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Ela hadert

@elareale.bsky.social

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien, I'm a Württemberger in Baden. Ex-Sopranöse von Ex-Twitter. Ex-Touristikerin. Gesichtsverliererin. Vielzufrührentnerin. Antifaschistin. Nur der VfB! #fuckcancer

created August 17, 2023

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21/9/2025, 8:51:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ja?

21/9/2025, 8:21:00 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Du kommst nach Heidelberg?

21/9/2025, 8:03:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙫𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙖 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙗𝙩𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙚 🍂 (кησ∂єℓιċισυѕ єяα) (@leenenska.bsky.social) reposted

stell mir 2 stühle hin und ich setz mich safe dazwischen

21/9/2025, 11:05:07 AM | 67 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Das ist ausgeschlossen. Die unglaublich tollen Froinde waren nämlich alle woanders.

21/9/2025, 6:50:47 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Faaaaalsch! 😂

21/9/2025, 6:06:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 🫶🏼

20/9/2025, 9:29:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 😅

20/9/2025, 4:34:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Naja, eigentlich nicht, aber für mich schon. 😅

20/9/2025, 4:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social)

Okay, eventuell habe ich es heute ein bisschen übertrieben, und eventuell hat mein Körper mir ziemlich genau meine Grenzen aufgezeigt. *liegend gesendet*

Screenshot meiner Schrittzähler App. Ich bin heute fast 15 km gewandert.
20/9/2025, 3:38:11 PM | 47 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture La Lutti (@lalutti.bsky.social) reposted

"Und außerdem hab ich jetzt eine neue Familie!!" "Die IKEA Family ist keine richtig..." "EINE NEUE FAMILIE!!!!"

20/9/2025, 6:13:56 AM | 51 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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🖤

20/9/2025, 3:17:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫂

20/9/2025, 3:17:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫶🏼

20/9/2025, 7:30:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gute Nacht, John-Boy.

19/9/2025, 9:56:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤗

19/9/2025, 9:27:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gute Nacht, Kaschewi. 💫

19/9/2025, 9:18:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dieses Hotelzimmer ist so klein, wir können nicht einmal aneinander vorbei reden.

19/9/2025, 8:27:31 PM | 125 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social)

"Warum geht denn meine Nachttischlampe nicht? Gestern ging sie doch noch." "Ist der Stecker drin?" "Ich bin ja nicht blöd! Oh."

19/9/2025, 8:20:19 PM | 49 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤗🫶🏼

19/9/2025, 4:20:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture reinbar.bsky.social (@reinbar.bsky.social) reposted

Wischt euch mal den Geifer vom Mund und seid ein bisschen lieb. Das ist vielleicht der letzte schöne Spätsommertag.

19/9/2025, 9:15:39 AM | 25 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 4:19:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lavendel, Oleander, Jasmin.

19/9/2025, 4:14:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Herr Viskosie (@viskosie.bsky.social) reposted

Kaltenbach. Alle anderen können einpacken.

19/9/2025, 4:07:46 PM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wirklich schön. Aber auch wirklich sehr voll.

19/9/2025, 3:31:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social)

Menschenmassen drängen sich durch Meersburg. Fühle mich wie zu Hause.

19/9/2025, 2:43:57 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅

19/9/2025, 1:08:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 1:04:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥺

19/9/2025, 1:03:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 1:02:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aua. 😅

19/9/2025, 1:02:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leicht. 😅

19/9/2025, 11:51:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social)

"Hier können wir uns nicht hinsetzen, da steht 'Bitte halten Sie diese Plätze frei für ältere und schwerbehinderte Passagiere.'" "Schatz, wir sind beides!"

19/9/2025, 10:55:35 AM | 55 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😬🫶🏼

19/9/2025, 9:27:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weder noch. Zum Glück. 😅

19/9/2025, 9:27:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social)

Frage mich gerade, ob wohl schon irgendwann irgendjemand außer mir sich beim Socken anziehen ein beachtliches Stück vom Zehennagel abgerissen hat.

19/9/2025, 8:14:38 AM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/9/2025, 8:04:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫶🏼

18/9/2025, 10:11:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Wir gehen doch nicht ohne dich!

18/9/2025, 10:02:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Nur noch schnell Zähne putzen. Und einen Schluck Wasser trinken. Und Nase putzen. Und Pipi machen. Und eincremen. Und Fenster aufmachen. Und Handy stumm schalten. Und Ladekabel anschließen. Und nochmal Nase putzen. Und nochmal Pipi machen. Und noch einen Schluck Wasser trinken. Und gute Nacht sagen.

18/9/2025, 9:58:19 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁

18/9/2025, 9:57:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dafür war ich zu feige.

18/9/2025, 9:50:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Es ist wahr. Und zum Verzweifeln.

18/9/2025, 9:48:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kalbshaxe Florida!

18/9/2025, 9:47:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ja! Unbedingt!

18/9/2025, 8:44:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥺

18/9/2025, 8:42:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sagt der Mann aus den Bergen...

18/9/2025, 8:42:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Moooooment! DU bist es doch, die so weit weg wohnt!

18/9/2025, 8:40:05 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finde auch!

18/9/2025, 8:36:12 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Und zu Hause dann:

18/9/2025, 7:36:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social)

Kellnerin: "Hat's geschmeckt?" Ich: "Es war leider nicht genug Platz auf dem Teller, sonst hätte ich mich in diese Waldpilzrahmsoße reingelegt." Mann: "Verzeihung. Meine Frau hatte zum Frühstück einen Clown."

18/9/2025, 7:11:10 PM | 76 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@42antwort.bsky.social 🥰🫶🏼

18/9/2025, 8:07:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫶🏼

18/9/2025, 8:01:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 😊

18/9/2025, 6:22:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

17/9/2025, 10:10:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wie schön, dass du dich getraut hast! Freue mich für dich! Das wird super!

17/9/2025, 9:28:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're a creature of the night!

17/9/2025, 9:26:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Genau das. Gute Besserung! 🍀💚

17/9/2025, 9:24:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gute Nacht, Kaschewi. 💫

17/9/2025, 9:23:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GuBe 🍀💚

17/9/2025, 9:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dann MUSS man sich krankmelden!

17/9/2025, 9:15:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roy Madecke (@roymadecke.bsky.social) reposted

Charlie Sheen den Abend mit ihm zu genießen und er wollte bei Sean Penn.

17/9/2025, 7:49:22 PM | 19 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Magst du mir schreiben, welches Hotel du dir ausgesucht hast? Vielleicht kann ich etwas dazu sagen.

17/9/2025, 8:55:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤝🏻

17/9/2025, 8:46:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 😊

17/9/2025, 8:33:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Machen Krach und Dreck.

17/9/2025, 8:15:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wie schön!

17/9/2025, 8:13:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Ach guck, noch einer. Wir scheinen viel gemeinsam zu haben. 😁

17/9/2025, 8:10:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kraftbiber (@itsakira.bsky.social) reposted

Hauptgrund, warum man im Wohnzimmer im Dunkeln sitzt ❌ Licht kaputt ✅ Man liegt schon auf der Couch und müsste aufstehen, um das Licht anzumachen

17/9/2025, 6:21:06 PM | 109 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Ja, schlimm.

17/9/2025, 7:34:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Natürlich.

17/9/2025, 7:33:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 🫶🏼

17/9/2025, 7:33:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍🏼

17/9/2025, 7:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mach das, aber nicht im November, da sieht man den See nämlich nicht mal vom Ufer aus, so neblig ist es da.

17/9/2025, 7:28:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mach ich. 😁

17/9/2025, 7:26:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke, Trolli. 🥰 Das Wetter wird gut, ich denke, ich werde die Berge sehen.

17/9/2025, 7:23:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🫶🏼

17/9/2025, 7:21:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awwwww 🥰 Danke!

17/9/2025, 7:20:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wie schön! Ich war schon oft am Bodensee, aber noch nie in Radolfzell. Unsere Freunde wohnen erst seit kurzem dort.

17/9/2025, 7:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 🫶🏼

17/9/2025, 7:16:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fast. 😅 Shit Poster!

17/9/2025, 7:15:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Es kamen Fragen auf, und weil ich das geahnt habe, habe ich gestern schon ein Spiegel-Bild gemacht. Dieser Schlauch:

Die Account-Inhaberin schaut aus einem Badezimmerspiegel heraus ins Leere. Sie hält ein Handy in der Hand, das einen kleinen Teil ihres Gesichts verdeckt. Ihr Haar ist grau und relativ kurz, und sie ist Brillenträgerin. Sie trägt ein schwarzes Top und eine helle Bluse. Unter ihrem Schlüsselbein ist ein großes Pflaster, das einen Port verdeckt. Ein dünner Schlauch für parenterale Ernährung ist an den Port angeschlossen.
17/9/2025, 7:15:13 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Den einen oder die andere würde ich schon gerne mitnehmen. 😁

17/9/2025, 7:02:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ela hadert (@elareale.bsky.social) reply parent

Erst zu Freunden nach Radolfzell, dann Hotel in Heiligenberg, weil die am See unbezahlbar sind.

17/9/2025, 7:00:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 🥰

17/9/2025, 6:57:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 🥰🫶🏼

17/9/2025, 6:55:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danke 😊

17/9/2025, 6:55:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 6:54:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So. Der Schlauch ist ab, die Nadel ist raus, der Koffer ist gepackt, morgen bin ich am Bodensee, und ihr nicht. Hihi.

17/9/2025, 6:50:52 PM | 89 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

17/9/2025, 6:14:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Die Lösung steht übrigens schon lange in den Replys. 😁

17/9/2025, 5:26:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/9/2025, 5:21:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ziemlich.

17/9/2025, 4:43:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. 😁

17/9/2025, 4:42:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We have a winner! 🥳

17/9/2025, 4:42:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Auch das nicht.

17/9/2025, 4:42:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No.

17/9/2025, 4:41:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👎🏼😅

17/9/2025, 3:28:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Du musst in fremden Sprachen denken.

17/9/2025, 3:28:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Berechtigte Frage.

17/9/2025, 3:26:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view