Oh man, how many bullet homes does Gandalf fix up
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Oh man, how many bullet homes does Gandalf fix up
'old yakubian ape' is another one of those phrases that's elbowed out a cherished childhood memory in my brain
Oh no.
I bet.
Aw man, he wriggled out of it again! (The plot to dethrone him in 4,000 years after he becomes a worm)
As you must.
Woah Fourth dimension selfie
Of me?!
Once you plop (a fighter jet in the water) you just can’t stop.
How’d you get this picture of me?!
My apologies! It’s the second time I’ve host part of a tooth. At least this one wasn’t a root canal to fix.
It got the taste of all those Jets falling off the ships.
Can’t stop there! Let’s just all go ahead and retire with full benefits.
I, for one, await my garbaging with impatience.
I broke my tooth (ripped out a filling flossing) and it sucked so much. Glad for you it isn’t broken.
I’m assuming it’s like an It Follows thing, where on a long enough timeline she dunks us all in the trash.
Seconded! It does feel a little uneven and disjointed, but I loved it.
Nice. Comfortable to tap for a ling time?
We’ll get him next time champ.
I wonder if it’s something to do with their close connection strengthened through the Force which helps him push Vader
This was back in Dickety-Two, the Kaiser stole our word for fifty.
The first casualty in the war on Christmas is Thanksgiving.
Beautiful.
*always
I also thought it was fun to think of the sun as Azathoth, the idiot dreaming god that all of existence is dependent on staying asleep. Feels spot on. Sun wakes up (goes Red Giant) and we cease to have ever existed outside radio signals bouncing forever.
I, for one, would not hand anything to him.
Can’t help but think of his Pascal’s wager and how sad he seemed about worrying about Heaven. Good.
It’ll make Kissinger, Lizzie, and Pope look like a children’s party.
Absolutely powerful idea.
Ah heck yeah I got a Martha follow!
Ah yes. The people’s we’ve been at war with my whole life. Drugs.
Who did it belong to?
What boat?
job for katherine!!! job for katherine!!!!! we did it gamers
Damn. We will get him next time.
Right! I listened to a podcast where they talked about it. Tried to keep up with the reading but life got in the way. I look forward to reading it some point. It and more Malazan. Working on the Flat Earth by Tanith Lee right now.
Hey boss, got that wax figure of Donald Trump you asked for. Real Hillary vibes like you asked.
God, I hate losing books. I’ve not read any of those! What’s BotNS?
Rumfitt’s “Tell Me I’m Worthless” was phenomenal.
Pushed back to 2:30 EST
Isn’t that The Second Coming? Looks like 105 years.
You can’t even go electric these days. Because of folk.
That’s what I heard. Must’ve needed a little more time for the amphetamines to hit.
Ignorance and Bliss are married.
I heard they were snakes made lovable by Azhrarn, the Lord of Lords, Prince of the Vadru, Lord of Darkness, Wickedness incarnate.
I’d do that for free!
“Pushed to 2:30”
It belongs in a Museum!
What’s your recommendation?
Ooooh. I really liked this one.
Indeed. Later I found a smart phone with Bluesky loaded on it. And here I am! *lopes off*
Yep. He found me in the hollow of a tree. Nursed me for a time, then I was drawn back to the woods.
You got it you got it you got it
I’m pretty good at drawing connections between things of seemingly unconnected topics. *pushes board covered in red string out of sight* It’s a superpower!
They’re saying something about Space Force leaving Colorado. Seems pretty low level for a first live speech post disappearance.
The worst lesson everyone learned from Trump is that be posted good. He didn’t, he has always been a weirdo, but a useful idiot. The draw of him was the racism.
Only person I’ve ever known was someone from Northern Ireland. He was fine.
As someone who has had (minor) cancer twice I’m offended! You should get to root for whatever team you want! Steal them back.
lol. Hellraiser is about a real sex pervert trying to solve a puzzle box that brings demons (Cenobites) to our Universe from theirs where pain and pleasure are the same. Lots of body horror. He’s that, but for getting yelled at online.
I’m starting to think these people want less people alive.
“some folks give their bidets people names like jeff or matilda but not me,” i say as i introduce you to mr. sphincter sprinkler
Interestingly, she’s nowhere near the list. *checks list* Yeah, no one named Mulligan on the list of people who deserve (to be) Mulligans
Maybe he’s a Tulpa pulled from the Cenobite dimension and really trying to innovate on Pain for the Internet Age for them.
Perfect DIY husband.
That tracks. I bet Shelley was very intentional when she sat to write down her scary story for the Villa Diodata(sp?)
Sounds like a New God to me.
Maybe he stank? Couldn’t ever get the grave off himself?
But on the list of Mulligans, he’s mid at best.
But always a Kennedy, America’s attempt at Nobility. Quite a failure, that.
Can’t really mulligan with a live child
Like, the fourth, the fifth? A major chord, a minor lift?
More mad-cap farces lampooning the powerful, yes please.
Oh wait. Yeah. What you said. Makes way more sense. Listen, I don’t claim to be the understandera.
It’s… um… Russian.
I was hoping this one was the top spot. It’s so good. I think Capaldi might have been some of the best Modern Era. Uneven at times, but some of my favorite Doctor episodes are in his run.
I will accept this if he has one of his eyes replaced with a glass one.
Calm yourself “The Mosquito”
Is this the one where the dude actually had archers shooting at him and he had to hit his choreography perfectly and he was legit terrified?
I don’t remember this one at all. Huh.
KRAMER: I'm hunting him, Jerry JERRY: Who? KRAMER: My friend Bob Sacamano. He sacrificed the Band of the Hawk to become one of the God Hand. Now I'm marked with this Brand of Sacrifice and haunted by demons. GEORGE: You live a fascinating life, don't you? KRAMER: [wild hand gesture] Oh yeah
Every day is shut the fuck up friday
Holy shit was he a pitcher? Me:I want more fingers! AI: Me: not like that.
One of the greatest understandera of our age, I say!
I do feel bad for all the psyckers he had to consume, but I GOTTA have my God-Emperor
Tiger eats it.
You got that Mothman photos I asked for?
You put someone in a mobile iron lung? That’s a worm baby.
“That’s an interesting act, what do you call it?” “The Democrats!”
That reminds me! I’ve got to get the champagne chilling. Just in case.
Food is cold from talking too much. Everyone else leaves the table. Turns off the light. In darkness the cold slop sticks to my teeth. In the distance, running water and a persistent scraping. I realize I am a ghost in others lives. Too much salt!
Do we have any napkins? Can you pass the salt and pepper? No, to me. Pass it to me please.
Content or content? Content or Content!?
It is. I think I remember something about that. Hard to say.
Oh that would whip.
Thanks!
Maybe you, I’ve always aimed for mid as a stretch goal.
Couldn’t be anything at all.
HAL 
