Ok so they’re scheduling me for a brain MRI and they’re gonna let me play music during it, what’s the absolute funniest music choice I can make for this
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Ok so they’re scheduling me for a brain MRI and they’re gonna let me play music during it, what’s the absolute funniest music choice I can make for this
You and this fuckass movie
Yaaaayyyyyyyyy 🩵🩵🩵
Got an appointment at the stroke clinic tomorrow can I get an “everything will be okay”
Tetanus shot hurts so bad :(
Cozy weather at LAST
Sleeve island is a beautiful location. My problem is having to live on body mainland. Even yoke archipelago is more tolerable.
I simply do not understand knitters that complain about sleeve island. The moment I finish the body and get to move onto the sleeves is the most relief and excitement I feel in the entire process!! I cannot WAIT to finish the sleeves and get the thing done!
It’s been too long since I’ve gotten laid, and longer still since I’ve wanted it
Friend said I’m giving “sexy dirtbag”, I thought I was giving “soft and fluffy”
Wait you’re on to something
She’s so right for that too
It is fairly new, so it might get there soon enough! I get the diazepam thing, but also “enough to be useful” and “enough to be a problem” are soooooo close together 😭
Highly recommend Dayvigo- it’s the only sleeping med that’s worked for me in my 26 years of insomnia, and it’s non habit-forming/non-addictive.
Car started shuddering, wouldn’t go above 10km without jerking and slowing down, pulled over to the side and big cloud of white smoke. 😭
I’m alright, I’m praying I pulled over and stopped the car in time to avoid engine damage. It seems like it was a coolant issue, white smoke and a high temp gauge when I looked right before I pulled over.
Also Dio HEAVILY flirting with Zag/Poseidon being suggestive as hell 😭
WILLOUGHBY TUCKER I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
I had this little bear-shaped bottle of metallic blue nail polish, and my mom would help me paint my nails every time I asked. I just liked the colour a lot, and my 6 year old brain didn’t think anything else about it other than that it was pretty.
Trying to do more things that I used to enjoy as a kid before society knocked it out of me, so I’m gonna go get my nails done :3
I think my type is best described as “clueless, sweet, horny, and a little bit scary.” Lost puppy but also somewhat deadly. Basically Eric Northman when he got his memory wiped, or The Corinthian when he was remade.
Don’t make me blush!
Hey did you all know it’s like, really hot out?
I’ll look into it!! <3 🩵
Is there a point in life where you’re too old to start MMA? I’ve wanted to for quite a few years, but I’m 26 and I’m wondering if it’s one of those sports like gymnastics where if you don’t start young you’re kinda screwed.
Most beautiful man in the entire world tbh!
I’m really, really good with animals and thrive in any sort of natural/outdoor setting :3
Lately this summer, when it’s too hot to sleep, I’ll go out by myself to the lake to swim naked and watch the fireflies. It always makes me feel more refreshed and connected with myself, and is one of my new favourite practices to incorporate into the summer version of myself.
Oh wait you CAN post videos to Bluesky. Anyways I’ve never been this slicked with sweat in my life and I’ve never felt more free.
still can’t post videos on BK but I just danced for about 4 hours straight and I finally get gay guy stuff (crazy body-to-body dance parties) now
Need the most acidic, saltiest, mouth-destroying salmiakki rn… want it to taste like a chemical fire in my mouth pls
Sleep meds l hit way too fast I was just about to start knitting and now I have no fine motor control 😭😭😭
Literally they said “well it’s past 4 hours so pushing the clot dissolver probably won’t change anything… so it’s probably just a migraine. Anyways you’re gonna go to the stroke clinic on Monday and here’s a pamphlet about secondary stroke prevention. But it’s not a stroke. Probably.”
Ok but if it’s not a stroke then why are they sending me to the stroke clinic on Monday… 🤨❓
So apparently migraines can mimic stroke symptoms (numbness, confusion, muscle weakness on left side, partial facial paralysis, loss of vision) so perfectly that you’ll have the neurologist putting TWO IV’s in you while wheeling you up to CT. Anyways #notgorked #notavegetable
7-Eleven taquitos cause grievous bodily harm and yet here I am with 4 inside me rn
I dream about being in a tax bracket that allows me to wear a full linen Muji fit
Kinda the best place for it though :3
Type shit
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii Louis ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Mayor of fruit…. What an honour……
The only person I know who can consume as much food as me is my sister (pictured) 🙂↕️ 🙂↕️
What’s yours? 👉🏻👈🏻
Mangosteen/Soursop!!
Share with the class
Painfully horny today in a way that’s driving me insane
Agreed!!! We are nothing without people to witness our lives
“Sorry for trauma dumping on you” Pain shared is pain divided. Also I love you.
As a Canadian I feel it’s my right to join for HER
I mean it’s -my- favourite sooooooooo :3c
I’d say it’s giving top but that specific flavour of monster… perhaps not!
I know it in theory, but then a candid pic comes across and I just go “damn”
Was anyone gonna tell me I was caked up like this 😭😭 wtf
Turning 26 tomorrow!!!! *CHAINSAW NOISES* *SCREAMING* *WET TEARING* *BLOOD SPRAY* Everything’s fine :)
Like what do you MEAN your entire highschool was indoors??? In one big building?? That’s insane
Just realized that nobody within 1,000 miles of me grew up going to an outdoor highschool
Cancer of the dick 😭😭
Hey btw I’m hot again
That green juice fuelled my entire university experience
I uh….. generally wake up at 1PM on the regular 😅 (I am, however, bartending until 3am most nights)
HHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY‼️‼️
I just love dilfs….. so much……
Happy birthday sweet bb!
But the whimsy 🥺
Scared the shit out of my little sister by throwing a fake spider on her after we watched this movie
Her freak chakra was blocked :(
Comfy cozy kitty
Every day I dread that some of my old cringy self-insert stories I wrote on wattpad when I was 13 will get discovered by Jenny Nicholson and read to an audience of millions.
Sorry I showed you my pet tarantulas haha can we still hit tho?
Hiiiiiii :3
I’m in Chéticamp, in Cape Breton, and it’s amazing how much my mood improves when I’m in francophone territory. Quebecois/Acadian ppl really do just understand how to live with a certain level of cunt!
“No, it’s for the better” son or “Know it’s for the better” daughter
Are you fr fr?
Y’all ever bark on it
Hewwo
70lbs of weight on me… joyful day
Doubled up my weighted blanket so I’d get twice the weight I usually have and ended up sleeping for 14 hours
Not allowed :(
Lapin à la moutarde, scalloped potatoes w leek, betterave and radish salad, and a citrus pavlova for dessert.
Take heart! Spring IS coming, and with a strawberry in the mouth no less!
Send 2 me plsss
It’s so over it’s so over it’s so over it’s soooooooooo over : )
And it’s just like… making an exit plan, Valentine’s Day party, garlicky miso gochujang butter beans, finding safe locations to flee to, drinks with coworkers, putting a go bag in my car, game night with friends, learning how to read physical maps, Pokémon go community day, researching asylum laws
Sometimes you have a responsibility to your feelings just as much as you have a responsibility to your actions but people don’t wanna talk about that lol
I’m tandemaus!
Oh my god this would work SO well for me
I loooooveeeeee flirting. It’s so cute, it’s so romantic, it’s sooooooo silly. Flirting is my favourite form of improv! Flirting keeps me witty! It keeps my sparkle alive! I’ll flirt with anyone for any reason at any time!
The better my writing gets the more my sister worries about me
Frothing at the mouth (it’s rabies)
Also this sweater is gonna be the death of me, it takes me a half hour just to complete a set of rounds 😭
Had another snow day, because as it turns out you can actually still go outside even when it’s cold??? Crazy, I know.
Yip yip :3
It’s cold as fuck but I touched grass anyways because I am a brave and special boy
Deeply Canadian moment here, but I got THE moo milk once in kindergarten and the teacher hated me so I didn’t even get the prize 😭😭😭
All knitted out
Update- working on it with Noro Ito! It’s going great so far, and it really was just as easy as ignoring the purl rows and making them knits. Thanks again for the suggestion! 🩵🩵🩵
Thank you so much!!
I just hate the sleeves! Is it an option within the pattern to skip it? Or would I have to work it out myself?
