El Topo 🍁
@eltopo71.com
"Be myself? But that's the worst me I can be!" - Stephen J. Fry No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo.71 at signal.
created August 30, 2023
8,153 followers 5,942 following 19,619 posts
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan.bsky.social) reposted
So, the 34-felony convict liable for sexual assault will have awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to an adulterer (Limbaugh), an election fraud charged with 9 felonies (Giuliani), and a pedophile protector (Jim Jordan). The medal is now meaningless.
KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
substack.com/@huleybrown/... Remember his face. Hide your children.
Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted
“.. Memphis, after all, has long been one of the most dangerous cities in the country, with a murder rate about twice as high as the nation’s capital ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...
Montreal Mike🇨🇦 (@mikemontreal.bsky.social) reposted
Pierre Poilievre needs to undergo a security check. Immediately. Harper is a cheerleader for Modi. India influenced Poilievre’s leadership. Canadians deserve to know he’s clean. #cdnpoli
Transphobes Can't Read (@lordaslan.bsky.social) reposted
lol
cdlane.bsky.social (@cdlane.bsky.social) reposted
KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted
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El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
Wrong color cap for yesterday
Toussaint Egan (@thesaintoftous.bsky.social) reposted
Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
Stop giving Jake Tapper book ideas
mrslmb-1257.bsky.social (@mrslmb-1257.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Deport him back to his mother land!
Rachel Maddow (@maddow.msnbc.com) reposted
"Elon Musk’s aerospace company SpaceX allows investors from China to buy stakes in the company as long as the funds are routed through the Cayman Islands or other offshore secrecy hubs, according to previously unreported court records..." www.propublica.org/article/elon...
Dan Sheehan (@dansheehan.bsky.social) reposted
It's really funny to have a president whose late in life desires seem to be 1) finding a way to get to heaven and 2) getting to use a nuclear bomb
MikoTheCat2025 (@mikothecat2025.bsky.social) reposted
😂
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
Who is paying for all of Botox Barbie’s cosmetic procedures n hair extensions? Yep, American’s tax $$$! I want a tax refund from all this waste n fraud we have paid for! #arrestnoem #notofascism
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com)
It's sick that this has been allowed to become normal.
RC deWinter (@rcdewinter.bsky.social) reposted
A Tibetan monk saw the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. He raised his eyes to heaven and cried, “I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart (@mskellymhayes.bsky.social) reposted
I suspect that Schrödinger's president's deployment of seven warships to the southern Caribbean to fuck with Venezuela is going to wind up narratively tied to his federal moves against Chicago. I am worried he's going to stir up something there and connect it to attacks on our migrant neighbors.
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
Donald's adderall stash
Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted
Greed Apocalypse (@juanmunoz.bsky.social) reposted
No point compromising with criminals who see compromise as permission to commit more crimes flip.it/OeWTPM
ACW1234 (@acw1234.bsky.social) reposted
🙃
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
By far my favorite part of January 6.
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
At least 10 gun industry businesses, including Glock, Smith & Wesson, Remington and Mossberg, secretly handed over names, addresses and other data to lobbyists, who used the details to rally firearm owners to elect pro-gun politicians. By @coreygjohnson.bsky.social (Published Oct. 2024)
Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted
steviebaby🫡 (@steviebaby.bsky.social) reposted
looks like the bonesawing part is complete
Nel_Annette (@nelannette.bsky.social) reposted
"When I walk in, play my theme."
Beefcake Dad (@jeffsreturn.bsky.social) reposted
I hate him
Holly Frey (@hollyfrey.bsky.social) reposted
Wait is that an actual post from the pumpkin spice palpatine account? Because as a former copy editor, I can tell you he has never used nested quotations correctly before and I can’t imagine he suddenly gained that ability. 🚩🚩🚩
naugtynonnie.bsky.social (@naugtynonnie.bsky.social) reposted
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Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) reposted
ive got no idea what's going on with Trump's health. But the 'biden precedent' is just so glaring and hilarious. half of 2025 has been taken up with elite press shaming of how no one ever talked abt Biden's age which was actually their main topic in 2024. Ok. Set aside that his party literally ...
Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social) reposted
"The West" is obviously a euphemism for "white people"
Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan.bsky.social) reposted
Countries on track to eliminate cervical cancer: -Australia by 2028 -Sweden by 2027 -Rwanda by 2030 -UK by 2040 -Indonesia by 2030 -Bhutan 2030 -El Salvador by 2030 -Canada by 2040 How? HPV vaccine. Same one RFK Jr is trying to ban. You will note USA is not on this list.
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com)
So, quantum President Donald J. Trump seems to currently exist in both the alive and not-alive states.
Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. (@drharmony.net) reposted
or he doesn't because he is dead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
energy9086.bsky.social (@energy9086.bsky.social) reposted
Kerry Reid (she/her) (@kerryreid.bsky.social) reposted
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
Evan (@onwardandupward.bsky.social) reposted
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com)
So, did someone find Donald's adderall stash in the Lincoln bedroom?..
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
Black bag with a mirror, nose straws and crushed-up adderalls?
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
Maybe they figured that by 2pm tomorrow he's gonna have that shit under control
paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted
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@claytoonz.bsky.social
andorinus.bsky.social (@andorinus.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
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Celly-Blue (@cellyblue.bsky.social) reposted
Release The E-Files
naugtynonnie.bsky.social (@naugtynonnie.bsky.social) reposted
www.rawstory.com/kyrsten-sine...
Laurel Davila (@laureldavilacpa.bsky.social) reposted
“IT’S NOW DAWNING ON MOST AMERICANS THAT TRUMP HAS PERSONALLY APPOINTED HIS TOP ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS TO DESTROY THE FOUNDATIONS OF OUR GOVERNMENT INCLUDING THOSE THAT PROTECT OUR NATION’S SECURITY AND THE BASIC HEALTH OF OUR CITIZENS.” — photo and quote by Tracy Knauss on Facebook #Pinks
naugtynonnie.bsky.social (@naugtynonnie.bsky.social) reposted
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
"what's that shiny, sharp-looking thing?"
Get Out The Mid Term Vote (@gotmtv.bsky.social) reposted
Oliver Markus Malloy (@malloy.rocks) reposted
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
Hope springs eternal.
Heather Woodward (@heatherwoodward.bsky.social) reposted
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
They like Trump and are trying to help him
paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted
linktr.ee/jesseduquette
Jadehunter (@jadehunter.bsky.social) reposted
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Mickey Kuhns (@mickeykuhns.bsky.social) reposted
ChatGPT 5… “Noem’s brag is more smoke than substance: waving the flag about “jobs for Americans” while this admin guts unions, strips bargaining rights, and weakens protections. It’s not pro-worker — it’s union-busting dressed up in patriotism.”
🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 (@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social) reposted
OK who did this?💀😂
darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
ACW1234 (@acw1234.bsky.social) reposted
😀 theonion.us17.list-manage.com/track/click?...
ACW1234 (@acw1234.bsky.social) reposted
😀
ACW1234 (@acw1234.bsky.social) reposted
😯
GrampaBill56 🇺🇸 (@grampabill56.bsky.social) reposted
I'll just leave this here.
Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley (@pressley.house.gov) reposted
UPDATE: House Oversight is convening a private roundtable with survivors of Epstein’s abuse. This is a testament to our pressure. I look forward to hearing from survivors & won't stop pushing for a full, public hearing so their stories are documented in the Congressional Record.
steven monacelli (@stevanzetti.bsky.social) reposted
Elon is quoting Nazis again
Hope T. (@xtrahope1515.bsky.social) reposted
JD Pance is waiting for PEDOfuhrer to die & step into the presidency. Watch out for oily pocket face, Peter Thiel, Palantir technology that's going to take over America's private security. Does this sound democratic? 🤬 youtube.com/watch?v=r2nN...
ACW1234 (@acw1234.bsky.social) reposted
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El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
She makes Bill Barr look like a choirboy
darren32359.bsky.social (@darren32359.bsky.social) reposted
Tuck The Frumpers (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) reposted
New MAGA SCHEME is EXPOSED as Voters TURN AGAINST THEM
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
He wants Melania to come visit
Tuck The Frumpers (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) reposted
Why does the inside of the White House look like a fucking bordello?
ACW1234 (@acw1234.bsky.social) reposted
🙂
Billy Wonka (@billywonka.bsky.social) reposted
Make it Happen. Starting in January of 2027. VOTE, TAKE AWAY THEIR POWER IN NOVEMBER 2026. Begin the PURGE.
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
White House, Mar A Lago Division. Trump slapped the people's house upside the head with the ugly stick.
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com)
For all we know JD Vance is already the President. Lock up your couches...
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com)
Mood
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
"I'm not dead yet" As the world weeps.
Colleen Paige (@colleenpaige.bsky.social) reposted
Luca Migo ❌👑 (@victinibcn.bsky.social) reposted
Labor Day in Nevada County! Powerful message 💙
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
Of the many reasons this is a bad answer — the kind of answer I would delight to get in cross-examination because it makes the speaker look shifty and untrustworthy - is that “maintain or rebuild institutions” is not particularly less abstract than “democracy under threat.” It’s just less direct.
Oscar&Felix (@oscar-felix.bsky.social) reposted
30 minutes ago🤞
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Marilyn 💙 DoNotObey EatTheRich (@back2marpy.bsky.social) reposted
Liz E. G. (@totoinkansas.bsky.social) reposted
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
That's just Stephen Miller's shadow
El Topo 🍁 (@eltopo71.com) reply parent
That's just Stephen Miller's shadow
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
Only the shadow knows 👀
AngryHoss (@angryhoss.bsky.social) reposted
REMEMBER: if white smoke emerges from the White House chimney, it means there is a new President. If black smoke emerges, it means they are burning evidence.
Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted
There's a reason that the people who complain that Bluesky isn't welcoming never explicitly say WHO isn't being welcomed. Who should we be nicer too? Be specific about the kind of people you want here. I'd've quote posted this. But he turned replies and quotes off. Making me feel very unwelcome.
Mr. Ron (@mrrevron.bsky.social) reposted
What would you call a millionaire who snatched a sports gift out of the hand of a child, then brags about it??
GeClef (@geclef12.bsky.social) reposted
Sande (@sande0724.bsky.social) reposted
And Donald Trump is not a human being.
Matthew Guariglia (@mguariglia.bsky.social) reposted
Fear of crime: an unholy alliance between politicians that need a cudgel, local news that needs clicks, social media's ability to share viral anecdotal crime stories, police that need justification to exist, and the fact that police/surveillance tech is a multi-billion dollar industry, and racism.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Los Angeles music festival 2025 Throwback edition ✊
paulpro (@mariopro.bsky.social) reposted
@johnbuss.bsky.social
*redacted* Pancakes (@jayzeddy.bsky.social) reposted
Since you disabled all interactions @jamesrball.com