Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
And not to be glib, but lol at Shuffle for playing Joni's Both Sides Now while I was writing that last post, ha ha ha, good one.
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And not to be glib, but lol at Shuffle for playing Joni's Both Sides Now while I was writing that last post, ha ha ha, good one.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Screenshotting this rather than QTing because it's got a pic of him on the post and no thanks, but jesus. Imagine both sides-ing this? It's VERY CLEAR he's an extremist and dangerous and moved from words to physical harm (although his words are enough to matter). I can't bear this, I really can't.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
(yes I can read, yes it says statistically insignificant, but it proves it’s Labour themselves causing this not people who want a party who’s *actually* left wing)
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Hold your nose and vote for Labour they say, or you’ll be handing votes to Reform they say.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
On the post being QTd I should say.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Honestly wouldn’t watch the video on the post I just RTd if you’re feeling even remotely sensitive, it made me feel completely horrible last night.
Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) reposted
The failure of the government to denounce these thugs is completely fucking sickening.
James (@otterdammerung.bsky.social) reposted
Here comes the weekend 🕺🏻 Crack out your satin boleros and boogie
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
The alternative delivery options for a Yodel parcel, as if I'm ever going to tell them I'm on holiday
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Right? It’s completely doable. Always thought teams should do that for their 3pms, if you’re signed up for an account you can buy games like they do with pre-season.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Regret to say this would probably have been me back in the day.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Incredible. I’m watching the cricket but I’m sad I missed that.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
😚👌🏼
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t mind paying £2.99 when I’m desperate
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Shouldn’t Jacob Bethell be back at school by now
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
@noscoredraws.com where’s the drawing
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheeeeyyyyy
Sky News (@news.sky.com) reposted
Daniel Levy steps down as executive chairman of Spurs
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Daniel Levy?!?!?!
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
very prevalent in football stadia right now too, not uncoincidentally
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Thankfully it’s £40 or I might have cracked
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Look at this guy I came across earlier (had given up trying to find him again when he popped up!) www.vinted.co.uk/items/701251...
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
When the likelihood is that actually, at least one if not more of them will be the pedo.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
same, I thought twice about watching it and did so on mute and even then, it's just made me feel so heavy.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
their little faces
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought about sharing it with an angry QT but I'm beyond even that.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
That video of the young guy and the cunt protestors has made me *so* depressed.
David Lewis (@davidclewis.bsky.social) reposted
BlueSky have permitted users to upload their own gifs.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
🚨External gifs
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Got stuff by all except Doro but I have met them and they're lovely
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Bingo is wonderful and LOVES doing text www.instagram.com/__full__house Giorgia is also great (quite pricey though) www.instagram.com/lobsterandpe... Liv good if you want v femme www.instagram.com/livluvstab Doro for scratchy handwriting style www.instagram.com/settedoro.ta...
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, hold the line please
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes you just gotta have it
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
They don’t care is how
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha yeah I saw you mention it in the discord. It’s a great shirt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Totally, there's no other explanation
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
I used to be so hot on remembering people's names and know stuff but just today I've had to google 'hugh wolverine' and 'arlene dup' because I can't grasp the full names from my brain. Peri-menopause is FUN!
HierophantXX Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 (@shelleybwoke.bsky.social) reposted
Can I just day that in ONE DAY as green party leader, Polanski has been more supportive of trans people than at least three whole parties worth of politicians
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Arlene Foster looking like someone's shat in her mouth
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I also don’t give a solitary shit if his arrest was “dramatic” or “over the top”, if anything it wasn’t dramatic *enough*
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
After all that nastiness cleanse your palette momentarily with some fun plushes. Link in the post above this one⬇️
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reposted
The reporting of this did the rounds a week or so ago but I think it’s nice to hear it from the horse’s mouth if you will. What a great and warm thing for him to have done. I hope people who might not have ever considered the importance of learning about others take something from it.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reposted
Crying
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Second this, loved being on morphine
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Also just to be clear away from my mini thread where I'm attempting to be thoughtful and balanced on matters of law, my opinion is that I hope he rots or that his blood pressure gets above 200, you know the drill 🙂
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a horrible nasty mess there's no doubt
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it's grim all round absolutely. As I keep saying it's one thing to have abhorrent views, it's quite another to act like he has. It doesn't come from a place of concern in any way shape or form.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a nasty, dangerous man who needs to face the consequences of his actions.
Marcus 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 (@marcusjdl.bsky.social) reposted
🏳️🌈
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
whoooooah!
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
You can argue separately about carceral punishment and so on but under the current rule of law and the way crimes are punished he deserves to be in prison.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Look, I want to keep seeing his name and talking about him as much as you do (i.e. not at all) but the simple fact is if Lucy Connolly can go to jail for incitement over ONE tweet, Linehan absolutely should be jailed for his constant posting.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I forgot him! Lovely.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait. Does this mean all acting Hughs are good in their own way? Bonneville above on Gaza. Grant on phone hacking etc. Jackman just generally.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
HUGH!
Mick (@killiemesoftly.bsky.social) reposted
When I was at Anglia TV about 25 yrs ago, a girl in our office sent out a team email that said, “It’s been a crap Monday, who wants to come to my flat for a smoke?” Sadly she sent it to everyone in ITV. Melvyn was one of the first to reply with “That sounds lovely but sadly I’m filming in Newcastle”
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Too many iPhone faces
Joe Twyman (@joetwyman.bsky.social) reposted
Big fan of Reddit's political analysis in the context of football broadcasting.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Wuthering Shites more like amirite?
Justin Hancock (@justinhancock.bsky.social) reposted
Charlotte: well sometimes you need cars. I mean, you can't get the subway to the Hamptons! Miranda: that's not the point. All major cities should have good free public transport. Samantha: well I don't know about you girls but I *love* to ride a train. Carrie:
Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel (@alisoneales.com) reposted
In honour of Bisexual Visibility Month, please enjoy these curated exhibits from my extensive Inadvertent Bisexual Pride picture gallery
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it and I love the prehistoric mammals
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet that shirt sold out in minutes lol
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Crying
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Much more sympathetic in its way than the xenos
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time Boy Kavalier isn’t on screen the audience should be asking “why isn’t it always like this? This is great”
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
I’ve only been 3/4 watching Alien: Earth but this week’s episode was excellent.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn’t he great
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve googled and they are legit and ship from China and are, as everything non-indie seems to be, available on AliExpress. But still, they’re adorable!
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve googled and they are legit and ship from China and are, as everything non-indie seems to be, available on AliExpress. But still, they’re adorable!
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Bird friends. I’ve no idea if this is a legit site but lookie! Look at the shoebill! www.gagebeasleyshop.com/en-gb/collec...
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Was extrèmely good
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
A top tier Wednesday dinner. Bavette with Fresh Corn and Black Bean Salad With Corn Chips and Avocado.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
A televised Saturday 3pm game on September 20th????
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re never too late
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Blaming you if I have to turn off the replies and QTs haha
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
It’s eerily quiet on the roads today. Not dead and I was lucky with traffic lights, but put it this way, I’m 20 mins early for therapy.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Why is this tweet suddenly popping off I wonder, before checking the RTs and seeing @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com there lol.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Those hair plugs have taken away all the fucks Mo had to give
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations!
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Now we're seeing his stupid face AND Streeting's stupid face AND, separately but in the same category of cunt, Ed Balls' stupid face everywhere
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Listening to the Fabrizio Romano song (Hey Boy, Hey Girl by the Chemical Brothers)
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I watch a series that's actually great and I tend to not ever really see the thumbnails, but I hate it when I do as it doesn't even represent the content.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
(Also have a similar story re. oral in that I had a sex book/manual, very dry, that talked about women producing a 'tasteless liquid' when aroused and I had no idea how they knew it was tasteless...)
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
"did you eat a dictionary" was a common phrase thrown at me at school and you know what? Kinda, yeah? I love a reference book and especially one that's essentially a list.
Al Kennedy (@alkennedy.bsky.social) reposted
This is the face of a cartoon cat who is being confronted by its human owner when it still has the live goldfish swimming around in its mouth
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social)
Today has certainly been an exercise in remembering what words I muted as I get notifications for replies I can’t see in my Notifs tab then see they’ve been hidden.
Emily ✨ (@emilyoram.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it was
Tomas Hirst (@tomashirstecon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent