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Sure, calling them travel writers is fine, but I just feel that ‘journeylists’ would’ve been so much better.
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Sure, calling them travel writers is fine, but I just feel that ‘journeylists’ would’ve been so much better.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Sir Purr would like to remind everyone that it is never too early to decorate for Halloween! #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcatsky #blackcatsofbluesky #spookyseason #blackcats #caturday
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Cancelled!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
… or they are a terrible therapist and are saving you from years of psychiatric trauma.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
But, I do appreciate that someone finally called out how weird that is on the show!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
#jealous
Eliza (@elizamelrose.bsky.social) reposted
Travis Kelce can you start manifesting for me there are some things that I want…
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Y’all… I am so delighted for both of them!!!!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve never been so happy for someone I don’t actually know irl!!!!!!!
HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted
Don’t be afraid to share your writing. There are six Sharknado movies.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone could benefit from extra whimsy in their lives.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d like to advocate that we replace the word nap with nappy-poos in the dictionary. That’s a much better way to describe mid day rests.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
🌶️🌶️🌶️
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Same!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like there is an opportunity here to write a post apocalyptic comedy about 2 friends who have to find their way home after the cell towers crash and google maps becomes extinct.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
I read that when the actor Steve Carrell is talking with others and they start gossiping, he politely excuses himself from the conversation and leaves. That is such a power move. I want to be more like Steve! #funfact #powermoves
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
You deserve a nap! 💯
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Good Madame! Thy quest was successful and thus you deserve all thy good fortune!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so funny because sometimes random Taylor Swift lyrics will pop into my head and I immediately Google the song and become obsessed with it. The songs are totally random and were not previously songs that I knew well. But, it’s happened with Ivy, Maroon and tolerate it.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, goddamn. My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Happy #ToeBeanTuesday everyone! #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcatsky #blackscatsofbluesky #caturday
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Uhh… I think something might be going on at my local Wendy’s.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG, me too! I saw her in LA Night 4 and a week later tested positive for COVID! But, I’d do it all over again in a heartbeat!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
It’s a good things this guy is cute because he took an unauthorized bite out of my biscuit this morning and isn’t even sorry about it! #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcatsky #blackcatsofbluesky #caturday
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to say that this post has really inspired me and I’ve decided to start unfollowing accounts that bring too much negativity to my news feed. Thank you for the idea!!!! 🧡💚🧡
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Or a YouTube Channel of cooking demos
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
🎉🎉🎉
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
I could watch this all day long!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Happy #Caturday from mine to yours! #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcatsky #blackcatsofbluesky
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.” #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #labsky #labsofbluesky
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
YES, COME INTO THE LIGHT!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
My cat demonstrates this same belief every day as he slowly, very slowly, inches his paw towards my plate in an attempt to steal a bit of my food. Especially French Fries.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Effectively immediately I will only be using the orange heart. Also, I will be responding to everything with an orange heart. 🧡🧡🧡 #TS12
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
YAS! I love how incredibly welcoming and joyous this community is!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Not yet! Every once in a while we will see a poster and say we should go to that, but we haven’t actually taken the plunge yet
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
When I first started dating my husband, I thought his love of WWE was childish and dumb. 10 years, 3 Wrestlemania trips and countless live Smackdown and Raw shows, I gotta say it’s really fun to watch live!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! Twins!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
I think Taylor Swift just might be my favorite thing to hyperfixate on. #TS12 #thelifeofashowgirl
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Do they have a lamp? Or the Algebra notebook I lost right before my final exam in 10th grade?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I just want to say that you have an excellent reading voice and it is so delightful to hear you read your work! I listened to you read “Never Say You Can’t Survive” (which was great btw) last month and it’s so fun to listen to you read your fiction too!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Any time I do something even slightly weird in public, I imagine local surveillance footage of me doing that weird thing showing up on a true crime documentary of my murder. Her last known whereabouts… using a stranger’s side car mirror to apply her lipstick.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Please post a follow up when you find it!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
This post sounds a lot like the plot line of the book Phantasma! 🤣🤣🤣
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Friday #bluesky... 😊 #dog #dogday
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh! I love a good Bromance! That’s why I love the Golden Bachelorette so much!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like if I’m annoyed by everyone and can’t find anyone to root for, then what’s the point of watching?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I tried really hard to get into Love Island a while back but it wasn’t for me. But, with all the hype around the new season I’m thinking I should give it another shot.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
So what I’m hearing is… you love it?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Mondays, am I right? #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcatsky #blackcatsofbluesky
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Especially the ones from Buffalo Wild Wings.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like employers would learn a lot more about their employees than just whether they do drugs 🤣🤣🤣
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I was just about to add this one! 😂😂😂
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
My dog took a nap like this yesterday even though I have no clue how this could have been comfortable.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow! I didn’t realize this would be so popular. I would like to add that my source of this info is the Financial Feminist podcast. Tori encouraged everyone to pre-order her book from local bookstores to boost her rankings on the bestseller lists.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve heard that bestseller lists use data from pre-orders to dictate their lists! Also, that pre-ordering from your local bookstore holds more weight than Amazon or another large retailer!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean… like, when it’s better than yours…
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t stop laughing at this! 😂😂😂
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
If this cute puppy reaches ur timeline?? Everything will be okay... 😊
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely! I feel like they threw it in to increase female viewership but it ended up being so dumb. I have similar feelings about the romance in Top Gun: Maverick. That movie would still be perfect without it.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! My only critique is that I wish they had eliminated the entire romance subplot. It was unnecessary and didn’t seem to fit the rest of the story.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Can I recommend the book “Set Boundaries Find Peace”? I think the key to trust is boundaries. If you work on that within yourself, it’s easier to know where you stand with people and where they stand with you.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Gosh, I am so incredibly sorry. Your pain is real and anyone who says otherwise is a dumb asshole.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it Santa’s nice list? Because I definitely want to be on that one!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Is there a particular technique you use? Questions you aim to answer in each chapter?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
At the vet for our weekly checkup and they gave Sir Purr a crown fit for a knight! #catsky #catsofbluesky #cats
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I recently heard about a (local) movie theater that only showed a few previews before a recent screening of Sinners and a BUNCH of people missed the first 10-20 minutes of the movie because they showed up late to skip the previews.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! I thought the same thing!
I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted
Baby crocodiles sound like they’re shooting laser guns and it’s the best thing ever... 🤣🤣
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. That’s assuming our democracy makes it to 2028.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
“Uhh… this isn’t what it looks like!” #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #snacktime #blackcats #blackcatsky #blackcatsofbluesky
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d read that.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Glad to know it’s not just me.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
One of my all time favorites!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you ever want to mess with them by feigning interest but backing out right before you would need to pay anything?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Jenny Han can fill that prescription for you (via her book To All the Boys I’ve loved Before)
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
What about Happy Friday Eve? Is that better? No? *Sees self out*
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you mean nutritional yeast?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
This little guy is very sick with stage 4 kidney disease and doesn’t seem to want to eat much. If anyone out there has advice for how to increase his food intake I’d love to hear it! #CatSky #CatsofBlueSky #BlackCatSky #BlacksCatsofBlueSky
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
If you believe it, you can achieve it!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Was there dancing involved?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup! I’m definitely turning 10 and not 40 on Friday. Wait… does that mean I don’t have to pay my bills anymore?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but I bet one big explosion would scare them less than 100 explosions over the course of 6 hours.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi high, I’m low!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Is skeets what we are calling these posts over here?
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope their color is purple!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Completely agree. I felt like that movie was about 20 minutes too long. Also, I wish they had removed the romance plot line entirely. It was dumb and didn’t fit the rest of the film. Much like in Top Gun Maverick, I feel like they threw in the romance solely to appeal to female viewers.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social)
Sir Purr’s contribution to making the bed! #caturday #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcatsky #blackcatsofbluesky
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to adulthood. So sorry for your loss!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank YOU for this amazing distraction from the chaos of the world burning around us. It was really nice to take a break from that shit and pretend to be in this world. See you next year! ❤️❤️❤️
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Each moment earned by this masterpiece of a film!
ID4 in Real Time (@1996id4.bsky.social) reposted
Second is absolutely that this account was able to provide thrilling updates and analysis for a SEVENTH straight yr, complete with a Twitter/Bluesky SIMULCAST! Considering the autopilot went out on the scheduler at 10am today, we had to manually land the plane. Good thing it didn’t happen overnight.
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
Rebrand and try again!
ID4 in Real Time (@1996id4.bsky.social) reposted
Humanity has been saved! The events of the past 48 hours will be taught, discussed, researched, and celebrated for thousands of years. It is the single greatest achievement in the history of mankind and I'm not sure what's third, because...
ID4 in Real Time (@1996id4.bsky.social) reposted
We are getting numerous reports across North America of a massive meteor shower all over the sky. The mothership in orbit was obliterated and these are the pieces of the ship colorfully burning up in the Earth's atmosphere. Talk about #IndependenceDay fireworks!
Emmy Green (@emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social) reply parent
🔥🔥🔥