
Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you donāt know who he is thatās a You problem
Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass. Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.
please please please donāt go to the white house eagles please please please
Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything thatās happening
Only Eagles fans understand how nervous I *still* am at the end of the 3rd quarter, up 34-6.
I love this city
@kaitydidit.bsky.social
Has Tessa Bailey seen this?
my bisexual taste, visualized
Iām usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless Iām really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if itās the weekend or Monday or if thereās something stressful going on
I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"
Now is a good time to have an indoor cat, please.
NEW YORK (AP) ā A dozen states say they will file lawsuit challenging DOGE access to government payment systems containing personal data.
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
I'm about to print this out and put it on my wall.
When you're trying to get people to notice that your country is being taken over by techno-oligarchs
Iām currently terrorizing my book club with jaboukieās Mitch McConnell fanfic and I will not apologize
every time I see posts from this man I cry. We could have had such a different life experience.
Iām old enough to remember when you could say āthat stupid nazi piece of shit is destroying the countryā without people responding by asking which one.
None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal. None of this is normal.
This isnāt the most eloquent way to express it, but thank fuck for the arts Thank fuck for books Thank fuck for drawing and painting Thank fuck for movies Thank fuck for video games Thank fuck for all the creatives out there who will help us cope the next 4 years whether by escapism or a rally cry
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isnāt DEI. Itās white Christian Nationalism.
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Yes.
Root for the Eagles if you want a team thatāll definitely not go to the White House if they win.
Challenge accepted
āDEI is not a threat. Itās a gift.ā ā Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .
Doechii joins Cardi B and Lauryn Hill as the only women in #GRAMMYs history to win Best Rap Album.
AND YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT YOU FUCKING OLD PIECE OF SHIT
āI know thereās some black girl, so many black women watching me right now. And I wanna tell you, you can do it. Anything is possible. Donāt allow anybody to project any stereotypes on youā ā Doechii accepting her first #GRAMMYs award.
Taylor has the chance to do the funniest thingā¦
Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
On May 10, 1933, Nazis burned the library of The Institute for Sexual Science. The Institute was founded by Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld. Its community clinic pioneered healthcare for queer, trans, & intersex people. The Institute was targeted & attacked as part of a Nazi government censorship program.
They're not fooling anyone.
Society pushes a relationship hierarchy where romance is placed above friendships. For example: āmore than friendsā ājust friendsā, or ppl being disgruntled about getting put in the āfriend zoneā Meanwhile, friendship is one of the most sacred connections u can have with another human being.
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and itās your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They arenāt firing for a reason.
ā”ļø January 20: FAA director fired ā”ļø January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ā”ļø January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ā”ļø January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ā”ļø January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!
OpenAI says it has proof that Deepseek used its work without permission to create something meant to undermine and destroy its product. On behalf of all the authors whose novels and stories were taken as training data, oh no that must be so hard for you.
Army Blackhawk helicopters are crashing into passenger planes at DCA while the Secretary of Defense is on Fox News ranting about DEI
Every time I see the word ābalaclava,ā I think itās ābaklavaā and then all I want is pastry with honey syrup and walnuts.
This is what it feels to be alive right nowā
Culture wars aside, it is unfathomably counter-productive to enact tariffs to spur American manufacturing and innovation while simultaneously cutting off the funding for basic research which is a prerequisite for building the human and intellectual capital required.
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I just cackled
Iām 300 pages into #onyxstorm and i canāt breathe and iām gonna cry myself to sleep. HOW IS THERE STILL SO MUCH LEFT. A
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Iām proud to call the amazing cartoonist Ed Wexler a friend.
There has to be a mathematical formula or a natural rule about this. Cause itās always true.
I saw/heard this quote on TikTok, but it stuck with me. "Maybe you don't realize how good you're doing, because you keep raising the fu--ing bar." Such a good reminder for first thing on a Monday morning
Sorry Iām still thinking about this
Itās a trauma response for real š
THE EAGLES ARE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!
The goal is to make Brittany Mahomes cry, and then to decline a White House invitation. #eagles
Kid Rock makes music for the people who know the age of consent in all 50 states
the only thing getting me through this game is assigning dog breeds to the eagles players with @kaitydidit.bsky.social
Do you have access to/ownership of your maps listing? Itās important that you do so you can manage the hours!
