Elray, Like Tinkerbell, Only exists If you believe in him. 🧚 Nashville basedSlanger-Slongwriter, dad joker, Eternal Student, willing to adjust my views based on facts, bassist, pun-appreciator, Nazi-Puncher, Chrump despiser.
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I can’t believe such a wretched, morbidly obese, drug addicted, deviant, illiterate, sexual predator found the secret sauce to turn half our country into absolute lunatics. Turning a blind eye daily to the most rampant corruption in American history as they genuflect before him.
John Prine is Universal
Palette cleanser
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There’s no bottom
I’m worried it can still get stupider
There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.
Wicked. This is so right!
if you cancel your disney+ send that money to pbs/rick steves/ken kramer if you aren’t already.
Fucking end this guy
Democrats now have a huge opening to go on the offensive. Between the RFK vaccine disaster, the Homan bribe, Trump's nakedly corrupt DM to Bondi, and Brendan Carr breaking the law, they should turn on the firehose. As should the press. Doomers will be blocked. TY for your attention to this matter.
Trump is brain dead and there are people puppeting his corpse.
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Womp womp.....
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.
If you are one of the almost 100 Dems who voted to honor the guy who said the Civil Rights Act was a huge mistake, don’t bother asking Black people to vote for you, donate to you or canvass for you next year. Don’t bother. Please. And don’t be shocked if you get a primary opponent.
Felt real good to tell them to fuck off.
i do like that The Mouse failed to foresee liberals voting with their wallets almost a full year into a boycott that is bleeding Target dry as we speak
I did and it felt great
It’s hard when you have no attention span to enjoy a great movie like this. There’s always “The Fast & The Furious Part 9” for the braindeads. It’s ok.
You’re a fucking pussy
Sometimes it doesn’t translate well but that was clever!
It’s called an American Express, don’t leave home without it.
Here’s your opportunity to stand with Colbert, Kimmel, & anyone censured by the weak, thin-skinned, bish. Add your jokes below. Have at it. Rip it up. We stand for Free Speech! Hey Yo-se-mites & Thighlanders, be careful with getting that UV light in your bodies! #ProudBlue #OneV1 #Pinks
Here’s a joke- how many child rapists does it take to executive order us into Putin’s Russia?
Dutch late night knows what’s up! This is HILARIOUS!!! 😂
That was actually really fucking funny 😆
A white man with a gun if he murders people is.
That was fast. This is also why you don’t surrender to autocrats - you fight them and beat them.
wtf is that?
I see a woman on the right and a filthy cunt on the left. Mace is disgusting.
Very sashay like he just did a spin and back kick
Weaksauce Jeffries, the weaksaucier.
Brilliant. How do you think we feel?
Please feel free to shove your AA - artificial art - up your ass.
there is a lot in the GOP's over media campaign that could end up blowing back on them but their success in demanding that a podcaster be deified on the level of Neil Armstrong, and extracting bipartisan supplication on that regard, has been incredible to watch
This machine
Just because President Child Rapist says something doesn’t make it LAW. Quit complying and capitulating in advance. Be a rock, not a rollover.
Oh god sincerely take a step back you capitulating jelly fish.
Yeah, this! We haven't lost until we comply.
I could stand in the middle of wal-mart and greet everyone with hi, I’m anti fascist and not a goddamn thing would happen. Don’t capitulate in advance. This is not a law.
Why are you capitulating and demoralizing in advance? Are you not smarter than an EO by a criminal?
That's a funny way of spelling "the EO is a steaming pile of horseshit that will be laughed out of court if they actually try to charge anybody".
Fuck off “hamster” you mean nothing.
This is a 9-0 Supreme Court decision from just last year.
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
What a hot take! Genius outlook!
Come on over and bring your rifle or stfu.
I’m getting a lot sick of non US citizens egging us on to a shooting war, asshole. Put some skin in the game or stfu.
Your post is a circular firing squad.
Thank Superman those evil monkeys didn’t grind him down.
Oh don’t worry, there’s confident adults on the democratic side tirelessly meeting and planning, looking at all possible ways to write a sternly written letter.
Wow…I mean it’s uncanny! You’re like a deflated Winnie-the-pooh
If MAGA is making the argument Kimmel deserves to be fired for saying something incorrect and thus violating FCC guidelines, well then, so be it. You also have to cancel Watters, Gutfeld, and Ingraham, who all said without evidence that Kirk's killer was the far left and incited a lot of hate.
Yes. Full stop.
Hot take tuppence. We also landed someone on the moon. 🌖
It is fair to surmise that billionaires who are using their resources to help Trump dismantle the Constitution are on the Epstein list.
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.
When the Left gets offended, it's "Stop hurling slurs at me. I'm just trying to be myself." When the Right gets offended, it's "Stop existing! You shouldn't exist! Don't you dare be angry at me. I'm going to make you not exist." So that's the big difference, really.
Americans are suffering a whirlwind of injustices simply because Republicans put a man behind the Resolute who partnered with the most prolific sex trafficker in US history and we know it.
Temu Breeders.
Just Vegas?
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
The right are a bunch of whiny pussies who want to force us all to kiss ass they way they do.
Making that bass talk. Nice! 👍
Antipasto Antifreeze
its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project
how goddamned fucking stupid some people are
I know I’m naive but it is pretty wild that the president of the United States just publicly declares he and the military killed some guys on a boat, multiple times, and the entirety of Congress doesn’t immediately hit a giant red IMPEACH button
Look at her skin color
So that means the right too right, Pammy
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Shit the fuck up you old putrid shit stain kiddy fucker
How convenient for a child rapist
From @nbcnews.com and @msnbc.com
Hey now, you’re a lake gar, got my tackle and bait…
They had kids, too.
Charlie Kirk wasn’t a great man or an innocent one. His words were divisive and hostile. No need for honors. I’d rather see vigils for the innocent kids we’ve lost, but that won’t happen—it might upset their arms-dealer overlords. So kids get only “thoughts and prayers.”
Today is the day of the special election to fill the seat of former MN State Rep Melissa Hortman, who was shot by a right-wing extremist.
Yt privilege is threatening to kill all homeless people on a major broadcast and keeping your job
It’s a great flick!!
The #1 topic everyone is talking about on X is not even a topic of conversation on Threads or Reddit, and is only mentioned on BlueSky to point out how it's not true Who's an echo chamber again?
Not normal men.
IF YOU SEE AN EMPLOYEE OR ANYONE THAT PUBLICLY SUPPORTS PEDOPHILE JD VANCE CALL THEIR EMPLOYERS , FRIENDS AND SCHOOLS AND ASK THEM NOT TO SUPPORT RUSSIAN PEDOPHILES AND FIRE ANY EPSTEIN SUPPORTING EMPLOYEES!!!!!! #EpsteinFiles
I am 100% against Kirk's murder. I am 100% in favor of recognizing Kirk was a racist, bigot, misogynist, & hate monger.
He can eat a rancid dick
DEPORT THAT SIGN
Shut up you fucking dickhead
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