Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald)

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that looks like paradise. The fresh air would feel good ALL OVER! Bet there are lots of wasps tho! 😠 🐝

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww thank Auggie! 🤍🤍🤍 I mean I instinctively know how to hunt but who knew the PREY FIGHTS BACK??!!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

All the birds are out right now and I’m not going to miss it.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

All I did is swipe it out of the air so I could eat it!!! The nerve!!!! I already begged to go back outside. My crow friends are having a party. Still no swelling, and I’m walking on it.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social)

Welp it turns out the flies with the yellow stripes are SPICY! I swatted one out of the air (effortlessly of course) and it BIT ME! I’m ok. There’s no swelling and I can walk on it but JEEEEEZZZZ!!! I can’t stop licking it. Boooooooo

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe I will!! I’m told we only have gluten free, which the lady I live with jokingly calls pASSta. But I’m up for trying!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow you really are that thing right up!!! I could watch this all day!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

It might just be gas

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Also it was loud in my carrier in the car on the boat because I wouldn’t stop yelling.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I passed through American waters a few times. I was locked in a car on a boat. Wasn’t impressed.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp if you feel loved inside you’re gonna spread more love around you, specifically to your mom and Rollie. That’s how it propagates. It’s science. If you don’t like it: tough!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Heck yea I love me some gloaming. I can hide my black self in corners and the faint light gets reflected in my eyes and I freak people out! Best time of day!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I love Rollie and your mom! Please pass it on!!! 🖤🤍🖤

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I love you Mr Philpot!!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh I’m a Canadian Fuzzbutt!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

This cat isn’t bread? She kinda looks like a marble rye.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Also tell people where you’re going and drink a LOT of water!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

HahahahahHAHAHAHA!! He’s being such a good boy! I’m not sure I’d be that good!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re right, I bet she would! The issue is that I prefer to grow my socks. I don’t really know how to actually wear anything.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw thanks!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

You guys make me want white socks!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

God we’re good cats!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

“I’ll sneak out later when your asleep and drink to then”

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

“I want you to put it in the shaker. Then bat and swat it across the room several times”.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

After I started spending more time on the balcony, we started to notice peanut shells and pine cones on the balcony. When I was out there, a crow started dropping pine needles beside me. They fly back and forth past the balcony from a utility pole to the roof if I chase them and chatter at them.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah they bring me gifts and play with me

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Screw them! I’ve got everything I want (other than a pair of wings so I can fly with my crow friends). My life is good. Time for second afternoon nap! 💤

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

The lady I live with loves breakfast food and would probably order them for dinner! 🥓 🍳 🧇

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m crepuscular so it sounds like as good a time as any.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I think Flanoy could accommodate breakfast burritos or tacos if you’d feel that works better.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

When the lady I live with lost her previous cat she was sent a gift card for food delivery service. She says that was perfect. I’m so sorry about the dog

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Send flowers and either bring over some food or order it. They may not have much of an appetite tomorrow so either bring snacky stuff tomorrow (and treats) or maybe do a meal Thursday/ Friday.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell them you need it for Halloween!!!! 🎃 👻 🐈‍⬛

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s good for chewing!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow, that’s a lot of birds! Tell them Lola says hi! They’re friends of friends so I think they’ll know who I am.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh awesome THANK YOU!!!! So good!!!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

😔

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Omigosh you can go back and forth!! So fun!!! 🤍🤍🤍

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

How did you turn yourself into crochet???!!! Did it hurt?

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

It has silvervine in it!!! Yum

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m ready with my witchy phone today!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Puffed up McQ must have been the size of an armchair!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oop! I love that you CAN eat dangly food!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah this is so funny!!! I love that you be an eat dangly food!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

The cats just want you to be safe Mr Philpot!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Also please don’t ever approach a moose and especially don’t try to rub its belly. The injuries won’t just be stitches on your skin. Your organs will probably need stitches too!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi Rollie!!!! 🖤🤍🖤

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

What did Tenna see? She saw what Arkan saw What did Della wear? She wore a new jersey

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr Philpot I can send you bandaids and disinfectant but I don’t think I can sew up any stitches without thumbs.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that’s the common one!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I love my orange cat friends! 🧡🤍🧡

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

WHERE!!!??!!!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m so responsible now that I’m 2 and I’m not sure I like it.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

If you’re photographing birds I can just come with you and hold it in place. I would never get distrac —— oh my GOD A CROW! 🐈‍⬛ 💨

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I know he’s pretty responsible with the taco truck but maybe he’s too young to be driving the hotdog car. Especially if it’s filled with hotdogs.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you think is was Ar-KANsas or arkanSASS?

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Excellent hunting Percy!! 🐈‍⬛

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the appropriate response to celery.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

If you do ever get Churu on you, I can remove it expeditiously!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I am very lucky (and grateful) that I was never a rescue. Rescue pets earn their extra special gotcha days 🫡

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahaha thank you!!! I’ve had a fantastic birthday!🎂 🎉

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, was I in danger? I was in Dunbar today and I have celiac disease! 🥖⚠️

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha yup! I AM a Halloween costume! 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m ready for Halloween!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! And just in time for spooky season 🧙🐈‍⬛🎃

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

They taste so good!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social)

Living my witchy best with my birthday present! #silvervine

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wow thank you! He was very talented and handsome! 🧡🤍🧡

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Who hired the stripper for my Birthday?!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you bring her any ice cream??

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

They look good!! Thanks for fighting for working people. I literally can’t imagine having a job 😱

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that looks DELICIOUS!!!! Thank you. Nom nom NOM NOM NOM!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Gonzo! I’ve had lots of chaotic fun today!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! But every single molecule ended up in my mouth!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes of course!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe she was posing!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this picture of her! 🩶🧡🤍

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww thank you!!! I’ve already had breakfast bisque and caused all kinds of mischief. It’s been quite a day!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been glorious!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahaha I AM!!!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

It was wonderful!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social)

I’d like to address the rumours that I have been in demon mode all morning. It’s true. It’s all true. I jumped on the balcony railing that’s on the third floor! I ate the strawberry leaves. I woke the lady I live with up way too early! It was glorious!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks Flanoy! I’m now a wise and distinguished two year old. Keep an eye out for a bunch of maturity!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, hahaha. Oops

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I chewed a few power cords when I was younger so all our power cord are wrapped like this

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

See!!! YOU GET US!!!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social)

Birthday breakfast bisque!! Say that ten times fast

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you also roll around on your back like a weirdo after consuming catnip? That’s one of our best moves

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg this is pretty conclusive forensics. Way to solve the case Flanoy!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah it’s extraordinary!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean how could you not? It’s a WHEELBARROW OF FISH!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh heck yeah! This is my life too, being amazed by birds while not wearing shoes!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg I just noticed the wheelbarrow of fish! I’ll have that polished off by lunchtime lol 🐟 🐠 🎣

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!!! I just got so into a cuddle I half fell off the bed! It was a good cuddle.

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw thanks Auggie!! I’ve already got a ton of cuddles 🖤🖤🖤

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Aw thanks. I love the crows! I was so worried about them in the snow!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

I spent a chunk of my day outside on the balcony too because our weather was nice! Fresh air is good!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Those are some lucky cats!!! Good job with the constant healthy supply of Churu!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh he was outdoorsy! He’s had quite a life, and now he gets to be spoiled! I love that for him!

Lola (and her late Grandma Ella Fitzgerald) (@ellafitzg.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh a group effort! I like that! I also like tubs of Churu!